In November 1967, despite Hong Yanwu's reluctance, he still could not get over the many "thighs" of his family and neighbors, and was finally forced to report to Banbuqiao Primary School under their strict supervision. Since then,
, he and Chen Liquan officially became a first-grade primary school student.
But it is a pity that these two good friends were not assigned to a "platoon". Hong Yanwu was assigned to the "second platoon of the first company", and Chen Liquan was assigned to the "third platoon of the first company." For this matter, Chen Liquan couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
Somewhat lost.
However, Hong Yanwu didn't care about it at all. Because at that time, he was worried and focused on guarding against what he considered the most dangerous thing - the teacher. He was afraid that if he was not careful, this legendary monster would suddenly show its teeth and claws.
The ground jumped out from the corner and bit him.
Needless to say, Hong Yanwu's fears soon proved to be unnecessary, because he soon met his class teacher, and all the rumors about how evil the teacher was were disproven.
She was a very young female teacher, probably not long after graduating from the normal school. She had long braids, delicate facial features, and very delicate appearance. Not only did she not have any sharp teeth or any sign of biting, she even spoke very gently.
Light and soft. In Hong Yanwu's view, she was just like a chicken, duck, and rabbit, without any threat at all.
But on the contrary, Hong Yanwu, a bad boy, was very good at bullying students, and he also knew how to bully the weak and avoid the strong. When he saw the teacher like this, and then found out what was going on in the school, he felt like a fish in water, and he was very happy. Even a little bit
Not wanting to waste time, he immediately started thinking about how to do something bad.
As a result, in the first class of the school year, he gave full play to his ability of "finding weak persimmons" and used weird questions to intimidate the beautiful and kind class teacher.
"Teacher, why do soap bubbles pop as soon as you blow them?"
"Teacher, why is sugar sweet, salt salty, and medicine bitter?"
"Teacher, female cats, female wolves, and female leopards all have beards. Why don't you girls grow beards?"
"Teacher, why is that fly lying on top of another fly? What do you think they are doing?"
Faced with Hong Yanwu, who was smiling playfully but still making bad remarks, the head teacher was dumbfounded when asked. In the end, he could only find an excuse to change the subject, so as to avoid the embarrassment of being entangled in this "one hundred thousand whys".
However, when the class teacher first felt a headache because of the student Hong Yanwu, she did not know that her troubles and nightmares had just begun...
Hong Yanwu is a child with ADHD. He naturally does not like to study, and he is even more impatient to stay quietly.
Therefore, since he started school, he never pays attention to the lectures in class. He always pays attention to the clouds outside the window, the house sparrows fluttering on the glass windows, the flies that mistakenly fly into the classroom, or secretly draws little people.
This kid's new textbook was rolled up into rolls after only one month. He folded more than half of it into paper airplanes, and the remaining half became his picture book.
If you open it and look at it, you will see that not only the blank space was filled with out-of-shape swords, guns, swords, halberds, monkeys, American devils and female spies, but also the workers, peasants, People's Liberation Army and even working women on the drawing were also painted by him.
Under the disguise, they all grew ugly beards, put on round and black glasses, and even held smoking cigarettes.
In addition, even the desk was not spared. He also carved numerous scars with his knife, including spears, broadswords, steel forks, and five-pointed stars...
The head teacher is indeed a good, conscientious and responsible teacher. In order for Hong Yanwu to learn some cultural knowledge and to ensure that he can abide by classroom disciplines, she talks to him frequently both in and out of class.
It's just that Hong Yanwu understood the gentle temperament of this class teacher after his first class, and he was never afraid of her again. As long as she took care of him, he became more and more undisciplined in class. It even evolved into
He would talk openly, play with things, and fight with classmates, causing a lot of chaos. No matter how the class teacher yelled at him, glared at him, or swung the pointer, he ignored him until she was so angry that she burst into tears.
To be honest, once Hong Yanwu's true colors were exposed in school, he was even more rebellious than he was at home. Maybe it was because he was frightened by those rumors before going to school, and he had accumulated pressure and resentment in his heart, so since he found out about this young woman
The teacher couldn't control him, so the boy's mischievous nature began to explode, and he started playing tricks out of control. And soon, he became the well-known "number one" in the whole class, the whole grade, and even the whole school.
Make trouble".
In fact, the reason why Hong Yanwu received such a great "honor" was more "thanks to" his talent for pranks, which is almost like a naughty ghost.
He seemed to be born to do bad things. He once used a wooden stick to chop off the flowers in the flower pond under the screen wall, imagining that the flowers were the heads of enemies, and killed a large piece of them.
He also once sprinkled soil into the soup pot in the teacher's cafeteria before lunch when no one was paying attention, euphemistically calling it "spreading pepper noodles". As a result, he was caught by the fat chef in the cafeteria without paying attention.
He even secretly pulled out a fuse on the school's electric control valve, so that the whole school could not ring the school bell for an afternoon, and had to rely on the janitor to ring the copper bell all over the corridor. But this time it was completely
He was finally found out because he was reported by a "good student".
In short, his pranks are everywhere in the school. He may come up with new ideas at any time and anywhere. It seems that every day he is performing a self-written and directed real-life version of "Little Soldier Zhang Ga" for his classmates and teachers.
However, among these aforementioned pranks, although there are some tricks, after all, their main purpose is a kind of game psychology. In addition to these, this kid even has more mischief in his daily life, which is just a kind of purposeless behavior.
, very pure "playing bad tricks". It's really sporadic, with all kinds of bad tricks.
For example, for classmates, there are three types of regular recess pranks.
One is to put a broom or mop on the ajar door, so that students who push the door will be smashed. The other is to secretly put nails on other people's chairs. Its effect is to knock down the chair.
The owner jumped up from his seat. Another one was done when going to the toilet between classes, called "braking", which involves slapping the butt of a classmate who is peeing to "stop the flow."
These tricks are naturally not new, but they are very practical and have a very high success rate. They are a bit "old three". However, he will never use these tricks on teachers. Because it is obvious that,
These tricks must be arranged temporarily, and in that case, there will naturally be "good students" who will let the teacher know who did it. Once exposed, there will be no place to settle the score, and they will become "stupid and bad".
As for how to watch the teacher's excitement, he also has a special trick, which is even more "creative".