He knew that if he performed a serious program, he would usually not have any significant results. Therefore, his performance followed the folk art route. In the form of a "talk show", he told everyone three jokes about rice dumplings in succession.
It should be said that the effect was really good, but each joke was more inappropriate than the other, making everyone laugh and scold them at the same time.
The first one is that Hong Yanwu is definitely seeking personal revenge and uses his eldest brother to play cymbals first.
He stood up from the table and spoke to everyone seriously.
"My dear parents, family, brothers and sisters, do you all know what to eat during the Dragon Boat Festival? Yes, rice dumplings. Why eat rice dumplings? As my dad just said, it is to commemorate the poet Qu Yuan. But why use rice dumplings to commemorate Qu Yuan? ?According to folklore, it is because they are afraid that the fish and shrimp bastards in the Miluo River will eat Qu Yuan's body. Well! This point is actually worth discussing. Hong Jun doesn't agree with it, and I don't agree with it either. But the eldest brother thinks that it must not change since ancient times. The truth of the discussion. So, in my opinion, rice dumplings are used by the common people to feed bastards. So now I would like to ask, how did my brother feel when he ate the rice dumplings today? Who can answer, there will be a prize! "
As soon as the last sentence was uttered, the quick-thinking Hong Yanwen sprayed "Osmanthus Chen" on the ground on the spot.
In the midst of uncontrollable laughter, other young people who had woken up also accused Hong Yanwu of being evil and a manipulator who changed his ways.
The parents, Hong Lucheng and Wang Yunlin, looked at each other and smiled bitterly, extremely worried about their son's temperament that was unwilling to suffer any loss.
Only Hong Jun, the little boy, and Hong Yi, who was lying in his mother's arms, didn't understand.
Fortunately, the eldest brother and sister-in-law were not angry, but they were all afraid of Hong Yanwu's eloquence and raised their hands in surrender.
Xu Manli said, "You bad guy! I really can't afford to offend you! Let's admit defeat!"
Hong Yanzheng said, "You better keep your word, because I'm afraid of you!"
Hong Yanwu quickly laughed and clasped his fists at his elder brother and sister-in-law to apologize, saying that it was just a joke and there was no malice. Then, the second joke blurted out.
"Dragon boat racing is going to be held during the Dragon Boat Festival. You all know this custom, right? On this day, all kinds of cakes in the restaurant are also participating. Unexpectedly, the shaomai is competing for the first place, and by mistake, I was squeezed into the water. I followed the rice dumplings without thinking, and took off my clothes. So he jumped down to save them, but his decision was too hasty and he sank straight down. Seeing that both of them were about to die, Tang Yuan, who was simply good at water, was also there and gave them a helping hand to save them. But as soon as they landed, , Tang Yuan couldn’t help scolding Zong Zi, ‘Are you stupid? You’re going to die when you see someone wearing a skirt!’”
This time, everyone was amused again because of the vivid anthropomorphic expressions and alternative imagination.
But in this day and age, this can be regarded as a "sexy joke". So this caused the women to blush, the men didn't laugh much, and everyone suppressed it.
She even received a stern rebuke from Wang Yunlin.
"Third brother, this joke is not good and won't go on the stage. Fortunately, it's just a joke at home and no one is laughing at you. If you dare to make nonsense outside, I won't agree! Next, you should quickly come up with a good one. If it happens again like the previous two If you are so annoying, I will punish you by sweeping the entire yard tomorrow! And Izumi is not allowed to help! Do you hear me?"
This proposal was very popular. Everyone was booing. Hong Yanzheng even flattered his mother continuously, praising his mother's wisdom, and finally said something fair and stopped short of protecting others.
And at this moment, "Tang Xin'er" actually made a face at Hong Yanwu. It meant that she also wanted to see his joke.
The whole wall fell down and was pushed down by thousands of people. It was smashed by thousands of people.
Fortunately, Mr. Hong is not a very special person. The belly of a thief in his hometown is a grocery store. There are countless humorous jokes. There are all kinds of sense of proportion, so this is not a problem for him.
Hong Yanwu thought for a moment, then spoke again after the third one.
"We are also talking about the pastry industry in the restaurant. On the evening of the Dragon Boat Festival, rice and steamed buns got into a fight. Rice relied on the strength of the crowd, and a bowl of rice was scattered with thousands of rice grains. Anyone who saw it came to help steamed buns.
They beat all kinds of vegetable buns, meat buns, bean paste buns, steamed dumplings, boiled dumplings, sugar triangles, no one was spared. Even Zongzi was forced into the corner. Fortunately, Zongzi had a quick wit and tore off his clothes in a hurry.
The rice students shouted, 'Brothers, please see clearly, I am an undercover! One of my own!'"
"Hahaha!"
The joke this time was really whimsical and easy to understand. Not only did it make everyone laugh collectively, but even Hong Jun understood it. Naturally, it won unanimous praise from everyone.
Hong Lucheng also gave it a very high rating. He said that this joke was similar to "The Pastry Formation" and that Hong Yanwu should be allowed to pass.
In this way, Hong Yanwu cupped his hands at the four seats and finally sat down relaxedly.
However, Hong Lucheng did not expect that his words to spare Hong Yanwu would cause trouble for himself.
Because no one had heard of the "Paper Formation", they all became curious. Not only did several children come to find out what the "Paper Formation" was, Hong Jun also asked his grandfather to explain it.
The old man told everyone that "The Formation of Pastry" is a Taiping lyrics sung by cross talkers. The content is to organize hundreds of names of pastry together to form a story about two armies confronting each other and setting up battle formations.
It's like "Shaomai goes out to fight and loses his life, Wowotou returns to the camp to recruit reinforcements", and "Caozi cake rides on a Saqi horse, and yellow-barred pastry is held in the hand". They are all of this type.
