"Poverty" is a language art, and "pretending" is a performing art.
No matter which skill you master, you can achieve the magical effect of "conquering the enemy without fighting" in a verbal confrontation.
Not to mention Hong Yanwu, an all-rounder with "two skills".
It's really easy to use and has no disadvantages.
To be honest, the level of performance of this boy in today's negotiation is not much different from that of Zhuge Wuhou who scolded Wang Lang to death and angered Zhou Yu to death.
While he was calm and calm, he pushed Luoyang's "little mother" and "cousin" to the point where they couldn't explain anything and couldn't bear the pain. They almost ran out of breath and vomited blood in their chests, and died on the spot.
But they were still unable to retaliate, and were even wary of retaliating later.
In the end, he could only swallow his anger and leave the scene in despair, just like a rat that was lame after being beaten.
How can this not be very satisfying?
Therefore, Aunt Shui had to buy wine and meat, and treat Hong Yanwu, the great hero, to a banquet at noon.
You know, this is the first time this old lady has taken the initiative to treat someone.
Hong Yanwu had no choice but to accept the offer.
It's just that he has to call "Zhang Dashao" first to inform him.
In addition, I still have to go back and clean up the messy kitchen.
Needless to say, there was no need to talk about what happened next. After agreeing to come back after dinner, Hong Yanwu left Shui's house for the time being.
The entire Shui family was busy preparing for the lunch meal.
Half an hour later, Shui Gengsheng, who was in charge of purchasing, came back. He took the dishes to the kitchen and started to complain.
"Hey, let me tell you, this baby cabbage is only a dime per pound? The price is quite high. In the past two years, it only cost a few cents to eat. I couldn't finish it in two days."
Aunt Shui didn't waste any time and retorted with her mouth.
"Isn't this an early spring dish? Can it be priced at the same price as that of the season? You, a grown man, don't know how to live at home, so stop being so stupid."
But Shui Gengsheng still curled his lips.
"No matter how much I don't understand, I also know that the price is expensive. What do you think is wrong with you? Are you really not going to live with it? Are you asking me to spend such a huge amount of money today?"
At this time, Shui Qing and Shui Lan also saw peanuts, preserved eggs, fried pork chops, vermicelli sausages, deboned pork, and two full bottles of Erguotou in their net bags.
The two sisters were equally surprised.
Shui Qing said, "Oh, Mom, you are so generous? Did you ask my dad to buy all this?"
Shui Lan also said, "Ah? Then why are you still cooking so many vegetables? Can Hong Laosan afford it?"
Aunt Shui raised her face.
"Yes, yes, Lan'er, just shut up, old lady, I am willing. I am just complaining about Xiao Wu's words today, which have touched my heart. I am complaining that he helped us get rid of Sangmenxing.
It's just right for us to treat him with wine and meat."
Then he turned towards the eldest daughter, feeling quite proud.
"Qing'er, don't you think your mother is stingy now? Come on, call him, come over and have a drink with your father first. I'll start cooking right away, don't wait any longer..."
"Why……"
Shui Qing glanced at the pouting Shui Lan with a smile, and then left happily.
In this situation, even the continued bickering between parents behind the ears seems cute.
"His father, you really don't know how to buy things. Look at the food you bought. You have bug eyes. If Xiao Wu sees it, won't you laugh?"
"Oh, the one without worm eyes is more expensive, only a dime per pound. What do you think? It's cheaper just because it has worm eyes. Okay, it's free of charge and he still picks it?"...
Shui Qing walked from the inner courtyard to the outer courtyard, turned a corner after exiting the corridor, and found herself in front of Chen Liquan's house within a few steps. She didn't meet anyone along the way.
This is not surprising. Because at this time, in addition to the sound of frying and frying in the kitchen of every household, there is the movement of TVs and semiconductors at home.
It was obvious that everyone was preparing to eat or eating.
But when she arrived at Chen's small kitchen, she was a little surprised.
The door was open, and the things on the floor were still scattered, and it looked like they hadn't finished tidying up yet.
This made her stunned, thinking where did Xiao Wu go? Why hasn't he cleaned up yet?
As a result, just when she was about to knock on Chen's door, something unexpected happened to her.
The voice of policeman Zhang Baocheng scolding Hong Yanwu could be heard in the room.
"...You, you kid, what do you want me to say about you? Do you know that you are trying to commit suicide? These two women were personally called by the head of the branch asking us to receive them. Our director, political commissar
In front of others, everyone is treated like a grandson. What kind of family is this? You can’t offend me, and neither can I!”
The water outside the house suddenly stopped.
At this time, Hong Yanwu's slow voice came from the room.
"I know, I know, the father and son of the Luo family are too old to be young. Hey, but the problem is, didn't I hug Huo'er at that time? I really can't stand the ugly faces of those two girls, they really deserve a beating.
That bullying and beating nature is the last sound of time in the capital - De'er! I said, you are their dog leg and come to do such a shameful thing, are you willing to do it? Aren't you angry? "
Although the joke was vulgar, it was also sharp and very relieving.
Shuiqing outside the door couldn't help but smile.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Baocheng remained unmoved and was still full of anger.
"Don't be poor like me. I'm unwilling, but what can I do as a small policeman? As long as someone sends a word from above, our leaders can't make me feel better. This is called power! Do you understand? Now
Okay, just because of you, kid, if this thing goes wrong, I guess I will definitely be graded out this year, and it will be good if I don’t get criticized later.”
"You are still beautiful. You are the one who offended others. You are helping the Shui family to deal with this matter, but you are in big trouble yourself. Don't forget, you are not a 'flawless' person. As long as you have a good foundation,
People think that if they come back to find out if you are a thief, you will have to go to the palace for the second time and go to jail! I also tell you, when public security is severe like this, if you go back in again, it will not be possible to come out in two or three years.
It’s about that.”
"I said you are really stupid. I warned you clearly during the Spring Festival, but look at what you did just now, and you can't hold me back no matter what. What does this matter have to do with you? You still have to
Jump into the pit! Can’t you just pretend you don’t know and choose yourself out?”
"I said, can you make good use of your brain cells? You have obviously suffered a big loss because of this kind of thing, how can you still dare to mess with an official? How can people be scared by these few words of yours?
Do you want to live there? Well, even if you don’t care about yourself, why don’t you think about your own family? If something happens to you again, what will happen to your parents?”
When Shui Qing heard these words, the joy in her heart suddenly disappeared, and she suddenly became heavy.
Even though she knew it was not good to listen to people talking outside the door, she could no longer walk away at this time.
For no other reason, she was filled with guilt for Hong Yanwu. She felt so sorry!
It must be said that she had thought that this would cause some trouble for Hong Yanwu.
But she only thought that it would come from the gossip of the neighbors and the pressure from the "Polar Bear" factory leaders. She thought that she had the ability to compensate, but she never expected that the matter would be so serious.
Of course, she also had some reservations about whether Zhang Baocheng was exaggerating.
After all, the Luo family has been educated by the party for many years and is a cadre of the red regime. Is it possible that they would use such means to retaliate?
That's why she wanted to stay and find out what was going on.