Why did I encounter some weird things today? Could it be that I was trying to attract evil spirits? It seems that I have to take a bath with grapefruit leaves to drive away evil spirits. It’s really evil.
On the way back, Li Qi thought about it and felt that everything that happened today was too weird.
His previous understanding of trial marriage was that he was not confident in marriage. He was a very confident person, and he was so confident about everything, including marriage. However, he never thought that one day he would also have a trial marriage. He couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
.
In fact, he felt that the relationship between him and Liu Yunxi was not like a relationship, but like a business. Liu Yunxi eagerly hoped to inject a relationship into his life so that he would not be so lonely. Although there are countless men in the world, but for Liu Yunxi,
For Liu Yunxi, it seems that Li Qi has become the only standard.
And Li Qi also wanted Liu Yunxi to stay by his side to take care of Zhao Jingyan. It was precisely for these reasons that this inexplicable trial marriage was facilitated.
Even Li Qi, who was experienced in this field, didn't know how to proceed with this trial marriage. After much deliberation, he could only take one step at a time.
Li Qi, who was immersed in thinking, came to the front of the backyard hall unknowingly.
"You're back."
Suddenly a woman's voice came from inside.
Li Qi looked up and saw a woman sitting inside. He couldn't help but exclaimed, "Wow! What an amazing situation!" He immediately retracted the door and looked up, "Huh? You didn't go to the wrong place!"
Immediately, he took a closer look into the room and saw that the woman in the hall was wearing a long blue dress, her hair was as soft as clouds and was pulled up into a palace bun. She was graceful and delicate. Her willow eyebrows were covered with green mist, her sandalwood lips were like cinnabar, and she had a pair of autumn eyes.
. Her muscles and bones are smooth, her manners are elegant. Her lips are red without any spots, her eyebrows are green without drawing, her face is like a silver basin, and her eyes are like apricots. Although she is sitting, her slender and graceful figure cannot be concealed, and her breasts are high.
Towering up, it looks like a fairy descending to earth.
Wow wow wow! I'm really prosperous this time.
Li Qi opened his eyes as wide as possible and looked straight at the beautiful woman inside, without concealing his pig brother appearance.
The woman stood up and showed off her graceful and graceful figure. Seeing his demented look, the woman rolled her eyes at him shyly and said, "Why are you standing in front of the door in a daze?"
This woman is none other than Zhao Jingyan. But at this time, Zhao Jingyan has already put on women's clothes. You must know that Zhao Jingyan is already very handsome when she is disguised as a man, and can kill both men and women. But when she changes into women's clothes, she is even more incredible. She can kill all males in an instant.
It turns out that she had considered Li Qi's small request very seriously before, and she was reasonable and felt that Li Qi's request was not excessive at all. Although she once hated her gender, she was a woman after all, so she always felt that Li Qi's request was not excessive at all.
Men's clothing looks down on people. To others, it may not matter. But to Li Qi, it is too unfair.
What man doesn't like his wife to be beautiful and youthful?
As the saying goes, women want to please themselves to be beautiful, and men want to please themselves to be poor.
If she doesn't show off her beauty more in this golden age, then in a few years she won't be able to show off her beauty, so she changed into women's clothes after taking a shower.
But she was used to wearing men's clothes, especially in front of Li Qi, so she felt a little shy to put on women's clothes and appear in front of Li Qi.
Li Qi was slightly startled and blurted out: "I still thought I was in the fairy palace."
This sentence definitely comes from the heart.
Zhao Jingyan was stunned for a moment, then she realized what she was doing and said with a wry smile: "Beautiful or ugly, isn't it just a skin?"
"Don't say that."
Li Qi walked in quickly and said hurriedly: "If I were ugly, would you still like me? Is this impossible?"
"Why is it impossible?" Zhao Jingyan said matter-of-factly: "I like you, and it has nothing to do with your appearance. Even if you are ugly, I will like you. What I like is you as a person, not just a mere person.
If I were to judge people by their appearance, there would be countless men in the world who are better-looking than you---"
"Stop!" Li Qi raised his hand, interrupted Zhao Jingyan's words, and said seriously with a deep eyebrow: "A scholar cannot be killed and cannot be humiliated. After all, I am also the second most handsome man in Tokyo, and even the second most handsome man in the world. Only the emperor is slightly better than me.
