Chapter One Thousand Two Gang Forty Two Wedding Fears (seeking a monthly ticket)
Excited? What's so exciting about this? Li Qi was stunned for a long time, and then thought about it for a while, and then he realized it. He was filled with admiration in his heart. What this leader in the pornographic world wants is to be different from ordinary people.
At the same time, I felt that I was too pure. I thought about it for a long time before I understood it, and said in a low voice: "Please! I'm not you. I don't have such noble feelings as you---fuck."
He also specially emphasized the pronunciation of the word "fuck".
"That's true."
Gao Yanei nodded in agreement.
Li Qi was completely speechless. He returned to the topic and said, "Then there is another one?"
Gao Yanei was stunned and said: "White Lady!"
Qiniang? Li Qi suddenly realized that Feng Yinu and the others must have already communicated with Bai Qiannuo. Meeting Mrs. Qin on the way was not a coincidence at all, but had been arranged long ago for the purpose of leaving him alone.
, and quickly asked: "Then is my father-in-law coming?"
He was really afraid of meeting Bai Shizhong here. If things didn't go well, this happy event might turn into a funeral.
Gao Yanei shook his head and said, "I didn't see Uncle Bai."
Li Qi felt a little relieved and said, "Okay, I'll go find Qiniang and the others first. You can go about your business."
Gao Yanei hurriedly stopped him and said with a flattering smile: "If you don't stay with me for a while, it will be too boring for me to stand here alone!"
Li Qi gave this bastard a very charming smile and said: "If it were you in my place, would you rather accompany a few beauties from home and abroad, or would you rather stay here with a man with a flower on his temples?"
A man with purple flowers?”
Gao Yanei didn't even think about it and said: "Of course she is a great beauty."
"Isn't this it?"
Li Qi opened his hands and strode in.
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Li Qi went inside, and under the guidance of his servants, he came to the courtyard where Zhang Run'er got married. However, because Gao Qiu's wife was combing Zhang Run'er's hair, adult men were not allowed to enter. He could only hear bursts of laughter coming from inside, including Li Zhengxi's laughter.
Grinning laughter...
Li Qi felt unspeakable jealousy in his heart. That boy Li Zhengxi is really a lucky man.
Because there were Gao Qiu and his son, Hong Tianjiu, and Chai Cong's wives and concubines inside, and there were a lot of women in the room, Li Qi couldn't go in shamelessly, so he could only sit outside and talk about life with Brother Qiu, but he didn't chat for a while.
, Brother Qiu also went out to greet the guests.
Unknowingly, another quarter of an hour passed.
The women in this mansion seemed to be extremely excited. They were so busy that they didn't need the help of men at all. They gathered together and chatted endlessly. Li Qi really didn't know where so many of them came from.
That's what I said.
Li Qi felt very bored sitting in the house, so he went to the front yard. But when he came to the front yard, he saw a group of grown men such as Hong Tianjiu, Chai Cong, Fan Shaobai, etc., lying beside the stone table in the front yard, all of them looking like eggs.
Broken appearance.
Li Qi has never liked these cliché etiquette, whether it is happy events or funerals, but he saw that Hong Tianjiu and others looked more boring than him. He was very curious, so he walked over and asked: "I
What's going on with you guys? Why don't you look excited about this big happy event?"
Hong Tianjiu put his hands on his temples and said weakly: "Brother Li, it's very interesting to do this once in a while, but it would be too boring to participate every year."
The others nodded.
"Participate every year?"
Chai Cong said: "Excluding last year, we come here to drink wedding wine almost every year. But in the past, we always drank the wedding wine from the Yameni. This time, we drank the wedding wine from his god sister."
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said, "Isn't it?"
So that's it. Li Qi finally understood. The key was that Gao Yanei had taken concubines too frequently in the past, and this idiot also liked to hold weddings and marry a concubine. It was more lively than other people marrying wives.
It also makes the wedding banquet lose its freshness and makes people feel boring.
Chai Cong asked again: "By the way, Li Qi. It seems you haven't held a wedding yet?"
"ah?"
Li Qi was slightly startled.
Hong Tianjiu's eyes lit up when he heard this, he slapped his thigh, squatted on the chair, bumped his butt, and asked with great interest: "Brother Li, your wedding must be very interesting."
Is there any difference? Li Qi looked solemn and said: "How do you say this?"
Hong Tianjiu chuckled and said, "You have to marry four wives at one time. I have never seen this before."
Fan Shaobai laughed and said: "No matter what happens, I will let you have a few drinks."
Chai Cong nodded and said, "That's right. On your wedding day, you have to have a few drinks. Otherwise, you won't be able to hold the beauty in your arms."
"That's right, that's right. It's very interesting to think about it now!"
