I saw Hong Tianjiu and Chen Anan running this way.
Li Qi dared to swear to God that the only similarity between Gao Yanei, Hong Tianjiu, Guo Xiaotian, and Yang Tiexin was that they were all gay friends, that's all.
It's not the same thing at all?
Yang Tiexin and Guo Xiaotian are both tough men, caring about the country and the people, and standing upright. Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu are, to put it nicely, just two second-rate men, and to put it worse, they are two villains.
Li Qi looked at Hong Tianjiu, who was also dressed as a farmer, and said depressedly: "Xiaojiu, why are you joining in the fun? You are definitely Hong Qigong!"
However, Hong Tianjiu disagreed and said with a smile: "Brother Li, you have never acted before, so you don't know how interesting this acting is, and it will not make people bored."
No, this kid is a typical fast-paced guy. Li Qi looked in disbelief: "You have just started acting and you must not feel it yet. Won't it get annoying if you act too much?"
Hong Tianjiu said with great interest: "The key is here. I can play different people, and it can be seen as different ways of playing. In fact, I have long been bored by always playing Hong Tianjiu. I am a beggar. I am doing this.
Farmers are also quite interesting."
I bet you are tired of playing with yourself. Li Qi is speechless. This boy is really a weirdo. Not only him, but every one of these four young masters is not distinctive. Let’s just say Chai Cong, who looks very normal.
There is a strong air of pretentiousness, no one can match him. As for Fan Shaobai, the reason why Li Qi sees him as normal is probably because everyone is a businessman.
Originally, Li Qi was full of confidence in this first time, because he thought that these two idiots would not come up to join in the fun, but he didn't know--it's really not as good as God. He said worriedly: "Yanei, Xiaojiu, this time
This is a very important event, and you made it so grand that you even bought half a page of the Song Dynasty Times. If it is not done well, it will be terrible."
Chai Cong hummed and said, "This is also what I'm most worried about."
Gao Yanei said unhappily: "What do you two mean, do you look down on me and Xiaojiu? Huh, last time at Xiangguo Temple, Xiaojiu and I performed the best. As soon as we appeared on the stage, there was constant laughter and praise.
Endless."
Chai Cong snorted: "You still have the nerve to say that you always play cards out of common sense and were knocked unconscious by Xiao Jiuyi Gourd. If it weren't for me, you would have become the biggest joke."
Gao Yanei shrank his head and said, "It's Xiao Jiu's fault for using such force."
Hong Tianjiu scratched his head and said, "Didn't I drink some wine? I couldn't control it for a while."
Li Qi shook his head and said: "The matter has reached this point. It's useless to talk more. Just act well. Don't be nervous, but don't drink either. This is too unprofessional."
Gao Yanei said: "Don't worry, the last time was the first time. We didn't know if you could do it well, so we were a little nervous. We drank a little wine to strengthen our courage. This time we are not nervous at all, and we will never drink.
Anyway---hehe. But Zhiqin is a little nervous, I will go and comfort her later."
"Come on, you must not go. She will be even more nervous if you go."
Li Qi glared at this guy, and suddenly heard a sinister voice from behind shouting: "Brother Li." When he turned around, he found six masked men in black clothes standing there, each with a big knife in his hand.
He was so frightened that he flew out with his kick and hit the guy with the roundest belly. Being so skinny, he was afraid that he would not be able to kick accurately, so he shouted at the same time: "There is an assassin."
boom!
"Ouch."
The one with the roundest belly covered his stomach and groaned. He quickly took off his mask and said without tears, "Brother Li, it's me!"
"Fat man."
This person is none other than Zhou Hua.
The others quickly pulled off their masks, fearing they would be kicked!
It was Lu Qian, Xu Fei and others, and even Shen Wen was there.
Li Qi was dumbfounded and said, "Why is it you?"
Zhou Hua groaned: "We are the killers chasing Qiu Chuji!"
