This sudden exclamation frightened Mrs. Qin to scream, and she stood up suddenly. Unexpectedly, her mind seemed to be slow for a moment, her heels hit the corner of the table, and she lost her balance for a moment and fell backwards.
"careful."
Li Qi, with quick eyes and quick hands, put his arm around Mrs. Qin's slender but plump waist.
It looks good without sacrificing feel.
At this moment, Li Qi accurately gave his judgment. This is the difference between him and the love saint Gao Yanei. Gao Yanei's vicious eyes can replace his hands, but he has not yet reached that state.
"It's you."
Mrs. Qin was shocked and stabilized, slightly opening her sexy red lips and looking at Li Qi.
"it's me."
Li Qi responded in a daze, looking straight at Madam, and saw her with a long eyebrow, a skin like gelatin, a few red clouds on her cheeks, a pair of bright eyes, shining with hope, charming, white teeth and red lips.
, the fragrant breath came out of her mouth, it was really a luxury to look at Madam from such a close range.
Li Qi suddenly lowered his head, as if he wanted to kiss his wife.
Mrs. Qin quickly drew her head back and said, "What do you want to do?"
Li Qi was startled and realized, damn, what happened just now? This lady must know magic. He said cheerfully: "Madam, don't get me wrong, you hug me so tightly, I just want to move a little bit."
, please let me go quickly."
Let you go? Mrs. Qin's face turned red with embarrassment. But when she saw it, something was wrong. Her hands were still hanging. Instead, Li Qi's hands were tightly holding her waist. Who let go of whom?
Yeah, that's so shameless.
Mrs. Qin twisted a few times, but Li Qi refused to let go. Mrs. Qin felt ashamed and angry and said: "Your hand."
"my hand?"
Li Qi raised his left hand and said with a confused look: "My hand is here! Do you want it?"
This person obviously did it on purpose. Mrs. Qin was too lazy to talk nonsense with him and struggled a few times. But Li Qi hugged him tighter and tighter, and the distance between the two became closer and closer. Mrs. Qin said urgently: "Hurry up and let go
Leave me alone, or I won't be able to spare you."
"open?"
Li Qi thought to himself, how could I let you go so easily after holding you so hard, and said: "So you want me to let you go, then if you had told me earlier, if you let me let me go, could I not let you go? Even if you don't let me
Let me go, I will let you go, but if you want me to let go, you have to tell me first. If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want me to let you go?"
Mrs. Qin heard three black lines appear on her forehead and said, "Hurry up and let go."
As she said this, she struggled violently, but this time, Li Qi suddenly let go of her hand very honestly. With this force, Mrs. Qin's body suddenly lost weight and fell back, and she couldn't help but scream again.
Li Qi stretched out his hand and hugged Mrs. Qin over again. This time, the two of them were almost face to face, so close that Li Qi suddenly felt two soft balls on his chest and couldn't help but say: "
Madam, you have gained weight."
Mrs. Qin almost spat out a mouthful of blood and her face turned blue. She pushed hard with both hands and finally broke free.
Before she could speak, Li Qi said: "It's really a shame." But his right finger still jumped a few times, as if he was still thinking about it.
"You---you're dirty."
Mrs. Qin put one hand on her chest and pointed at Li Qi, her long fingers trembling violently.
Li Qi said unjustly: "Madam, can you please be reasonable? I was kind-hearted to save you, otherwise you would have to fall to the ground. Isn't this also obscene?"
Mrs. Qin said angrily: "Isn't this all your fault? Who allowed you to come in?"
"Aunt Wang."
Speaking of Aunt Wang, Li Qi was very stubborn and said: "Aunt Wang told me to treat this as my own home. I completely obeyed Aunt Wang's wishes and treated this as my own home, my own home, of course."
Go wherever you want."
"You---I---then you have to knock on the door too."
"I knocked! It's madam, you just didn't hear it."
"Did you knock?" Mrs. Qin said blankly.
