Hong Yanwu was indeed worthy of the title of "hometown thief". He didn't let go of the remaining butter. Before leaving, he secretly cut more than half of it, tore off half a piece of oil paper, and secretly wrapped it up and took it back.
Got home.
However, this bad boy did not do it for himself. He had a good plan in mind. He knew that silk cakes would be eaten at home that night, so he lied and said that the teacher brought them back. He wanted to spread butter on the silk cakes and let his mother taste it. "
Soviet Union Eats”.
Unexpectedly, although Wang Yunlin was very happy for his filial piety, she still refused to eat the "Western food" that he made up. It was because the butter did not go with the bread and the steak was not fried. It was a waste of food. She also said that he would fill it out in such an unorganized manner.
If you stuff it randomly, it will hurt your stomach.
This made Hong Yanwu a little angry. He didn't think he was "wrong", but thought that his mother didn't know how to enjoy foreign modernization and didn't understand "foreign style".
Just like that, when he got so excited, he insisted on proving that he was "right" and simply showed it to his mother himself. As a result, he grinned and ate the silk cake with butter, and he was so excited that he almost burned the back of his head.
What? Some people wonder why the back of the head is burned?
Hey, in fact, this is just like the cross talk joke. As soon as the butter touches the hot silk cake, doesn't it flow down the fingers and down the arm? Then Hong Yanwu naturally raises his arm to lick the flowing oil. Therefore, he
When the hand holding the silk cake is bent and raised, doesn't it reach behind the ear?
This posture is so easy to fool your mind.
Thanks to the kid's quick hiding, the butter didn't burn the back of his head, but just dripped onto his clothes. He then found another piece of cloth to wipe it with, but he ate in a mess and was in a hurry.
Hong Lucheng couldn't stand Hong Yanwu's embarrassment, so he scolded his son for being sick. But he didn't expect that this sentence hit the spot, and it became true that night.
For some reason, Hong Yanwu got upset with his stomach while he was sleeping, and he struggled almost all night. Fortunately, Hong Lucheng knocked on his neighbor's door at night and got some "Jiao Sanxian" (traditional Chinese medicine prescription, namely Jiao Malt and Jiao Hawthorn).
, Jiao Shenqu, combined with it has a good effect of eliminating accumulation and stagnation) and finally saved the chariot of "Sanye Hong".
However, the next morning, Hong Yanwu still vomited out every bit of the "Soviet food" he had made for dinner. As a result, there was a commotion early in the morning. While helping to clean up the filth, Wang Yunlin scolded her son distressedly, saying
He had nothing to do and was doing nothing but screwing himself up.
Now Hong Yanwu realized how powerful it was, and he kept shouting that he would never come to the "foreign school" again no matter what.
On this day, the boy naturally failed to go to school. But after he recovered, Chang Xianzhang already knew the whole story of his sin, so naturally, he scolded him with a straight face as soon as they met.
"You kid, you dare to take it without telling me, be careful you will become a thief in the future! Remember, if you are too greedy and delusional, you will not be able to achieve great things in the future. If you don't change this problem, even if you can achieve a small success, you will eventually fail.
Lost because of the word 'greed'."
In fact, Chang Xianzhang didn't feel sorry for the food, otherwise he wouldn't have entertained the two children to chew it with him every time. But out of his duty as a teacher, he couldn't help but express his disdain and criticize Hong Yanwu's behavior.
But Hong Yanwu was so shameless that he not only refused to admit his mistake, but also refuted it nonchalantly.
"Why don't you just order some butter? Why are you saying it's so serious? I'm still a child."
Chang Xianzhang was really annoyed when he heard this, because this was not an ordinary trivial issue, but involved a person's future moral integrity.
"Don't sell small things to me! Quanzi is also a child, so I won't take it from you!"
After saying that, he slapped his hand hard on the table, and then shouted harshly, "I can't help you, you are going to become a sperm! You are getting worse and worse. If I don't punish you today, I will be sorry for your parents."
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Now that the matter has come to this, we have to tell the truth. Although Chang Xianzhang is really anxious now, Hong Yanwu said in his heart that he has never been afraid of him.
This is not only because he has been a gangster who has not paid attention to any rules since he was a child, but also because Chang Xianzhang is actually about the same age as his eldest brother Hong Yanzheng. And at home, he has always followed
My parents call my eldest brother "boss" and act with no respect at all.
Hong Yanzheng himself was very disgusted with this. For this reason, he once found an opportunity to deliberately complain to his mother, saying that Hong Yanwu had removed his cigarette.
Unexpectedly, Wang Yunlin said at that time, "Just tear it down. You have to smoke it anyway."
Hong Yanzheng then said, "This 'home thief' took apart a whole cigarette and turned it into firewood sticks!"
Unexpectedly, Wang Yunlin frowned after hearing this, but instead said, "Don't smoke when you're done. I don't bother you smoking at all."
Hong Yanzheng didn't expect his mother to be so protective, so he wasn't happy about it. He said that his mother was spoiling the third child and that he was partial...
