So far, the renovation of the Hong family's old house is basically on track. Hong Yanwu has nothing to worry about anymore, and the acquisition of hardwood furniture has come to an end for the time being, so he just wants to take a breather.
But he rested, his body rested but his mind did not rest. His mind was spinning, trying to figure out how to deal with Director Wei who had blackmailed him for two large color TVs.
For this matter, he specially called his "little daughter-in-law" here, first asked about Director Wei's current situation, and then gave some instructions. A plan that made Director Wei heartbroken was laid out...
Director Wei and Hong Yanwu are different.
He doesn't understand what "the moon is full, it's waning, and the water is full, it's overflowing".
On the contrary, he is a true believer in the two sentences "don't take advantage of the bastard" and "if you don't serve yourself, heaven will punish you".
He is not afraid of people poking his spine, and does not believe there will be retribution. Instead, he adheres to the supreme truth of "you have the right to use it, and it will become invalid when it expires".
In his eyes, he only knows that the more famous cigarettes, wines and teas, the better, and household appliances must fill at least three houses under his name. This is why he opened his mouth and asked Hong Yanwu for two color TVs.
for the sake of.
At first, a color TV was installed in the three-bedroom apartment where he lived, and the old black-and-white TV he replaced was delivered to the one-bedroom apartment under his name.
But there is another two-bedroom apartment that is still vacant. This made him happy for a few days but then turned into discomfort. He couldn't sleep because of his thoughts. No, in the end, he shook his head and left this "blank"
It's been filled in.
(Note: Cuaner, a capital dialect, means strategy)
Director Wei was not only happy about this, but his wife was also crazy about it and praised him for being smart.
So that night, the second color TV that I got turned out to have some medicinal value.
With excitement, Director Wei and his wife actually had some lingering feelings of newlyweds, fighting for three or four rounds without fatigue, almost alarming the children next door.
But it has to be said that it was Director Wei's insatiable temperament that not only made Hong Yanwu feel vindictive against him, but also gave Hong Yanwu a big loophole to exploit. It made him determined to give Director Wei a good lecture on "The Fisherman"
and goldfish" story.
Of course, before everything begins, it often starts with something good and then slowly turns bad.
This is not only a common law of the objective world, but also from another perspective, human-made designs often have to follow this path to facilitate things.
This is called, "If God wants to make someone die, he must first make him mad." Only extreme happiness can lead to sadness.
So on this day, Director Wei received a call from Hong Yanwu. It sounded like he had been hit by another big pie.
Dare Hong Yanwu actually said on the phone that his buddies are getting married on May Day this year and want to have a grand party. But they lack good cigarettes and wine. If Director Wei wants to have rich cigarettes and wine, his buddies
I am willing to buy it at a price 20% higher than the official price.
Director Wei asked Hong Yanwu, "How much do you want for your buddy? If it's just a few bottles of wine and a few cartons of cigarettes, then you have to add 30%..."
Unexpectedly, Hong Yanwu replied, "If you want such a small thing, I can handle it for him. He and his wife's family have many relatives, including seven aunts and eight aunts, which add up to dozens of households. In addition, he
I also want to keep some for myself so that I can entrust someone to do things for me in the future. If you have the top ten famous wines and cigarettes of "Daqianmen" and "Dachongjiu" or above, how many of them can my buddy want?"
So how can Director Wei be unhappy? The various "tributes" accumulated in his family for many years have long been "silted up".
It doesn't feel bad to give ordinary things to colleagues in the housing management bureau. But good wine and cigarettes are of high value, so he would not be willing to give them to outsiders just to gain popularity.
Originally, those things had no other place to go except for his own enjoyment, that is, to pass them on to his boss and his old father-in-law.
But those things have an expiration date after all. If you leave them for a long time, it will become difficult to smoke as the cigarette burns. The wine cannot be kept if it is not packaged tightly. Wouldn’t it be uncomfortable for you if half the bottle flew away?
This is great, in the blink of an eye, Hong Yanwu's buddy will come to your door with "rattling" banknotes. With his sufficient "supply of goods", it is easy to make a windfall.
Haha! Happy things are coming from heaven! Wealth has arrived and you can’t stop it even if you want!
Director Wei was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. He was still giving Hong Yanwu instructions on the phone.
"Xiao Hong, tell your buddy that my house is a cigarette shop. He is welcome at any time and he can choose whatever he wants. But one thing is that you ask him to prepare enough money. We have to settle the bill on the spot..."
On the other end of the phone, Hong Yanwu cursed secretly, "Wei, you are just a thief."
But he said, "Don't worry. This is marriage. This is the only time in a person's life. Can my buddy still be able to dig and shrink? But when is the right time? You have to give us time, we can find it easily."
Could you please borrow a tricycle..."
When Director Wei heard that he had returned the borrowed car, he felt even better. But after thinking about it for a moment, he realized that there was quite a stir in this matter. Don't forget, whether it is his family's belongings or this kind of transaction, it must be kept secret, so still
It's better to carry someone on your back.
