The first thousand five hundred and twenty-six chapters of the millennium
"nonsense."
Mrs. Qin felt very embarrassed. She rolled her eyes at Li Qi and said angrily: "Do you think I really want to become a monk? You said it last time. It was just to escape." After saying this, she sounded like a child.
Mosquitoes moan.
Li Qi exclaimed: "Am I wrong? My wife is so evasive when it comes to a good match, but if it's a bad match, she will become a monk as soon as possible."
This was clearly meant! Mrs. Qin turned her head slightly and dodges: "What - what good relationship or bad relationship? Are you telling a story or are you talking about me?"
Li Qi smiled slightly and said: "Good-looking stories will definitely resonate with readers. Stories are also people, and people are also stories. It is difficult to distinguish clearly."
"Strong words to make sense." Mrs. Qin snorted lightly, but then asked curiously: "Then - how did Bai Suzhen choose?"
"Bai Suzhen!"
Li Qi paused for a moment and said, "What do you think, madam?"
Mrs. Qin hesitated for a moment and said, "I will definitely look for Xu Xuan."
Li Qi let out a sigh and said, "How do you know?"
Mrs. Qin snorted, then pursed her lips and said, "If you don't look for it, how can you write this story?"
Yes, how could I ask such an idiotic question? This time it was Li Qi's turn to be embarrassed. He gave a thumbs up and said, "Madam, you are so smart."
"Nowhere near as good as you."
Mrs. Qin smiled calmly and said, "Are you still going to tell a story? If not---."
"Say, of course!"
Li Qi didn't wait for Mrs. Qin to finish what she said, and immediately shouted that he didn't know where to go if he didn't tell her. Telling love stories was much more interesting than talking about Confucius and Mencius, so he immediately continued talking.
As expected, Bai Suzhen met Xiao Qing next, and she and Xiao Qing came to the edge of the West Lake to look for someone they were destined to be. When Li Qi mentioned that Xiao Qing was pranking Xu Xuan, Mrs. Qin couldn't help laughing and said: "This Xiao Qing is still...
It's really naughty, but Xu Xuan is a little too honest."
"like me."
Li Qi said with a simple and honest face.
Mrs. Qin's chest suddenly shrugged a few times. She suddenly picked up a pen and wrote a few words on the white paper next to her. Then she brought it to Li Qi, pursed her lips and said, "Send it to you."
"Wow! Madam, when did you become so smart? You even took the initiative to give me gifts. It's rare, rare."
Li Qi couldn't wait to pick it up and read it. Since it was in traditional Chinese characters, he read it for a while and then read it word by word: "天-不-know-shame."
As soon as these words came out, Mrs. Qin couldn't hold back. She burst into laughter and burst into laughter, like a pear blossom blooming, looking forward to the brilliance. It was exactly the rhinoceros with sharp hair and white teeth, double moths and green eyebrows, and plain skin as if it were gelatin.
Li Qi's heart was moved when he saw it, and then he pursed his lips and said: "Madam's handwriting is getting more and more beautiful!"
Mrs. Qin covered her lips and smiled: "But your lies are getting worse and worse. If Xu Xuanyuan is like you, the white lady will definitely not choose him."
But in reality, the white lady has chosen me, so what can you do to me? Li Qi let out a long sigh and said, "I understand."
Mrs. Qin was stunned and said: "What do you understand?"
"It turns out Madam likes this tune."
"Tune?"
"It's just that you like honest people, madam."
Mrs. Qin's face was slightly red and she said: "What's the problem? Honest people naturally have good character and will naturally attract people to like them. On the contrary, those who are glib and talkative will only make people hate them."
Can this story continue?
Li Qi covered half of his face with one hand and said depressedly: "Madam, you have other intentions!"
Mrs. Qin was stunned for a moment, then understood and said, "I didn't tell you anything."
"real?"
Li Qi said happily.
Mrs. Qin gave a perfunctory hum and said, "Slick-tongued is no longer enough to describe you."
"Well...."
Li Qidao: "I don't know whether this is a compliment or a derogation?"
Mrs. Qin thought for a while and said: "The golden mean."
"Dominion means impartiality." Li Qi clicked his tongue and said, "You are still derogatory. If you follow this statement, then I will make you feel disgusted."
"ah?"
Mrs. Qin's cheeks turned red and she hesitated: "I--I didn't say that."
"Then what do you mean?"
Li Qi wanted to break the casserole and ask the truth. In fact, he also wanted to know what kind of person he was in Madam's heart.
Mrs. Qin said: "What's there to say?"
