It seems that Gao Yanei has really been driven crazy by me these past few days. As soon as he left the city gate, he was like a beast out of a cage, running rampant with Hong Tianjiu and other beasts, roaring the song "A Companion in the Red Dust", and occasionally watching
He even stopped to tease a little girl passing by, which was even scarier than those four talented men going out.
Chen Anan's riding skills were pretty good, and he could chase behind them on a donkey, and he happily joined the ranks of the beasts.
Li Qi, Zhao Kai and Ma Qiao walked slowly behind.
What made Li Qi curious was why Zhao Kai and Gao Yanei went out today without any servants or idle men. They didn't know if they didn't ask. He was really shocked when he asked. It turned out that Gao Yanei had sent those idle men to see them a long time ago.
It's time.
The so-called sightseeing is to protect those wild animals. Although there are many wild animals these days, there are more hunters. If you go there late, not to mention wild deer, you will not even be able to find rabbits. So those idle people go there
Preventing those hunters from slaughtering them, and then letting them be slaughtered by Gao Yanei and others, they went around and around, but those wild animals still did not escape their tragic fate.
Li Qi has been in the Northern Song Dynasty for so long, and this seems to be his first time to participate in the leisure and entertainment activities of the Northern Song Dynasty. He is also very excited and looking forward to it, and he keeps asking Zhao Kai about this and that.
But Zhao Kai seemed to have something to talk to Li Qi alone. He glanced at Ma Qiao, who was following behind with his eyes narrowed and his head shaking, and asked curiously: "Brother Li, is this friend your friend?"
Friend? You think too highly of him.
Li Qi chuckled and saw Zhao Kai's intention, saying: "Oh, this is just one of my unsatisfactory subordinates who made Brother Zhao laugh." As he said that, he turned to Ma Qiao and said: "Ma--
-."
Just as he said a word, Na Maqiao suddenly waved his donkey whip and the donkey ran forward.
A thick gray fog was left behind.
This Maqiao is so unique.
Li Qi and Zhao Kai were both stunned, staring blankly at Ma Qiao's far away figure. It must be said that this master is a master. Even the posture of riding a donkey is better than that of Gao Yanei and others.
Much more chic, and he looks professional at first glance.
After a while, Zhao Kai smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Li, your subordinates are quite interesting."
What an interesting p., relying on his own cleverness to not give me any face at all.
Li Qi smiled and sighed: "To be honest with Brother Zhao, even I sometimes don't know whether I am his boss or he is mine."
Zhao Kai laughed twice, then suddenly glanced at Li Qi meaningfully and asked: "Brother Li, has Wang Xuanen been looking for you recently?"
Li Qi was stunned and shook his head: "No! What? Does Wang Yanei still want to cause trouble for me?"
Zhao Kai nodded and said: "I came here this time because I actually wanted to tell you about this. I heard that Xuan En will come to see you in the next few days. You have to be careful. He is a naughty person.
Even the King and Prime Minister can't do anything about him. If it's not a big deal, you can endure it for now."
Sweat! If I wanted to endure it, I would have endured it then. How could I wait until today? Besides, how can Wang Yanei be called naughty? He is clearly an insidious villain. I tolerated it once, can you guarantee that he will not do it next time?
Come to me again. Really, this Wang Fu is so useless, he can't even control his own son.
When Li Qi heard about Wang Xuan'en, he was full of complaints. Now he had to deal with Cai Minde, so he had no time to deal with him. However, he still said sincerely: "Thank you, Brother Zhao, for your concern. Li Qi is really grateful.
"As he spoke, he changed the topic and said: "But Wang Yanei is also the son of the prime minister, so he shouldn't do anything too outrageous." But in his heart, he thought, don't make me angry, otherwise I will fight hard.
If you take this life, you and your son will not end up well.
"I don't know about that, but you have to be careful about everything."
Zhao Kai shook his head, with a hint of helplessness between his brows, and said, "Does Brother Li really not want me to help you?"
Li Qi shook his head, frowned, and politely declined: "Thank you, Brother Zhao, for your kindness. Let's take a look for now. I don't want to complicate this matter."
"Oh well."
Zhao Kai nodded and returned to the topic: "Brother Li, you have to give me some space when we go hunting later!"
Should I let you? Are you entertaining me?
Li Qi smiled bitterly in his heart, but said curiously: "Oh? Could it be that Brother Zhao has seen my incredible archery skills?"
