Li Qi couldn't help but think to himself, the ball was scored, but it was just through his own door.
The most painful thing in the world is this.
Li Qi now finally understands why Qiyun Club can be called the number one Cuju club in Tokyo. They are almost spoiled for choice with this Cuju club, especially the Zhang brothers. Their tacit understanding is simply disappointing. The two of them cooperate in the frontcourt.
The ball never hits the ground.
Compared with later generations of football, this Cuju can be called pretense football, or dribbling, or shooting, or passing. The emphasis is on one word, handsome. It is really elegant with a bit of coolness.
Compared to later generations of national football teams, alas, Li Qiwei sighed, why has this fine tradition not been passed down?
But then again, this is also because the opponent's defense is so fucking stupid. Li Qi watched it for a quarter of an hour, and there was almost no physical contact. The so-called defense means reaching out to grab the ball, or blocking, or following.
Run, if Real Madrid's No. 3 comes here, he can probably defeat them all by himself.
In fact, the guards are not bad either, and several of them are very skilled at dribbling, but the problem is that their opponents are too strong.
4 to 1.
Only halfway through the first half, Guards Ma was already three goals behind.
The guard, Deputy Marshal Ma, who was sitting in the stands, felt that he was too embarrassed to see anyone. He lowered his head and said nothing. He took the royal buns on the table and stuffed them into his mouth. As a result, he was choked to death. It is really unlucky for a person to have cold water and his teeth are blocked.
seam.
But the most depressing person in the audience is not Li Qi, but Hu You on the sidelines. Now he is sitting on a chair, his eyes are blank, looking at the field blankly, his eyes are full of despair, and even his voice is shaking.
He screamed hoarsely, but there was still nothing he could do to save the day. It would be okay if it were other games, but today the emperor watched the game in person, which was of great significance to him, but things in the world often backfire.
Now the whole audience is cheering for that pair, the sound is getting louder and louder, and those who bet on the guards have already started to hide their faces and cry. This day is really impossible to live.
Although the score was disparate, Song Huizong still watched it with gusto and said: "Gao Aiqing, the cooperation between the Zhang brothers is getting more and more sophisticated. They won last year. Even if we go down, we may not be able to take advantage."
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Gao Qiu nodded and said: "The emperor is right, but I think they are better because they have been playing Cuju together since childhood, so they have a tacit understanding. If we compare individually, the emperor's skills are still superior."
Song Huizong laughed. Although he had no words, the expression on his face told everyone that Gao Qiu was right.
Brother Qiu, you are so insightful. Why don't you give me an idea for my guard? Li Qi glanced at Gao Qiu depressedly. He wanted to help, but he was more than willing and unable.
Wang Fu suddenly laughed and said: "Prime Minister Zuo, you were also a member of Qiyun Club back then. I remember that back then you boasted that you could kick all the rugs in the world and that you were the most powerful in the entire Qiyun Club. But now you have these two tricks.
Amazing junior, I wonder who is better than you compared to these two juniors?"
Li Bangyan's expression changed, and he was about to answer when he suddenly heard Song Huizong say: "Although Zuo Xiang's footwork is outstanding, he always likes to play alone and treats others as nothing. If others are in the same team with him, it will be difficult to touch them."
When it comes to Ju, I think the Zhang brothers are more skilled."
Li Bangyan shook his head and said: "Your Majesty, I don't agree with what you say. Wei Chen doesn't like to kick alone. That's because the other people's foot skills are too bad. It's better for Wei Chen to kick alone. Wei Chen is also forced to have no choice.
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Song Huizong was actually a very liberal emperor. They often quarreled while playing Cuju together, so this is not surprising.
It turned out to be a solitary person. No wonder he had so much greed and didn’t share it. Li Qi casually laughed and said: “I’m not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but I’m afraid of teammates who are like pigs.”
"Yes, yes. What Bu Shuai said is not bad at all. You are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but you are afraid of teammates who are like pigs. Haha, you said it well, you said it well." Li Bangyan laughed loudly.
Wang Fu laughed and said: "Commander Bu, I think what you said is inappropriate. Although Qiyun Society is powerful, it cannot be called a god-like opponent. Your bodyguards have already been defeated like a mountain, so you
Those players who guard the horses are not as good as pigs, it is unfair."
Song Huizong laughed and said: "Wang Aiqing is right, Li Qi, your guard Ma doesn't pay much attention to this game. Look at how they are playing, there is no order."
Because Li Bangyan was always complacent and arrogant in Cuju, Song Huizong, Wang Fu and others were very unhappy with him. Whenever they found an opportunity, they both ridiculed Li Bangyan. Li Qi didn't understand. What he said just now seemed to be a substitute.
Li Bangyan's words to relieve the siege offended both of them, and now they started to fire at the guards.
Wang Fu smiled again and said: "Your Majesty, Bu Shuai always brings surprises to people. I think he must have a magic weapon that can turn the guards' defeat into victory. Maybe this is just an illusion created by him."
Song Huizong smiled and nodded: "What Aiqing said makes sense. Li Qi, if you have any magic weapon, please bring it out quickly. Don't wait for me to guess."
