Behind my own small courtyard, I was of course very proud of myself when I "reached out" and was filled with a sense of accomplishment.
"Damn! I didn't expect this kid to be quite fat. I don't know how he got so much money? And he hid it on the ceiling? Some people in this world just love to be smart and always like to hide things in places that they think are secret.
The place..."
"Two heads" and "Roller" both praised their bad feet.
One said, "Brother, who are you? The most powerful Buddha in the capital! No matter how talented he is, Red Boy, he can't compare with you. There are only things that he can't hide, but there's nothing you can't find!"
Probably all the old foundations have been wiped out by you, so cool!"
The other said, "Uncle, you are really trying to drain the firepower. Doing this is like stealing a bank. We will take revenge for everything! From now on, we don't want to live any life. You,
You are truly the best thief in the world!"
But only "Big Eyed Lantern"'s face was uncertain, and he was not only hesitant, but also a little afraid.
"Qiangzi, you are so ridiculous! There is no need to go to the cinema entrance, and you also paid for the nests of 'Red Boy' and 'Chen Da Bangchui'! Why didn't you discuss it with me when you messed with them? This money is too much
Oh, it's scary. Those 'Red Boy' and 'Chen Da Bangchui' are not ordinary people. We really need to let them know that if they don't get it right, someone will die..."
But his ladle of cold water didn't work, and he didn't even care about "reaching out".
"Brother, you are unfounded. Let them know? Where will they go? To tell you the truth, no one saw me when I entered the house, and my fingers were all covered with glue! I can guarantee that even the police will not be able to find out.
Who did it? By them? Two idiots who know how to play with their arms! Bah!"
"Two heads" and "roller" also echoed.
One said, "Master, don't worry. With so much money in hand, we will stop here. Uncle Master said that he will not go to the "Capital Cinema" to scream with them in the future, so what are you afraid of?"
Another said, "That's right, brother Yan'er, this money is enough for us to lie in bed and think about what we are going to do in the future! With this surplus food, our future path will be wider, and we don't have to worry about it all day long.
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Immediately afterwards, without waiting for the "big-eyed lamp" to express his opinion again, "reaching out" made a final decision and distributed the spoils.
"Oh, listen, everyone, this is how the money is. What I mean is, my brother left thirty thousand, 'two heads' twenty thousand, and 'rollers' ten thousand. Whatever is left, I will take it with me when I leave Beijing. Everyone
No objections, right?"
What other opinions do you have about this? It’s so generous!
‘Er Tou’ and ‘Gunzi’ made a huge fortune out of thin air without doing anything. They immediately smiled and thanked them repeatedly.
But in this joyous celebration where everyone wanted to raise their hands and cheer, no one paid attention to "Big Eyed Lantern"'s furrowed brows and faint worries.
In short, on the night when he succeeded, everyone except "Big Eyed Lantern" was inexplicably excited and wanted to drink to celebrate.
It's just so late, where are they going to drink?
Yes! There is a "Qinghai Restaurant" in Dongsi.
But their trip was in vain.
Sorry, one of the cooks working the night shift was sick that day, so the restaurant closed early.
This leaves only the "Xinfeng Restaurant" snack bar next to the "Capital Cinema" in Xidan!
But if they really want to go there, they will definitely have to eat too much to support themselves. If they want to die, they will have to meet the "little wives" who are eating late night snacks.
And now they not only need to avoid these people, but also need to reduce their exposure.
So what should we do?
Fortunately, there is also the "Liaoyuan Day and Night Food Store" in Beijing.
Most people today believe that in Beijing a few decades ago, because people had no nightlife, all service institutions in the city were closed after midnight. Except for the bathhouses, which could be opened later, there were at most a few that provided late-night snacks.
Service restaurants and catering departments.
But that was not the case. In those days, there was a convenience store in the capital that was open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. That was the "Liaoyuan Day and Night Food Store".
When talking about this store, it’s better to remember our Prime Minister.
Because Shanghai opened the country's first 24-hour "Xinghuo Day and Night Food Store" in 1968.
With the service enthusiasm of "throw away the row of door panels and stay open tonight", it has very effectively solved the people's livelihood problem of "the sun is three feet high, the door panels are tightly closed, and when the sun sets, you can't buy anything", which has won unanimous praise from the people.
and good reviews.
Following the instructions from the Prime Minister, such day and night stores were set up in Beijing and Tianjin respectively.
The day and night shops in the capital were named "Liaoyuan" to echo the "spark" in Shanghai and the sea, which means "a single spark can start a prairie fire".
The characteristics of this kind of store at that time were that it was located in a busy city as its location selection principle, "small, special, fast, and convenient" as its service policy, and "enthusiastic, thoughtful, small profit, and considerate" as its service tenet. Don't look at the storefront
The area is not large, but the services are really diverse.
In addition to pastries, cigarettes, candy and other foods and non-staple foods, the store also sells hot tea and cold drinks.
In addition to daily necessities such as candles, matches, and sewing kits, there are also firewood, charcoal, letter paper, stamps, newspapers, and magazines.
The most convenient ones include bicycle repair services and the provision of air cylinders.
Moreover, you can fill hot water for free and heat pancakes and meals for customers for free.
It can be said that it has a service awareness that even well-known merchants in today's market economy do not have. It is more convenient and comprehensive than the convenience stores that everyone can't live without today.
