Chai Cong was a person who loved face the most. To have Gao Yanei regret his engagement in front of a large crowd was simply a shame and humiliation. Chai Cong couldn't accept it at all. If it weren't for Gao Yanei who was opposite him, he would have rushed forward and hacked the guy to death, roaring: "I can't ask for it."
"
"Everyone is really happy."
Gao Yanei had long been used to being yelled at by Chai Cong, and he said happily.
"you---."
Chai Cong's face turned the color of pig liver.
When Li Qi saw the two brothers quarreling, he took some time off and sat back. He thought to himself, Chai Cong, if you don't give this idiot a hard time, then I'll really look down on you.
Chai Cong said angrily: "Even if my daughter marries a beggar, she will not marry your son."
Gao Yanei said hey: "Really? I still want to ask my son to pick up your daughter. I still don't believe there are women in this world that my son can't pick up."
Li Qi burst out laughing, these words were so vicious.
Chai Cong said frantically: "If your son can marry my daughter, I will take your surname Gao."
"As long as your daughter's surname is Gao, if your surname is not, it's a shame."
While the two were scolding each other, Xiao Yue'er in Gao Yanei's arms suddenly burst into tears.
As soon as she cried, Chai Cong calmed down and thought to himself, why am I arguing with this idiot? He snorted angrily, walked aside and sat down.
"Xiaoqian, Xiaoqian."
"Ya Nei, I'm here."
"Hurry and take her to her mother's place."
Gao Yanei hurriedly delivered Xiao Yue'er to Lu Qian.
When Li Qi saw her, he smiled and scolded her: "Ya Nei, you are really a responsible father. As soon as your daughter cries, you give her away immediately."
Gao Yanei jumped slightly, squatted on the chair, patted his thigh and said: "Li Qi, you only have one son. You are inexperienced, so I don't blame you for saying that."
It's my inexperience again! Li Qi said depressedly: "Can you please stop using this as an argument?"
"I'm kindly teaching you." Gao Yanei said earnestly: "This baby is really cute if she doesn't cry, and I like her very much. But when she starts crying, she won't stop crying, and she can't even be coaxed. It's really frustrating.
It’s a headache. If you have more children in the future, you will understand the pain.”
Li Qi could only listen. He was outnumbered. He snorted and said, "Can you sit properly? This chair is for sitting, not squatting."
"Leave me alone."
"Okay I'm sorry."
Hong Tianjiu took a step forward and squatted down.
You are deliberately bullying me. Li Qi looked at the four young masters and thought, maybe Fan Shaobai is a little more normal. He immediately said: "Fat man, please stop squatting. I'm afraid this chair can't bear it."
"Brother, don't worry, I don't like squatting."
Zhou Hua was so fat that he never stood when he could sit, and never sat when he could lie down. He quickly found a good seat and sat down.
Hong Tianjiu said excitedly: "Brother Li, if you encountered anything interesting during this expedition, please tell us about it."
"Yeah yeah."
Zhou Hua said with great interest.
Li Qi said angrily: "What interesting things will happen in that place where birds don't poop?"
Hong Tianjiu shook his head hurriedly and said: "Brother Li, you can't say that, even a bird can't poop. This is quite interesting in itself."
"Well...."
Li Qi broke out in a cold sweat, this Xiaojiu has become quite abnormal again!
Gao Yanei said with a lustful light in the corner of his eyes: "It doesn't matter if the bird doesn't poop, it is still a country after all, and there must be women."
Li Qi said cautiously: "What do you mean?"
Gao Yanei rubbed his hands and said hehe: "We are all men. Who do you think you can hide? It's impossible that you didn't even bring back a woman. We don't want any gifts. Just give one to each of us."
.”
Your mother thinks that I am a human trafficker, and you share one with each other. Li Qi said angrily: "A gift? I went to fight, you asked me for a gift, are you crazy? Also, you just got Su
Not long ago, my daughter has been raised for you, and you miss women again. I beg you to have some conscience."
Gao Yanei looked at Li Qi with resentment and said: "You think I thought, it was just an accident, and I haven't touched a woman for several months. Besides, I just want to see what the women in Jiaozhi look like."
Look, please don't be so stingy, okay? Last time we went to attack the Kingdom of Jin, we didn't help our brothers bring back a few women."
