The first thousand four hundred and ninety-one chapters of the swords combined, failed!
It is indeed a classic.(
The kitchen immediately became quiet. Several beauties turned their attention to Li Qi, but there was no admiration in their eyes like before. Not only that, there was also a trace of contempt.
As soon as I heard this, I knew that it was either Gao Yanei or Li Qi who said it. There would never be a third person in the world who could say this. In view of Gao Yanei's talent, it was probably Li Qi who said it.
In fact, Li Qi knew in his heart that he must have said this, but he couldn't remember when he said it.
In fact, he said this unintentionally a few years ago, when he first taught Yi Nu to make dumplings (see Chapter 705 for details, this is a big joke), but he didn't do it at all.
Come to think of it, Feng Yinu actually still remembers it, it’s so memorable.
Li Qi, who had been wiping his sweat, finally tasted the consequences of his words today.
"This is a classic quote, it's really obscene and shameless."
Liu Yunxi is a very simple woman. Normally, she would not give Li Qi any face, nor would she understand. Unless Li Qi reminds him in advance, the terrible thing is that she will most likely keep this habit forever.
You can't admit it even to death! Li Qi nodded and said: "What Shi Niang said makes sense, but Xiao Feng Tong Xia, is this really what I said?"
Feng Yinu knew that with Li Qi's eloquence, it was definitely possible to frame her, but she was not someone to be trifled with. She blinked her beautiful eyes with a smile and said cheerfully: "Oh, maybe I remembered it wrong.
.”
Li Qi immediately said: "You must have remembered it wrong."
But Bai Qiannuo and the others only have the same meaning in their eyes, so it would be weird to believe you.
Feng Yinu said this. Li Qi wanted to clear his name but was unable to do anything. He understood in his heart and secretly glared at Feng Yinu, but the latter had already turned his attention elsewhere, which made Li Qi hate him.
It’s because I have itchy teeth, I thought to myself, it seems like I have to use my real strength when we have a debate in bed next time, don’t use too much force? No!
Bai Qiannuo said angrily: "Our husband is upright and will do what he says. He is a real man."
"That's it. That's it." Li Qi was suddenly startled and said, "Qiniang, what do you mean by that?"
Bai Qiannuo hummed softly: "Who did you go out with just now?"
"Maqiao."
"Um?"
"Uh... I met my wife on the way, so I just went with you." Li Qi confessed.
Bai Qiannuo said with a half-smile, "As the saying goes, nothing is more delicious than dumplings, and nothing more fun than sister-in-law."
Ji Hongnu and the others pursed their lips, trying hard not to laugh.
Li Qi hurriedly said: "Hey, don't get me wrong, my wife and I are still very pure."
"That will come later."
"From now on - this - things in the world are unpredictable." The more Li Qi said it, the more he felt that he had been wronged. He obviously did not play tricks on his sister-in-law. But it made him seem as if he had already gained the stolen goods. He argued: "That Qin and I
We are unfamiliar with each other and have never met each other in person, so we can't talk about an ethical relationship."
Bai Qiannuo snorted softly and said: "That---."
"Stop it, please give me some face."
Li Qi quickly lowered his head, after all, the facts were before him.
Bai Qiannuo glanced at Li Qi, with a smile on her lips, "The master of the harem, that's all. In fact, she had acquiesced in the unclear drama between Li Qi and Wang Yao a long time ago, but now she has to
Put pressure on Li Qi, but don't let Li Qi act like this anymore, otherwise there may not be room for her to stand in this room.
Now Bai Qiannuo started to stand up and speak, and Feng Yinu and the others also knew what to do in the future.
Women are unprecedentedly united at this moment.
However, Li Qi's face is not papery, and he is quite disdainful in his heart. What am I afraid of? In the worst case, I will just stay chaste as jade from now on. Hum!
"Dad, I've finished washing my hands."
At this time, Li Zhengxi suddenly ran in happily.
