Chapter 1250: The rhythm of grams to death (seeking a monthly ticket)
"What?"
Li Qi stood up suddenly. He was very surprised by the sudden ship, because his trip was very low-key and few people knew about it. The route was all arranged by himself. Except for the emperor, no one knew about this ship.
Either he was sent by the emperor, or he came with bad intentions.
Master Li hesitated for a while and said: "Although there are not many ships passing by this season, it does not mean that there are none. What if it is just passing by?"
The guard replied: "The behavior of this ship is very strange, and it is still accelerating. It doesn't look like it is passing by. It should be heading towards us."
"Take me out for a look, and then tell the brothers to be on guard."
"Follow your orders.
Li Qi just took a step and said to Mrs. Qin's three daughters: "You guys wait here first, don't come out randomly."
"oh."
When it comes to trivial matters, their third brother often opposes Li Qi, but when it comes to serious matters, they still obey Li Qi's orders.
Li Qi followed the guard to the back of the cabin and found a pleasure boat in the distance, speeding towards them. It was obviously coming towards them, so he hurriedly said: "Give me the clairvoyant quickly."
"yes."
After a moment, the guard handed over the clairvoyant.
At this time, Maqiao and the drunkards also came over and looked at the boat that was chasing them.
Li Qi took a clairvoyant look for a while and found that the boat that came was actually a catamaran. As the name suggests, this catamaran has two floors, which is similar to the yachts of later generations. It was a high-end yacht in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Tourist boats, romantic talents like Su Dongpo, all like to ride on this kind of catamaran boat to float on the river and have fun picking up girls.
But because the distance was still quite far, Li Qi couldn't see who were on it. But he breathed a sigh of relief. Even if the catamaran was full of people, it wouldn't be enough for them to see. Put down your clairvoyance.
, frowned and said: "Strange! Who are the people on the boat? They probably didn't come with such malicious intentions. Could it be that they were sent by the emperor? What happened?"
Li Qi, who was riding the catamaran, was suspicious and said to the guard: "Slow down."
Ma Qiao said: "You don't have to slow down, they can catch up quickly."
Since they were pretending to be grain merchants, they chose a medium-sized cargo ship. However, this ship was prepared by Li Qi a long time ago. It looks like a cargo ship on the outside. But it is quite luxurious inside. Fortunately, the north wind is blowing and the sails are flying.
It saves all kinds of effort, and the speed is not slow, but the catamaran is lighter.
Sure enough, after a while, the catamaran cruise ship came closer. Li Qi picked up the clairvoyant and looked at it for a while. What was terrible was that there was no one standing on the deck. He still didn't know who the other party was.
There was no other way, so Li Qi could only wait patiently. But the north wind made his face hurt. Li Qi couldn't help but stretch his hand behind him, and suddenly forgot that he was not wearing the white tiger skin.
At this moment, a guard came out and said, "Privy Councilor, Madam Li asked me to send this cloak to you." As he spoke, he handed over his hands holding the white tiger skin.
"Miss Shishi is still considerate."
Li Qi quickly took the white tiger skin, put it on his body, and immediately warmed it from his feet to his chest, because these people were all his confidants. It can be said that they were promoted by him. They have been with him since he went to Fengxiang.
, belongs to his close bodyguard, so there is no need to worry about Li Shishi's identity.
After a while, the catamaran cruise ship was so close that you could see it clearly even without clairvoyance. There is only one word to describe it, it was quite luxurious and it looked luxurious.
When Li Qi saw such a luxurious cruise ship, he began to murmur in his heart. If this person was sent by the emperor, there is no reason for him to be so luxurious. Unless the emperor came in person, it would be impossible. If not, then
Who could it be again.
"Brother Li, Brother Li."
Suddenly I heard a shout from the ship on the opposite side.
"Eh? Why does this sound like Xiaojiu's voice?"
"Xiaojiu?"
Jiugui and Ma Qiao spoke out almost at the same time.
"I must have heard this correctly."
"Li Qi, Li Qi."
"It's really Li Qi and the others!"
High school idiot? Li Qi seemed to hear Gao Yanei's voice again, and couldn't help being shocked. He quickly picked up the binoculars and looked around. He saw two idiots on the second floor of the boat opposite, waving their claws vigorously.
It was Hong Tianjiu and Gao Yanei. Hong Tianjiu even sat directly on the guardrail. This guy was really a master. There was another person leaning on the guardrail. He was so cool. This person could pretend to be cool.
Chai Cong to death.
Why are the three of them here? Li Qi was shocked.
After a while, the catamaran cruise ship was keeping pace with Li Qi's cargo ship.
Gao Yanei pumped his fist excitedly and said: "Wow haha, Li Qi, we finally caught up with you."
