The first thousand and fifty-four chapters are really asking for trouble (seeking a monthly ticket)
Inside the Golden Camp.
Wanyan Zongwang was deploying tactics to defeat the enemy. Suddenly, someone came to report that Liu Ping had arrived with the Song envoy. Wanyan Zongwang immediately asked someone to bring them in. Liu Ping was seen walking in first, followed by three people. The leader was a
A boy of about twenty years old, wearing official uniform, looked a bit out of place.
When Medicine Master Guo saw this person, he frowned and immediately Wanyan Zongwang whispered a few words into his ear.
Wanyan Zongwang just smiled slightly and refused to comment.
Liu Ping said politely: "For the second prince, I have sent gifts to the regent and economic envoy of the Southern Dynasty." This was originally a good opportunity to claim credit, but he did not say much.
After the story about chickens and sows, my energy and spirit have not yet recovered.
Wanyan Zongwang smiled and nodded, saying, "Thank you for your hard work. Who are these?"
The boy took a step forward, raised his head and said, "I am Chen Anan of Zuixianju, and you are Wanyan Zongwang, the second prince of the Northern Dynasty."
This person is Chen Anan. From the fact that Li Qi sent him here, it can be seen that there is indeed no one in the court. Li Qi is really afraid of causing another Liuru to cause trouble. It would be an unreasonable disaster! He understands it very well.
Chen Anan, this kid is not afraid of heaven or earth. Even if he goes to Jinying, he will never show any timidity. That's why we chose to let him come.
Chen Anan's words proved that Li Qi's choice was not wrong.
Pharmacist Guo shouted angrily: "You brave boy, how dare you call the second prince by his name, come on ---."
Wanyan Zongwang raised his hand to tell him to be quiet, and smiled at Chen Anan: "Okay, okay, you are the most courageous envoy of the Southern Dynasty that I have ever seen besides the economic envoy. I heard that you are the bartender of Zuixianju
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"Exactly."
"It seems that your Southern Dynasty is really deserted, and you even sent a bartender here."
Chen Anan shook his head and said: "I have so many people in the Song Dynasty who have read poetry and books, but Brother Li said that these people's words are too profound. They also like to write and write, so I'm afraid you won't understand. Therefore, let me be the one who doesn't understand.
Here comes the one who has read the book."
There was silence in the big tent.
Arrogant!
This guy is so arrogant!
Aren't you clearly sarcastic that we haven't read the book?
After hearing this, the generals of the Kingdom of Jin were so angry that their fists as big as casseroles rattled when they were held.
"As expected of an economic officer, his words are somewhat similar, interesting and interesting." Wanyan Zongwang smiled slightly, suddenly slapped the table and said, "Here comes someone. Push this ignorant kid out and behead him."
Two sturdy guards rushed in immediately.
This Chen Anan was really fierce. Without saying a word, he raised his foot and kicked one of them. How could the guard expect that this kid would dare to strike first? He didn't react for a while, but was kicked by Chen Anan.
This Chen Anan was half a disciple of Ma Qiao. He still had some strength and actually kicked the guard back a little.
This surprised everyone!
Another guard was furious and punched Chen Anan on the head. Chen Anan blocked it with both hands, but he was not a heavyweight after all. Chen Anan was hit by the punch and almost fell to the ground, but he was also injured.
After hundreds of battles, instead of being timid, he rushed forward and put on a desperate posture.
This kid must be a lunatic. Wanyan Zongwang originally just wanted to scare Chen Anan and make Chen Anan submissive. He wouldn't be angry with such a kid, but he never thought that not only did this not scare Chen Anan, but it would become more and more troublesome.
, and saw Chen Anan being kicked to the ground by the guard. But he quickly got up again and said quickly: "Stop."
When the two guards saw Wanyan Zongwang making a sound, they immediately stopped.
Chen Anan also stopped, sweating profusely on his face. It could be seen that the kick was not light, but he remained silent, eyes burning, staring at the two guards, giving people the impression that
He still seems to have the upper hand.
What the Jurchens admire is force, strength, and a fearless spirit. Seeing that this boy was not timid at all and dared to fight in Wanyan Zongwang's base camp, not only did he not get angry, but he admired this boy's personality.
They looked at Chen Anan with a smile on their faces.
Wanyan Zongwang smiled and scolded: "You are really lawless. Do you know that you are the one who did something inside my big tent?"
Chen Anan resisted the pain coming from his abdomen and shouted angrily: "You are going to kill me, are you going to let me stand and kill you? Of course I have to fight back!"
I have to say, what he said makes sense.
Wanyan Zongwang suddenly laughed loudly, his voice was like thunder, and said: "Good boy, you are really brave. I will spare your life this time, but you must not go too far, otherwise, I will definitely kill you."
When he talked about the latter part, his eyebrows sank and he was full of dignity.
Chen Anan's heart trembled, big beads of sweat dripped down his cheeks, and he felt overwhelmed by the powerful aura emanating from Wanyan Zongwang. After all, Wanyan Zongwang held thousands of dead souls in his hands, and he was stepping on them.
Chen Anan has never seen such an aura of surviving despite millions of corpses.
Seeing Chen Anan's silence, the Jin generals smiled even more broadly.
After all, he is just a child! Being able to do this is already very impressive. Wanyan Zongwang restrained himself a little and smiled slightly. The strong sense of oppression disappeared immediately, and Chen Anan seemed to be relieved.
Breathing heavily.