Son, you came just in time. Li Qi let out a sigh of relief and said, "Come on, come on, daddy will teach you how to make dumplings."
Li Zhengxi raised his head and said, "But daddy, it seems you haven't washed your hands yet."
"puff!"
Bai Qiannuo burst into laughter and muttered, "I really don't know who misled this young man."
Li Qiquan pretended not to hear and said hehe: "As expected of my son, he is really observant. Very good, very good. The reason why dad didn't wash his hands was actually intentional. He just wanted to see Zhengxi if you could correct dad's mistakes. Remember.
The kitchen is the cleanest place in the world. The first thing you do when entering the kitchen is to wash your hands."
Li Zhengxi nodded seriously and said, "Yes, I have remembered it."
But Bai Qiannuo and the others looked at Li Qi angrily. This man was really hopeless. He even deceived his own son.
Can this be called cheating? This is called establishing the image of a father as wise and mighty. I can’t let my son know that as a father, I sometimes forget to wash my hands. Then he should remember it all the time. Besides, I don’t forget, I just
You were scared just now. Li Qi didn't care at all and went to wash his hands outside while swaying his hips triumphantly.
After a while, Li Qi walked in wearing an apron and a high hat. In one word, handsome!
Li Qi didn't want to play with them this time. The kitchen was his holy place to pick up girls. He held the rolling pin in his hand, sprinkled the starch on it, and started rolling it out immediately. His movements were very smooth. He couldn't have done it without ten years of hard work.
arrive.
Bai Qiannuo looked at it carefully and thought, I still don't believe this dumpling is so difficult to make.
In just a moment, Li Qi saw five dumplings placed in front of him: horseshoe dumplings, egg dumplings, clam dumplings, ingot dumplings, and crescent moon dumplings.
You can guess its name from its appearance without even asking.
It can be said that it lives up to its name.
Li Zhengxi clapped his little hands excitedly and said, "Wow! Daddy is so awesome."
Li Qi waved his hand coquettishly.
Bai Qiannuo glanced at the dumplings made by Li Qi, and then at the dumplings made by herself. Her cheeks looked like they were rouged.
Sample! There is no place for you to show off in the kitchen, and the boudoir is just about the same. Li Qi said to Li Zhengxi: "Son, how much have you learned?"
Li Zhengxi thought for a moment and said distressedly: "Dad, you wrapped things up too quickly just now. The child didn't remember."
"It's okay, it's okay. Daddy didn't pay attention. Daddy will be slower. You can see clearly this time."
Just now it was just showmanship, this time it was the real teaching. This time Li Qi used the simplest method and slowly taught it again. He asked again: "Son, have you learned it?"
Li Zhengxi was unsure and said, "My son, let's try it first."
Li Qi smiled and said, "How about you compete with your seventh aunt."
Li Zhengxi immediately shouted: "Okay. Okay."
Bai Qiannuo was surprised: "You want me to compete with Zhengxi?"
Li Zhengxi looked at Bai Qiannuo with wide eyes and said, "Seventh Aunt, don't you want to compete with Zhengxi?"
"Ah---how---how did it happen? Okay---okay."
I wonder how Qiniang could bear to refuse such a cute child.
Li Qi suppressed his laughter and said, "Let's get started." He thought to himself, my son, I will save my breath and poke Xiao Qi's energy.
Soon, the big one and the small one started.
Ji Hongnu, as a mother, naturally came over to watch the battle. Feng Yinu, Yelu Guyu, and Liu Yunxi also gathered around.
Bai Qiannuo was under great pressure. Although she had never been in the kitchen, this was by no means a reason to lose to a three-and-a-half-year-old child. She was already sweating before rolling it twice.
Li Zhengxi stood on the small bench and rolled the small rolling pin seriously. Although his hands were small and his control was not as good as Bai Qiannuo's, the rolling was very balanced. Youdao means slow work and careful work.