"Sexy, sexy."
Li Qi broke into a cold sweat and said: "The daredevil is here!" Suddenly he looked at Shen Wen again and said: "Xiao Wen, why are you here?"
Shen Wen said with an honest smile: "I came here to play with Brother Hong earlier, and it was quite interesting to watch them act. Later, Yanei asked me to participate."
You really made a careless friend! Old weirdo, I have tricked you. Li Qi seemed to see a quack doctor in his early stages and said, "Does your father know about this?" God knows if he didn't report this to the old weirdo.
Will the old monster get angry?
Shen Wen nodded and said: "I have informed my parents, and they have agreed. My father and mother are also here."
Li Qi didn't have too many doubts about this, because no matter what Gui Jiulang did, he wouldn't be surprised at all. He nodded and said, "That's good. Play well."
Shen Wen nodded after hearing this.
He was just a walk-on, no matter how he acted, he would be beaten. Next time, he would have to let the high school sophomore improve Shen Wen's role. Li Qi felt a little unworthy for Shen Wen, and said to Chen Anan aside: "Anan
, you didn’t join in the fun, did you?”
Chen Anan hurriedly shook his head and said: "I didn't."
Gao Yanei snorted: "How dare he? Many people still call him Guo Jing."
Typical of this is envy, jealousy and hatred! Li Qi ignored this guy and said, "Has Xiaoyu been here?"
Chen Anan nodded and said, "I just went upstairs with Lady Feng and the others."
It seems that Xiaoyu is still worried, but it's no wonder, acting is the easiest to fall in love with. Of course, Li Qi leaned towards Xiaoyu and said: "Anan, you are Guo Jing on stage, but you are Chen Anan offstage. This
You must be clear about one thing, don't make a distinction between the inside and outside of the drama, and really mistake your own woman for Huang Rong."
Chen Anan said hurriedly: "Brother, please don't worry, there is nothing wrong with Miss Liu and me, besides now--"
Having said this, he suddenly glanced at Shen Wen.
Li Qi looked at Shen Wen in surprise. Shen Wen blushed and looked at Li Qi awkwardly.
"Your circle is so chaotic!"
Li Qi sighed, patted Gao Yanei's shoulder and said, "Well, I won't disturb you anymore. I wish you success."
After saying that, he turned around and left, and faintly heard the high school kid saying: "You will become famous in one shot, you will become famous in one shot. This is a good idiom, I like it."
md, my words have been misinterpreted again, this guy is really talented!
Li Qi shook his head and took Ma Qiao and Lu Meimei to the hall. It was really crowded. If you don't speak loudly, you can't hear what you are saying at all. Looking at it, it was dark. Seeing this scene, Li Qi
On the contrary, they were worried about Gao Yanei and the others. I'm afraid if it were him, he would be nervous too.
"Master Li, Master Li."
"Master Li, you are here too."
Many of the distinguished guests sitting at the round table in front knew Li Qi, most of them were businessmen, such as Zhou Qing, Hong Bajin, Hong Qigong, etc. Even Zhang Chun'er came.
Li Qi smiled and nodded. He waved and pointed upstairs, and then walked upstairs.
The ordinary seats in the back are occupied by ordinary people, and those in the front are rich people. So you don't need to think about it to know that the elegant seats on the second floor are prepared for those dignitaries and scholar-bureaucrats.
When he came upstairs, Li Qi felt a lot of unfriendly eyes. He thought to himself that it would be better to go out less during this period. He went straight to the best seat in the entire theater, and suddenly heard laughter and laughter from the seat on the left. He immediately
There was a sudden stop and I went to the booth on the left.
But once he entered, Li Qi felt a little regretful. He saw three ladies sitting in front of him, and the one in the middle was Mrs. Gao. She was Gao Yanei's mother. In fact, Mrs. Gao was a very gentle and intellectual woman.