You are so handsome, why do you insult me so much, what do you mean by being too numerous to count? It is really unreasonable and makes me angry."
"The second handsomest man in Tokyo?"
When Zhao Jingyan saw Li Qi's furious look, she burst into laughter, her breasts bulging, and it was so magnificent that Li Qi couldn't take his eyes off her. She thought to herself, if she could enjoy this view, even if she would be insulted by her tens of millions of dollars every day.
All over, so what’s the problem?
Zhao Jingyan suddenly felt two burning eyes looking directly at her chest. Even if she didn't care about it anymore, she couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry. She flicked her long sleeves, put on the posture of a queen, and shouted: "What are you looking at?"
"Breasts---no, no, no."
Li Qi swallowed hard and said stupidly: "Yan Fu, can I hug you?"
Coming again?
Even though this was the second time, Zhao Jingyan still didn't know how to answer this question. This person was really an aboveboard and dirty person.
"Don't worry, this is just a pure hug. I just want to confirm that the effervescently beautiful fairy in front of me belongs to me."
Li Qi's face was serious, but there was clearly a lustful light in his eyes. He was no longer the first brother, so how could he be so pure?
A pure hug?
Zhao Jingyan suddenly remembered the scene when she met Li Qi for the first time, and couldn't help but be stunned. She saw Li Qi's demented expression, and her expectant eyes were as innocent as a child's, which showed how superb Li Qi's acting skills were. She really couldn't bear to refuse, so she
Be silent.
Li Qi was overjoyed. He just opened his arms and suddenly looked at his hands nervously, as if he was afraid of dirtying the beautiful body in front of him.
When Zhao Jingyan saw Li Qi's little move, she felt that this man was actually quite silly sometimes, but her heart felt even sweeter, and her heart suddenly jumped wildly. She couldn't help but wonder to herself, could this be the magic of love?
After making sure that his hands were clean, Li Qi couldn't wait to step forward and looked at the stunning beauty in front of him affectionately. With a little trembling arms, he gently hugged Zhao Jingyan into his arms, feeling the pleasant fragrance. His arms couldn't help but feel...
I put a little more force, but my eyes fell on the buttocks so obscenely that I almost spewed out nosebleeds. I thought, if I follow the trend, will she step on me? I don't want it anymore, this has to be done step by step.
Come.
Zhao Jingyan is very tall among women. Among Li Qi's women, only Feng Yinu can match her, so she rested her head on Li Qi's shoulder very easily. But with this gentle move, she suddenly
She felt a lot more relaxed. She, who had always been very independent, felt for the first time what a sense of security was. This unprecedented sense of security made her enjoy this moment very much. She was completely unaware of the dirty thoughts in Li Qi's heart.
He closed his eyes gently, put his hands around Li Qi's waist, and said softly: "Li Qi, if I were ugly, would you still like me?"
The answer is definitely no.
Li Qi also understood in his heart that although in many aspects, he did not judge people by their appearance, such as work, or making friends, he did not attach much importance to these. Unlike Huizong of the Song Dynasty, he had to be handsome before he could serve as a minister in the palace.
But when it comes to lovers, he pays great attention to it, because love is a very emotional thing, and the first sight is very important. At least you have to feel good about yourself, and then that feeling will come out. Of course, there are also times.
You think it looks good, but others don't think so. Li Qi doesn't really care. He just likes it, but he can't say it out loud. Li Qi said obediently: "I don't answer hypothetical questions."
When Zhao Jingyan heard this, she didn't understand, but she wasn't annoyed. She smiled softly and said, "Actually, I understand even if you don't tell me. None of your wives are top-notch beauties."
"I am over-flattered."
Li Qi smiled very coquettishly and suddenly said: "Yan Fu, actually I think you are better off wearing men's clothing. If you dress like this every day, I think you will really get addicted to it and squat at home watching you every day for the rest of your life.
"
Zhao Jingyan disagreed and said angrily: "Stop praising me like this. I don't care about this. In fact, I know very well who you are. If you can't even withstand this temptation, then there is no way you can climb up."
Come to this place."
"Then you really overestimate me. If you don't believe me, try taking off your clothes." Li Qi said shamelessly.
Zhao Jingyan said angrily, "You---."
