Let's not talk about anything else. First of all, the appearance of the protagonist is not that happy.
Hong Yanwu, who was brought to the table by Wang Yunlin, didn't know if it was because he only had cake powder (a traditional weaning food in the north, often used as a substitute for dairy products in difficult times, and the main ingredient is starch) for his first birthday. This dairy-eating animal was a little unhappy.
It turned out to be drooping. He didn't seem to realize the importance of this ceremony at all. He just sucked his thumb and showed "disdain" on his face.
Then, when everyone gathered around and the Zhou Zhou Catching Ceremony officially began, Hong Yanwu, who was placed in the middle of the Eight Immortals Table, was a little confused. He looked around at a loss, as if he didn't want anyone, and was just stinging and groping for his mother.
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Everyone waited for a while, and the child finally stopped looking for his mother, but he was yawning and crying. In full view of everyone, he leaned on the table, looking listless as if he was about to squint on the Eight Immortals Table.
Sleeping.
The three neighbors who were watching the fight all looked at each other in shock. Probably no one expected that Hong Yanwu would actually want to fight a protracted war. Hong Lucheng, in particular, felt unsure. The child was thrashing around in his wife's arms just now. It was time for the show to begin.
But the chain fell off when I was there, God knows what happened.
As he watched helplessly, Hong Lucheng became more and more worried. He was afraid that the child would really fall asleep, so he picked up the things on the table with his hands to amuse his son.
Needless to say, it worked quite well. Hong Yanwu's bright eyes were attracted by the rolling objects, and his yawning actually stopped. He even got up.
The old man couldn't sit still anymore. He stepped in and tapped the seal on the table to provide on-site guidance. "Catch this one. This one can be an official."
Lao Su was not willing to be lonely, holding a military kettle with his hand and shaking it. "Here, catch this. If we become an officer, we must also become an officer."
Lao Ding refused to mention anything. He pointed at the leader's quotations and shouted, "Boy, the most important thing is to be careful about your thoughts. Don't imitate your father..."
When Hong Lucheng saw these three people, they were all a little embarrassed. They kept pushing forward, wishing they could stuff things with their hands. He quickly dissuaded them and forced several people to put down all their things. Just like that,
The commotion and persuasion continued, and the voices of several people became louder and louder.
How talented is Hong Yan? When he looked up, he saw the people around him shouting with their teeth and claws open. They didn't understand and were timid, and they were about to cry when they grinned.
When Hong Lucheng saw this, his claws immediately went numb. He felt that it would be too wasteful for the third child to cry at this critical juncture. As a result, he was so worried that his men unconsciously moved the objects on the table to Hong Yanwu.
He pushed the dictionary forward, trying to get closer to his son to attract his attention. Unexpectedly, he pushed the dictionary so hard that a pink paper corner appeared on the page, which really diverted Hong Yanwu's attention.
Hong Yanwu's eyes were shining, he leaned forward, grabbed the colored paper with his little hand and stuffed it into his mouth.
Hong Lucheng was very anxious when he saw it. It turned out that it was nothing else but a one-dollar note that he had added to the page of the book as a bookmark.
He was about to stop him, but he didn't expect the child's mother to react more quickly. When Wang Yunlin saw Hong Yanwu stuffing money into his mouth, she picked up her son and tried to grab the banknotes. However, she didn't expect Hong Yanwu to start throwing money in her arms.
Instead, he grabbed another pink magnolia from her breast. This time, it was even better. Hong Yanwu held something in his two little hands, spending money in one hand. He was in high spirits, kicking and jumping, and was nervous.
After opening the mouth with two small front teeth, it began to bleat like a lamb.
Well, the arrest of Zhou actually produced such a result, everything went wrong. The whole monkey ate twists - full of twists.
Hong Lucheng's full expectations were dashed on the spot.
The old man was the oldest. One look at Hong Lucheng's face and he knew that he was not happy. He just smiled and said comfortingly, "Okay, God's will is there. It's good to take the money, you Hong family members."
You are born to be rich and noble."
Lao Su was also amused as he watched, and he was as mellow as ever. "It's not bad to get flowers. I'm afraid he will be a boy who attracts girls in the future."
Old Ding was the only one who had a problem with his words. He didn't want to hear anything bad. "But if you don't want to be afraid of both, wouldn't that become 'spending money'?"
Ordinarily, this was just a deliberate attempt to cause trouble and stir things up. But after Old Ding said this, even the child's mother was amused. Seeing this scene, everyone present tensed up.
They couldn't stand it any longer, and everyone burst into laughter.
Hong Lucheng laughed beside him, but he felt unhappy in his heart after all. He was angry that his son was not living up to expectations, and he was also sad that his hard work was in vain. Anyway, when he looked at Hong Yanwu, who was Liu Haazi, he felt that no matter how much he thought about it,
This kid will definitely not be a good bird when he grows up.
Isn't it? This is both wealth and sex, no matter how you think about it, you are a waste of money.
One year old, two years old, three years old...
Watching Hong Yanwu talk, walk, and wean, Hong Lucheng's worries increased.
Among the children of the Hong family, Hong Yanwu is really the most maverick. This kid is full of energy. Even when sleeping, he can't forget to turn somersaults and roll. As long as he is awake, his hands have to be touched and his feet have to be kicked.
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Ever since he was five years old, Hong Yanwu has been restless every day. If he didn't make some noise every day, he would feel that his day was in vain. Today he will go to Wanshou West Palace to catch crickets and oil gourds, and tomorrow he will crawl on the new road.