I really don’t know why a woman like Gao Yanei raised a metamorphosis son like Gao Yanei. Maybe there was some mistake during the operation.
The one on the left is his mother-in-law, Mrs. Bai, and the one on the right is Mrs. Wang.
Li Qi could handle these two ladies separately, but together, Li Qi was a little scared.
Sitting next to Mrs. Gao are naturally Gao Yanei's daughter-in-law and Su Yun. Sitting next to Mrs. Bai are Feng Yinu and Ji Hongnu. Sitting next to Mrs. Wang are her two daughters-in-law. It has been a long time yet.
Meet Mrs. Qin.
As for Li Zhengxi, Senior Sister Gao, they must have been taken to other seats by servants. After all, it is rare for these women to get together, and the children are a bit noisy here.
Damn it, why are they here too? Li Qi forced himself to cover his head and stepped forward, cupping his hands and saying: "My nephew Li Qi has met Aunt Gao and Aunt Wang, and my son-in-law has met his mother-in-law."
Mrs. Gao nodded with a smile and said: "Li Qi, thank you so much for taking care of Kang'er and the others these years. My son is not very sensible. If you are here, I will feel relieved."
Take care of your son and go to jail with me! Li Qi snickered secretly, your son is indeed very ignorant, but I dare not be around, your son is my biggest nemesis! Said: "Where, where, the Taiwei said to Xiao
My nephew has the grace to promote me, and this is what my nephew should do."
Mrs. Gao felt so comfortable hearing this, and glanced at Li Qi approvingly, because Li Qi's status was now much higher than that of Brother Qiu, but Li Qi had not forgotten how Brother Qiu had taken care of him in the past.
This is very rare.
Madam Bai suddenly said: "There are all women here, what are you doing here?"
"I---."
Li Qi hesitated to speak, thinking, I am a man, of course I like the feeling of being among the flowers, but if I knew that you were all there, I would definitely not come, and said murmuringly: "Mother-in-law and Aunt Wang,
Auntie Gao is here, so as a junior, I should come over and say hello."
"Oh? When did you become so polite and know how to come over and say hello? Maybe you have another purpose."
Mrs. Bai said with a faint smile, her eyes suddenly flashed towards Mrs. Qin a few times.
Mother-in-law, you are really joking. My wife is still here, and you are my mother-in-law. Instead of looking at my wife, you look at Wang Yao. Wang Yao’s mother is still here. Aren’t you mature?
Does my heart make me sweat?
No matter how thick-skinned Li Qi is, he can't help but sweat profusely. They say that the mother-in-law is the natural enemy of the son-in-law. This is absolutely true!
Feng Yinu hid behind her lips and snickered. Ji Hongnu also pursed her lips. Madam Qin looked more embarrassed than Li Qi, but this time it was not her mother who was speaking, but Madam Bai. She could only
Pretending not to hear, he took a cup of tea and took a sip.
Thirty-six stratagems are the best! Li Qi laughed twice, opened his mouth and boasted: "Mother-in-law clearly knows that my son-in-law deeply reflected on the past twenty or thirty years in prison a few days ago, and felt that there were many things he had not done well.
I also deeply reflected that the Li Qi of today is no longer the Li Qi of the past. The Li Qi of that time has died in prison. The Li Qi of today has been purified spiritually.
Huo swore that after he was released from prison, he must change his ways, be a noble person, a pure person. Be a moral person, be a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, and be a person who is beneficial to the people.
People who want to be honest should be a gentleman."
"puff!"
"Puff!"
After hearing the first half of the sentence, Mrs. Bai and the others couldn't bear it anymore. When they heard that Li Qi wanted to be a gentleman, they all burst into laughter. Without exception.
The one who suffered the most was Mrs. Qin, who choked on her tea and coughed non-stop.
Who are you? Am I not capable of being a gentleman? Li Qi felt very hurt, as if his newly purified soul had been ruthlessly trampled by them again.
