Angelo's reaction made the "little wife" turn purple with anger.
But unfortunately, this foreign fool doesn't understand what's going on at all.
For such a "simple-minded" person, what can the "little wife" do except swallow her saliva?
Fortunately, God has eyes, and soon, Angelo actually gave the opportunity to counterattack into the hands of his "little wife".
Damn it, this guy discovered that most of the things on the "little wife's" tray were not touched, especially the many lettuce salads.
As for him, he was probably too greasy from the fried prawns and was too lazy to go to the dining counter to get it, so he stared at the "little wife's" plate of food with a smile.
Anyway, with all the gestures, it probably means that the "little wife" can't eat it and the leftovers will be a waste, so he is willing to help solve these salads.
After saying that, seeing that the "little wife" didn't object, she took a fork and swiped it on her plate without saying a word.
Unfortunately, this fork is a little useless against these things.
Other things were fine, but lettuce was particularly difficult, and it took a lot of effort for him to pick.
Looking at his appearance, the "little wife" suddenly became energetic, smiled slightly, picked up a pair of "artifacts" at hand and started to do it.
I saw those pair of chopsticks making a "swiss" motion, which is called a neat move.
After a while, not to mention, the apples, eggs, lettuce, and onions were all in place.
Even the turkey and macaroni, which the "little wife" didn't like to eat, both soft and hard, were delivered to her as usual.
Angelo almost didn't react, half of the "gu defude" on the "little wife's" plate was moved to his plate.
But it's not over yet.
Don't forget, what comes must come, how can a "little wife" be willing to engage in loss-making business?
With a few "swishes" of chopsticks, the ten fried prawns were forcibly "robbed" onto the wife's plate.
Hey, the ancestor who invented chopsticks was really smart. Let the "little wife" show off her skills in front of this foreigner.
Angelo stared at him. He had no place to defend himself, no place to hide, and no way to defend himself.
The "little wife" was so beautiful now. While eating the "trophy", she looked at Angelo blankly.
It's a feeling of pride.
Hey, are you stupid now? Can you see how slippery Sajia’s chopsticks are?
Yep, do you know how many years our civilization precedes yours?
In ancient times, we already wore silk and satin, but you are still covering your shame with tree bark! Don’t try to show off your wits with me!
But at this moment, the "dissatisfaction" in the two people's eyes can be regarded as meeting each other.
At least, Angelo could tell that the "little wife" was showing off her chopsticks to him and laughing at him for being clumsy with knives and forks.
To say that he was really smart among the foreign devils, he actually made a delaying tactic and responded with a shrug.
He spread his hands, and his facial features showed very exaggerated expressions and movements. It looked like he didn't take it seriously.
But when he finished almost everything on the plate and stood up to get another meal, he was no longer himself, and his arrogance started to rise.
This time, he gently wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, then pointed to the almost empty tray of "little wife", then rushed to the dining area and shook his head.
That means "Let's go, let's come next."
Looking at his deliberately "noble" demeanor, you can tell that he is provoking a demonstration against his "little wife".
Of course, there was no room for ambiguity at this time. The "little wife" also wiped her lips, nodded, and stood up.
But he didn't expect that when he went to get food this time, Angelo actually took him to the barbecue place.
Then he went straight to the greasy iron plate, said something to a chef who was working on it, and ordered a large piece of raw meat.
After that, he pointed at the chef "kindly" as "little wife" and pushed him over.
The barbecue chef was also a foreigner. He asked something in a jittery tone, but the "little wife" didn't understand.
But looking at his gestures, I understood clearly - "How mature do you want to be?"
Well, for this job, of course the "little wife" can't disgrace the men of the capital, so he even chose a big piece of meat that was more appetizing than Angelo's, and then he pointed his thumb towards Angelo's head proudly.
crooked.
No need to waste any more words. The foreign cook understood immediately.
So two large pieces of "Sirloin" were thrown onto the iron plate with an iron fork and picked up.
And during this period of production, the "little wife" did not wait around here.
He walked around for a while and brought back two bowls of hot porridge.
When he came back, he smiled at Angelo and put a bowl on Angelo's tray with the same "kindness".
He also raised his thumb and said, "Gu is blessed. OK?"
Angelo looked at him, then at the bowl, and then said "oh" excitedly.
"Stinky (porridge)? thank you. Good - eat!"
The "little wife" imitated his strange accent and said, "Yes, it stinks! It's delicious! It's delicious!"
As a result, after we sat down, the harmonious appearance soon revealed the consequences of mutual conspiracy.
When the two of them were eating steak, the "little wife" got hit first.
