Chapter 1002 Happy face slap (seeking double monthly ticket)
"Fish---a daily banana in the belly of the fish---a daily banana in the belly of the fish."
After noon, I saw a young man running wildly on Ma Xing Street, swinging an unknown object in his hand, shouting "Banana Daily" at one moment and "Fish Belly" at the other. The first words and the second words were inconsistent, and others saw him.
, I just thought it was a young man from some family who went crazy with reading.
However, just after a while, some people could be heard shouting the same words everywhere in the streets and alleys. After a while, the news about "Banana Daily from Fish Maw" spread throughout Bianliang City.
"If people don't know, they have to do nothing. It's not that they don't retaliate, it's just that the time has not yet come. When you do it again, it will be the day Banana Daily returns to the world. See you later!"
Today's Banana Daily didn't write many words, just three sentences, but it was these three sentences that made the people scream with joy, and it was very enjoyable!
The imperial court has been making constant moves recently, and it is obvious that they are aimed at Banana Daily. The people have also come to understand why Banana Daily suddenly became silent. Obviously, this is a confrontation between Banana Daily and the court ministers, but
, the imperial court never stopped Banana Daily from entering the city. These three sentences also slapped Cai Jing and others in the face. The irony is self-evident. How can these people who have been oppressed by corrupt officials for many years not be happy?
This is really a blatant provocation to civil and military officials. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to use teasing. This is a naked slap in the face!
The powerful officials in the Cai Mansion now all had their faces red and swollen from being beaten, and the room was completely silent. Even though they were so on guard, they still did not stop Banana Daily from appearing. No one expected that the other party would actually
The daily newspaper is hidden in this fish maw, and the content of the daily newspaper deliberately satirizes them. This is simply a shame and a huge insult!
After a while, Cai Yong suddenly walked in quickly.
Cai Jing hurriedly asked: "Can you find out who did it?"
Cai Yong shook his head in embarrassment and said: "Master, it seems that this matter has nothing to do with those fishermen. According to what they said, yesterday evening, they went out to fish in the river, and suddenly a large number of fish came out of the river. These are the ones.
There is cowhide hidden in the fish belly. I believe someone deliberately put the fish into the river to lure them back and use their hands to publish the Banana Daily."
"It doesn't make sense."
As soon as Cai Yong finished speaking, Cai You suddenly slammed the table, stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "These thieves are so lawless, I can't spare them."
Cai Sui said calmly: "Brother, you don't even know who the other party is now, so it won't help if you get angry."
Cai You glanced at Cai Sui, hummed slightly, and sat back down.
Cai Jing was silent for a while. He sighed and said, "It seems that we are still one move away from each other!"
Gao Qiu said: "But according to what was said above, I think they won't appear again in the near future."
Li Bangyan smiled bitterly and said: "If that's the case, it would be even more difficult for us to find out who is behind the scenes. However, they spent so much effort and took huge risks just to write such a sentence.
Words? Why is this?"
Gao Qiu sneered: "It's very simple, they want to scare some people."
What Brother Qiu said is not wrong at all. Li Qi did not hesitate to commit crimes just to leave a shadow in the hearts of these corrupt officials. Although he knew that this could not prevent the existence of corruption, this simple sentence would make these corrupt officials
When we commit corruption, we have a little more concern and will no longer be as unscrupulous as before. This is enough, because the unknown is the most terrifying thing.
Cai Jing frowned and said: "Listening to what you said, I remembered what Li Qi once said, but everything that mortals do has a purpose and interests. The other party does everything possible to expose some of the ministers of the DPRK.
What can they gain from illegal behavior? Who is the biggest winner in this incident?"
"The biggest winner?"
Gao Qiu raised his eyebrows and said, "Could it be ---?"
The rest of the people also reacted and couldn't help but look at each other with strange expressions on their faces.
Cai Jing's eyebrows gradually sank, and he pondered for a while, then shook his head and said: "This is unlikely. If it were that person, he would never let the matter out of Cao Tongzhiyuan."
Gao Qiu snorted and said: "What the Grand Master said is right, it shouldn't be that person. In fact, there are many people who claim to be so-called chivalrous people in the world. Wasn't that Song Dynasty also under the guise of doing justice for heaven? I think
It was probably done by people like Song Jiang."
"It's possible."
Cai Suan suddenly said: "By the way, where is Li Qiren?"