"Ah? Oh, that's not true."
Zhao Kai shook his head and said hehe: "However, I have known Brother Li for so long, and it seems that I have never seen anything that can offend Brother Li. Besides, I saw that you rode such a little donkey to hunt with us today, so Brother Li must have
You must be confident."
I am really timid. I would like to ride a horse, but I am even more afraid of falling off the horse.
But Zhao Kai ended his conversation with this, and Li Qiwei could only shamelessly pretend to be a master, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Definitely, definitely." But he felt uneasy in his heart.
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Several people came to the temporarily arranged hunting ground one after another, and the idle men were already waiting here. A vast grassland, surrounded by some sparsely erected trees, had enough space for horses to gallop in it, making it a good place for wild fighting.
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"Li Qi, can you do this little donkey? Whether you can catch the rabbit or not is another question." Gao Yanei slightly glanced at the little donkey Li Qi sat down and said disdainfully.
But the two masters and servants gave him a calm look at the same time.
Li Qi chuckled and said: "Gao Yanei, let me ask you which is faster, the donkey or the horse?"
Gao Yanei rolled his eyes and said: "Of course the horse can run faster. If you don't accept it, we can compete and bet five hundred coins."
Five hundred coins? You are trying to trick me.
"I accept it, of course I do."
Li Qi smiled slightly and asked again: "Is it the horse that runs faster, or the deer that runs faster?"
"It depends on the situation, but generally, horses run faster." Gao Yanei said disdainfully.
"Then let me ask you again, which one is faster, the horse or the arrow?"
"Well... of course the arrow is faster, but the horse can run further."
"That's it. Since arrows are the fastest here, it doesn't matter whether I ride a donkey or a horse. Anyway, those animals are not as fast as my arrows." Li Qi shrugged.
"Hey, what you said seems to make sense."
Gao Yanei was stunned for a moment by being fooled by Li Qi. He tilted his head and thought about it. He seemed to feel that there was something wrong with Li Qi's words, but he couldn't tell what it was specifically.
Zhao Kai glanced at Gao Yanei, shook his head with a wry smile, and said to Li Qi: "So, Brother Li's archery skills must have reached the pinnacle. I will definitely see it later."
"I dare not say that I have reached the top, but any creature that appears in my field of vision, as long as I think about it, it will be difficult for it to escape and ascend to heaven." Li Qi said with a proud smile, thinking that you will all go hunting later.
Who will pay attention to me? At worst, I will borrow Maqiao's loot later.
"Wow! Is it so powerful?"
Gao Yanei glanced at Li Qi with disbelief, suddenly pointed his hand behind Li Qi's back and said: "Li Qi, rabbit."
rabbit?
Li Qi was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw a big white rabbit lying ten meters away in front of him. His expression tightened and he said, "Damn it, you little guy are here to tear me down." He yelled.
He said: "You little guy, how dare you act so arrogantly in front of me? I really admire your courage."
Although the rabbit was frightened by Li Qi's sudden roar, it jumped a few times, but it stopped again before jumping very far.
Li Qi was stunned. He didn't expect that the people here were stupid, and the rabbits were even stupider. Why don't you run away for your life?
When Ma Qiao heard this, three black lines suddenly appeared on his head and said: "Master Li, if you are so loud, you will scare it away."
"What do you know!"
Li Qi's eyes widened and he said: "I just want to scare--scare--scare it so much that it doesn't dare to move, and then capture it to relieve Madam's boredom."
Is this possible?
When the others heard this, they almost fell off their horses.
"Brother Li, rabbits are everywhere. I'll ask someone to catch one and give it to you later. You'd better show us your amazing archery skills." Zhao Kai said with great interest.
The implication was that he was asked to shoot the rabbit.
The rest of the people also nodded one after another, all focusing on Li Qi.
Day. The bullshit has been blown. This rabbit came at the wrong time. Damn rabbit, since you are sincerely playing with me, I won’t make it easy for you. Anyway, I used to be known as the king of escorts in the bar. There is no reason to be so close.
It can't hit the target at any distance.
"Okay, since everyone is in such high spirits, I'll show my shame."
Li Qi took off his bamboo bow, drew the bow and set up an arrow. He was in full posture. Although he had never played this thing before, it was shown on TV. Whether the shot was accurate or not was another matter. But in terms of posture, the whole thing was different.