Wanyan Zongwang smiled and said: "The economic envoy asked you to come, and he didn't just want you to come here and act wild like me."
"I almost forgot the mission that elder brother ordered me to do." Chen Anan scratched his head, feeling very depressed, and said quickly: "Brother Li said that he was very grateful to the second prince for his generous gift, but it would be disrespectful to reciprocate. I came here this time,
It’s a gift.”
"Really? Then submit it soon."
Chen Anan quickly said to the two servants behind him who were about to fall down in fear: "Hurry up and take it out."
"Yes Yes Yes."
The two men woke up from a dream and quickly took out a roll of cloth from their sleeves. When they opened it, it turned out to be a couplet.
The couplet on the left reads "Filial piety, loyalty, trust, etiquette, justice and integrity."
The couplet on the right reads "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven."
Wanyan Zongwang didn't even know a few Chinese characters, let alone this couplet, so he looked a little confused.
However, the civil servant next to him was an old minister of the Liao Dynasty. He also read poetry and books. When he saw this couplet, his face changed drastically and he hurriedly whispered a few words in Wanyan Zongwang's ear.
Wanyan Zongwang was furious when he heard this. He slammed the table and cursed: "You stinky cook, how dare you do this? I will never spare you."
Those envoys from the Kingdom of Jin didn't understand why Wanyan Zongwang was angry, and looked a little stunned.
Chen Anan himself did not understand the meaning of this couplet, so he added: "Oh, Second Prince, Brother Li also has a letter for me to give to you."
As he spoke, he took out an envelope from his arms.
What's more? Wanyan Zongwang said angrily: "I want to see what kind of tricks you are playing." After saying this, he winked at the civil servant next to him, who immediately stepped forward to take the envelope.
When he was about to take out the letter in the envelope, he was stunned again.
After seeing no response for a long time, Wanyan Zong frowned and said, "Why don't you look?"
The civil servant said with a mournful face: "Reporting to the Second Prince, there is no letter in this envelope!"
Wanyan Zongwang was stunned when he heard this, turned to Chen Anan and asked, "Why is this?"
Chen Anan said: "I don't know this either, but the eldest brother said that the second prince might not be able to read Chinese characters, so he asked me to dictate it. The content of the letter is that when the second prince understands the meaning of this letter, I will meet with the second prince again.
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The civil servant frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly raised his eyebrows and said a few words in Wanyan Zongwang's ear.
Wanyan Zongwang almost fainted out of breath. He held the scimitar at his waist with one hand, but then let go. He sneered and said: "You Southern Dynasty people only have these little tricks left. I'll see how many more days you can be arrogant. You
Go back and tell that stinky cook to wait. It won’t be long before I meet him. Someone, take them out.”
As soon as Chen Anan left, Wanyan Zongwang suddenly showed a wry smile and said to himself: "It seems that you are really asking for trouble by playing these tricks with the stinky cook!"
Wanyan Zongbi looked at it for a long time but didn't understand it. He asked curiously: "Second brother, what---what does this mean?"
Wanyan Zongwang said to the civil servants beside him: "Tell them."
"ah?"
"Ah, what, let me ask you what else is being scolded and you still don't know what happened. It's even more sad."
The civil servant nodded and sang, then said with a fearful expression: "The original words of the first couplet should be 'filial piety, loyalty, trust, etiquette, justice, integrity,' and the corresponding second couplet should be 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,' but
But he deliberately hid the two words. The underlying meaning is, shameless and forgetful. The stinky cook wanted to use this to scold the second prince as a shameless bastard. However, this letter has content but no letter.
It means 'not keeping your word'."
Li Qi sent this gift to Wanyan Zongwang, no doubt insinuating that he had not kept his word, betrayed the alliance and attacked the Song Dynasty, and even shamelessly imposed charges. He wanted to be a "biaozi" and build an archway, making a shameless eight-year-old man.
king.
Wanyan Zongwang secretly scolded Li Qi for being a bitch, but Li Qi scolded him back unchanged, even better!
After the soldiers of the Jin Army heard this, it was okay. You must know that Wanyan Zongwang is the God of War in their hearts. How dare you insult our God of War? Medical Master Guo immediately demanded that Chen Anan be captured and cut into pieces.
But Wanyan Zongwang snorted: "This kid is just a messenger. Killing him will only make people laugh at us."
Many generals requested a battle one after another, intending to break through Kaifeng, capture Li Qi alive, and humiliate him.
Anyone who is so sarcastic must be beaten!
Facing the anger of the soldiers, Wanyan Zongwang sat on the chair with an expressionless face and said nothing, as if he was not the one being scolded, and there was still a hint of a smile sneaking out of his eyes.
He was the son of Wanyan Aguda, how could he be like that idiot of Song Huizong? In fact, he didn't have to say what he meant, but he didn't do it. He just wanted to use this to inspire the three armies. The soldiers became angrier.
The happier he is, he is very happy to see all this.
Part of the reason why Wanyan Aguda was able to unify the Jurchens and defeat the Liao army was because of all the insults the Liao had given to the Jurchens. It was anger that gave them strength and united them. But the Jurchens were against the Song people
There is no hatred. Along the way, there are not as brave as the Khitans and the Han people living in the Yanyun area. It is just because the enemy is too weak that it has not been highlighted. However, Wanyan Zongwang still discovered this, which made him very distressed.
, he needed the anger of the Jurchens, so he asked the civil servant to say it word for word.
In this first round of fighting, the two were evenly matched.