Cai Jing said: "Yes! I have sent someone to call him a long time ago, why is he still here now?"
This is about Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!
Before Cai Jing finished speaking, Li Qi's voice sounded outside, "Grand Master, Grand Master, it's not good, something big has happened."
Following a burst of anxious shouting, Li Qi hurriedly ran in. As soon as he entered the room, Li Qi looked at the room full of people and said, "Huh? Everyone is here!"
Gao Qiu said: "What were you shouting about just now? What big thing happened?"
Li Qi snorted and said, "By the way, you guys don't know. Today, Xianguan met Mrs. Song of Fanlou on the street. He thought that he hadn't tasted her fish soup for a long time, so he invited her to take a boat to Bianhe River.
, while appreciating the scenery of Bianjing and tasting the delicious food, she quickly agreed. We went to the fish market to buy a fish and took a boat to the Bianhe River. Who knew that as soon as the fish broke open, you thought I was seeing it?
What happened?"
"is it this one?"
Cai You raised his right hand depressedly, and saw that he was holding a piece of cowhide in his right hand.
Li Qi was surprised and said: "Privy Councilor, why do you have one too?"
Cai You said angrily: "This matter has spread all over Tokyo now. It would be too late for you to come now."
"Yeah?"
Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "These thieves are so arrogant that they dare to openly challenge us. We must not let them off easily!"
Cai You said: "Then I wonder what the economic envoy has to do?"
"This does not."
Cai You snorted: "No, you still talk so much nonsense?"
Li Qi asked back: "Hey, from your tone, you seem to have a clever idea?"
Cai You was stunned, tilted his head and said, "No!"
Li Qi laughed and said: "It seems that we all like to talk nonsense."
These are really a pair of living enemies! Cai Jing sighed in his heart and shook his head helplessly.
Gao Qiu didn't like listening to their nonsense, so he turned to Cai Jing and said, "Master, what should we do now?"
Everyone looked at Cai Jing.
Cai Jing sighed: "Just two more days of investigation and then it's over."
Cai You said anxiously: "Dad, can we just forget it?"
Cai Jing said: "Otherwise, what else can we do? Maybe they have left long ago. Besides, people are panicking outside now. It is not possible to continue to investigate like this." After a pause, he added: "However, just to be safe,
1. We can send some people to continue the investigation secretly to prevent them from playing tricks."
Li Qi muttered to himself, luckily I was the traitor, otherwise I might have been caught by them in the future.
After Cai You heard this, although he was unwilling to do so, he could only accept this fact. You can't send more than a thousand people to check everywhere every day. Wouldn't it be chaos?
Cai Jing asked Li Qi: "Li Qi, the draft is the day after tomorrow. Are you ready?"
Li Qi said sarcastically: "Grand Master, I have been busy tracking down those thieves these past few days, and none of them have been to the academy yet."
Cai Jing frowned slightly and said, "That's it for now. You need to get the draft done first."
Cai You heard that his boss was displeased. In his mind, running a college was just losing money and was useless. He thought to himself, his father was really confused and didn't do anything serious. He only liked to set up some college.
Li Qi nodded and said, "Then I'll take my leave first."
"Go ahead."
After leaving the Grand Master's Mansion, Li Qi had an evil smile on his face and looked extremely proud. It was such a wonderful feeling to be able to play with Cai Jing, Gao Qiu and others in the palm of his hand!
Cool!
"Bu Shuai, with your face, anyone can tell that you did this." Ma Qiao suddenly came over and whispered.
Li Qi was stunned and asked curiously: "What's wrong with my face?"
"treacherous!"
"Treacherous---?" Li Qi said angrily: "How do you speak? What is treacherous? Have you ever read a book--well. Is this---really that?"
Ma Qiao nodded without hesitation.
"It seems that I got a little carried away, but you can't blame me, it's so happy."
Even so, Li Qi's face became extremely angry and he cursed: "Don't let me catch those bastards, otherwise, I will make them worse than death."
Changed so quickly? Ma Qiao whispered: "Bu Shuai, even if you want to cover up, don't call yourself a bastard."
"When did I scold myself? It's not me who did this. I scolded those bastards in Nanbowan. No, no, no, I should call them a group of lovely bastards." Li Qi snickered twice and waved his hand.