"Don't step on me."
Li Qi quickly made a statement in advance, which made Zhao Jingyan feel helpless again.
Li Qi smiled and said, "You should remember that you owe me a kiss."
Zhao Jingyan's heart was shocked, but she remained silent.
"Hey, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence."
Li Qi put his hands on Zhao Jingyan's shoulders and looked at that beautiful face. Although she didn't have any makeup on her face, it was better than all the beautiful things in the world. He couldn't help but reach out and touch her cheek. An advertising slogan suddenly popped up in his mind.
Come on, it's as smooth as milk. Seeing the red lips again, it seems to have a strong attraction, so he can't help but lower his head, three inches, two inches...
Zhao Jingyan's beautiful eyes gradually closed, her slender eyelashes trembling slightly, revealing a nervous mood.
"Ouch---!"
Seeing the red lips right in front of her eyes, Zhao Jingyan suddenly opened her eyes, groaned, and bent down, almost knocking Li Qi's nose crooked.
No, God, you don't want to play with people like this. Li Qi thought it was Zhao Jingyan who avoided it on purpose, but it could be seen that her face was pale, and there were dense beads of sweat on her forehead, and she suddenly knelt on one knee on the ground.
"Yanfu."
Li Qi now knew that this was not Zhao Jingyan's prank, but a real one. He hurriedly squatted down, hugged Zhao Jingyan, and said fearfully: "Yan Fu, Yan Fu, what are you doing?"
"Good---it hurts."
Zhao Jingyan pressed her abdomen with both hands, and her beautiful face gradually became distorted. Although she was a woman, she was stronger than a man. From her words, it hurt. You can imagine how much it hurt.
Could it be ---!
Li Qi suddenly shouted outside: "Someone is coming, someone is coming quickly."
"grown ups---."
"Please invite Liu Shiniang to come quickly. Hurry."
"yes."
Li Qi hugged Zhao Jingyan tightly and kept comforting: "It's okay, it's okay, you will be fine when Shiniang comes," but he thought in his heart, didn't he say there are still a few days, why would he start today?
It hurts.
Seeing Li Qi's distressed look, Zhao Jingyan clenched her pink fists tightly, and she forced a smile on her lips and said, "Don't worry. I'm fine."
Li Qi felt even more distressed when he saw that her lip was bitten, but she still came to comfort him. He hugged her even tighter.
Half an hour later.
Li Qilai paced back and forth in front of the door, looking inside from time to time. Unfortunately, there was no movement in the house. Zhao Jingyan was quite proud. It was already very difficult for her to say the word "it hurts" in front of Li Qi. In front of outsiders.
, no matter how painful it was, she would never make a sound. When she was first hit by the arrow, she didn't even moan.
"I said, Privy Councilor, can you take a break? I'm almost knocked out by you."
Wei Jiulang was sitting on the corridor, yawning and shaking his head.
Since this was the first time for Zhao Jingyan to perform acupuncture, Li Qi also called for the strange Jiulang. With this devil here, he felt more at ease.
Li Qi hummed: "If Mrs.-in-law is like this, won't you be anxious?"
Gui Jiulang chuckled and said, "You think I am a dead person. How could my wife endure such pain?"
The implication is that Li Qi is useless.
Why are you so proud? Don't you just know how to prick acupuncture? I can also kill pigs. Li Qi muttered unconvinced. Then he asked: "Isn't it a few more days? Why does it start to hurt?"
Gui Jiulang said angrily: "This matter is beyond the control of others. Unless you have someone check your wife's pulse every day, you can easily calculate an accurate date."
Li Qi thought of Zhao Jingyan's expression of unbearable pain just now, and said, "Then check the pulse once a day. This pain is unbearable for ordinary people. Just now Yan Fu almost fainted from the pain."
Gui Jiulang sighed: "This first year is the most difficult one. During this year, the pain will come very quickly and be unbearable. After this year, the pain will be reduced. In fact, before the menstrual blood comes, the pain will be less."
It is not a bad idea to check your pulse once a day for seven days. As long as the acupuncture is performed the day before menstrual blood comes, you can avoid this pain. However, you must take good care of your body during this year. If there is disorder in the internal organs during this period, it may be aggravated.
pain."