"Of course, you were too engrossed in your thoughts and didn't hear me. I saw that the door was not closed, so I walked in. Forget it, forget it, this isn't the first time. I don't blame you, madam.
"Li Qi's acting skills are really beyond words.
It's my fault that I dare to be affectionate. Mrs. Qin also knows this problem of hers. As soon as she reads a book, she reaches a state of forgetfulness. Even when Xiao Tao went out just now, she didn't have any consciousness. She just said "Oh", until now she
After discovering that Xiao Tao was not in the house, he remembered that Xiao Tao had just gone out, and thought to himself, could this really be the case? He said, "Then have you met Xiao Tao?"
Li Qi saw that Mrs. Qin's face had softened a bit, and knew that she had been deceived by him, so he quickly said: "I met Xiao Tao at the gate of the courtyard. It was Xiao Tao who told my wife that you were in the house, but I knocked for a while and asked if you had seen her.
I felt a little anxious, so I just opened the door and walked in. When I saw that my wife was fine, I felt relieved."
Mrs. Qin looked embarrassed. It was just now clear that Li Qi was deliberately taking advantage of her. But when Li Qi didn't reach out, she had to fall to the ground. This was really difficult.
Li Qi would not give her time to sort it out. He walked forward, picked up the book on the table, and said: "Madam, what are you reading, looking at it so carefully--eh? It's not the Buddhist scriptures, it's the Five Classics.
"
Mrs. Qin's face tightened, and she quickly stepped forward and said, "Give it back to me quickly." After saying that, she took the book away from Li Qi's hand.
Li Qi chuckled and said, "Madam, don't hide it. I've seen it a long time ago. You want to help Uncle Wang."
Mrs. Qin was stunned, glanced at Li Qi awkwardly, and said, "You---how did you know?"
Li Qi pointed to the writing brush on the table and said: "Who reads a book and takes notes? But this is a good thing. Children should help their parents. This is understandable. Why is Madam hiding?"
Mrs. Qin looked ashamed, and her eyes suddenly dimmed.
Li Qi asked curiously: "Madam, did something happen?"
Mrs. Qin shook her head gently, and suddenly said with a hint of nervousness: "Li Qi, do you think I am useless?"
"this?"
Li Qi did not answer but asked: "Why do you ask, madam?"
He didn't answer the question, but Mrs. Qin understood. She sighed softly, sat down, put the book on the table, and said: "I originally wanted to help dad, but--but all the contents I proposed were rejected in the end.
Blocked it. Not only did it not help dad, it actually did a disservice."
"ah?"
Li Qi opened his eyes and said in surprise: "It turns out that those contents were all proposed by you, so I just said it. When did Uncle Wang become a Bodhisattva? It really wasted a lot of my efforts."
"What do you mean?"
Mrs. Qin looked at Li Qi suspiciously and said, "Could it be that--could it be that you blocked me?"
"hehe---."
Li Qiqian laughed a few times, then nodded and said: "Yeah---you can say that."
"Why?"
Mrs. Qin looked puzzled and said, "Can you tell me where I went wrong?"
The last time Wang Zhongling entered the Ministry of Justice, she felt deeply ashamed. Although she did not agree with Wang Zhongling entering this muddy water. But now that Wang Zhongling had made the decision, she really wanted to help her father. She happened to be engaged in ideological unification at the moment.
But he is also knowledgeable and well versed in Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism, so he feels that he can help in this regard.
In fact, like Feng Yinu and others, she wanted to do her best, but unfortunately none of the content she selected was adopted, which made her very hurt. If she couldn't even help in this regard, she didn't know what else she could do.
.
Li Qi looked at her melancholy expression and thought, it turned out that she was just worried about this. He sat down, coughed lightly and said, "I'm a little thirsty."
"Um?"
"Thirsty."
This is raising the price while sitting on the floor! Mrs. Qin glared at Li Qi, but unfortunately Li Qi lowered his head and could only comfort himself. He was a guest, and it was my duty to serve him tea.