Catch up with me? Li Qi was filled with surprise and shouted, "Why are you guys here?"
Hong Tianjiu rode on the guardrail and said, "What do you think?"
"I guess you are the same." Li Qi cursed angrily. Why does Xiaojiu always want to imitate me? He really doesn't want to imitate me--ahem: "How do you guys know my whereabouts?"
Gao Yanei stood on the boat, with his hands on his hips, as if he was pointing out the country, and said: "The day before you left, I overheard the conversation between my father and Uncle Cai. I knew you were going to Jiangnan, so I chased you.
I didn't expect to catch up with you, you guys are so slow."
What is it unintentionally? It was clearly eavesdropped. Oops. Li Qi had a headache. This was not the first time. Last time when he was with Tang Yin, these idiots also came over, and now there is one more.
Second-rate goods, how can you not give people a headache?
Chai Cong interjected: "We chased you for two days, but we didn't see you. We thought you took the overland route, but unexpectedly we caught up with you."
Li Qi shouted: "Ya Nei, you are so powerful, does your father know?"
Gao Yanei laughed and said: "Of course I don't know. I said that Huang Ze and I were going to Yingtian Mansion to do business. When we left Tokyo, I let Huang Ze and the others go alone. Xiaojiu, Chai Cong, I took a boat and chased them.
.”
Hong Tianjiu groaned and said, "Brother, why are you telling the truth again?"
Gao Yanei quickly covered his mouth, looking embarrassed.
Chai Cong also shook his head in frustration. Fortunately, the two of them were used to it.
You must have planned it for a long time! Li Qi frowned and said, "Yameni, I'm not here just to have fun. What are you doing with me? Go back quickly. If the captain finds out, I will have to pull out your skin."
No."
Gao Yanei acted like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, swung his butt and said: "You are right, but if I go back now, my father will not be able to spare me. Instead of doing this, I might as well have a good time.
"
Hong Tianjiu kept nodding his head and said: "That's right. That's right. I have never been to Jiangnan in my whole life. I must play with him well this time."
Gao Yanei said hehely: "Xiaojiu, don't worry, my brother will definitely make you happy and won't want to come back."
Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Ya Nei, I'll tell you again. You go back immediately."
"Li Qi, please don't be such a spoiler." Gao Yanei said depressedly, "I'm going to Jiangnan to play, so why not."
Chai Cong said: "Yes, we are just bored in the capital and want to go to Jiangnan for a while. This is normal. If you are working, we promise not to disturb you. We are having fun."
Hong Tianjiu also nodded vigorously and said: "Brother Li, if you want to play with us, we are very welcome."
It's over, it's over, the nemesis is here, this trip seems to be very ill-fated! Li Qi saw that they refused to go back, knowing that it would be useless to talk more. Even if he drives them back now, they will definitely go by land. Jiangnan. An ominous premonition lingered in my heart.
Gao Yanei suddenly said again: "Li Qi, are there any women on your ship?"
Li Qi was confused when he heard this, but his heart tightened inexplicably, and he said cautiously: "Why do you ask this?"
Gao Yanei lamented and said: "Aren't we in such a hurry to chase you that we forgot to invite some singing girls to come with us? There are no women on this cruise ship, so what's the point? This is the first time I'm sitting with a few men. On my boat, if I had known this, I would have called Deng Chun here."
The more he talked, the more depressed he became, almost crying.
This guy really knows how to enjoy himself. I brought three beauties with me, but it's a pity that none of them belong to me. Li Qi couldn't help but have a scene of extreme enjoyment in his head, with all kinds of obscene thoughts.
Gao Yanei said again: "Li Qi, do you have any singing girls with you? If so, don't be stingy and lend me a few."
You are such a beast, you can say such unscrupulous things. Li Qi angrily yelled: "No."
Gao Yanei said: "I don't believe it, I want to go over and have a look."
Li Qidao: "Believe it or not, I knocked over your broken ship."
"you dare?"
"Come and give it a try."
Gao Yanei glanced at Chai Cong and Xiaojiu.
Chai Cong said: "Let's forget it. This is on the river. If he doesn't let us pass, we won't be able to pass either!"
Gao Yanei snorted: "Li Qi, I have seen through you today. You are so unloyal."
Li Qidao: "Don't show me any loyalty. You betrayed me and Xiaojiu even more."
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said, "Brother Li's words are correct."
Gao Yanei said angrily: "Xiaojiu, you---."
As soon as he finished speaking, Chai Cong was the first to say: "What does it mean to be right? It's simply a big mistake."
Gao Yanei was so excited that he almost cried. It felt so good to be understood by others. He said: "Chai Cong, you are indeed my best brother, and you understand me best."