Mrs. Bai laughed and coughed a few times, stabilized herself, and then said: "From what you said, it seems that your vow has been broken. Come over quickly, come over quickly."
"oh."
Li Qi bowed and then withdrew, hearing a burst of laughter from inside.
When he came to the booth next door, he saw four old guys sitting there: Cai Jing, Gao Qiu, Wang Zhongling, and Bai Shizhong. In addition, there were Zhang Zeduan and Cai Sui. The gap was really huge. Li Qi thought to himself that if possible, he would rather go with
The mother-in-law stayed together, walked forward, bowed her hands and bowed.
Gao Qiu said hurriedly: "Sit down quickly, the show is about to begin."
Just as Li Qi was about to sit down, he suddenly heard a burst of music coming from downstairs. His eyes opened. His butt dropped and he almost didn't sit on the ground. Fortunately, he held the chair with both hands.
what's the situation?
This has just begun, you sit down on the ground.
Cai Jing and others looked at Li Qi in surprise.
I also wanted to ask what was going on, how could this be the tune of Tang Bohu's Dian Qiuxiang (for details, please see the opening theme song of Tang Bohu's Dian Qiuxiang by Xing Ye). Li Qi quickly stood up and said: "This song is---."
Gao Qiu smiled slightly and said: "This song was composed by Kang'er, and he also decided to use it as the curtain song for this grand theater."
"Code music?"
Bai Shizhong asked curiously: "What is the curtain song?"
Gao Qiu said: "Oh. This is the song played when the curtain is drawn up. Kang'er and the others also decided that no matter what play is performed here in the future, this song must be played first."
"Interesting, interesting." Cai Jing exclaimed: "I didn't expect Kang'er to be able to compose music. And this music is not very interesting to listen to. I couldn't help but hum a few times just now."
Damn! This is obviously plagiarism! This idiot is so shameless. He obviously eavesdropped from me, but he actually said that he did it himself. Wow, that makes me angry.
Li Qi finally understood. You must know that he is a loyal fan of Master Xing. In fact, there is probably no creature other than a fan of Master Xing after the 1980s. Tang Bohu must know Qiuxiang by heart, especially the song "Braised Wings, my favorite"
Eat." Li Qi often sang a few lines while roasting chicken wings. Over time, Gao Yanei also learned it, but who would have expected that this idiot would plagiarize it to make the opening song.
Gao Qiu looked at the dumbfounded Li Qi and asked curiously: "Li Qi, is there something wrong with this scene?"
"Well."
Li Qi thought to himself that it was a done deal and that idiot would definitely not admit it. If I argued with him, it would be too stingy. He said: "No, no, I was just frightened by Yanei's shocking work. It's amazing."
, it’s really amazing.”
Gao Qiu glanced at Li Qi with a hint of doubt, but didn't ask any more questions.
Everyone turned their attention to the stage again. As the curtain rose to the top, the act finally ended. A large potted plant and a small potted plant came into view. There was a dense dwarf tree planted inside.
What plant.
On the right side of the stage, there is a thatched hut. Of course, the thatched hut is built exactly like the stage room. It is just a model with only one wall and is completely open. As long as everyone can tell it is a room at a glance.
Sitting in front of the big potted plant was an old man in his fifties with mixed black and white hair. His green cloth robe had long been washed and faded to blue-gray. There were three or four adults and five or six children sitting around him.
With the candlelight as a backdrop, it looks like the setting sun. This is exactly the scene in the story. The people sitting here are all fans of the Condor Shooting. They remember the plot in the book more clearly than Li Qi. At this glance, there was thunderous applause.
Many people shouted: "Zhang Fifteen!"
Is this a new type of stage play? Just the hooks and tiles, it's totally different.
When the applause dissipated, the old man suddenly touched two pieces of pear wood board several times, and the bamboo stick in his left hand beat repeatedly on a small drum. He sang: "The little peach blossoms without a owner, and the tobacco is covered with late crows."
