“Don’t you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea never to return!
Don’t you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, it looks like blue silk in the morning and turns to snow in the evening!”
"Buzz!"
In Wuyue Academy, the hairs on the hairs of almost all the calligraphy cultivators instantly stood up. King Xikang's face suddenly turned as pale as earth.
Under the live broadcast, 200 million people in the metropolis were watching, but they saw that the pen suddenly emitted a white light that was even stronger than the previous "Xia Ke Xing".
It was a kind of awe-inspiring righteousness, shining brightly, but it did not come out of the paper. However, all the calligraphy practitioners tensed up, and goosebumps appeared all over their bodies.
"No, this is only the first sentence. The first sentence makes me goosebumps? The third sentence of "Xia Ke Xing" should be 'Kill a man in ten steps and leave no trace for thousands of miles! When the matter is over, go away and hide your merit and fame!
'In the beginning. This first sentence gave me such a strong feeling?"
"We are about to drink wine? What exactly did Mr. Gu write?"
"Another opening of the mouth? Even more colorful than the one just now?"
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Countless calligraphy practitioners held their breath.
Fairy Wan'er looked at Gu Hai in the picture, her eyes slightly blurred.
In the small courtyard.
Sima Changkong took a breath: "From the beginning of the first sentence, is it so majestic? Didn't you see that the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea and never returns? Is this the magnificent Yellow River in the south of Shenzhou? Don't you see that the mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and looks up to the sky.
Like black hair turning into snow at dusk? Life and death happen overnight? Mr. Gu has just stepped out of the secular world, so he can see life and death so thoroughly. A good poem. Just these two sentences are enough to wash away Wuyue Academy with blood! Good sentence, good sentence!"
"Just open your mouth? No need to think?" Long Shenwu narrowed his eyes.
But in the picture, Gu Hai continued to spit out poems, and Zi Wei continued to write with the artistic conception of calligraphy.
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the joy, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon!"
It is my destiny that my talents will be useful, and I will come back after all the money I spent has been spent!”
"Boom!"
The paper under Zi Wei's pen suddenly made a roaring sound, as if there was a thunderstorm under the pen.
There was still no meteor-like burst of righteousness, but the surroundings were slowly hazy with streams of white mist, covering all sides of Wuyue Academy.
"What a person who is proud of his life and must be happy to the fullest! What a good person who doesn't let his golden cup stand empty against the moon! What a good person who is born with my talents and will be useful! What a good person who will come back after all his gold is spent!" Sima Changkong high-fived excitedly.
Not only Sima Changkong, but all the calligraphy practitioners in the city also clapped their hands to express their excitement after reading the wonderful words.
"Well, without the awe-inspiring righteousness rushing out like a shooting star, wouldn't this poem be as good as King Xikang's "Mickey Hamster"?"
"I don't know much about calligraphy, but when I read it, Mr. Gu's seems to be better! How can it be worse than Mickey Hamster?"
"What do you know? You didn't hear the sound of wind and thunder? You didn't see the white mist surrounding it. This must be stronger than Mickey Mouse!"
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People who didn't understand calligraphy showed doubts, but people who knew calligraphy had no explanation at this moment, because everyone was attracted by this article.
Different from the Xia Ke Xing just now, Xia Ke Xing still has some relaxation, allowing you to gradually enter, but in this piece of wine, you enter directly from the first word, not like the Xia Ke Xing, but one after another.
, and never came down.
Around the banquet, white mist filled the air. This white mist was condensed from Haoran's righteousness.
Li Shenji looked at Gu Hai with a horrified expression, "Impossible, how could he write another article?"
There was a light in Mo Yike's eyes.
King Xikang, however, had an earthy complexion.
As soon as the first two sentences of Jiang Jinjiu came out, King Xikang understood that he had lost, and he had lost so completely. The knights had crushed him before, but now Jiang Jinjiu was like a cloud compared to Mickey Hamster.
The difference between mud. One seems to be above the nine heavens, and the other is in the deep valley underground.
But everything is not over yet. Gu Hai's next two sentences are even more domineering. If you are proud of life, you must have all the joy. Don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon. I am born with talents that will be useful. I will come back after all the money I have spent. These four sentences will definitely be remembered forever.
Singing. When comparing my article "Mickey Hamster", the two foodies mentioned in the same article are not at the same level at all.
“If you enjoy cooking sheep and slaughtering cows, you will have to drink three hundred cups!
Master Purple, paint a picture of eternal life, and when you are about to drink wine, don’t stop drinking!
I sing a song with you, please listen to me!"
Rumble! There is more and more white mist all around. The entire Wuyue Academy is completely enveloped in a sea of clouds.
Before I finished writing, the sound of weeping ghosts and gods could be heard in the sky and the earth.
It’s not finished yet, it’s not finished yet!
King Xikang's eyes were completely widened.
‘It’s fun to cook sheep and slaughter cattle’? Isn’t this the same thing that King Xikang slaughtered the auspicious animals of Wuyue Academy, cattle and sheep? Gu Hai wrote all this? It was obviously made up on the fly.
"You will have to drink three hundred cups at a time"? This means longevity. Ziwei is particularly good at eating and drinking?
Similarly, when talking about two people being rice cooks, why is it that Gu Hai writes so free and easy, but the image of two people being rice cooks is so wild and uninhibited? If you still care so much about eating, how can you drink well?