Chai Cong gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Who do you two mean? This guy has betrayed me more times than you combined. How can he not count me?"
What he said is really true, because he likes to show off, and usually looks like he doesn't ask about the facts. Even if he suffers some grievances, he grits his teeth and swallows it, pretending not to bother to explain. This is not betrayal. Who are you betraying?
Hong Tianjiu burst into laughter upon hearing this.
Li Qi also smiled and shook his head, thinking that there was no way to be entangled with them like this. Suddenly an idea came to him and he whispered a few words to Ma Qiao.
When Ma Qiao heard this, he wondered: "Is this good?"
"Just tell me, can you do it?"
Ma Qiao hummed: "If you don't believe me, then why do you ask?"
"That's enough."
Li Qi suddenly said to Gao Yanei: "Yanei, I don't have any women in this boat, but there are a bunch of old men. Actually, I'm bored with nothing to do."
Gao Yanei was skeptical and said: "How about we dock for a while, then buy a few singing girls, and the lady will get on the boat."
I would like to, but there are three spies in this room. If I really do this, my reputation will be completely ruined. Li Qi coughed lightly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. I need to Otherwise, how about we compete faster?"
Hong Tianjiu nodded excitedly: "Okay, okay!"
Gao Yanei burst out laughing and said: "You are such a broken boat, but you still want to compete with us, Xiaojiu, we can't bully others."
Li Qidao: "Don't be arrogant. Are you going to compete?"
"Bet. Of course it's a contest. I'll bet you a hundred dollars."
"It's just what I want, so let's just be gentlemen."
Chai Cong saw that Li Qi's boat was obviously not as fast as his own, but Li Qi looked confident. He was suspicious. He just wanted to stop Gao Yanei, but before he even opened his mouth, he heard Gao Yanei shouting. Said: "Eight ships are difficult to chase."
"This---well, it's hard to catch up with eight ships."
Li Qi smiled slightly and nodded towards Ma Qiao.
Ma Qiao looked confused: "Bu Shuai, I am a man, this despicable method is really not suitable for me!"
"If you can't do it, just say so and I'll replace you."
Ma Qiao had a straight face and said: "Who said I can't do it anymore? Bring me the bow."
Li Qi just ordered someone to get it, and soon, a heavyweight bow was handed to Ma Qiao. Ma Qiao took it and tried it, and said reluctantly: "It's a little too light, just use it." .”
MD. This is quite light. It takes a lot of effort to hold it. You must have done it on purpose. Li Qi curled his lips disdainfully.
Seeing Ma Qiao holding a huge bow, Gao Yanei laughed and said: "Li Qi, I originally wanted you to leave for a while, but since you want to use the bow and arrow as a signal, let's do whatever you want. Shoot quickly."
Chai Cong frowned as he watched. He believed that Li Qi was definitely not a person who liked fairness.
Li Qi shook his head and said with a smile: "No, no, do you still remember the time Zhuge Kongming borrowed the east wind?"
Hong Tianjiu said excitedly: "Of course I remember. Could it be that Brother Li also wants to borrow the Fengxing Ship?"
This Xiaojiu's thinking is really unconstrained! Li Qi shook his head again and said: "No, no, then do you still remember how Zhao Zilong rescued Zhuge Kongming?"
Hong Tianjiu nodded vigorously and said: "Of course---."
Chai Cong suddenly said in horror: "No, he's going to shoot our sails."
"What?"
Gao Yanei was shocked. Seeing that Ma Qiao had already drawn his bow and arrow, he shouted hysterically: "Xiao Qian, protect the sail quickly."
Lu Qian was at a loss when he heard this. How could he protect him? Even if I wanted to risk my life to stop him, I couldn't climb that high!
After all, Ma Qiao had a gentleman's heart. He bowed first and then said: "Yameni, I'm sorry. This is what Commander Bu ordered me to do, and I don't want to do it." After saying this, he loosened his bow string with two fingers.
With a whooshing sound, a stream of arrows flew towards the pleasure boat in Gaoyanei.
The three idiots on the boat followed the movement of the arrow with their eyes and moved in unison. First they heard a bang, then a few splashes. After a while, they gradually felt that Li Qi's boat was getting further and further away.
Li Qi waved his hands and laughed and said: "Yameni, I have official duties, so I will go ahead. You can slowly enjoy the scenery along the way."
"Li Qi, you are a bitch, you actually resorted to such despicable and shameless tricks. I can't spare you, I definitely can't spare you. ---Why are you standing here so stupidly? Why don't you go and repair it quickly."
Li Qi heard Gao Yanei's curses and stood at the stern of the boat and burst into laughter.
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