Li Qi looked at Li Zhengxi rolling out the dough, and for a moment, he seemed to see himself as a child. The first time he learned to make dumplings, he was also standing on a small stool, but he was not as casual as Li Zhengxi. His father was very interested in cooking.
The requirements are very demanding, even when teaching his own son.
Li Qike was not lucky enough to learn how to make dumplings the first time he learned to cook. He started with the most basic steps of washing rice and cooking. From that moment on, as long as he was at home, he was the one washing rice, cooking, and washing dishes.
After cooking for a year and watching the fire for a year, he started to learn to make noodles and dumplings. He didn't cook for the first time until he was five or six years old. The first dish he cooked, I still remember, was tofu.
Because tofu is easy to cut, but it requires very high heat.
Therefore, he was able to win the title of the youngest chef king in the world later, and became the signature of a five-star restaurant, and now he won the title of Golden Knife Chef King. This is not just due to talent, but because people see him
What you see is always his most glorious side.
However, he will definitely not teach his son like his father. He still intends to let Zhengxi develop freely. You can do whatever you want in the future, as long as you don't be like Gao Yanei. This is his minimum expectation.
After a while, Li Zhengxi and Bai Qiannuo both made a dumpling.
In terms of appearance, it's not that great.
This made Feng Yinu, Ji Hongnu and the others unable to make their own judgments.
This person is really not all-powerful. Bai Qiannuo is indeed very smart, there is no doubt about it, but she really has no talent in the kitchen.
Li Qi stepped forward to take a look, hummed, and glanced at Bai Qiannuo secretly. Seeing her looking at him nervously, he pretended to look at him for a while, and then said: "I think friendship comes first, and competition comes second."
.”
Bai Qiannuo suddenly looked ashamed and buried her head deeply into the towering twin peaks.
Li Zhengxi didn't understand Li Qi's euphemism and asked: "Dad, how are the children doing?"
Li Qidao: "Although your dumplings are tightly wrapped, there is too little meat filling, the inside is empty, and the skin is a bit thick. But I can't blame you. You can wrap it like this for the first time, which is already very impressive."
Li Zhengxi asked again: "What about the seventh aunt?"
Li Qi smiled and said: "Qiyi's is just the opposite of yours. It has too much meat filling and the skin is too thin. I think she must think that the more meat filling the dumplings have, the more delicious it will be. I don't know how many years I haven't eaten meat."
Already."
Bai Qiannuo seemed to have been struck by what he said, and his neck turned red.
Li Qi also stopped, stepped forward and gently hugged Qiniang's shoulders, facing Feng Yinu and the others and said: "Actually, I'm very touched that you can stand here. This is not a business or a competition, as long as
What you cook is the most delicious food to me."
The girls were so moved that they were confused.
Li Qi added: "But you must remember that delicious food is your lifetime patent and will never disappear, because your husband is a chef. Of course, being able to cook for you is also the greatest happiness of my life."
"
The girls' hearts felt as if they were filled with honey, and the eyes of the innocent Hongnu were moist. She had never been able to resist Li Qi's sweet words. With just these words, no matter how delicious the food was, it was nothing more than that.
Li Qi patted Li Zhengxi's little head and said: "Son, you are here to learn how to make dumplings from Qi Aunt, while dad is cooking."
Bai Qiannuo squeaked and gave Li Qi a roll of his eyes.
Li Qi laughed, let go of Bai Qiannuo, came to the stove, and picked up a bucket. He said to Liu Yunxi, "Shi Niang, how about we join forces with our swords today?"
When Liu Yunxi heard this, his heart was full of joy, and he nodded slightly. He immediately took out a needle bag from the bag. He took out the three longest needles. He lowered his head and observed it, and then quickly took action, and the needles entered the water.
.Not even a little splash of water.
Even Li Qi was amazed. It wasn't that he didn't want to learn this move, but it was really a waste of too much effort. He asked himself that he couldn't spare the time, so he put his hands into the barrel, only to see that he was holding a ten-pound fish in his hands.