The old wells surrounded by ruined walls have always belonged to other people."
The words come from the book, but the music is composed now. The ability of contemporary compositions is still very good, and the combination complements each other.
The stage is designed to have an echo effect. In addition, the old man's voice is loud. Although there is no microphone, as long as the whole place is quiet, you can still hear clearly. When the actor opens his mouth on this stage, the audience immediately pays full attention.
As soon as I started reading, I quickly got into the story.
What follows is not much different from the plot in the book. It is the fifteenth day of the story. In the story, some kings and ministers were ignorant and unscrupulous, and the soldiers of the Silver Kingdom burned, killed and looted.
Soon, the story was finished. Zhang Shiwu was about to get up when the two protagonists of the first episode finally appeared. At the beginning, no one paid attention. It was not until the "villagers" dispersed that they discovered
There are two familiar figures hidden inside.
It was Gao and Hong who were both good-for-nothings.
The audience burst into laughter immediately.
When Gao Yanei heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, "Look, look, I'm in the Yanei. How to perform, just stand on the stage."
As soon as this person gets excited, he is in a good state.
The three of them chatted for a while, and then Hong Tianjiu patted his chest and said, "My dear friend, how about I invite you to have three drinks with me?"
There is no need to memorize this line at all, he says it often in reality.
The three of them came to a table next to them, and a lame bartender came up to them and asked them to sit down. Gao Yanei shouted: "Bring me a jar of fine wine, three kilograms of cooked mutton, and a bowl of hand-washed crabs. Well, what else?"
Get a fish."
What's going on? The names of the dishes have been changed. Li Qi is a chef and has a natural sense of smell in this area.
Cai Jingke is also a foodie and asked: "This is not what I ordered in the book."
Gao Qiu said: "That's it. Kang'er and the others don't like eating dried tofu very much, so they changed the dish."
The problem is that Yang Tiexin and Guo Xiaotian are just two villagers. With three kilograms of cooked mutton, they are clearly nouveau riche! Li Qidao: "Do they really eat it?"
Gao Qiu said: "Is there any difference between real and fake food?"
"Then this wine---."
"Nature is also true."
Li Qi nodded. He thought to himself, no wonder they just said they would never drink on stage, but they will drink as soon as they come on stage! It's over, it's over, with these few bowls of wine, anything is possible!
The audience in the audience didn't pay much attention, because everyone sitting there was a little rich, and these dishes were very familiar to them, which made it easier for them to get involved.
However, Li Qi guessed that there was nothing wrong.
As soon as the wine was served, Gao Yameni made a large bowl by himself, raised the bowl and said: "It's done."
That Zhang Fifteen was stunned when he heard it. The plot is not going like this! But there is no other way. He can only raise his bowl and say: "I respect you two."
The three of them worked together and respected each other.
Gao Yanei wiped his mouth, but it was not enough, so he subconsciously filled up the wine again and said: "Do it again."
Hong Tianjiu drinks with Gao Yanei every day. This line is more familiar than the lines he memorized. As soon as the wine is drunk, it is easy to become Hong Tianjiu. He nods repeatedly and says: "The three of us are gathering here."
It's fate, I should drink three bowls in a row."
Zhang Fifteen's face turned blue. I'm just an actor. Do you need to be like this? But I have to drink this wine in front of me!
The audience in the audience finally looked a little puzzled. If you don't say anything, the wine will go on forever. How long will this show last?
Li Qi was so worried for Gao Yanei and the others that he looked at it, and asked Brother Qiu again: "Captain, is this--is this really wine?"
Gao Qiu was not as calm and calm as before, his face was stiff and he said: "Probably--I'm not too sure." He also said in his heart, I hope not.
The three big bowls fell down, and all three of them turned red.