Li Qi originally thought that if Liu Yunxi really wanted to leave, he would not force him to stay. At worst, he would bear the pain with Zhao Jingyan, but the scene just now made him frightened, and this idea disappeared, let alone
It's been ten years, I'm afraid I can't survive even one year.
After a while, the door opened from the inside and Liu Yunxi was seen walking out of the house.
"How about it?"
Li Qi rushed to greet him.
Liu Yunxi said: "It's okay."
"Thank you, thank you very much."
Li Qi thanked him twice and hurried in immediately.
Liu Yunxi glanced back, a hint of disappointment flashed in her eyes.
Strange Jiulang saw it and couldn't help stroking his white beard with a smile in his eyes.
...
When he came to the bedside, Li Qi looked at Zhao Jingyan's pale face, feeling confused. He sat beside the bed, carefully wiped the sweat on her forehead with a handkerchief, and asked with concern: "How do you feel now?"
Zhao Jingyan gasped slightly and said, "I'm fine. Now you can always go south to join Yue Fei and the others."
Li Qi was stunned and said: "You know everything?"
"Shi Niang told me just now." Zhao Jingyan said very calmly: "Actually, I am very grateful to God for being able to save my life last time. I don't care about the pain."
Li Qi felt guilty and said, "I was the one who caused you trouble. Originally, I should have borne this pain."
Zhao Jingyan smiled and said: "But I see that you seem to be more uncomfortable than me now. This is just a trivial matter, and you don't need to make a big deal out of it."
Li Qi said angrily and funny: "Yes, yes, in your heart, anything except Da Song is just a trivial matter."
Zhao Jingyan looked slightly embarrassed and said nothing.
Li Qi pondered for a moment and suddenly said: "Yan Fu, otherwise you don't want to go south with me and rest here peacefully."
Zhao Jingyan said anxiously: "You invited me here in the first place, and now you just leave me here. You should not do this in public or private matters."
"But---."
"Okay, my little pain is nothing compared to the pain experienced by the frontline soldiers. I am your subordinate, and so are they. If anyone encounters a little difficulty and chooses to retreat, how can we fight this battle? Compared to
As far as they are concerned, I am already very lucky. As the commander-in-chief, you should treat everyone equally, otherwise how can you convince everyone."
In fact, when Zhao Jingyan learned about her illness, she immediately understood that Li Qi was not in a hurry to meet Yue Fei, mainly for her own sake. But this was the last thing she wanted to see, and it was also the reason why she did not want to confirm her relationship with Li Qi.
The biggest concern in the end.
Li Qi was very ashamed of what Zhao Jingyan said and nodded: "Okay then. I will make arrangements later and try to meet up with Yue Fei and the others as early as possible."
Because Zhao Jingyan had just endured a huge mental test, she felt very tired after the pain disappeared. After talking to Li Qi for a while, she fell asleep.
Li Qi covered her with the quilt and went outside the house. At this time, Master Gui Jiulang and his apprentice were sitting outside the door discussing medical skills. So he stepped forward and said to Gui Jiulang: "I may be going south to join the army soon. You
Let Xiaowen go?"
Gui Jiulang said: "Since Wen'er has joined the Forbidden Army, if everyone else wants to go, Xiao Wen will naturally go. Why do you ask me? I am not the commander-in-chief."
That's right, I am the commander-in-chief! Li Qidao: "But going to the battlefield is a very dangerous thing. Have you thought clearly?"
Gui Jiulang snorted: "You are so afraid of death that you dare to go. What else do I need to be afraid of? Besides, Wen'er is only here to save people, not to kill people, so what danger can there be?"
"I'm afraid of death? Then you really don't understand me." Li Qi snorted angrily, but thought to himself, who is not afraid of death? Come out and have a look. Then he asked: "Are you going then?
"
Guai Jiulang nodded and said: "My wife and I have been staying in the valley all year round, and now we are out. We also plan to go around. We have not been to Jiaozhi yet. We will also go there to have a look."
Li Qi said with disdain: "If you don't want to leave your son, just say so. Who are you trying to lie to with so many excuses?"
Gui Jiulang said with a smile: "So I said to stop by and have a look, the main reason is of course that I can't bear to leave Wen'er. Oh, let me remind you, it doesn't matter whether I go or not, the key is that Shiniang has to go, why don't you ask her.
