Li Qi was originally lucky and wanted to take advantage of the tools to be lazy, but in the end he got himself into trouble first. Sawing wood and splitting wood are all hard work. Don't use your brain. Only the construction aspect requires it.
Some special knowledge, after Qin Hui and others are finished, it will be all the work of Li Qi. Then he will go crazy.
"You didn't tell me earlier."
Li Qi glanced at Zheng Yi and Ma Qiao depressedly, then quickly walked over and said: "Everyone, everyone, please stop for a moment. I just thought about it carefully and found that this is not possible."
Qin Hui and the other three looked at Li Qi blankly.
Li Qi waved his right fist and said impassionedly: "There is a clear division of labor. This is indeed correct, but that is for some professionals. We are not professionals, so we should brainstorm and unite to create a better future. No, that is a bit
If we are far away, we should work together to build the house."
As he spoke, he suddenly glanced at the pile of materials with his peripheral vision, hurriedly walked forward, bowed and picked up a saw, and said: "It seems that the emperor is thinking the same as me. Look, there are all the tools in here. The emperor obviously wants to
Let us unite and not work in isolation, well, that must be the truth."
This god is also you, and the ghost is also you. Regardless of whether it is a god or a ghost, it is really shameless for you to involve the emperor. After Qin Hui and the others heard this, it was not easy to refuse.
Zheng Yi smiled softly and thought to himself, this Privy Councilor is really very eloquent. No matter what he understands or doesn't understand, he can always tell some truth.
Li Qi soon shamelessly participated in it, and the four of them were having sex in full swing.
More than an hour later, the preparation work was almost done. In fact, Zhao Kai was very understanding of them. The materials sent had already been processed. They only needed a little work.
But the question is, how to build this house?
"Don't count on me, I can't do it either."
Zheng Yi saw them all looking at him and hurriedly refused.
Qin Hui glanced left and right and said: "The emperor just asked us to build a house, but as for how well it was built, the emperor did not say clearly."
Mao Shu said: "But this is the former residence of the emperor's master!"
"The Emperor's former residence is being built by a few of us. I'm afraid that the Emperor's former residence ---."
Li Qi stopped talking, and the implication was that the emperor's master only had this much weight. He then said: "I agree with Qin Shaozai's words, we just do our best." At this point, he paused.
After a pause, he continued: "Otherwise, we can just make it look like a house. As for whether it can be lived in, I believe Taoist Wuji has no chance to live in it. What do you think?"
He always keeps a clear head. Whoever gives the command at this time is the leader and the one who takes the blame. Therefore, everyone must follow everyone's opinions in everything. Only in this way can the blame be leveled.
"This---is this okay?" Mao Shu said uneasily: "This may be the crime of bullying the emperor!"
Li Qidao: "Then I wonder if Dean Mao has any good ideas?"
Mao Shu shook his head.
Several people communicated with each other with their eyes, because no one dared to give orders. Mao Shu was right, this might be the crime of bullying the emperor!
Qin Hui suddenly said to Zheng Yi: "Third Secretary, regarding this---."
Before he finished speaking, Zheng Yi said: "I'm just supervising whether you have asked anyone for help. As for other aspects that have nothing to do with me, I didn't hear anything."
clear!
The few of them looked at each other again and picked up their tools at the same time. This was a silent agreement!
Since it is a model, it is easy to handle. After all, if the house is disassembled, it will only have four walls and one roof. Although I have never done this, I have at least seen it.
The four people gathered together and decided to finish the four walls and one roof first, and then add them on.
After the discussion, a few people started to work, knocking, and their bodies were soaked with sweat.
Anyway, it’s a model, not for people to live in. Just be casual. It doesn’t matter whether it leaks air or rain. The shape will be fine. The only thing you need to know is that the lengths must be consistent. You must at least
Put that roof up.
Two hours have passed, and the four walls and roof have been prepared. In fact, the roof is also two pieces. After all, it would be difficult to put it in place if it were made into one piece.
The next step is to dig a hole, bury the bottom of the wooden wall in the hole, and bury some stones to fix the sides so that they don't fall down when the wind blows. After the four walls are fixed, a few people put the roof up and hammered it as they pleased.
A few nails were inserted to ensure that the roof would not slide down.
As soon as the roof was put up, the four people's movements were surprisingly consistent. They quickly stepped back at the same time, and everyone stood ten steps away, fearing that the house would collapse. This could no longer be said to be a dangerous house. It was simply seeking money and killing people.
use.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew past, which made the four people's hearts beat loudly, fearing that the house would be blown by the wind.
Fortunately, it didn't fall.
This shows that this house can still withstand a little test.
Several people breathed out at the same time, but after this breath came out, they immediately felt that their limbs no longer belonged to them. They couldn't care less and just sat down on the ground.
"Fuck! I'm so exhausted!"
Li Qi wiped his sweat, his heart filled with curses on Zhao Kai.
After several people took a few breaths and their minds became slightly clearer, Qin Hui asked Zheng Yi: "Secretary Commander, is this possible?"
Zheng Yi stared at the room blankly, not knowing what to say. He wanted to say yes. If he accidentally hurt others, he would also be responsible. He held it in for a long time, hummed, and said: "As I am
As I just said, I am only responsible for supervising whether you did it yourself, and the rest is none of my business."