The jealous fish is heavy, and the jealous fish has three awning needles inserted into its body, and it is motionless, as if it is asleep.
This fish is also called flower bass. It usually lives in the sea, but it comes to freshwater to spawn in early spring. At this time, the fish has the most delicious meat and is the most delicious freshwater fish in early spring.
Li Zhengxi asked curiously: "Is this fish dead?"
Ji Hongnu smiled and said, "It was your tenth aunt who used a needle to make the fish fall asleep."
Li Zhengxi clapped his hands and shouted: "Ten aunt is really amazing."
Liu Yunxi smiled and said: "If Zhengxi wants to learn, Aunt Ten can teach you."
Li Zhengxi nodded vigorously.
Li Qi smiled and shook his head. He put the sea bass on the chopping board and picked out a sharp knife. When Liu Yunxi took off the needle, Li Qi held the fish with one hand and held a knife on the side of the fish one centimeter away from the gills.
I made a shallow cut vertically and slowly pulled out the fish line, but the fish didn't react at all.
Feng Yinu suddenly said coquettishly: "Husband, you two swords are combined, a man loves a concubine, what should we do?"
Now that The Condor has ended, everyone understands the meaning of these two swords.
Li Qi shook his hand and almost didn't cut it. This girl was getting more and more attractive. He kept shaking his hand and said with a smile: "How about we dance a song later? My husband has recently studied
Let’s do a set of face-to-face dances, it’s very exciting.”
"Surface dance?"
You can imagine this without asking. Feng Yinu turned red with embarrassment, how could he dare to tease Li Qi.
Yelu Gu asked eagerly: "What about me?"
"You --- as long as you don't fall, any position will do." Li Qi said, his eyes lit up, he held a kitchen knife in his hand, put on a very aggressive pose, and said excitedly: "Ladies, otherwise, tonight we
Let’s unite the swords once.”
.......
"Zhengxi, let's start making dumplings."
"Um."
"Sister Bone Desire, do you still have meat fillings there?"
"I don't have any more here. I'll cut some more, pack some more later, and send some to the servants."
"Sister Hongnu, get me some water."
"oh."
How could you do this! Although Poss kept himself very perfect, it was a pity that no one was watching. A cold wind blew by, and the top hat trembled slightly. Li Qi lowered his head and sighed, looking at the kitchen knife in his hand. The chef is a chef after all, not Wei Xiaobao.
!
It really is as desolate as it is.
The ladies have already told Li Qi through actions not to think too much and just cook with peace of mind.
Li Qi could only put his resentment on the spatula. The Golden Knife Chef concentrated his attention and his speed was amazing. In a short while, all the dishes were served.
Although Li Qi is rich, he can have all the delicacies in this world, but what he hates most is waste, so he doesn't cook many dishes, only four. After all, there are dumplings. Making too many is a waste. One dish
Chicken soup, a vegetable, a fish, and a lamb chop, not much, but the price is exquisite.
A large round table, Bai Qiannuo, Feng Yinu, Ji Hongnu, Liu Yunxi, Yelv Guyu, five beauties sat down together, the firelight from the fireplace shone on their faces, they were really beautiful.
It was probably the most reunion dinner since Li Qi arrived in the Song Dynasty.
Li Zhengxi was not tall enough, so Ji Hongnu gave him some food and asked him to eat on the low table on the side.
Although the four dishes looked a bit shabby, the bursts of heat emanating from the soup stock in which the dumplings were soaked more than made up for it.
"Come on, come on, fill it all up."
Li Qi, the head of the family, started to speak, and asked the ladies to fill up their glasses with wine. They began to fantasize in their minds, when you are all drunk, see who can stop your husband's swords from combining.
"Husband, let's just drink tea."
"Tea?"
Li Qi opened his eyes and blurted out: "No."