After all, the person who played Zhang Shiwu was old. These were three big bowls. He held it in and didn't let the wine burp come out. He quickly got back to the topic and said: "It's good if you have wine. Listen to the accents of the two, it's all right."
He is also from the north."
As soon as he said this, Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu followed him consciously. It can be seen that they still worked hard to memorize the lines, unlike last time, they just messed up the lines.
This time, the audience's emotions were brought back.
After all, this is very rare. As long as no serious mistakes are made, the audience can still forgive me. Therefore, the audience at this time is the most lovely and kind-hearted audience. There is no way that the audience in later generations is as picky.
Gao Qiu also breathed a sigh of relief.
But Li Qi disagreed. This was just the beginning. When the alcohol hit, something would definitely happen. But compared to the first time, he was much more relaxed this time because he was the chief director the first time.
Ah, this time even if Gao Yanei demolished the stage, it would still be none of his business.
I have to say that Li Qi is really prescient.
The three of them had a heated discussion about this major world event. The person who played Zhang Shiwu was originally a musician. He was a small person and did not dare to act like Gao Yanei, so during the rehearsal, he was very serious about the plot.
It was already cooked in my mind. It was so exciting that the plot required him to pour the wine.
He subconsciously picked up the wine jar and poured wine for Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu. However, he only poured two drops of wine into it. It turned out that the wine jar was already at its bottom.
Because during the rehearsal, in order to focus on the plot, only three people were arranged to drink two bowls each. Originally it was a cup, but Gao Yanei forced it to be changed to a bowl. Are you a hero? How can you drink from a cup? It is not heroic.
This is all budgeted. This jar of wine is enough for each of you to drink three large bowls. It is enough no matter what. However, during rehearsals, basically all empty bowls were used, mainly for memorizing lines. It was only the last rehearsal yesterday.
When drinking, real wine was used. This was of course also forced by Gao Yanei, but his reason was very good. He said that if water was used instead, emotions would not be cultivated. Talking while drinking and talking without drinking are completely different things.
After hearing this, Chai Cong and the others seemed to agree with this. Moreover, they also knew that Gao Yanei, Hong Tianjiu, and the musician had a pretty good capacity for drinking. They would be fine if they drank two or three bowls, so they agreed and changed
Real wine.
But how could they have expected that when Gao Yanei came up, he didn't follow the plot at all. He became very drunk and drank three large bowls in a row at the beginning, causing the wine jar to be empty at this time.
That Zhang Fifteen really didn't know what to do this time, should he get away with it, or... His hand was fixed on the bowl, looking at Gao Yanei blankly.
But Gao Yanei was already caught up in the drama, and without any pause, he shouted: "Shopkeeper, bring me another jar of wine."
Again---another jar.
When the actor who played the role of the lame Qu San was frightened to death when he heard this, he looked at Gao Yanei blankly and said secretly, Yanei must have forgotten that there is only a jar of bars prepared here, where can I get it?
Come with a jar, I really think this is a restaurant.
The whole place was silent.
Seeing no response, Gao Yameni thought to himself, this guy must have forgotten his lines. But when he saw Hong Tianjiu winking at him, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have run out of wine, this---.
Embarrassing!
Chai Cong is not here this time, and it’s just two idiots like them, so it’s totally unbearable!
Li Qi didn't understand before. He was stunned for a moment, then he understood and smiled secretly. It seems that I really overestimated them. It turns out that this jar of wine can suffocate them to death. The more he thought about it, the funnier it became. He really couldn't bear it.
Unable to hold back, he burst out laughing.
Swish, swish, swish!
Suddenly he felt several complicated glances coming from all around. Li Qi turned around and saw Brother Qiu looking at him with a livid face. He thought to himself that he almost forgot that his father was here. He must not rejoice in others' misfortune at this time. He clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful."
! It’s so wonderful, I’ve already been impressed by their acting skills - uh, I didn’t think I said anything.”
Because Brother Qiu's face is already as dark as Bao Qingtian.
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