'Purple Master', this is Ziwei? 'Painting Changsheng', Changsheng is good at painting? 'When you are about to drink, don't stop drinking!' Do you mean to keep drinking, don't stop? 'Song with Junge, please pour it out for me
Listen? Gu Hai still wants to say something?
King Xikang stared at the stroke.
The void resounded with the weeping sounds of countless ghosts and gods. The poem became the weeping ghosts and gods, no, this is even more powerful than that.
There is no meteor-like righteousness, but there is a sea of righteousness all around.
Gu Hai continued to read:
"The bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time!"
In ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only those who drank were famous!
When I was watching chess, I had a banquet with Taiyi and had a lot of fun drinking and drinking!
What does the master mean when you have less money? You have to sell it at your own discretion!
Five-flowered boats, thousands of gold furs, call me, I will exchange them for fine wines, and I will share with you all the sorrows of the ages!"
The sentences were spat out word by word by the ancient sea, and written word by word by Ziwei. The awe-inspiring righteousness had condensed into a sea of clouds, and the roar became louder and louder.
At the end, Gu Hai did not hesitate to use the old banquet between the old man watching chess and Taiyi to compare the two foodies. In an instant, the images of the two foodies became extremely tall.
At this moment, no one thinks that they are idiots anymore. This is so heroic. Without such boldness, they would not be able to achieve this level.
Mickey hamster?
At this moment, who still remembers that shit Mickey Hamster.
Compared with "Jianjinjiu", I don't know how far it has been left behind.
When the Mickey hamster came out, a vast righteousness emerged, but now, it is a sea of clouds with great righteousness.
It stretches endlessly and is vast for thousands of miles.
Countless officials have already opened their mouths.
Is it another poem that weeps ghosts and gods?
No, it was even more ferocious than the knight's march just now. In the middle of the poem, ghosts and gods began to cry.
"Why does the master say that he has little money? He must sell it to you at your own discretion!" This is a naked mockery of King Xikang, who is stingy when you eat something and drink wine? Don't you have enough money? Just go and get it.
‘The five-flowered boat and the golden fur will be exchanged for the fine wine, and I will share the eternal sorrow with you!’ If I have no money, I will exchange my flying boat and the fine fur for the fine wine. Let me share the eternal sorrow with them!
"boom!"
In the turbulent sea of righteous clouds, just as Ziwei put down the last stroke, another great light finally reached the sky.
At this time in the evening, the sky has darkened, but the last piece of paper suddenly shot up into the sky and billowed with white light. It was countless times larger than the previous "Xia Ke Xing".
"Buzz!"
But I saw something finally emerging from the paper.
It is not like the previous shooting star, but a bright sun that instantly illuminates the sky and the earth.
A white bright sun slowly emerged from the sea of clouds and mist.
The Hao Sun was born and illuminated the earth.
Wuyue Academy, Dadu City, and even tens of thousands of miles away were all illuminated by the vast daylight.
As the bright sun rose into the sky, almost all the officials at the banquet gasped.
The 200 million people in the city also opened their eyes wide at this moment, looking at the Hao Sun rising higher and higher into the sky.
For a moment, everything was quiet, except for the voices of countless ghosts and gods wailing and chanting "The Wine Will Come in".
“Don’t you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea never to return!
Don’t you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and it looks like blue silk in the morning and turns to snow in the evening!
If you are proud of life, you must enjoy it to the fullest. Don’t let the golden cup stand empty against the moon!
It is my destiny that my talents will be useful, and I will come back after all the money I have spent!
If you enjoy cooking sheep and slaughtering cows, you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time!
Master Purple, paint a picture of eternal life, and when you are about to drink wine, don’t stop drinking!
I sing a song with you, please listen to me!
Bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time!
In ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only those who drank were famous!
When I was watching chess, I had a banquet with Taiyi and had a lot of fun drinking and drinking!
What does the master mean when you have less money? You have to sell it at your own discretion!
Five-flowered boats, thousands of gold furs, call me, I will exchange them for fine wines, and I will share with you all the sorrows of the ages!"
They are all the voices of ghosts and gods, endless weeping chanting, accompanied by that round of bright sun, it is extremely spectacular to watch.
The title was chosen by King Xikang to describe the state of the two rice buckets eating. King Xikang wrote "Michamster", which is both rice and mouse. I thought it was good before, but now compared with the wine, I suddenly felt too
It's vulgar. It's vulgar and unbearable.
Can anyone help Gu Hai write it? At this moment, even a fool would not believe King Xikang’s guess.
This is what Gu Hai wrote.
When written, it is so magnificent and brilliant.
Stealing articles and poems? How ridiculous this seems. Mr. Gu still needs to steal articles and poems?
Write two sentences, and you will be completely exhausted in minutes. And it is a long poem, so you can only write two sentences. Look at Mr. Gu, he doesn't even bother to write a two-sentence poem.
You are actually so proud of yourself that you challenge Mr. Gu to compete in poetry?
"My calligraphy skills are mediocre, but it is not difficult to write two short poems. The writing is not good. I don't know how it compares to King Xikang's "Mickey Hamster". King Xikang, would you like to correct me?" Gu Hai's voice suddenly floated out.
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"Pap-pap-pap-pap!"
Almost everyone seemed to hear a series of slaps on King Xikang's face again. The sound was extremely crisp and refreshing!
"Pap-pap-pap-pap!"
Simply can not stop!
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