As a result, Wang Yunlin was immediately embarrassed and then said, "You might as well say that I am not your biological mother!"
Hong Yanzheng didn't dare to say anything anymore. He felt aggrieved, so he went to tell his father. But Hong Lucheng was worried about the social situation in his heart, so he couldn't bear to listen to this. He said, "Why are you messing with him?"
, put away your things." Then he sent him away again.
From then on, Hong Yanzheng adopted a respectful attitude toward Hong Yanwu. He would be jealous of him and would not even look at him. However, Hong Yanwu did not know how to be ashamed. Instead, he was proud of his shame and did not put this eldest brother in his eyes even more.
In eyes.
So, even though Chang Xianzhang is eighteen years older than Hong Yanwu, because there is an eldest brother in the family who gets along day and night and is at a disadvantage, this kid is not afraid at all even if he faces him face to face.
But having said that, Hong Yanwu was very willing to obey Chang Xianzhang's instructions.
Although he still didn't understand why Chang Xianzhang always told him and Chen Liquan, "If you don't study hard now, you will regret it later," he also knew that this teacher was really good to them.
Because before this teacher, the two of them lived in chaos. They didn't know Han, Wei and Jin, and they could only run around and mess around all day long. It didn't make sense at all.
But since having this teacher, he and Chen Liquan have known a lot of things they had never heard of. It's not just storytelling novels and historical stories. There are also things in the sky, the earth, the sea, space, and other foreign things.
Very interesting, what about the Soviet Union, the United States, Europe, Africa...
All these made the two children's imaginations fully active. It turns out that the world is not all courtyards of four-bedroom houses. It turns out that the moon is not round because the tengu took away a piece of it. It turns out that there are many countries in Africa, and they still live like savages.
days...
The strangest thing is that for some reason, after knowing these things, Hong Yanwu gradually began to feel that since Chang Xianzhang knew so much, he seemed to be far more capable and more thoughtful than Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen in the storytelling.
As a result, an inexplicable admiration filled his heart, which made him always go to this teacher to discuss anything.
Moreover, those "Russian-style meals" were not for nothing. Hong Yanwu knew that every meal was worth a lot of money. Chang Xianzhang's generosity could not only satisfy his appetite, but also satisfy his appetite.
There was also an even stranger psychological satisfaction. At that time, he had no idea that there were two words in the world - "equality" and "respect".
In short, in Hong Yanwu's heart, his relationship with Chang Xianzhang is really not bad. This teacher is not exactly a teacher, but more like his brother and his relative. They have long become very good friends.
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It is precisely because of this that although he does not admit it, he has always been willing to let him be driven. As long as it does not affect his "freedom" too much, he is a docile donkey in Chang Xianzhang's hands who is willing to obey.
But this time, because of stealing butter, it was the first time that Hong Yanwu saw Chang Xianzhang so angry. He didn't expect that he could make the teacher so angry that he even coughed.
After asking himself and thinking about it, even for his friends, what he did was indeed not very honest. So his old face turned red, and he couldn't help but regret the shameful thing he had done.
However, at this time, although he had the intention to admit his mistake, because he had been hard-spoken and was not able to speak tactfully, he could only adopt a playful and smiling attitude, serving tea and water to Chang Xianzhang, squeezing his shoulders and rubbing his back to show his hospitality, in a roundabout way.
to lighten the atmosphere.
Chang Xianzhang was still angry, so he couldn't accept his words. "Go, go, go! I'm talking to you about serious matters, so don't look at me carelessly!"
At this time, Hong Yanwu had no choice but to shamelessly take advantage of children's exclusive privileges and beg for mercy without any bottom line.
"Teacher, I know I made a mistake. I will correct it in the future and I will never do it again. Please don't punish me. Okay?"
After saying that, he clung to Chang Xianzhang like twisted candy. Not only did he plead silently with his bright eyes open, he also held Chang Xianzhang's hand and shook it.
This was the first time that Chang Xianzhang saw Hong Yanwu lower his head and admit his mistake like a pug, but it was strange that this cowardly child could not be annoying at all when he wanted to deliberately please others.
For a moment, he was so angry at this kid that he could neither laugh nor laugh, and the anger in his heart dissipated unconsciously.
And when he thought about it more carefully, it seemed that this boy really didn't care whether it was beating or punishing him by kneeling. The so-called punishment was actually very empty in scope. Basically, the form was greater than the content.
So in desperation, he had no choice but to smile bitterly and let him pass easily.
"You stinky boy, you are really full of tricks! If you don't learn to be bad, you will be a blessing to the people of the whole country..."
Chang Xianzhang's final punishment for Hong Yanwu was to point his hand on his forehead and hurt him severely.
But he also forgot that Hong Yanwu was a man who should never give a good look. As soon as this kid saw the teacher's gentle expression, he immediately kicked his nose and face again, his head and head were different.
"Okay, okay, are you tired of talking so much? Let us two tell another joke?"
Chang Xianzhang's face turned dark immediately and he raised his hands.
"I really slap you! How many times have I said this? Who dares to argue with you about two brothers!"