Li Qi said with certainty: "This is about my personality. If I don't understand it, how can I sleep well?"
Mrs. Qin said very implicitly: "I remember you said before that there is no business without treachery. You must also think that you are not an honest person. So, I feel the same way."
Li Qi said depressedly: "Have I ever said this?"
"A lot of people have heard of it."
Li Qi nodded and said: "I admit that I am not an honest person, but you know, how can an honest person do business?"
Mrs. Qin immediately said: "Look, you said that before, I didn't say it nonsense."
Li Qi curled his lips and said, "I'm asking you now if you hate me."
Mrs. Qin wiped her forehead with a handkerchief and said, "Well --- at the beginning, I did feel a little disgusted."
"That came later."
"Later, I gave up."
"give up?"
Li Qi was almost going crazy and said: "You mean I've made you hate me so much that you gave up. Omg, madam, please take off your clothes quickly. Oh no, take off the belt. I'm going to hang myself from the beam."
Mrs. Qin spat and said, "Don't you have a belt yourself?"
"I just want a complete corpse. Could it be that Madam can't satisfy me even with this? It's so chilling."
It's weird to believe you. Mrs. Qin rolled her eyes at him and said, "Okay, okay, I didn't mean that."
"Then what do you mean?"
"Why do you ask so clearly?"
"This personality is just like my chastity, and my chastity is as important as my life. In other words, my personality is the same as my life. You can tell me whether it is serious or not."
"You're just messing around."
"Remember I said you looked like this when you had a tryst with Zheng Er."
"Can this be the same?"
"Of course it's the same. Didn't I say that character is like chastity?"
Mrs. Qin was completely defeated and saw that Li Qi had already squatted on the chair. She said: "If I hate you, do you think you can still squat on this chair?"
Li Qi lowered his head and looked, Damn it, when did a sophomore in high school infect me with this bad habit? He quickly sat down and asked again: "But madam, you just said you hate dishonest people. I asked myself that you are a bit dishonest.
Then why don't you hate me? You are obviously trying to deal with me."
It's over, it's over!
Mrs. Qin rolled her eyes and thought to herself, if she didn't praise him a few words today, I'm afraid he wouldn't give up, so she said: "I didn't deal with you. Although you are dishonest and glib, you are still very kind-hearted. Back then,
You saved many people when you were in Zuixianju, and when the Jin soldiers surrounded Kaifeng, you also bravely went to the front line to protect the people in the city. How bad can such a person be, no matter how bad he is?
To paraphrase a sentence from The Legend of the Condor Heroes, it means that the great chivalrous person serves the country and the people, whether it is Guo Jing or Yang Guo, although they have some mistakes in small matters, they still stick to their principles when it comes to big rights and wrongs.
He is a very remarkable person, and so are you."
These words are really not perfunctory. This is her evaluation of Li Qi. If Li Qi is really a villain who is greedy for power and does all kinds of evil, no matter how much money Li Qi helps her make or how much help he does, she will not
Maybe I have been getting along with Li Qi so far, no matter how many conflicts there are in personality, we must have common principles in matters of right and wrong. Otherwise, we can't even be friends, let alone lovers.
Just like Li Qingzhao, she would never fall in love with someone who betrayed the country, no matter how talented the other person was. Zhao Mingcheng's repeated escapes really chilled her heart and even made her feel desperate for a time, even though she was once
She loved Zhao Mingcheng so much that even if Zhao Mingcheng secretly took a concubine, she could find a reason to excuse him, but running away in the middle of the battle was something Li Qingzhao could never accept.
The same is true for Mrs. Qin. She cannot fall in love with a ruthless person. This has nothing to do with anything else but because she is a very kind woman.
In fact, she did hate Li Qi at the beginning. After all, Li Qi was a selfish businessman at that time. But since Li Qi started to help the refugees, she slowly changed her view of Li Qi. Later, Li Qi
Leading the troops to defend Kaifeng, she felt a little admiration or other feelings in her heart.
Therefore, even if Li Qi later hurt her father-in-law and his family, she did not blame Li Qi too much, because Li Qi did not do anything wrong in big matters, but did not do everything perfectly in small details. However, she grew up from a
If you look at this from the perspective of a bystander, if you are involved in it, you may have a different view.
"Haha, I am so good!" Li Qi laughed a few times, and then said shyly: "But Madam, I'm embarrassed to say it so directly. You know I'm rather thin-skinned.
, and has always been very low-key, otherwise---you express it in a tactful way."
Mrs. Qin had the urge to vomit blood, and her beautiful eyes were wide open, as if to say, don't push yourself too far.