"
Sample! Your apprentice has already proposed to me, and you still dare to be so arrogant here. Well, let me show you my methods. Li Qi glanced at Liu Yunxi from the corner of his eye, and suddenly laughed and said: "Of course Shi Niang is following me,
Do you still need to ask, you are so naive."
Liu Yunxi was about to retort when she suddenly saw Li Qi winking at her. Then she remembered the trial marriage and swallowed back the words that came to her lips, with a trace of blush appearing on her face.
When Gui Jiulang saw that Liu Yunxi didn't refute Li Qi, he was very surprised. He glanced at his beloved disciple, laughed and said, "You are really capable."
Li Qi held his head high and said proudly: "It's just so so."
Wei Jiulang suddenly pointed at Li Qi's feet and said, "Huh? Where did this little snake come from?"
"Scare me? I'm so scared. Hey, who is touching my feet? Shi Niang, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby."
Li Qi thought that Gui Jiulang was deliberately scaring him, and suddenly felt something foreign on his ankle. He looked down and saw a small green snake coiled around his ankle, and exclaimed: "Wow!
There really is a little snake!" As soon as the words came out, his face immediately turned green, and he said in a trembling voice: "It's - it's bamboo - green bamboo leaves. Why don't you hurry up - get this guy away quickly."
Gui Jiulang was not in a hurry, and said cheerfully: "Aren't you scared?"
"Oh, this snake is very venomous. Please, get rid of it quickly!" Li Qi didn't dare to move or even look at it, his shoulders shrugged rapidly.
Suddenly, Gui Jiulang lowered his body, grabbed the little snake with two fingers and threw it to Liu Yunxi. Liu Yunxi took it, held it in the palm of his hand and started playing with it.
"call---!"
Li Qi let out a long breath and patted his chest. After a while, he stabilized his mind, glanced left and right, and said: "Who is it? Who did this? Don't tell me that this snake came out by itself. You two
Even the tiger wouldn't dare come here, let alone this little snake. It must have been done by one of you."
Gui Jiulang said: "Look at what I did, I didn't throw it away."
"It's not you."
Li Qi glanced at Liu Yunxi and said, "Shi Niang?"
Liu Yunxi smiled, slightly revealing his white and neat teeth, and said, "It's not me either."
Gui Jiulang chuckled and said, "This case is really complicated. I'm afraid it will have to be tried in court."
Gui Jiulang should not do such a childish thing, it should be Shi Niang's doing, but I have to break up their master-disciple alliance first. Li Qi glanced at the little snake in Liu Yunxi's hand, and he was even more frightened, so he said: "This is still
Why should we hold a trial? What a waste of taxpayers' money. Shi Niang is so gentle, kind, innocent and cute, how could she do such a childish thing? You must blame Jiulang for doing it."
Liu Yunxi was really too simple. When he heard Li Qi's words, a flash of guilt flashed in his eyes and he said: "I ---."
As soon as she said a word, Li Qi immediately raised his hand to stop her from continuing. He puffed up his chest and said, "Shi Niang, don't be afraid. With me here, you don't have to succumb to those evil forces anymore.
"
Gui Jiulang stroked his palm and laughed and said: "Okay, okay, I have seen this official a lot. This is the first time I have met such a wise official like you."
"Now you know you were wrong." Li Qi snorted, suddenly raised his head and said, "Mrs. Sister-in-law, I blame Brother Ninth for bullying me."
Gui Jiulang smiled and said: "Stop fooling me. Even if my wife is here, let alone my wife, she is virtuous, kind, knowledgeable, and can distinguish right from wrong. She is not comparable to ordinary women in the world. How can she listen to your lies?"
"I'm not as good as you say."
As soon as Gui Jiulang finished speaking, a voice sounded from behind.
I saw Mrs. Yin walking over with a smile in her eyes.
Guai Jiulang turned around and looked, "surprised" and said, "Why are you here?"
Yin said: "I heard that Miss Zhao was unwell, so I came over to take a look."
Day. This old man is really hiding his secrets. He is so old, but his ears are still so sharp, and he is really cunning. Li Qi said in a low voice without moving his lips: "You are so hypocritical."
Gui Jiulang whispered: "I just learned it." (To be continued...)