"Brother Li---eh? Brother Li, you---what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Zhou Hua suddenly saw Li Qi sitting there in silence, with sweat pouring down his face, his fists clenched, and a very special look on his face, as if he was particularly frightened.
Li Qi didn't seem to hear Hong Tianjiu's words, and his brows almost knitted together.
Hong Tianjiu and others looked at each other. Chai Cong, who was sitting next to Li Qi, gently pushed Li Qi and said, "Li Qi, what are you doing?"
Li Qi was suddenly startled, scaring Hong Tianjiu and others for a whole day, and they were all ready to run away. He gasped slightly, "Wha---what?"
Hong Tianjiu said with a hint of fear: "Oh, we just want to ask, brother, when will your wedding be held."
"I---I don't know."
Li Qi shook his head, picked up a porcelain pot on the table, poured a cup into the cup, and drank it in one gulp.
"puff---!"
As soon as it entered his mouth, Li Qi spurted it out.
Zhou Hua, who was sitting opposite Li Qi, was sprayed in the face by Li Qi. He was dumbfounded. This was really an unforeseen disaster. After a while, Fatty Zhou squeezed his eyes and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Li,
Did I say the wrong thing?"
Chai Cong and the others all lowered their heads and snickered. Taking pleasure in misfortune was what the fourth young master was best at.
"Sorry, sorry." Li Qi said, and then said with a depressed look: "This---how is this wine?"
Hong Tianjiu said in astonishment: "We don't have the habit of drinking tea."
"What are you drinking this early in the morning?" Li Qi's tone still contained a hint of anger.
Hong Tianjiu scratched his face at a loss, feeling a little frightened in his heart.
Seeing that Li Qi seemed really angry, Fan Shaobai hurriedly made a gesture to the servant on the side. The latter couldn't help but see the situation and hurriedly returned to the house and got a pot of tea.
Fan Shaobai asked again: "Li Qi, you seem a little strange today? Have you encountered any difficulties?"
Li Qi shook his head and said: "It's okay. It's okay. You guys talk first and I'll go to the latrine." After saying that, he left with a teapot in one hand and a teacup in the other.
"Ah-oh."
After Li Qi left, Zhou Hua wiped his face and said blankly: "Brother Li, what's going on? He went to the hut carrying a teapot."
Hong Tianjiu said: "Yes. It's like he has changed."
Chai Cong asked curiously: "Did we say the wrong thing?"
Fan Shaobai sighed and said, "I think it must be because of White Snake."
"Yes, yes, that must be the case."
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About half an hour later, all the guests had arrived. Although the Zheng family wanted to keep a low profile, with their current status in the capital, it was really difficult to keep a low profile. Cai Jing, Wang Zhongling, Qin Hui and others were all prominent.
Of course, when upstarts like Qin Hui came, they were doing it to give Li Qi face and had nothing to do with Brother Qiu.
Another half hour passed, and with a flurry of blowing and beating, Zheng Yi's wedding group finally arrived.
You must know that the Zheng family is a big family. Among the adults in the family, Zheng Yi is not married. The wedding team is unprecedentedly large. There are dozens of relatives alone, and there are also people standing around. Most of them still follow them.
Those who come here are here to watch the fun.
Gao Qiu and his wife and a group of descendants went out to greet them. It has to be said that the number of the Gao family is really not comparable to that of the Zheng family. When brother Qiu was very young, his parents died, and he only had three sons, and Gao Yanei was the only one.
By his side, fortunately, Gao Yanei was extremely talented and had seven or eight children. In addition, he had a group of bad friends like Hong Tianjiu who played tricks to make up for the loss, so he was not far behind.
According to the custom of the Song Dynasty, when a man's family comes to a woman's house, the woman must first go out to greet him. Then he will give him colorful satin and entertain the man's welcoming group with wine.
It was so lively at the banquet!
Because of his status, Gao Yanei was unable to take action, so he kept giving Hong Tianjiu and others bad looks.
Hong Tianjiu and others understood this clearly, and rushed forward with wine glasses in their hands, shouting that they wanted to drink with Zheng Yi.
Because Zheng Yi was so happy and inexperienced, he refused at first. But after drinking, he found that the attacks from Hong Tianjiu and others were getting stronger and stronger, and he couldn't resist them anymore.
Gao Yanei was just happy. If you want to marry my sister, how can you not suffer some hardships?
You must know that Hong Tianjiu and others all drink to death, and they all drink a lot. It is said that a few years ago, when Chai Cong married his sister, these idiots drank the groom down, so that in the evening
, the groom just married the bride back. At that time, Chai Cong's parents scolded Chai Cong half to death, but Gao Yanei and others did not feel guilty at all, but took pleasure in others' misfortune.
Chai Cong has always remembered that it was Gao Yanei who was the most aggressive at that time. If he doesn't take revenge today, how can he swallow this tone of voice?