The word "handsome" is amazing.
Li Qi used all his strength and relied on his proud wingspan to pull out a full moon. The bamboo pieces were bent and creaking. Everyone opened their mouths slightly and looked stunned.
of.
A whooshing sound.
Boom---!
Everyone was dumbfounded, including the rabbit, who stared blankly at the big tree more than ten meters behind the rabbit. They saw the arrow sinking into the trunk of the tree, and the tail of the arrow was still trembling slightly, making a buzzing sound.
No way. It’s so far away, it’s a lie!
Li Qi opened his mouth so wide that his eyes almost popped out. This was so ugly.
"Ha ha."
Gao Yan was stunned for a long time, and finally laughed loudly and said mockingly: "Li Qi, your arrow does run fast, but it just goes to the wrong place."
"Brother Li, are you still awake? Your eyesight is not working well!" Hong Tianjiu said with worry on his face, as if Li Qi was suffering from an incurable disease.
Zhao Kai also looked at Li Qi in surprise.
As for Chen Anan and Ma Qiao, they both lowered their heads in shame. It was really embarrassing to follow such a boss out to hunt.
Telling lies is what Li Qi is best at. He rolled his eyes, snorted, and said: "No wonder, with your qualifications, how can you see the merit of my arrow."
Everyone was stunned, and Gao Yanei asked curiously: "What's the point of your arrow?"
"My arrow is called the 'Angry Arrow'." Li Qi said with the corner of his mouth raised.
"An angry arrow?"
Gao Yanei took a breath of air, shook his head and said, "I don't understand."
Li Qi sneered and explained: "To tell you the truth, I shot leopards at the age of three, tigers at the age of eight, eagles at the age of twelve, and women at the age of fifteen. I shot one arrow at a time and traveled all over the country. Wherever I went, there were monsters and ghosts.
, Beauty and the Beast, everyone is frightened by the news. You actually asked me to shoot a cute and kind rabbit. This is simply an insult to me. My aunt can tolerate it, but my uncle cannot."
"Yes, it's tolerable, but which one is intolerable?" Ma Qiao corrected with half-closed eyes, obviously he didn't believe Li Qi's nonsense.
This is called humor, do you understand?
Li Qi glared at Ma Qiao fiercely, and the latter simply closed his eyes.
But Gao Yanei grasped the key and asked curiously: "Li Qi, you said you used a bow and arrow to shoot women?"
As expected, he is the leader in the prostitution world. Li Qi said angrily: "Am I such a cruel person? I use my special spear to shoot women, but this gun is my treasure, and it is specially used to deal with women.
, never show it to men."
Gao Yanei glanced at him sideways and said, "Are you bragging? There are no tigers or leopards here. If a woman asks you to cum, you can say whatever you want!"
Huh? How did Gao Yanei become so smart after being imprisoned for a few days?
Li Qi let out a long sigh and said, "I know this too. I have no intention of shooting vultures and tigers. If I can have a wild deer to stretch my muscles, I'll be satisfied."
"Ah! Brother Li, there are really wild deer!"
Before Li Qi could finish his words, he suddenly heard Chen Anan exclaim.
It can't be such a coincidence.
Li Qi was startled. He followed Chen Anan's finger and saw a young deer standing in the woods. It lowered its head and gnawed grass there. It seemed that it had just emerged from the woods. His heart clicked.
It suddenly became half cold.
Ma Qiao slapped his forehead and seemed to be mourning for Li Qi.
Zhao Kai smiled and said: "Brother Li, now you can finally let us learn a lot."
"Not bad."
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said excitedly: "Brother Li, cum quickly!"
How can such a long-lasting man like me ejaculate so quickly!
Li Qi glanced at Hong Tianjiu angrily and said, "You're about to cum. What a good sentence, but why did it become so obscene in your mouth?"
Hong Tianjiu was stunned, with a look of grievance on his face.
Gao Yanei urged: "Stop being so nagging, this little deer will leave soon."
I do hope it goes away quickly.
Li Qi's eyes were red, and his depression was clearly evident. He raised his bow tremblingly, drew the bow again and set an arrow. He didn't dare to pose any more. He aimed honestly and shouted in his heart, God, please let me
Hit it with one hit.
Whoosh!
sudden!
Everyone was shocked again when they saw the arrow stuck one meter away from the deer.
There has been great progress.
This is really unreasonable.
