Thieves have recognized taboos. For example, if you want to treat a thief to buns, dumplings, or pies, he will fight with you.
Because these things, no matter how good the stuffing is, are "closed" inside, which is a very unlucky association for thieves.
In addition, there is also a common luck-seeking ritual among thieves. That is, before going out to work every day, people often use coins to test good luck.
"Big Eyed Lantern" has this habit. He carries a 1966 Wufen steel ball with him all year round. Before each departure, he takes it out of his pocket and asks everyone to throw it on the ground to make fortunes.
After the crisp sound of "Dangrang", as long as the steel letter faces up, it means "fierce", which means "walk back the word".
On the contrary, if the word "Wufen" is facing down, it means "吉". It means "Bless Tiananmen and kill all directions."
"Gunzi", who is the apprentice of "Big Eyed Lamp", has always believed in this. Because luck is so important in the thief industry, and there are countless evil things. If you want to eat this bowl of rice, you don't have to rely solely on it.
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Speaking from his own personal experience, sometimes if you are lucky, you can escape being targeted by "thunders", and you can pick up a big wallet by looking down when you go out.
If you are unlucky, you can even run into the police when you go to the restroom. Even if you catch the "silly old man" in your sleep and brake suddenly when you catch the bus, you may be stabbed and "exploded".
The gap is so big!
Especially on this day, before setting off, the three people "Big Eyed Lamp", "Er Head" and "Roller" had "tested" three "bad guys" in succession, so they were all cautious along the way, lest anything go wrong.
But the food money was still stolen, and even the fortune-telling steel bungee was lost. This further proves how effective this method is.
But it was as if the old man was deliberately joking with them.
Unexpectedly, just when the three of them felt so depressed that they even had the intention to go back and burn two sticks of incense to get rid of the bad luck, their fortunes took a huge turn. After all the hardships and joys, the fortunes of fortune really happened.
The appearance of "Reaching Out" Hu Qiang was like a savior falling from the sky, which not only completely rescued the three of them from the predicament of life, but also shook "Gunzi's" belief in luck.
"Roller" suddenly discovered that there really is a miraculous and superb "stealing technique" in the world.
And once a thief's ability reaches the level of his uncle, no, even if it reaches half of it, all luck will be bullshit.
Because his uncle could make the impossible come true by "reaching out his hand" and play with luck at will.
Even according to him, not to mention the famous scholar, his uncle was even qualified to change the nickname "Stretch Out" to "Stretch Out Tathagata".
No! This is not because he blindly worships his uncle because he successfully took away his master’s money!
It was not a judgment he made easily because he listened to the conversation between his uncle and his master, and knew that his uncle had traveled all over the country for so many years, stealing from place to place, and never missed a beat or missed a point.
He, "Gunzi", can be regarded as well-informed. He has been a "little Buddha" for five or six years, so he knows that this may be just bragging.
The key is that seeing is believing! He truly experienced the miracle of empty hands and witnessed the means of turning everything upside down.
For example, on the night when Master and his uncle met each other, his uncle invited them to the most famous nearby "Capital Restaurant" (i.e. "Cuihua Building", which was renamed "Capital Restaurant" in the "Movement").
Rubbed it for a while.
This is actually a quaint large courtyard with three entrances, with the front door opening on the eight sides and the back door opening at Dengshikou.
Not only is it the only high-end restaurant among all the time-honored restaurants in Beijing that has never stopped operating, it is also a restaurant qualified to receive national leaders and foreign guests.
Not to mention the solemn style of the restaurant, the complete set of silver racks, silver spoons and fine porcelain cups, plates, plates and bowls will make people dizzy just looking at them. There are no dishes here that cost 50 cents.
Uncle Shi is also really interesting, such as "Agar agar in clear soup", "Braised mullet eggs", "Hibiscus chicken slices", "Pork cubes fried in soy sauce", "Bad fish fillets", "Roasted sea cucumber with green onion", "Dry fried mandarin fish"
"," Crispy prawns", all kinds of delicacies were ordered for the whole table. I also ordered two bottles of Wuliangye priced at 6 yuan.
And just after everyone had finished eating and drinking, when he went to the toilet with his uncle, his uncle revealed his hand to him without any warning.
It was not far from the closing time of the restaurant at that time. Although there were still nearly half of the customers in the restaurant, the checkout counter they passed along the way was locked in the morning and was already empty.
"Roller" didn't pay any attention to it, and wanted to go to his toilet as usual. He didn't expect to "reach out" and find that there was no one around, but he stopped still.
When "Roller" turned around, he "reached out" to grab a piece of grass from the flower pot next to him, and then went to pull the door lock, he suddenly realized what his uncle was thinking.
Needless to say, the kid was so distraught that he almost peed his pants.
Because this is not an ordinary place. If someone really wants to bump into him, is there any way to survive? He will definitely be punished severely for more than ten years.
Besides, there's not enough time. I just unlocked the door and unlocked the drawer.
According to him, if he wanted to open them all one by one, it would take a master of "moving the gate" (a slang term for unlocking and breaking into a house) for about ten minutes. Isn't this a life of boredom and asking for death!
So he didn't dare to shout or persuade, and he was just standing there dumbfounded.
But the development of things was completely different from what he imagined.
"Reach out" to open the lock faster than picking up a key. With a poke of the straw stick and a flick of the handle, the padlock was taken off. He ducked in like a civet cat and tapped the keyhole again, and the drawer was opened.
It's open.
And just when "Roller" was still in shock, and just when a hint of excitement arose from fear, "Reaching Out" had already succeeded completely.
He quickly kicked the piles of ten- and five-yuan bills in the drawer into his pocket, then closed the drawer, turned the keyhole, stepped out, and closed the padlock again.
The flowing movements were almost done in one go, as if he was the billing clerk at the cash register.
It is no exaggeration to say that the entire smuggling operation, from opening the locks one by one to restoring them to their original state, took absolutely no more than twenty seconds.
After that, "reaching out" remained calm and composed as before, picked up the "roller" arm that was still in a daze, and continued to go to the toilet to pee.
Then he slowly returned to the restaurant, and called "Big Eyed Lantern" and "Er Tou" out as if nothing was wrong.
And the most awesome thing happened after returning home.
After arriving at the destination, "Reach" took the initiative to tell us what happened just now. He wanted everyone to share the money.
Of course, "Two Head" was as shocked as "Gunzi". But "Big Eyed Damp" knew what happened, but complained that his brother was not smart enough to do things, saying that there was always a precaution in doing such a thing, if something really happened,
Too much gain outweighs the loss.
But I didn't expect that "reaching out" would be nonchalant and said that he was completely sure. If he caught the thief and took the stolen goods, if what happened just now was really caught, it would be useless if he couldn't find the money on him.
Then in order to prove that what he said was true, he asked "Gunzi" and "Er Tou" to search for him.
Not to mention, the two of them started working together. They even looked at the soles of the shoes but couldn't find any money.
Finally, he "reached out" and "showed the baggage" himself, saying that when they searched him, the money had already been put into their pockets.
After hearing this, the two people hurriedly touched their pockets. Unexpectedly, the piles of big tickets were actually taken out of their own pockets.
Then he counted the money again, and "reached out" and picked up more than 2,200 yuan, all with the "big eye lamp" and "roller" on top. When he was at the "Yongdingmen Railway Station"
, the two of them harvested in three or four months.
Now not only "Bitou" and "Roller" were all convinced, but "Big Eyed Lamp" also had nothing to say.
The ability to "reach out" has completely exceeded their imagination. This is the real "boldness of a skilled person".