Thinking of this, Mrs. Qin stood up and poured a cup of tea for Li Qi.
Li Qi took a sip and said, "I want to eat some fruit."
"you---."
This man was so hateful, and Mrs. Qin showed her ostrich spirit again. He was a guest, and as the host, she should bring out fruits to entertain the guests. So, she personally brought a plate of fruits.
"feed me."
As soon as these two words came out, Mrs. Qin rushed forward full of anger. This kind of situation was not uncommon. Li Qi, who was very experienced, quickly said: "This is a joke." After saying that, he quickly expressed it with actions, from
Picking up a pear from the fruit plate, he bit off most of it in one bite and said, "It's so sweet."
Mrs. Qin pursed her lips and said, "You can speak now."
"Of course. Uh...but madam, do you want to listen to lies or the truth?"
Mrs. Qin pinched her fingers with each other, hesitated for a while, and then said: "Then---then let's listen to the lies first."
She was really very nervous, so she needed a buffer.
Li Qi was stunned for a moment. This answer was beyond his expectation and said: "The lie is that you are too kind."
Kind? Forget it, it’s a lie anyway. Mrs. Qin said anxiously: “Then—then the truth.”
"Kindness is a bit too much."
"....!"
Mrs. Qin felt depressed for a while and said, "Is there any difference?"
Li Qidao: "One is too much and the other is too much. The former is praise and the latter is derogatory. Can't you hear such a big difference?"
Mrs. Qin asked: "What exactly does that mean?"
"It means that all the troubles are caused by kindness." Li Qi did not continue to whet Mrs. Qin's appetite, and said: "About the content you selected, madam, they are all too moderate. I couldn't understand it before, but now I know
It was written by Madam, so I can understand it. After all, Madam, you are well versed in the golden mean, and you also like to talk long and hard about persuading people to do good. You think in your heart that if I don’t harm others, people will never harm me. If this is us
If they want something, then there is no need for the court to reform. It can just promote Confucianism. What is reform? It is to seek change. The court wants to deny some ideas and give some ideas new meanings. To sum up, what you have said is
A meaning."
As he spoke, he pointed back and forth at himself and Mrs. Qin, "You love me and I love you."
Mrs. Qin was stunned for a moment, then opened her beautiful eyes, looking at Li Qi in surprise with a hint of anger.
"Na na na, madam, you have evil thoughts."
"My thoughts are evil?"
"Otherwise, why are you looking at me like this?" Li Qi said: "I'm talking about the universal love of Mohism. Doesn't universal love mean that you love me and I love you, and then the two won't fight? This is a
A pure thought.”
Mrs. Qin was embarrassed.
From a certain perspective, this is what universal love really means.
Just kidding, I've been cheating on myself a lot these days, but I really didn't expect that I could use the words of saints to pick up girls. I wonder who else is more talented than me.
Master Li was quite proud in his heart, but he said: "But you have to know that this is just an ideal concept. This situation cannot happen. From ancient times to the present, there has never been even a moment of universal love in the world.
Because human nature is very complex, there are good people and evil people, and governing a country is a very real thing. If you apply idealism to a real world, this will not work. What we want is very real.
Practical stuff, not rhetoric."
As he spoke, he changed the subject and said: "Madam, you are a very kind person. Maybe in your eyes, the world is as pure as your eyes, but the reality is that you live in a very complex world, with a person who possesses all kinds of emotions and six desires.
In this world, trying to change others through influence is tantamount to a foolish old man moving mountains."
Mrs. Qin gave a bitter smile and said, "You don't need to comfort me. I know what kind of person I am." After a pause, she said reluctantly: "Can't I help you at all?
"
"Who said that."
Li Qidao: "You can write stories. Stories can increase the sales of Song Dynasty Times Weekly, which will help Uncle Wang do publicity. By the way, speaking of this story, I recently conceived a story about human-animal love.