Hey, just by saying one or two sentences, you can hear that the language is extremely interesting.
But this way, of course everyone became more interested and begged Hong Lucheng to write a complete paragraph. Especially the little guy Hong Jun, who shook his grandfather's arm like a candy.
He had no choice but to resist the warm hospitality, so Hong Lucheng had no choice but to reluctantly sing a short piece for everyone.
Not to mention, the old man's voice is really good. And even though he hasn't heard it after so many years, because the ancestors of the Hong family started their business by opening a "cake shop", I still remember the words very clearly.
The sequence dynamics of dozens of cakes are vividly displayed.
As a result, as soon as the old man finished singing, it received rave reviews. Everyone recommended it, far surpassing Hong Yanzheng's "movie medley" and Hong Yanwu's few jokes.
As a result, the old man's program is temporarily recognized as number one in the field of folk art.
But this is not over yet. At this time, everyone's interest can be said to be the most enthusiastic, and everyone is still a little bit unfinished, still looking forward to someone can perform another wonderful show.
So after Hong Jun temporarily came to the rescue with two children's songs as a short intermission, Hong Yanwu made another suggestion, saying that since my father was on the show today, my mother would naturally have to do one too.
At the same time, this boy was afraid that his mother would refuse. He also revealed a big secret. He claimed that he found a hole flute among the old things at home and just handed it over to his parents today. His father said that the thing was his mother's favorite thing back then. Obviously, his mother was
I know a few songs now.
Well, in this case, Wang Yunlin couldn't use the excuse that she didn't know how to do it. The old lady laughed and scolded Hong Yanwu for a few words, and then she readily agreed with everyone's applause and said she might as well play "Good Night" for everyone.
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In this way, after Hong Yanwu trotted to the house to get a purple bamboo nine-knot flute, Wang Yunlin took a handkerchief dipped in "lotus white" and carefully wiped the mouthpiece, and a long flute sound was soaked in the clear night.
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The melody was so delicate and clear that it instantly silenced everyone's noise and made the entire courtyard as quiet as water.
As for the song "Good Night", its original name is "New Year's Eve Little Sing", which was composed by composer Liu Tianhua on New Year's Eve in 1928.
At that time, several of Liu Tianhua's students and his relatives and friends went to his home to celebrate the New Year. The warm atmosphere indoors blended with the lively and cheerful festive atmosphere outside, which put Liu Tianhua in a particularly good mood.
Therefore, the melody of this piece of music should be smooth and gentle, with few ups and downs. It is entirely to express the author's contentment, relaxed and happy mood. So in terms of mood and atmosphere, it is very suitable for today's Hong family family dinner.
In fact, this is exactly the case. Even though the lights in the garden illuminate the shadows of the trees outside the attic, the whitewashed wall on the east side remains the same and the wisteria on the west side remains. Listening to such music, it is inevitable that people will feel as if they are in another world.
But the aroma of the fine wine and braised yellow croaker on the log table, paired with the song "Good Night", undoubtedly added a layer of warm home flavor to everyone's hearts, making people feel a tension between imagination and reality.
A wonderful feeling of comfort and warmth.
So for a while, except Hong Jun, who could focus on eating, Hong Yi lay in his mother's arms and fell asleep. Almost everyone else fell into a kind of savory contemplation, a kind of lazy silence.
Everyone would just sit in silence, staring at Wang Yunlin sitting under the lantern, looking at the huge attic behind her and the shadows of trees, pink walls and wisteria outside the building, and they would feel that this moment is so beautiful.
No matter who it is, all listeners will no longer feel a little bit hot under the sound of the flute and the moonlight, and the boiling and active thinking seems to have turned into a fixed symbol, fading and retreating in the mind.
Of course, everyone is definitely not thinking exactly the same thing and will have their own subtle experiences.
For example, Hong Lucheng is reviewing and remembering history.
He couldn't help but think of when he was young. At that time, his wife was playing here and he was sitting here listening. It was still the same now.
How many years have passed! Not only have the children grown up, they also have children of their own!
Most of the children of the Hong family were sighing and admiring her, because they unexpectedly saw a side of their mother that had never been shown before.
Mom is so good at playing. How come she knows everything? She is a good lady at music, chess, calligraphy and painting. But she has been hiding in obscurity for so many years. I really don’t know how many secrets Mom still has?
This is called real people not showing their faces. Compared with our generation, it is really too shallow.
Tang Xin'er actually had the same thoughts, but her envy was more prominent.
She felt that her future mother-in-law must have been a beauty when she was young. Even now, she could feel an indescribable attraction from Wang Yunlin.
In her opinion, this should be roughly called "charm". It is really a kind of beauty that is difficult to match with any external modification. It is a kind of calmness that will never panic and will not feel guilty when encountering anything.
It would be nice if she could be like this when she gets old.
The only person who is a little different from everyone else is Hong Yanwu. This kid's ideological state is very degenerate.
He happily lit a cigarette for himself, blew out the smoke and took two more sips of soda, thinking with a sense of accomplishment.
Those people outside the courtyard are thinking about "emancipating the mind, seeking truth from facts, and uniting to move forward" and "adhering to the four basic principles" in their minds all day long. What's the point of that?
Nonsense! It's our family's "evil old society" appearance that makes it interesting!
Don't tell me, the landowner is so rich! You have your own world inside the house, no one will tell you how to do it.
Well, when I become more developed, I will also get a few pandas to take home and raise them. Every day at dusk, the whole family will lead a panda for a walk in the garden. How magnificent! How happy!
No, no, no, this is a bit too much! The allusion of Sima Zhao laughing at Liu Chan has taught us that we must never forget that playing chess will lead to defeat!
Yes! Happy people should keep a low profile, so as not to save those unfortunate people from suffering.
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