Definitely not at night. Moving things is like stealing and attracts more attention. Not even on weekends. The neighbors are resting at home, so there must be more eyes. So when is the right time? Of course it is during working hours.
So Director Wei said, "Of course I hope it will be early tomorrow morning. But can you do it?"
Unexpectedly, Hong Yanwu agreed to everything very happily.
"What's wrong? Just take a day off. We've agreed that we'll go to your house at eight o'clock tomorrow..."
"Ah, yes, it's just the two of us... Oh, I forgot to tell you. The one we're getting married to is the one I brought last time and the one I gave you the TV... Yes, yes, you still remember..."
"Ah? Yes, maybe I went to your house and saw a lot of smoke and wine, so I asked me to ask if this guy is thoughtful enough..."
"Okay, hey, see you tomorrow..."
Just like that, that night, Director Wei and his wife had another night of passion with the hope of getting rich. The next morning, Hong Yanwu and his "little wife" arrived at Director Wei's house on time.
As soon as I walked in, the "little wife" was very polite. She nodded and bowed, and kept saying, "I'm sorry to trouble you."
After coming in, seeing that Director Wei was the only one in the room, he immediately took out two thousand yuan and slapped it on the table.
This great energy made Director Wei's eyes light up and his heart felt at ease. He quickly opened the door of the room where things were stored and let the "little wife" go in and pick whatever she wanted while he made tea and poured water.
Up.
Although Director Wei is not taking advantage, he will also vomit a few mouthfuls of "blood" depending on the situation when others can bring him benefits.
So this time he treated Hong Yanwu and his "little daughter-in-law" with unprecedented enthusiasm. Not only did he make good tea, but he also opened a box of "Greater China".
He kept talking nervously, "Try it, taste it, the smell of this cigarette is different from other cigarettes. That's where I am. Otherwise, if you want to see this thing, you have to go to a leader at or above the bureau level."
Home..."
Hong Yanwu complimented him knowingly.
"Aren't you the director? The original deputy director just wanted to do some practical work, so he stepped down to make way for a more talented director. To promote style, we all know..."
The words of "little daughter-in-law" are more popular.
"Director? The director can't be as helpful as you, the great director. You have so many good things here. Thanks to my foresight, I brought a lot of big cardboard boxes. I'll go down and get them. I'll come back later to get the things.
Just take a notebook and record it. In the end, we will calculate it together. Don’t worry, if these two thousand are not enough, there will be more!”
Director Wei's nose was almost full of snot. "Okay, okay, let me help you..."
Hong Yanwu tried to dissuade him.
"No, no need. Your floor is not high, it's just the second floor. Just sit down and let him do it by himself. You don't know, but this is doing him a big favor. He has to treat us to dinner at noon...
"
"That's right! I have to treat you to a good meal at noon! You choose the place..."
With the long echo in the corridor, the "little wife" disappeared away.
When Director Wei heard this, he was even more excited and wanted to tremble. He felt that Hong Yanwu and the others were really sensible.
Immediately afterwards, it took almost two hours of waiting for the "little wife" to come back with a stack of cardboard boxes. The three of them gathered everything together.
To say that Director Wei is really not bragging, not even the cigarette shop has so many interesting things!
The specific numbers of tobacco and alcohol are as follows:
There are 8 cartons of Zhonghua brand cigarettes, the official price is 6.5 yuan per carton, and the actual price is 7.8 yuan per carton.
There are 12 cartons of Youyi brand cigarettes, the official price is 5.4 yuan per carton, and the actual price is 6.48 yuan per carton.
There are 50 cartons of Peony brand cigarettes. The official price is 4.7 yuan per carton and the actual price is 5.64 yuan per carton.
There are 25 cartons of Qianmen brand cigarettes, the official price is 3.6 yuan per carton, and the actual price is 4.32 yuan per carton.
There are 35 cartons of Xiangshan brand cigarettes, the official price is 3.7 yuan per carton, and the actual price is 4.34 yuan per carton.
There are 36 bottles of Maotai liquor. The official price is 8 yuan per bottle and the actual price is 12 yuan per bottle.
There are 40 bottles of Wuliangye, the official price is 3.7 yuan per bottle, and the actual price is 4.34 yuan per bottle.
There are 30 bottles of Luzhou Tequ, the official price is 3.6 yuan per bottle, and the actual price is 4.32 yuan per bottle.
There are 24 bottles of Gujing tribute wine, the official price is 3.4 yuan per bottle, and the actual price is 4.08 yuan per bottle.
There are 28 bottles of Yanghe Daqu. The official price is 3.4 yuan per bottle and the actual price is 4.08 yuan per bottle.
There are 48 bottles of Jingcheng Tequ. The official price is 2.85 yuan per bottle and the actual price is 3.42 yuan per bottle.
There are 56 bottles of Tongzhou Laojiao, the official price is 2.7 yuan per bottle, and the actual price is 3.34 yuan per bottle.