Attacking the Kingdom of Jin? Are we going to be beaten? Li Qi was speechless for a while and said: "I solemnly tell you now, no."
"Li Qi, you are so unloyal."
Gao Yanei said with an aggrieved look: "A few of us fought with the National People's Congress for your woman, but you completely forgot about us."
Hong Tianjiu said excitedly: "Brother, you don't know that not long after you left, there was a birdman who wanted to pursue Mrs. Qin---."
Zhou Hua exclaimed and said, "Xiaojiu, why are you talking? How can you still call me Mrs. Qin now? You should be called Mrs. Li."
This fat guy is so cute.
Li Qi couldn't help but give two thumbs up in his heart.
"Yes, yes, it's Mrs. Li." Hong Tianjiu continued: "Brother, you dared to rob your woman. That's okay. When we found out, we beat the guy severely. Later, he dared to sue
We, in the end, my brother just quit the show with just one word."
Gao Yanei said cheerfully: "I'm so awesome."
What's so great? You are just pretending to be a tiger. But no matter what, Li Qi was very satisfied with this. His face softened a bit and said: "I'm not going to hide it from you, I really don't even have a woman with me. Where in the world is this?"
The women are as beautiful as the women from our Song Dynasty."
Gao Yanei cheered and argued: "But everyone has their own taste. You can't judge people by their appearance."
Damn it! I judge people by their appearance? You---you are truly the leader of the obscene cult, and every word is philosophical! Li Qi was filled with helplessness.
Chai Cong suddenly said: "That's not true. Since the Li Dynasty has perished, according to the rules, you should escort the Jiaozhi royal family to Bianliang."
"this---!"
Li Qi suddenly woke up and was speechless for a moment.
Gao Yanei was furious and said: "Li Qi, I must have misjudged you. You actually want to monopolize such a huge royal family. Wow, how can you be so greedy? It's so perverted."
Li Qi suddenly stood up and roared: "What qualifications do you have to call me lewd? Believe it or not, I will fight you to the death."
Gao Yanei said tit for tat: "Fight if you win. If you win, the Queen of Jiaozhi will be mine."
Li Qi was really happy, and laughed and said: "The Queen is already fifty or sixty years old, what do you want?"
"Ah? This---this is a bit big." Gao Yanei said: "What about the Crown Princess?"
"Then the prince is only five or six years old, what do you think?"
"Uh... In such a large royal family, they can't all be old women in their fifties or sixties."
Hong Tianjiu said: "Brother, what are you in a hurry? Brother Li is here, and those people must be here too. Let's just go pick it up."
"Wonderful, wonderful."
Gao Yanei smiled lewdly and nodded.
Li Qi hurriedly said: "Don't mess around, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind. I am sending them to Beijing on the emperor's order. This is no joke. I will tell the captain later. You can decide on your own."
.”
Gao Yanei said displeasedly: "God knows this and you know it and I know it. It's fine. It's the most embarrassing thing to sue your parents."
Chai Cong interjected again: "Why don't you worry, this person will definitely live in my country in the Song Dynasty. Are you afraid that you won't have a chance?"
"Yes!" Gao Yanei's eyes lit up and he said, "Chai Cong, you understand me."
"Get out! I don't know you very well."
Gao Yanei was not annoyed at all and kept giggling.
After just one conversation with these idiots, Li Qi felt as if he had traveled thousands of miles. He was exhausted both physically and mentally, so he stood up and said, "Okay, I'm a little tired after traveling all day. Let's go back to the house first."
Take a rest. Let’s have a good chat tomorrow.”
Hong Tianjiu said hurriedly: "Why wait until tomorrow? Let's take care of you tonight, big brother!"
"yes."
Li Qi said angrily: "Get out! I didn't pay for it."
"Of course."
"Shaobai is not here."
Yanei and Xiaojiu are worthy of being the ancestors of Overlord Dinner.
...
...
That night, the mid-level courtyard was brightly lit. The house was even more lively.
Li Shishi, Li Qingzhao, Su Yun and other women were waiting for Zhao Jingyan, Liu Yunxi and Yin in the hall above.
Moreover, Li Qi, Gui Jiulang, Gao Yanei and the others were drinking and spanking down there.
"Five, fifteen. Haha, Xiaowen, you lost again, drink up."
Shen Wen and Gao Yanei were about the same age, so they quickly got along with each other and were about to become brothers.