Li Qi got angry, and before everyone and the young deer could react, he shot out several arrows in a row.
Damn it! No way.
I saw five or six arrows inserted in a circle around the young deer, but none of them hit.
Li Qi was a little confused, and the young deer was also confused, tilting its head and looking at Li Qi blankly.
"Haha, I was laughing so hard."
It was the first time Gao Yanei saw such poor archery skills, and he burst out laughing while sitting on his horse.
Fortunately, Li Qi was thick-skinned and shrugged: "You must have noticed that I specially wanted to use arrows to make a cage to trap it, and then catch it alive, so as not to eat it later.
It’s not fresh anymore.”
How could anyone believe him? They all had expressions of laughter on their faces.
When Li Qi saw them all looking at him with smiles, he suddenly became angry and said to Ma Qiao: "Ma Qiao, I leave it to you."
Let me wipe your ass again.
Ma Qiao shook his head slightly, quickly took out his bow and arrows, and fired two arrows in succession.
Only two final moans were heard.
But when I saw that the rabbit and the young deer had both fallen to the ground, their bodies were still twitching, and they were all headshots, their techniques were extremely cruel. If such people were left in the future, they would usually be dragged out to shoot targets.
Amazing!
Everyone was shocked.
What's so great about it.
Li Qi pursed his lips and said: "I said Maqiao, I asked you to catch it alive. Didn't you see that I had trapped it? Why did you kill it? Don't you know that there is a saying
Is it called 'God has the virtue of a good life'?"
Ma Qiao glanced at him sideways, shook his head and sighed softly.
Day. Am I so unbearable?
Li Qi's eyes flashed with sad tears.
"Pah, pah, pah! Good. Good shot."
Zhao Kai applauded and said to Ma Qiao: "Brother Ma, are you interested in a competition?"
Ma Qiao said calmly: "I'm not interested, you can't compete with me."
Zhao Kai was stunned for a moment, with a look of embarrassment on his face, but more importantly, he was shocked. No servant in his life had dared to be so presumptuous in front of him.
Damn! Here comes this trick again.
Li Qi looked startled and hurriedly whispered beside Ma Qiao: "Hey, don't say that the boss didn't remind you. This young master is King Yun, the prince. If you make him unhappy, be careful that you and
Your junior sister’s head is at risk!”
Ma Qiao was shocked and said: "Seriously."
"Of course it's true. Haven't you seen how handsome he is?"
What does this have to do with looks?
Ma Qiao glanced at Li Qi and saw that he didn't seem to be lying. He hurriedly squeezed out a smile and said to Zhao Kai: "This---this young master, since you are so interested, then I will compete with you."
Field, what do you think?"
The change in his attitude was naturally not because he was worried about himself, but because he was worried about Lu Meimei.
Zhao Kai glanced at Li Qi, smiled, crossed his legs, took the lead, and rushed towards the forest.
"Drive! Drive!"
Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu also reacted and hurriedly chased after him.
Li Qi said anxiously towards Ma Qiao, who was still sitting stupidly: "Why don't you go quickly? Let me tell you, if he knows that you are deliberately letting him, your life will be over. By the way, your junior sister will also follow you.
It’s over.”
He had made such a big embarrassment just now, so he naturally hoped that Zhao Kai and others would also make a fool of themselves, so that he could feel more balanced.
I have to say, people’s hearts are evil!
Ma Qiao was so frightened by Li Qi that he panicked. No matter how good his martial arts skills were, he was still not strong enough to face those powerful masters, so he hurriedly chased after them on his donkey.
Maqiao, if you can prevent them from shooting an arrow, I will definitely increase your salary.
After Li Qi felt evil in his heart for a while, he suddenly felt much quieter. When he turned around, he saw that not a single person was missing on the grass, and even the idle men were nowhere to be found.
There wouldn't be any bandits or robbers in this wilderness.
Li Qideng felt a chill on his back and said to himself: "Well, let's go find Ma Qiao. It will be safer if he is there."
He waved his riding crop and shouted, "Drive!"
"Drive!---Drive, drive, drive!"
No matter how Li Qi used the donkey whip in his hand to abuse the Calm Donkey, the Calm Donkey still walked forward very calmly and slowly.
"Dizzy. I almost forgot that you can't run away."
Li Qi panted and shook his head helplessly, saying: "Okay. Then let's go slowly. Anyway, my bow of kindness will not work here."!~!
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