The old locust tree went to stick the seasonal bird (in dialect, refers to the cicada) to pinch the dragonfly, and the latter one grabbed the dog's ears and rode on the big yellow dog in the west courtyard to urinate, and then used the bow to hit the cat's butthole to practice. He seemed to take forever
With a deep hatred for the still state, no one knows where this child comes from to be so noisy.
Because he was too playful and playful, the shoes on Hong Yanwu's feet were always torn, and they were often thrown away without knowing where he was. As a result, he always came home barefoot. And because his mother, Wang Yunlin, had other children,
He had to take care of him, and even if he mended shoes every day, it wouldn't be enough, so most of the time, he had to let the third master of the Hong family fumble for a pair of broken shoes or run around barefoot.
And every time Hong Lucheng saw the little beggar-like description of this "Barefoot Immortal", he couldn't help but sigh and shake his head frequently. His face, neck, spine, and chest were all stuck with dirt or mud all day long, and they became even more sticky when he ran like crazy.
Wearing a pair of black shiny little feet. I wash this boy three times a day, but he still looks so disgraceful. Where is this son? He has raised a whole monkey, which makes people doubt that this boy is a grandson.
The reincarnation of a monkey, brought to life by a naughty ghost.
But Hong Yanwu himself obviously doesn't care about this. He is a stupid boy who never cares about what is elegant and what is rough. Breaking rules is his hobby, and it is his nature to love to play and make trouble. Even if he understands the truth, he doesn't care.
I couldn't help myself, so I couldn't help but act naughty and mischievous. As soon as I plucked the Zhang family's chicken feathers, I was busy cutting the Li family's dog's tails, so that neighbors often came to complain.
Yes, Hong Lucheng indeed discovered that the theory that "human beings are born with evil nature" was most fully verified by Hong Yanwu.
If this kid has any hobbies, it is that he specializes in doing unexpected pranks. For example, filling the chickens at home with Erguotou, spreading salt into the fish tank where Bian’s goldfish is kept when no one is around, and
Put firecrackers into the mouth of the captured house sparrow (in dialect, refers to a sparrow), light it, and then let it fly. One day, I don’t know how this kid figured it out, and actually poured boiling water to kill the bird he had carefully raised for many years.
Cymbidium.
In addition, this kid is just trying to scare people when he has nothing to do. He first finds a dark nook in the yard to hide, and when someone passes by, he suddenly pops out and says "Oops!". Adults often say "Ouch!" and are frightened.
He jumped a lot, but he was not happy at the end. This naughty bun had caused many sisters-in-law and aunts to fall down, and caused many accidents in which tea bowls, cups and plates flew away.
The most irritating thing is that every time this kid goes to the toilet to pee, he imagines that the pee thing is a machine gun. He arches it forward, squeezes it tightly with both hands, shakes his body and sways left and right, and urinates vigorously, while still peeing in his mouth.
Imitate the sound of a machine gun and shout, "Beep, beep, beep, shoot. Shoot at them." At this time, whoever rushes into the toilet will be unlucky. This kid is not stingy and can use his "little watering can" on the spot.
Who.
Where did he learn this? Who has such a coward who doesn't get upset?
Hong Yanwu's whim games made his father, who was used to a regular life, extremely annoyed. Hong Lucheng never thought that he would teach his son to learn well all day long, but this kid would actually take risks from his own heart. He really didn't know what he was doing.
What kind of evil could have given birth to such a "retribution for the present world", a "disaster" that has made all the neighbors in the yard tremble with fear at such a young age.
As the saying goes, "It is the fault of the father who fails to raise his children." If a naughty child is naughty, people will always say that he has no tutoring and blame the adults. Hong Lucheng does not want others to gossip. He is responsible for his life, being honest, observing rules, and loving dignity.
Naturally, he hopes that the Hong family will always be cautious, respectful, and law-abiding. Therefore, his biggest request and restriction for his children is to know etiquette and obey the rules. The other three children in the family generally do well, but only
This third child has not inherited the family tradition of simplicity at all.
In order to educate this "troublemaker", he really worked hard. He broke it into pieces and tried to reason with his son countless times. But Hong Yanwu seemed to have a bone on the back of his head, and he didn't take Hong Lucheng as an example at all.
Dad takes things seriously. It has always gone in with one ear and out with the other. It's better for us to play together, you do your thing and I do mine. No one is delaying the other, and we still go our own way.
Deeply worried, Hong Lucheng could not help but talk to his wife privately, "Why is the third child in our family like a sparrow born in a magpie's nest? He is not big, but he is the only one in the whole family who can do anything."
I've been watching this kid since I was a kid, and I'm afraid that this kid won't be able to do anything good..."
Hong Lucheng didn't pay attention when he said this, but suddenly the second son standing next to him heard it. As a result, Hong Yanwen went out to imitate the words, and he spread the word to everyone in the courtyard, "My father said, our third son
It’s a local thief (a local slang word referring to a sparrow). It’s one of the four evils and not a good thing..."
In this way, Hong Yanwen, who loved gossiping, inadvertently gave his younger brother the nickname of "hometown thief". From then on, when Hong Yanwu was mischievous and made the neighbors gnash their teeth, everyone would call him "hometown thief". This is why
The fame of the third master of the Hong family quickly spread until it spread all over Fululi Street and everyone knew about it.