Because it was difficult to use chopsticks this time, the steak was too big and heavy to hold, so I had to use a knife and fork to cut it.
And after cutting it open, there was still blood inside. It was still raw!
However, Angelo ate really delicious food. While eating, he persuaded her "provocatively", with a snickering and evil spirit, and kept "quite tired".
That means, "You are awesome, just eat it!"
Yes, the "little wife" is also afraid of excitement. He would rather eat up his stomach than lose his portion!
So he threw it into his mouth and chewed it without saying a word or even looking at it.
But even though he was smiling on the surface, he acted as if nothing had happened.
But after all, the domestic appetite does not match it, and it makes people feel sick while eating it.
Especially when you hear Angelo's hearty laughter, you feel even more annoyed and want to scold him.
"Your uncle's!"
Just like that, the "little wife" ate more than half of the pork chop and couldn't hold on any longer.
He quickly picked up the bowl of porridge and drank it in three sips, relying on the comfortable warmth to suppress the nausea in his stomach.
But at this time, he was glad that he had foresight, and thanks to "drugging" Angelo early, he still had a chance to win back the game.
So he raised his thumb, turned to smile, and warmly invited Angelo to try the porridge he brought.
Angelo didn't refuse and took a bite. It seemed to be quite delicious at first, so he raised his thumb and said "ok".
But after the second bite, his expression changed a bit, and his head shook like a rattle.
Then I saw him using a spoon to dig at it, and soon found some black and green things in the porridge.
I frowned again, took a closer look at the tip of my nose, and finally recognized it.
Then he heard an "ouch" sound, and the kid ran straight to the bathroom, covering his mouth as if he had morning sickness.
When he came out again, his face turned the color of pig liver.
Sorry, this is a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
Don’t forget, Angelo was force-fed this stuff by his “little wife”.
That kind of hellish pain was something he would never forget in his life.
Therefore, not only was the preserved egg dubbed the "Devil's Egg" by him, he was also extremely sensitive to this kind of thing, which led to such a strong reaction.
So at this time, the "war" atmosphere undoubtedly escalated again.
And in this case, whether in the East or the West, men's way of dealing with it is often classified into one way-drinking!
Angelo went to buy a bottle of "jimbeam" without saying anything.
The two wide-mouthed glasses were placed on the table, and two large glasses were poured "gu dong dong". They were almost full, at least four or five ounces a cup.
One cup per person, let’s drink!
Damn it! This wine looks like "Osmanthus Chen", but as soon as you drink it, this "little wife" feels that something is seriously wrong.
Why? He doesn't get used to it.
You know, whiskey is a foreign wine, and the energy comes from a roundabout way.
Combined with the half-cooked beef in his stomach, the foreign rice excitedly stirred up the domestic stomach...
But the "little wife" didn't sit back and wait for death.
He slapped the table and retaliated resolutely. He also went to buy Ping'er Moutai and came back.
He also put on a good posture, imitating Angelo's example, and poured two glasses of wine.
As a result, this time it was even more cruel and ended Angelo directly.
Why?
Because foreign countries do not have such high-alcohol spirits, even in the world, whether it is brandy, whiskey, vodka, tequila or gin. Forty degrees is over.
But our Moutai is just something that can be used at once!
Angelo had at most heard about this thing, but had no idea at all.
And the key issue is that he found the cup. Liquor doesn’t use such household items at all.
Furthermore, when he saw that his "little wife" was already too drunk, he sat there with his eyes dazed and shaking.
Being so complacent, he made the mistake of underestimating the enemy and advancing rashly.
He confidently picked up the cup, deliberately showing off his boldness, and poured it down his throat.
Good guy, as soon as the silly boy raised his neck, Maotai went down like this.
Can we still have good fruit to eat?
A few minutes later, the matter became a big deal. Angelo actually started foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the "little wife" was not completely drunk, so she quickly asked for help from the service staff and called an ambulance, which saved Angelo in time.
The doctor on board the car was also very sure that he was suffering from acute alcohol poisoning. He sent Angelo directly to the hospital for gastric lavage.
Look at this Christmas, it's so cool.
Since then, many people in the Diplomatic Apartments have remembered this international friend who loved Moutai and was able to drink himself into the hospital.
As for Angelo's original intention, it all came to nothing, and he even decided to postpone his request.
Not for anything else, but because of this incident, he felt that the East was too mysterious.
Many things that appear to be nothing on the surface are actually very powerful. Some of them are actually strange and weird things.
In the same way, people are also insidious and hateful. You can't tell when they are angry, and the traps they set for you are hard to guard against.
Who knows what is hidden behind the friendly and warm appearance.