Ji Hongnu asked curiously: "Why not?"
"This---." Li Qi hesitated for a moment and then said: "It's natural to drink some wine during the Chinese New Year. Drink, drink."
Feng Yinu said: "But husband, you don't drink at all. It would be bad if we women drank one glass after another."
"How could it happen?" Li Qi was worried. I must stay awake. Otherwise, how can I let you have drunken sex and do whatever you want? He continued to persuade: "It's okay, it's okay. Just don't drink all the time. Drink during the New Year.
It doesn’t matter, I approved it.”
Yelv Gu said eagerly: "Sister Feng is right. If you don't drink, how can we behave appropriately if we drink? We will all drink tea instead of the bar."
The Khitan women all said this, and Ji Hongnu and Bai Qiannuo nodded.
You just drink, I really don’t care! Li Qi was so anxious that he almost cried.
Bai Qiannuo suddenly looked at Li Qi suspiciously and said, "Husband, why are you trying to persuade us to drink today?"
As soon as these words came out, all the girls looked at Li Qi.
After all, Li Qi was also an actor. With a straight face, he said: "What do you mean? I just want you to be happy. If you don't want to drink, forget it. Come on, let's have a drink for tomorrow's great cause."
"What great cause?"
"Of course it's to give birth!"
The girls' faces were slightly red, and they hesitated for a while before shyly touching their glasses with Li Qi.
"Eat. Eat."
Li Qi was the first to use his chopsticks, and then the ladies began to eat.
The family chatted and laughed from time to time, which made Li Qi feel hot all over. He was still evil-minded and said with a smile: "Madams, what are the entertainment activities after dinner?"
"sleep."
Bai Qiannuo said simply.
Sleeping? I like it! It’s a long night and I don’t want to sleep! Li Qi’s face burst into laughter and he said: “Qiniang, you understand me. Then who will take care of me tonight?”
Bai Qiannuo smiled and said, "Me."
Li Qi's eyes turned into slits with laughter, and said: "See, do you see, Qiniang is setting an example for you. You have to work hard to have a child, you have to fight for it, you don't have to be shy all the time, this is
There is nothing wrong with following the way of heaven."
The way of heaven? Ji Hongnu and the others were already too embarrassed to raise their heads.
Li Qi added: "But Qiniang, you are a little selfish in doing this."
Bai Qiannuo took a sip of tea and said, "What do you say, husband?"
"Today is the night of reunion. You can't dominate me alone. I feel that every year on this day, we must reunite from the evening of this year to the morning of next year, which indicates that our family will be reunited. It's wonderful, wonderful, that's it.
Let’s do it.”
"no."
Bai Qiannuo answered quite simply.
"why?"
Li Qi was so anxious that he began to speak English and explained: "Why?"
Bai Qiannuo said: "We have to go to bed early tonight and get up at the fourth watch tomorrow."
"Nani? Four o'clock in the morning?" Li Qi said: "Who said this?"
"emperor."
Bai Qiannuo gave Li Qi an angry look and said, "I know you have forgotten that we have to enter the palace early tomorrow morning to attend the New Year's Day meeting, and tomorrow the emperor will announce several important resolutions to the world, the scale of which is unprecedented.
It is also very important. The emperor mentioned it more than once in the morning meeting the day before yesterday. It can be seen that the emperor attaches great importance to the New Year's Day meeting tomorrow. If you are late, you will embarrass the emperor. You can go to bed early tonight and don't think too much about it. "
I'm so excited, why should I go to bed early! Li Qi looked at Bai Qiannuo with tears in his eyes. For this reason, he couldn't object at all and could only pray.
But Bai Qiannuo didn't dare to let him do whatever he wanted and decisively refused.
ps: It’s a big chapter of nearly 6,000 words, and there’s another chapter this afternoon. It’s just 10,000 words. I’ll work harder in the future. It’s not too much to ask for a monthly pass.... (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature for more novel updates.