Chapter 475 The Lantern Appreciation Conference (Part 2)
The first of Li Qi's two limericks is undoubtedly poking fun at those talented people who like to show off and like to write poems and inscriptions on the wall when they have nothing to do. The first sentence seems ordinary when spoken casually, but it already contains the sarcasm of "talented people"
" is a foreshadowing. In the second sentence, a strange peak emerges. How can a talented person be "eight feet long"? You have to follow the following. You have to ask and answer questions in three or four sentences, and advance layer by layer. The conclusion is the finishing touch, which makes
People suddenly laughed. Although this poem is a bit vulgar compared to these days, it is also clear-cut and well-structured, and it has the wonderful feeling of "the poem seems to look at the mountain but is not happy". Can we say that its artistic quality is not high?
The second song is undoubtedly about bragging about oneself, and in a big circle, this last sentence is the finishing touch, praising himself as the most powerful, and mocking Song Yuchen. The first song is harmful to others, and the second song is self-serving, very Li
Strange style.
Song Yuchen looked as if he had eaten shit at this time, and his face was as ugly as possible. It would be fine if his father knew that he was ridiculed by Li Qi with poetry.
Li Qi stopped when he felt good. If he continued to play, he would soon be at the end of his game. He still had self-awareness. Before anyone could react, he handed over his hands and said, "Everyone admits it. That's it for today. I'll go up."
Let’s go to the toilet first and say goodbye.” After saying that, he turned and left.
Song Yuchen had never allowed him to leave so easily. With a thought in his mind, he said loudly: "Blow up, flatter, flatter in front of you and laugh in the back."
His first couplet was obviously aimed at Li Qi. Li Qi's ability to flatter others is well known, but it must be said that others cannot learn from him if they want to.
I pretended I didn't hear what you were saying. Li Qi didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but suddenly a couplet appeared, and he opened his mouth to respond: "It's easier to get on the stage than to get off the stage."
"good!"
All the young masters applauded in unison.
The other talented man looked a little worried.
Song Yuchen became angry and thought to himself: If I lose to him today, there will be no room for me in the future. Suddenly, he heard music coming from the attic.
When the flutes are played in unison, the flutes are incomparably clearer than when the flutes are harmonious."
As soon as this couplet came out, some talented people immediately applauded it.
Even Mo Xing glanced at Song Yuchen with admiration.
But after Li Qi heard this, he was furious. His couplet concealed Di Qing and Xiao He. Di Qing was a military commander and Xiao He was a civil servant. It was obvious that martial arts was inferior to civil servants. In fact, this was not the reason for Li Qi's anger. As the saying goes, Di Qing in the Northern Song Dynasty
, Yue Fei and Di Qing in the Southern Song Dynasty were the most powerful military generals in the Northern Song Dynasty. They killed enemies for the country and made countless achievements. However, he was plagued by suspicion in his life. Especially when he was promoted to the Privy Council, those civil servants seemed to have their tails stepped on.
All day long, he was reporting on the impeachment of Di Qing, trying to catch the wind and shadow. He wanted to get rid of him quickly.
Di Qing was naturally walking on thin ice, under tremendous psychological pressure, and acted very cautiously, but in the end he could not avoid the tragic ending. His fate was similar to that of Yue Fei. He was suspected by others, impeached by civil servants, and finally died of illness in a foreign country.
Although Renzong gave Di Qing the highest courtesy after his death, in the world of literati, Di Qing was still just a pawn with tattoos on his face. This shows how far the Song Dynasty had reached in emphasizing literature over martial arts.
You motherfucker wants to ridicule me. She is clearly saying that as a citizen of the Song Dynasty, it is really shameless to hype yourself up by being the first in the dynasty. Li Qi turned around and glared at Song Yuchen.
But to be angry, it is not easy for him, a science student, to respond to this couplet. He is good at scolding people, but it is a bit difficult for him to do it in a formal way. Either he is wrong, or he has to scold him back. This
It is even more difficult.
Seeing Li Qi's silence, Song Yuchen smiled proudly and said, "What? Are you sorry?"
Bai Qiannuo Dai frowned and said to Mrs. Qin: "Sister Wang, help him quickly."
Mrs. Qin sighed: "Although this connection is not absolute, it is still somewhat difficult. If I help, it will make Li Qi even more embarrassed." Even so, there was still a look of worry on her face.
Just when Li Qi was distressed, he suddenly remembered a very small voice from behind, "Two boats are traveling side by side, and the oars are not as fast as the sails."
Li Qi's eyes lit up and he was overjoyed. Without thinking too much, he opened his mouth and said: "Two boats are running parallel, and the oar is not as fast as the sail."
Hidden in this couplet were Lu Su and Fan Kuai, Lu Su was a civil servant, and Fan Kuai was a military general. It meant that civil servants were not as good as military officers, so he cursed them back unchanged.
"Okay, that's right."
In Gaoyanei, Hong Tianjiu and others immediately cheered. Although neither of them understood the meaning of the upper and lower couplets, Song Yuchen's surprised expression had already told them the answer.
Mrs. Qin smiled and said, "It seems that this person is really talented and knowledgeable."
Bai Qiannuo chuckled, "Of course."
Song Yuchen really didn't expect that Li Qi could actually answer the second line. He was anxious and angry, and immediately said: "Just chewing words and amusing yourself, the world can be great."
This time Li Qi just "thought" for a while and then said: "Appreciating poems and watching paintings is pleasing to the eye and can nourish your temperament."
At this time, there were already crowds of people around, three circles inside and three outside. Most of them came to watch the excitement. When Li Qi read out the second line, they all clapped their hands and applauded.