This guy is getting smarter and smarter! Li Qi snorted: "Then someone has to report to the emperor. If he comes the next day, this room--well, we always need a witness!"
The other three people nodded one after another. There was a big question mark as to whether this house could survive until tomorrow.
Zheng Yidao: "I don't know about this."
"You don't know?" Li Qi said angrily: "Then what should we do now? We can't stay here forever. Let's wait until the emperor comes to check in person. This is impossible, don't you think?"
Before Qin Hui could nod, he suddenly heard a loud shout, "The Emperor has arrived!"
Damn it! Isn’t it that exaggerated? What did I say today? This time, Li Qi didn’t believe anything he said and said angrily: “What kind of idiot is this to amuse me?”
Qin Hui looked down the mountain blankly and murmured: "Privy Councilor, okay - it seems like no one is entertaining you."
Li Qi turned around and looked pale. He saw several groups of guards standing at the foot of the mountain, and Zhao Kai, escorted by more than twenty or thirty personal guards, walked towards the mountainside. He said: "It's true.
coming."
Li Gang looked at the house worriedly and said, "This is really bad."
No matter how smart these four people are, they have no way to argue when faced with this irrefutable fact, right before their eyes.
The matter has come to this. They can only force themselves to wear their hair. This is black or white, good or bad, not all the words of the emperor. Li Qizhen hopes that in the future Chinese language books, not only will there be "The Emperor's New Clothes"
》 story, there is also an article called "The Former Residence of the Emperor's Master".
This is his wish at the moment.
Several people stood up quickly, but cautiously walked around the room and came to the front. After waiting for a while, Zhao Kai came up. Several people immediately saluted and said in unison: "I am here to see the emperor."
"No gift."
Zhao Kai did not wear a dragon robe, but a purple robe. He smiled slightly and said: "My dear friends, you have worked really hard. In fact, I have long planned to come here to repair the former residence of my mentor. It is just because of my inconvenient status and the busy government affairs in the DPRK.
, I have been unable to get out, and I really feel ashamed of my mentor's education. I originally planned to let a few craftsmen come in my place, but if this is the case, it is not enough to express my memory and gratitude to my mentor, so I let you
You didn't blame me for coming here on my behalf, right?"
"Wei Chen dare not."
Several people said in unison.
Zhao Kai nodded with a smile and said: "I have just finished busy with government affairs, and I was thinking about coming over to take a look. By the way, I would like to offer a stick of incense to express my memory of my mentor. I wonder how your house is built?"
"this---."
The four of them looked at me and I looked at you. No one dared to answer this question, because no matter how they answered, it would be wrong. You can't say that this house is a high-risk house, but you can't say that it has been built. That's really
It is the crime of deceiving the emperor!
Zhao Kai suddenly raised his eyes and said excitedly: "Hey! It's all finished. You are indeed my most trusted ministers. You always surprise me. Very good, very good. Just follow me inside."
Please offer a stick of incense to your mentor."
"Wait!"
Li Qi suddenly screamed.
Zhao Kai asked curiously: "What's wrong?"
Li Qi was sweating profusely and asked, "I didn't hear you clearly just now. Where did you say you were going, Your Majesty?"
Zhao Kai said: "Go and put incense sticks for your teacher in the house. Is there anything wrong?"
This is absolutely inappropriate! If you go like this, we will be regicide.
Li Qi wiped his sweat and looked at Qin Hui, as if to say, Young Zai, it's your turn to speak.
Qin Hui looked decisively at the two deans.
The two deans immediately lowered their heads.
Zhao Kai swept his eyes and walked toward the house.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty."
The four of them were so frightened that they broke out in cold sweat and quickly stood in front of Zhao Kai, forming a human wall.
Zhao Kai frowned and said, "What are you doing?"
How can I say this?
The four of them lowered their heads, not knowing what to say, so the four of them looked at Zheng Yi at the same time, "We did the work. From your point of view, this is not an exaggeration. After all, punishment is also punishment for us."
There was no way to escape this time. Zheng Yi smiled bitterly in his heart, stepped forward, and briefly explained to Zhao Kai the construction process of the house. In fact, it was not that complicated.
"So this is ah!"
Zhao Kai narrowed his eyes slightly when he heard this.
Li Qi and the four others hurriedly said in unison: "The humble minister is not doing well, please ask the emperor to punish him."
Zhao Kai looked at the room, sighed and said: "The four of you are the pillars of the country - by the way, do you know what the original meaning of this pillar means?" He seemed to know that they would not answer, so he pointed
He said to Qin Hui: "Qin Shaozai once served as a teacher at Taiyuan University. You should know about it. Just tell me."
Qin Hui, such a calm person, was sweating profusely now. He wiped his sweat and said: "Reporting to the emperor, the pillar refers to the largest piece of wood in the house, which is used to support the entire house."
Zhao Kai nodded and said: "Yes, my Song Dynasty is like a house. Although I am the owner of the house, I have to rely on you as the pillars to support the house. If the pillars tilt, then I may
I will be buried inside the house. And the wooden house in front of me is riddled with holes, crumbling, and may collapse at any time and bury me."
"I am incompetent and deserve death for my crime."
Everyone, including Zheng Yi, bowed their heads and said. (To be continued...)