Li Qi looked worried, fearing that Shen Wen would be led astray by these boys.
"Xiaowen, you are so old, why haven't you gotten married yet?"
Gao Yanei couldn't help being curious when he heard that Shen Wen didn't even have a wife, let alone children.
Shen Wen's face turned red and he said, "Brother, do you have it?"
"My children are more than ten."
Gao Yanei said carelessly.
Gui Jiulang sat on the edge and heard a flash of guilt in his eyes. He thought to himself, I ignored this at the beginning. I must not let Wen'er follow my old path again.
Seeing that all of them were married and starting businesses, Shen Wen looked slightly inferior and said, "Brother, you are so awesome."
"That's what everyone says."
Gao Yanei patted his chest and said, "But don't worry, when we get to Bianliang, my brother will take you to Yingchun Tower for a few days of fun."
Zhou Hua said cheerfully with a shy belly: "Xiao Wen, that Yingchun Tower is really fun."
All the idiots showed lewd smiles one after another.
Li Qi covered his face with his hands, knowing that it would turn out like this, and whispered to Kaijiulang: "I'm not very familiar with them, really."
Kaijiulang didn't understand, but he didn't stop him. He thought Shen Wen should know something about this colorful world, and his ideas were always so different.
After a while, Gao Yanei suddenly jumped to Gui Jiulang's side and said: "Uncle Wei, my nephew gives you a drink."
Weird uncle?
Li Qi broke into a cold sweat.
Gui Jiulang chuckled, raised his glass and touched it with Gao Yanei, then drank it all in one gulp.
Gao Yanei said again: "Uncle Wei, how old are you this year?"
Gui Jiulang asked curiously: "Why do you ask this?"
"Hey, I just want to ask how old you were when you were born Xiaowen. Tsk tsk, you are so old and strong, admirable. My nephew is very interested in this aspect. You can teach me."
"puff!"
Li Qi couldn't hold it back and spit out a mouthful of tea on the spot. These guys are really top-notch, much more powerful than me.
Gui Jiulang smiled and said: "Okay. I will teach you some tricks someday."
Wow! When did the old weirdo become so arrogant? He is not like this to me. Could it be that the sophomore in high school has become so cute that all men, women and children can take advantage of him? Li Qi was stunned for a moment.
"Wow haha, weird uncle, when my nephew saw you the first time, he thought you were so kind. From the bottom of his heart, my nephew is very happy that little brother Xiao Wen can have such a loving father like you. Come on, come on, my nephew will pay homage again. One drink for you."
Hong Tianjiu, Zhou Hua and the others winked at each other. They couldn't let one person in the office take advantage of this. They quickly picked up their wine glasses and squatted down next to Gui Jiulang. They all had flattering smiles on their faces, which made people feel cautious.
"Uncle Wei, my nephew respects you."
"My nephew, do it first as a courtesy."
One is sweeter than the other.
Gui Jiulang always accepts everyone who comes, and he has a very good drinking capacity. Of course, this is if Ma Qiao is excluded.
Li Qi looked confused. Could it be that the old monster has really changed his gender?
Just as this idea came to his mind, he suddenly heard an ouch and saw Gao Yanei suddenly cover his stomach, his face turned red instantly, and he said repeatedly: "It can't be done, it can't be done, I have to excuse you first."
After saying that, he held his hips and ran outside.
"Ouch. I can't do it either."
Hong Tianjiu followed closely.
When they saw Zhou Hua, Xu Fei and the others ran out one by one, they covered their stomachs. Only Chai Cong, who was sitting in the corner pretending to be cool, was fine.
With a smile on his face, Wei Jiulang raised his glass to the drunkard and said, "Drunkard, let's have a drink as two enemies."
As soon as the drunkard raised his glass, he took it back and said, "You won't do anything to me, will you?"
"You don't have to drink. I'll do it first as a courtesy."
Gui Jiulang laughed and drank it all in one gulp.
Originally, the drunkard just said it casually, but when Gui Jiulang said this, he really seemed a little hesitant.
I have to say, this old man is really cunning.
It turned out that everything just now was an illusion. Li Qi wiped a cold sweat, picked up the teacup, and then put the teacup down again. He thought to himself that he should try to eat at the same table with this old monster as little as possible in the future. It was really torturous. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!