Therefore, this kind of store is like rain after a long drought for all the people in the capital. Starting from the first store established in "Qianmen", once the radio station reported it, it quickly developed to "Wangfujing", "Xinjiekou", "Xidan",
"Dongsi" and "Dongdan" opened five more day and night stores one after another.
Even in the cold era of ten years of catastrophe, these "Liaoyuan Day and Night Food Stores" still provided tenderness and warmth to the people.
So when it comes to this, what happens next seems very natural.
Because "Gunzi" wanted to practice his skills in the first few days, he wandered the streets and stole public stores. He was familiar with the terrain, so he took "Stretch Out" and "Er Tou" directly to Dongsi.
This is "a prairie fire".
Unfortunately, probably because they stole a huge sum of money and all their luck was used up today, they started memorizing words one after another.
Unexpectedly, in the "Liaoyuan" store, although there is enough wine, there is not much food left.
There are no sausages or bread. Apart from animal biscuits, there are only peach cakes that are so hard that they can kill people and glutinous rice sticks that can be used as crowbars.
Apart from fruits, there is no canned food including anchovies, beef and luncheon meat.
But fortunately, there are two fresh things that can go with the wine. They are grilled fish fillets from Bincheng and Sichuan beef jerky. They are also packaged in small paper bags.
As a result, several people combined and bought two bottles of canned hawthorn and two bottles of anchovies in addition to four bottles of "Hua Deng" brand "Jingcheng Tequ".
As for the "grilled fish fillets" and "beef jerky" on the counter, there are about a hundred or so bags each, so I'll just wrap them all up.
Finally, "Roller" made another personal request, saying that he couldn't drink liquor and wanted to drink "little champagne".
"Reach out" is also a pleasure, just one word "buy!"
Then he took away another box of "Jinghua" brand "little champagne" from Fangshan County Hebei Beverage Factory.
When these boys went back, they found that "Big Eyed Lantern" had gone to bed first, so they didn't bother him. They went to another room to eat and drink.
Not to mention, the grilled fish fillets and beef jerky were both delicious. But the grilled fish fillets were too salty and the beef jerky was too spicy, which made my throat feel a little hot.
At this time, "Roller's" "foresight" was reflected. Fortunately, I listened to him and bought a lot of "little champagne".
"Stretch out" and "Two Head" also started to drink from the stuff, and "Gudongdong" drank it. After quenching their thirst, they ate again.
"Reach out" was obviously particularly interested in grilled fish fillets, eating pack after pack.
"Gunzi" saw him eating grilled fish fillets like a flying fish and took the initiative to compete with his uncle.
"Hand out" said he would bet a hundred dollars on the contest.
"Er Tou" found it interesting when he heard it, so he joined in.
So the three people each held ten bags, shouted "one, two, three" and started stuffing them into their mouths to see who could eat faster.
In the end, the competition ended with "reaching out" and winning 200 yuan.
But the problem is, both "Bitou" and "Roller" are very unconvinced.
They said that tearing the package of grilled fish fillets was too laborious and wasted time. So they all tore open the package of grilled fish fillets together, and then asked to start the competition again.
But after losing again, they refused to give up. The grilled fish fillets were not only different in softness and hardness, but also in quality. In this way, they had no choice but to continue the comparison.
In short, after the competition, grilled fish fillets were replaced with beef jerky to continue the competition. Later, as the results began to show a win-lose situation, the three people ate more and more happily, and the more they competed, the more fun they had.
In the end, they raced until the large net bag of grilled fish fillets and beef jerky was almost gone. The ground around them was covered with wrappers of grilled fish fillets and beef jerky, and they finally gave up.
But by this time, things were going very wrong.
Because everything they ate tonight was pickled food.
Needless to say, grilled fish fillets and beef jerky are enough to last a lifetime.
The anchovies are cold and greasy, and the canned hawthorn is so sour, not to mention that the drinks are still fizzy and white wine. Is the taste still bearable?
For example, the skin on the inside and outside of their lips is bald from eating, and the skin is sore from being soaked in salt. That is light.
What was serious was that they found that not only did their throats have a fever, but they were also hot and painful. Even swallowing and spitting made them extremely uncomfortable.
This kind of torture makes them feel as if there is a saw blade in their throats, and they are so thirsty that they feel as if they have not drank water for several days, and all the "little champagne" has lost its due effect. Drinking it only adds fuel to the fire, making them thirstier and more painful.
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There's no way out! It's absolutely impossible not to drink water. Their throats are really smoking, and the flames are so fierce that I want to burn them to death!
They ran to the faucet in the yard in the dark and drank a lot of cold water one by one.
The moment the cold water poured into their burning throats, esophagus, and burning stomachs, it was simply the most comfortable moment in their lives.
It makes them feel that no matter what kind of high-end drinks they are, they can't compare to the nectar pouring out of this water pipe.
Running water saved them!
It's a pity that this rescue is temporary. A greater disaster is yet to come.
When they all lay down on the bed, their stomachs began to feel unsatisfactory again.
First, there was a rumbling sound in their lower abdomen from time to time, and soon it became violent, as if they were being drilled into the stomach by a monkey. Then they jumped out of bed and rushed out of the courtyard, sprinting straight to the alley at a speed of 100 meters.
's toilet.
But it was too late, "Roller"'s small plastic body was the first to be unable to resist.
There was still a long way to go before the toilet, so he squatted down and started working, crying for his father and mother.
The taste, just listening to it, makes you feel heart-wrenching and gut-wrenching!