When Zou Zijian saw that Song Yuchen was sweating profusely, he quickly stood up and said: "The eagle stands on the treetop, and the moon shines on the shadow of the eagle at an angle."
Li Qi coughed lightly, made a strange gesture, and said with a smile: "The cat is crouching in the corner, and the wind blows its fur. The cat does not move. And it is still a fat cat."
Everyone burst out laughing.
Song Yuchen frowned slightly and glanced at Zou Zijian, indicating that he should not come out to cause trouble. The latter smiled and immediately retreated to the side. Song Yuchen continued: "Two fires are flames. Since it is not the salt of soy sauce, why add water to make it lighter?"
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Li Qi rubbed his eyes, scratched his back, and then said: "The two soils are the guide. Since they are not the tortoise of the tortoise, why add divination to form a hexagram?"
Song Yuchen said again: "Two trees form a forest. Since they are not souls, why do they become a dream at night?"
Li Qi laughed, and after a long drawl, he said: "Two moons are friends. If it's not a collision, why do mountains collapse?"
Song Yuchen was sweating profusely, walked a few steps, and then said: "Two trees are a forest. Since they are not the same as sweet rain, why do they become rainy by adding water?"
"Come back." Li Qi smiled disdainfully and replied: "It doesn't matter, I'm just going to be prosperous in two days. Since I'm not the God of Heaven, why bother singing?"
There were three pairs in a row, all pairs were so exquisite and breathtaking that everyone couldn't take their eyes off them and didn't even dare to breathe for fear of disturbing the two of them.
Song Yuchen really couldn't believe that Li Qi could play these three combinations in a row.
In fact, let alone him, even Madam Qin, Feng Yinu and others were a little unbelievable. Especially Madam Qin, she muttered in a low voice: "Strange, why do I feel that the styles of these three lines in the second line seem to be similar."
Song Yuchen had always been proud and arrogant. How could he be willing to admit defeat? He frowned and pondered for a moment, then said again: "The pen is like ink, the bamboo is like hair, and the hair is like snow, so I can conquer the world. There are many talented people."
"This is the first couplet, and you have the nerve to bring it out to embarrass me." Li Qi snorted and said, "Look at me, my mind is like a shooting star, my heart is wise, my wisdom takes over the world, and there are women everywhere." He said and looked at Qin again.
The lady and the waiting girl waved.
This made Bai Qiannuo and Ji Hongnu giggle.
Mrs. Qin looked at him incredulously, and suddenly saw a familiar figure hiding behind Li Qi. She raised her brows, let out a laugh, and said, "I see. No wonder, no wonder."
Bai Qiannuo asked curiously: "Madam, what did you say?"
Mrs. Qin shook her head and said nothing.
When Song Yuchen saw that Li Qi had corrected all the first couplets he had carefully prepared for the lantern viewing party, he couldn't help but feel discouraged, his face was ashen, and he looked as if he had lost his soul. Just when he was about to admit defeat, a talented man behind him suddenly stepped forward.
Whisper a few words in his ear.
Song Yuchen's eyes flashed, he looked up, with a smile on his lips, and said loudly: "Hide and hide."
Li Qi was shocked when he heard this.
"Show your name and make your name known."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, because Li Qi didn't open his mouth, but saw a person walking out from behind Li Qi. When everyone saw it, they were shocked.
When Mo Xing saw this person, he was overjoyed and walked over quickly, saying: "Erlang, you are here too. Haha, I see, that couplet just now is really wonderful, wonderful."
This person is none other than Zheng Jiaerlang, Zheng Yi.
Zheng Yi bowed and said, "Zheng Yi has met Uncle Mo."
Bai Qiannuo chuckled and said, "It turns out that eldest brother also has a strategist behind the scenes. No wonder he always paused for a moment before making the second line of the couplet. I was almost fooled by him." She said and turned to Mrs. Qin again.
Said: "Sister Wang, do you already know this?"
Mrs. Qin smiled and said, "I just found out about it too."
Song Yuchen stepped forward, bowed and said, "Yuchen has met my second brother. Although I haven't seen him for a long time, Yuchen is still impressed by his talent."
What he said was obviously telling everyone that the person who had just spoken to him was not Li Qi, but Zheng Yi.
Mo Xing glanced at Li Qi, with a hint of disdain in his eyes.
Zheng Yizheng was about to answer when he suddenly heard a loud laugh from behind him. Li Qi came forward and asked in surprise: "Brother Zheng, when did you come?"
A person who is shameless is invincible.
A group of talented people secretly scolded Li Qi for being extremely shameless, but they still insisted on holding on at this time.
Zheng Yi smiled and said: "I just came here not long ago."
The onlookers looked confused when they heard what Li Qi said.
Song Yuchen rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Shi Guan Yan, I have one more couplet here. If you can prove it again, I will be convinced."
Li Qi laughed and said: "It's funny, it's funny. People want face, and trees want bark. I didn't expect that a great scholar of the Song Dynasty would be so shameless. I admire him. I admire him."
Song Yuchen said angrily: "Why am I so shameless? But you, huh, you know it in your heart."
"What do I understand?" Li Qi spread his hands and thought to himself, as long as Zheng Er doesn't say anything, you can bite me. He smiled and said, "It's you, Song Yuchen. In terms of official rank, I am taller. In terms of height, I am also taller than you."
, let alone appearance, why are you always in the wrong, do you think you are shameless?"
Song Yuchen gritted his teeth and said, "Well, you will be the one to show off this time. You just showed me how many couplets you showed me, and I will return them one by one this time." When he said this, he looked at Zheng with a slightly worried look.
Take a look.
Zheng Yi smiled and said: "I swear, this matter has nothing to do with me."
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