The Zheng family also knew that these four young masters were not good-natured, and they were afraid that Zheng Yi would be bullied, so they sent out the best drinkers in the family. As the Zheng family's bride-grooming group joined the battle, both sides drank equally well.
However, Hong Tianjiu suddenly invited someone here, and the battle situation immediately changed.
This person is Ma Qiao who never fails to drink a thousand cups.
I saw Ma Qiao holding a wine glass in each hand, fighting Zheng Yi's group of relatives and friends with one person's strength. It was really powerful and domineering. Those in the Zheng family didn't know Ma Qiao's drinking capacity. At first, they thought this guy was a bit arrogant.
, but the further they drank, the more beads of sweat formed on their faces. The amount of alcohol they drank must have been too terrifying.
Chai Cong, on the other hand, was pestering Zheng Yi to drink, cursing secretly in his heart, "My brother-in-law made a big embarrassment in my office back then. How could I give up if you don't make a big embarrassment today?"
Gao Qiu knew Ma Qiao's drinking capacity. Hong Qigong and Hong Bajin, a pair of wine jars, were no match for him. If this guy came, if there were no restrictions, he would drink them all. Then this
How could the wedding go on? Originally, he wanted to look for Li Qi, but after searching for a long time, he didn't see Li Qi's shadow, and he didn't have time to think about it. He had to come forward in person and ask Ma Qiao to let them go, and then glared at them again.
Hong Tianjiu and others glanced at each other.
Gao Qiu came forward, and Chai Cong had no choice but to give up, allowing Zheng Yi to escape this disaster.
After drinking, the next step is to block the door. This custom has been passed down to later generations. First, the band played music to urge the bride to get into the sedan chair, but representatives of the bride's family made things difficult and demanded bonuses.
The so-called making things difficult these days is much more tasteful than that of later generations. It is also about composing poems and making love. You cannot count on Hong Tianjiu and others. Fortunately, Bai Qiannuo, Mrs. Qin and other talented women are here.
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But Zheng Yi is a great talent. Whether he is reciting poems or making pairs, he can do whatever he wants. In the past, he might have given in, but today he cannot give in. The battle must be quick, and one person can defeat the opponent.
They all fell down.
Then he threw out a lot of candies and interest money. Gao Yanei's children were lying on the ground fighting for it. Li Zhengxi also joined in, but he was too young and couldn't win. The little guy sat on the ground depressed, curling his lips.
, looking at this group of guys with the surname Gao, I felt such hatred in my heart that I almost burst into tears. You guys are trying to beat me, so forget it. If you try to beat me again, that would be too much of a bully.
"Brother Zhengxi, here."
Suddenly, a pair of small pink hands stretched out in front of Li Zhengxi, and Gao Yanei's eldest daughter was seen holding a hand full of candy and bringing it to Li Zhengxi, with a pair of big bright eyes gleaming.
Li Zhengxi immediately grinned and giggled. He grabbed the candies with both hands and took the candies to his side in just two strokes.
It made Ji Hongnu and the others giggle.
But there was one exception, and that was Bai Qiannuo. She looked around, as if searching for something.
Feng Yinu on the side saw it and reacted immediately. He glanced across the crowd and suddenly shouted to Hong Tianjiu: "Xiaojiu, Xiaojiu."
Hong Tianjiu was enjoying himself on the sidelines when he suddenly heard Feng Yinu calling him and came over and said, "Ms. Feng, what's the matter?"
Feng Yinu asked: "Why don't you see my husband?"
Hong Tianjiu looked around and said: "I--I don't know either. Brother Li said before that he was going to the latrine, but he was never seen again."
Bai Qiannuo frowned upon hearing this and looked a little sad.
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In the garden of the Taiwei Mansion, a person was sitting alone. This person was Li Qi.
His eyes were slightly closed, the hand holding the tea cup was shaking slightly, and cold sweat was breaking out on his face. Although it was far enough away from the wedding venue, there were still bursts of laughter and music.
But it was these sounds of joy that kept flashing back to Li Qi's mind some scenes of his original marriage, filling his heart with endless fear.
That wedding had left an indelible shadow in his heart. After all, the blow was too great for him, especially when Hong Tianjiu mentioned that he wanted to toast him at his wedding.
It made him feel very scared.
In the past, he used various excuses to tell himself that it wasn't that he didn't want to hold a wedding with Ji Hongnu and the others, but that it was some external factors that were caused by Bai Qiannuo being in Jiangnan and the Bai family's affairs. But today, he finally
Understand, in fact, the real reason is himself. He doesn't want to hold a wedding at all because he is afraid of the wedding.
For others, a wedding represents gain, but for him, it represents loss.
From a medical point of view, he has suffered from wedding phobia.
I am afraid no one would have thought that King Yanyun, who dared to confront Wanyan Zongwang and Wanyan Zonghan, was most afraid of the wedding scene.
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