And in the end, when all was added together, the total, including cigarettes and alcohol, was 1,977.62 yuan, which was almost exactly 2,000 yuan.
At this time, the "little wife" made another "trouble". He only took out two bills from a wad of bills and said they would use them for dinner later, and gave the rest of the money to Director Wei.
Director Wei was overjoyed on the spot when he took the one thousand nine hundred and eighty. Subconsciously, he wanted to count immediately, but as soon as he did it, he suddenly realized that Hong Yanwu and his "little wife" were still with him. This was a bit inappropriate.
, I felt embarrassed again.
Hong Yanwu is quite generous.
"It's better to count the money in person. Don't worry, otherwise it will be awkward for everyone. I think you can just count it here, and I will help move the box downstairs first. This thing
There are too many, there are twenty-two boxes of wine, plus those cigarettes, we have to pull two carts..."
When he heard that the "little wife" also agreed, Director Wei smiled and started counting the money.
After counting the money, the two of them started working together to help move things down. Hong Yanwu first pedaled away a cart full of liquor. After waiting for him for more than forty minutes, it was almost eleven when he pedaled back with an empty cart.
It's half past one.
At this moment, Director Wei and the "little wife" had already moved the rest of the cigarettes and alcohol downstairs, smoking and waiting for him. As soon as they saw his face, the "little wife" quickly took the tricycle.
Come and give him the twenty yuan for lunch.
"Thank you for your hard work. Let me take care of you this time. Brother, I have already made plans with Director Wei. Let's go have roast duck for lunch. I think that's all. Why don't you accompany Director Wei and go to the restaurant first?"
Wait until I get it. I will finish this trip in a while and go directly to the roast duck restaurant to find you..."
"Little Wife" was a good idea, and Hong Yanwu was not polite. He claimed that he had not eaten breakfast in the morning and was really hungry. After saying that, he not only accepted the money, but also took two bottles of "Beijing Special Music" from the box on the ground.
Ask Director Wei to follow him.
When Director Wei saw that he could have a good drink again, he was happy, but he was a cultured person after all, so he really couldn't save face. He pretended to help put things on the tricycle before leaving.
At this time, the "little daughter-in-law" said, "Director Wei, don't worry, I can come by myself, and you should leave quickly. It's hard to get on the bus. It only takes ten minutes for me to go back on a tricycle. I will ride a bicycle when I return."
I’m going to chase you. You order first, and I’ll be there as soon as the food is served. Not to mention that I’m going to get off work at noon soon, so you don’t want to attract attention..."
This makes sense. Director Wei was really afraid of being overcrowded, so he stopped pretending. He happily left with Hong Yanwu.
Not to mention, meeting again at noon really didn’t waste much time. After only waiting for about ten minutes, the “little wife” arrived. It was just past twelve o’clock and ten minutes.
The three of them exchanged cups and "roasted" two roast ducks together. They didn't even pay for the twenty yuan, and Hong Yanwu even paid eight yuan in advance.
In addition, the two of them took turns flattering and toasting frequently, which made Director Wei feel very comfortable.
After eating, they continued to brag, and after finishing their drinks, they continued to brag. It was almost three o'clock when the waiters turned over their chairs, waved brooms, and blew mops. They dispersed still unfinished.
When he got home, Director Wei, who was drunk, had already mixed garlic under his feet. He searched for the keyhole with the key several times before opening the door.
Then he stumbled into the bedroom, fell down on the bed, and fell asleep without even taking off his glasses.
This is such a sweet dream! In the dream, Director Wei collected two thousand yuan for the one thousand nine hundred and eighty yuan, divided it into two deposit certificates and deposited it into the bank.
According to the interest rate of 5.04%, in five years it will be...that is 2,540! He is still accepting gifts, and he may be able to sell cigarettes and alcohol for another 2,000 yuan.
If you save another five thousand yuan for five years, it will be six thousand...the chicken lays the egg, and the egg lays the chicken...
But at this moment, before the "chicken" and "egg" could start another cycle, Director Wei was rudely awakened from his dream.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw his wife shaking him eagerly and shouting, "Old Wei, Old Wei, get up quickly!"
"Haha, don't worry, I've already got the money! One thousand nine hundred and eighty, it's in the drawer of the cabinet outside..."
Director Wei thought that his wife, who was off work, was eager to see how much money he made from selling cigarettes and alcohol. However, his wife grinned and started crying.
"Bullshit! Get up and take a look. Our big color TV and four speakers are gone! The drawers have been rummaged through and it's a mess! There are still 1,980! Our family's own money is gone.
That thief who was stabbed a thousand times didn't even have a piece of steel left! Do you understand? Our house was stolen!"
"Ah!" As soon as these words came into his ears, Director Wei jumped up and rushed out of the room. But soon he started to curse too!
"What the hell kind of bastard is this! My color TV, my four speakers...and that money, that money! Tell me, why did you say he had to steal from me today! Oh no... no,
No...my heart..."
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