The lady's power was very powerful, and she immediately transformed into a queen. After all, she was once the head of the family. Li Qi also quickly stopped and said: "Then---leave it for next time.
Let’s continue telling the story.”
That's pretty much it.
Mrs. Qin was relieved in her heart, but after saying these words, she felt much more relaxed all over and picked up the pen again.
After a while, Li Qi talked about the meeting between Bai Suzhen and Xu Xuan on the boat. This can be said to be the first chapter in the book. As Li Qi spoke, a song suddenly appeared in his mind and he suddenly stopped,
He said excitedly: "Madam, I will sing a song for you."
This story is well told, but what kind of song is it singing!
Mrs. Qin looked at Li Qi in astonishment.
Li Qi also realized that there was something wrong with what he said, and changed his words: "This song is the next plot, and it is the essence of the whole story, so I have no choice but to show off my golden voice. Don't get too obsessed with it.
Many girls wanted to commit themselves to me because they heard my singing, but I rejected them all. It can be said that my singing has broken the hearts of thousands of girls."
Mrs. Qin heard what he said was so magical, she spat and said, "You can sing if you want, I don't care."
I just sang this rap, but at the first note, Li Qi broke it, and he broke it very cleanly.
Mrs. Qin first looked at Li Qi with wide eyes. After a while, she couldn't help it anymore and started giggling. Her chest was shaking so hard that the waves were still the same as before.
The most embarrassing thing about singing is undoubtedly the broken voice.
Day. How could I make the same mistake as Xiao Shenyang and actually get high? Li Qi La said with a dark face: "Isn't it funny?"
Mrs. Qin pursed her lips tightly, her pretty face turned red from suppressing it, and she was speechless. She just shook her head tremblingly.
Damn it, this is such a shame and humiliation! Li Qi secretly complained to himself, and said: "It was just an accident. I have won awards for singing before. Really, I won't lie to you. It's all because I haven't opened my voice yet. This time
This loss of face was so great that Li Qi just wanted to regain his face as soon as possible and couldn't help but straighten his back.
Mrs. Qin almost laughed out loud when she saw him like this.
"Ah---ah---ah----, the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, the sky is in March... If we are destined to come thousands of miles to meet each other, but if we are not destined to meet each other, it is difficult to hold hands. After ten years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation together
Pillow sleep......"
It is no exaggeration to say that Li Qi can sing this song backwards. This song can be said to be a memory of his childhood. Of course, he will never sing this song in later generations. It is too easy to reveal his age.
But he is not a shy person, and he doesn't care whether others like it or not. What he sings is joyous.
Mrs. Qin thought it was quite funny at first, but as she listened, a hint of emotion suddenly appeared on her face, and she murmured: "We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, but if we are not destined to meet each other, it is difficult to hold hands. It takes ten years to cross the same boat, and it takes a hundred years to cultivate."
Sleep together."
At this time, Li Qi had actually finished singing, and happened to hear Madam's muttering to herself. He couldn't help but stare at Madam, thinking that if we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, we can sleep together in a hundred years, but here I am.
Meeting her here after a whole thousand years, what kind of fate is this?
At this moment, Mrs. Qin raised her eyelids slightly, and the two of them looked at each other. There was something similar in their eyes. They were both stunned. Mrs. Qin's cheeks suddenly felt dizzy and she looked away.
I traveled through thousands of years and came here. If I can't even sleep together, wouldn't I be worse than Xu Erdu? Then I might as well commit suicide. I've got this silly girl. Li Qi coughed lightly and asked with a smile.
: "Madam, how did I sing?"
"It's--it's okay."
Mrs. Qin said casually.
Li Qi shook his head and said, "But I don't think it's possible yet."
"Um?"
Mrs. Qin blurted out: "When did you become so honest?" But as soon as the words came out, she realized something was wrong and hurriedly said: "I didn't mean that."
Who are you? It’s so hurtful to people’s self-esteem. I, the God of Bathhouse Singer, am not a name I deserve in vain. Li Qi sighed: “Actually, when I designed this song, I planned for a man and a woman to sing together. I can’t sing this mood by myself.”
.”
Mrs. Qin looked strange and said, "What do you mean by this?"
Li Qi said excitedly: "You can sing with me."
Mrs. Qin immediately waved her sleeves and decisively refused: "Don't even think about it, I won't sing anymore." (To be continued...)
ps: Don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious, there will be another update in two minutes. This year is the first day of the New Year, and I would be embarrassed to turn on the computer if I don’t do an update with more than 30,000 words. I hope everyone can use this first guaranteed monthly ticket of the new year