Said: "Let's go, come here first. I believe those corrupt officials will be restless from today on. Whenever he does something bad, he will definitely feel that there are many pairs of eyes around him staring at him. Even if he can't scare them to death, he will be scared away.
They live half their lives, haha.”
The two of them got on their horses and headed towards the Taishi Academy. After about a meal, a familiar person suddenly walked towards them. Li Qi looked at the person with a very depressed look on his face and thought to himself, isn't it? This is a bit of a coincidence.
Bar.
But when the man saw Li Qi, his eyes lit up. He quickly rode forward, cupped his hands, and said with a chuckle: "Economic envoy, what a coincidence! I was just about to go find you."
This person is none other than Zhao Jingyan.
Li Qi said depressedly: "I'm really sorry, I really am not in the mood to talk with you today, so I will take my leave now."
Zhao Jingyan was stunned and hurriedly stopped Li Qi and said: "Economic Envoy, please stay. I am not here to talk to you, but I would like to ask the Economic Envoy to give you some advice on something."
This woman is really a headache. Li Qi was worried, but his face was expressionless and he said: "I've already said it first. Except for that bullshit Banana Daily, everything else is easy to talk about."
"this---."
Zhao Jingyan opened her mouth slightly and swallowed the words that came to her lips.
Li Qi looked at her deflated look and snickered secretly in his heart, but he pretended to be angry and said: "You didn't really come to see my joke, did you?"
Zhao Jingyan shook her head and said: "Of course not."
Li Qi snorted and said: "That's good. Now whoever dares to talk about Tiansha's Banana Daily in front of me is my enemy, Mr. Li. You son of a bitch, what the hell, a piece of broken newspaper can actually harm people." I have been sweeping the streets for more than ten days. I have to get up before dawn. This is simply murder! Damn it, if you let me know which bastard is behind this, I will let him eat it. A pound of bald chickens must be locked up with two, no, ten sows for a month to get rid of the bad breath in my heart. Mr. Zhao, you know me. I have never suffered such a big loss at the hands of anyone. , it’s simply a shame and a great humiliation. My aunt can tolerate it, but my uncle will never tolerate it. By the way, what do you want to do with me?"
One pound of bald chickens? Ten sows? Zhao Jingyan couldn't help but stand on end. She hesitated for a moment, shook her head and said with a bitter smile: "This---it's okay."
"Is everything okay? You just said you wanted to inquire about something!"
"That---uh..., I suddenly forgot when you interrupted me like this, but it's not something important."
"That's right. Then I have to rush to the academy, so I'll excuse you."
"Goodbye."
The two of them passed by each other, but Li Qi couldn't stop cursing: "You bastard, you dare to play such tricks with me, okay! Ma Qiao, you will give me my order later, and then you will follow me." The guards immediately called some people out and started searching like a carpet. If they couldn't find out who the real culprit was, they asked them to come and see him."
The more Ma Qiao listened, the more curious he became, but he just stared at Li Qi blankly.
Li Qi winked at him quickly.
Only then did Ma Qiao, the idiot, react, nod his head, and say uh uh oh oh a few times.
After walking more than ten steps, Li Qi suddenly whispered: "Maqiao, look at the shemale, oh no, is the woman chasing you? Be careful, don't let her find out."
Ma Qiao snorted, glanced back from the corner of his eye, and said, "No, she has gone far."
"Wow! I really hope she can believe it." Li Qideng let out a sigh of relief.
Ma Qiao looked at Li Qi curiously and said with a strange expression: "Bu Shuai, to be honest, this is the first time in my half life that I, Ma Qiao, have seen someone scold me, and they can scold me so happily. Why are you doing this? "
Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Did you just meet that woman today? I don't even know how she grew up. She's so weird. I'm afraid that if I talk to her too much, she might notice some clues. By the way, you will ask someone to go to Baifu later and tell me that I will be busy at Taishi Academy for a long time and will stay at my own home tonight."
Ghost spirit? Who can be as good as you! Ma Qiao nodded and said: "That's not right. Remember you said yesterday that the Taishi Academy is already pretty busy?"
Li Qi waved his hand and said depressedly: "I can't help it. My mother-in-law is even smarter than the woman just now. To be on the safe side, it's better not to see her."
"oh."
More than ten feet behind them, Zhao Jingyan looked at their retreating figures, confusion flashing in her eyes, and said: "Could it be that--he really didn't do it?"
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