Just because Liu Sijia appeared on TV, there was also a "Hong Sijia" in the "Polar Bear" cafeteria.
Hong Yanwu never dreamed that as 26-year-old Chen Baoguo became famous overnight, he would also be given a nickname in the factory.
And this influence is still expanding rapidly. Within three days, not only people in the cafeteria, but also acquaintances from other workshops and departments have called him.
The colleagues were naturally joking, there was no malice, and the tone was a bit friendly, but after all, it was not a good word!
What kind of reputation does this have to reach the leaders’ ears, and how does it feel?
What's more, Hong Yanwu has long understood one thing: people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. Those who stand out will die first.
Don't compare yourself with "Li Hefei", "Yuan Xiangcheng", "Zhang Nanpi" and "Feng Hejian".
For example, in the Western Han Dynasty, there was an old "player" named Guo Xie, which is proof of this.
Why did Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty give him a "click" later? Isn't it because he was so famous that God heard it?
So he didn't feel anything to be proud of.
Even if Lan Zhaodi and the others in the infirmary called the words "Hong Sijia" very softly, in a long tone, and in a roundabout way, he only felt that his liver and gallbladder were shattered and his hair stood on end.
So I begged whomever I saw, "You are so good at what you say, call me a big number. Don't ever hit me on the tip of a knife like this..."
It's a pity that it's too late. Now that he has started shouting, it has become popular. Everyone is laughing and joking, but no one listens to him.
So Hong Yanwu became depressed, guessing that this matter would definitely have consequences. Maybe one day it was cloudy, a thunderbolt would come and dodge him.
Besides, he couldn't figure out why he got this nickname.
Who is Liu Sijia?
"Tricky head". Cold-faced niche. An alternative element who loves to confront leaders.
But he is not. Ever since he entered the factory, he has been kind to others and worked honestly.
I have a good relationship with the section chief, the masters, and my colleagues.
Of course, the factory leaders may have a bad impression of him because of his troubles with the security department and asking for a house, but that was a self-protection move he was forced to take.
Besides, after that incident, he stopped being so "chewing" and started to behave with his tail between his legs. How could he be like this?
Hey, actually this is called "the crow falls on the pig".
Hong Yanwu couldn't figure it out because he didn't see the "blackness" in himself at all.
Is he honest? It depends on who you compare with.
Compared to his past self, it is definitely not the same.
But there happened to be such an honest person like Chen Liquan beside him.
Therefore, no matter how strict he is on himself, he cannot show how "kind" he is. This is called contrast.
Can a small tree be as tall as a building?
What's more, there is another saying: one's nature is hard to change.
No matter how careful and careful Hong Yanwu is, he still can't do it all the time.
In fact, once I got acquainted with my colleague, this kid's talkative, laughing, and mischievous personality was not so well hidden.
This is in line with the saying - a wolf in sheep's clothing! If you don't feel cool, you have to show your tail.
For example, there was that time when everyone finished breakfast, drank tea, smoked cigarettes and chatted.
I don’t know who took the lead, so we started talking about finding a partner.
Everyone began to discuss which aspect of personal conditions was more important.
In line with the principle of talent and beauty, the appearance of male compatriots is almost unanimously considered to be ranked after salary, education, career, and even family relationships.
Unexpectedly, Hong Yanwu suddenly came to his senses, laughed evilly, and then told everyone a very wicked joke.
"Xiao Ming was ugly, and others scolded him for having a face that looked like his butt. Xiao Ming's self-esteem was hurt and he ran away crying."
"Not far away, I saw a rainwater well surrounded by guardrails that was under maintenance. Xiao Ming decided to take a photo on the water to confirm."
"I didn't expect that as soon as I extended my face, the workers below yelled at me, 'If you dare to take a shit, I'll beat you when I get out!'"
"So, there must be a limit to everything. If a person is too ugly, it is a sin. Who can bear to look at the butt every day? Your opinion is too absolute, I firmly oppose it..."
With this conclusion, there was a "boom" and the whole audience laughed.
Not only is he devoid of virtue in words, but he is also evil in behavior.
Another time, this boy Hong Yanwu was carrying vegetables to the back kitchen with everyone. Unexpectedly, he accidentally scratched his middle finger on the wire on a vegetable basket. The gash was quite large.
Master Gou asked him to go to the infirmary to get bandaged, but after the bandaging was done, he couldn't do any work with his hands.
Because of this, Master Gou was a little annoyed.
Because I had to make "lazy dragon" and green onion pancakes at noon that day, a major labor force was wasted. This was really unlucky.
But I didn't expect that Hong Yanwu was so talented.
He actually asked Lan Zhaodi for two condoms and brought them back. Before working, he took one and put it on his finger.
Then I washed my hands and filed the case, and surprisingly there was no delay at all.
It's so creative and practical! But it's just too unsightly.
Anyone in the cafeteria who saw him operating like this would choke.
If you smoke, it can come out of your ears, and if you drink water, it will all spray out on the spot.
Anyway, no one in the cafeteria took a bite of the scallion pancakes he made that day.
Because it is hygienic, but it hurts people.
There was also the time when we were studying the "Five Lectures and Four Beauties". At that time, all employees in the factory, regardless of department, had to attend the lectures in rotation, and after completion, they had to take exams according to the unit's requirements.
Speaking of the people in the cafeteria, their skills are so limited that many of the masters can't even read all the words on the papers.
It happened that the exam was linked to bonuses, which made these people very nervous.
Fortunately, the cafeteria is not an ordinary department, so the invigilator did not dare to offend me too much.
What should we do? The proctor often goes out to use the restroom or smokes, and takes the initiative to create opportunities for everyone.
After completing the exam, the proctor dropped a box of soft-fried tenderloin and a braised pork elbow, and all the employees in the cafeteria also passed.
But the bad thing is that other workshops are too strict, which immediately makes the performance of the canteen particularly dazzling.
The deputy secretary in charge of this matter actually praised the canteen at the factory-wide meeting, saying that they study hard and have high quality.
The department that was criticized quit the job, saying that someone was lying outside the window during the exam in the cafeteria and saw it. No one was paying attention, and they were all cheating on each other.
Now the leader couldn't lose his face, so he immediately changed his mind and said he would retake the exam!
You know, this deputy secretary has a strong local accent, and the word "copy" sounds like "fuck" when he says it.
So after returning from the meeting that day, Hong Yanwu became interested and immediately imitated the leader's accent and tone for a while.
"Ah? As soon as you take the exam, you guys fuck (copy) each other, the men fuck (copy) the women, and the women fuck (copy) the men. Okay, if you like to fuck (copy), then go ahead and fuck (copy), but I
I want to tell you, I have been doing it for a long time, but it has been in vain."
Needless to say, he performed the story very well and made everyone laugh and laugh.
And the second exam that followed was also solved by this guy who had a bad idea.
This time, as soon as the papers came out, on behalf of the cafeteria, he directly sent "condolences" to the person who printed the papers, and he came back with the exam questions changed smoothly.
Then when the exam comes, everyone in the cafeteria will have already prepared, and they will naturally pass the exam.
So let’s just say that he could do such a thing and still worry about others classifying him as an honest person.