Damn it. You two are an emperor and a prime minister, and you are so petty. I just said the wrong thing for a moment, and you chased me hard. If I had a magic weapon, I would have taken it out long ago. Why wait until now? Who would think so?
It's too early to pretend. Li Qi was extremely embarrassed and said sarcastically: "Your Majesty, what are you talking about? I don't know how to play Cuju. How can I have any magic weapon?"
Zhao Kaiyi and Bo Yuntian said: "Li Qi, why do you have to be humble? No matter what happened before, you couldn't explain it. As a result, you always got the limelight. I believe you will be no exception this time."
Today, you are here to join in the fun. Are you helping me or harming me? Li Qi said angrily: "Your Highness, I am so proud of you. I am ashamed to be a low-ranking official."
Li Bangyan reciprocated and said: "Your Majesty, this Qiyun Society is too strong. It is not a shame for the guards to lose to them. We can guarantee that we will not fall behind by more than ten goals at most."
Song Huizong and Wang Fu burst out laughing when they heard this.
You idiot, can you make a clearance? If you lose ten goals, you will probably set a record. Li Qi lowered his head and said nothing. It was so embarrassing. He also scolded Hu You, a fool, for training for so long, but he still behaves like this.
Zhao Kai suddenly said: "Ouch, Zhang Yishui entered again."
No way. Li Qi hurriedly looked up and saw Zhang Yishui sighing and shaking his head towards the player guarding the horse. He was so arrogant. If this continues, will I still have the face to show off in the future?
Song Huizong took a closer look, laughed loudly, and said: "Prime Minister Zuo, I really hope to win more than ten goals."
Wang Fu and others burst into laughter.
Bang bang bang.
The gong sounded at the end of the first half. It was such an unbearable first half.
Ten to four.
This one has already exceeded five and a half goals in the first half. Those who bet on Qiyun Society have already begun to raise their glasses to celebrate, while all those who bet on Guard Horse have their heads lowered and panting, probably because they are tired of scolding.
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Li Qi stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I would like to go down and take a look." Instead of sitting here and listening to their cynicism, he might as well go down and comfort his team members, do something practical, and try not to lose ten goals.
Song Huizong chuckled and said: "You go ahead. I'm still waiting to see your magic weapon to win."
On the day, Li Qi held his breath, bowed and left.
When Ma Qiao and Chen Anan saw Li Qi coming out, they quickly stood up. Ma Qiao looked depressed and said: "Deputy Commander, here."
"Stop talking, I'm almost mad."
Li Qi snorted angrily, and then walked towards the guard horse's lounge.
As soon as they arrived near the guard horse lounge, they heard Hu You's roar from afar.
"What are you guys kicking at, you losers? How do I usually teach you? This bunch of losers really pisses me off."
You must be the most useless person. Li Qi snorted, walked up and knocked on the door.
"who?"
"it's me."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a creak and the door opened. Hu You said nervously: "Deputy Commander, is the Emperor angry?"
Li Qi said angrily: "The Emperor is very happy. If we lose twenty goals, the Emperor will be even happier."
Hu You looked happy and said: "Seriously?"
This guy really has no sportsmanship. It seems that he will be a good candidate for match-fixing in the future. Li Qi sneered and said, "But I'm not happy."
As a Bu Commander, he is now on an equal footing with Hu You. In addition, he is currently in the limelight, so there is no need to worry about what he says.
Hu You didn't dare to offend Li Qi at all now. As soon as he met Li Qi, he demoted himself to a lower level, smiled sarcastically, and didn't answer.
Li Qi was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, raised his legs and walked in. The players stood up and clasped their fists and said: "For this humble position, please see the deputy commander."
Li Qi hummed, and when he saw that all of them looked downcast, he frowned and said, "What are you doing? What are you doing? The game is not over yet, so you are going to admit defeat?"
Everyone bowed their heads and remained silent.
One of them said: "Deputy Commander, we don't want to either, but our opponent is too strong."
"What did you say?" Li Qi shouted angrily and encouraged: "You are the Forbidden Army, how can you give up easily? This is not the spirit of our guards. As long as the gongs and drums of the competition are not sounded, you cannot give up. Listen.
Have you arrived yet?"
Another person muttered: "But this is not a fight. If it were a fight, the three of us could kill them all."
Li Qi's eyes suddenly lit up, he pointed at the man and said, "What did you just say?"
The man was startled, shook his head and said, "I didn't say anything."
"You just said it clearly, do you still want to deceive me, Ma Qiao, and drag him out to kill him?"
Li Qi's understatement immediately frightened the man to the ground, and he quickly repeated what he had just said word for word.
Yes, footwork is our weakness, and our body is our strength. There is no reason to use our weakness to compete with the opponent's strength. Li Qi pondered for a moment, and suddenly said to Hu You: "Ma Shuai, we are also the Forbidden Army after all.
It’s reasonable to bring a knife to a competition.”
Bringing a knife? Competing? What does this man want to do? Hu You's face tightened and he said in horror: "Deputy Commander, this is absolutely impossible."
Li Qi laughed and said: "Of course I know it's not possible, I'm just joking." As he said that, he suddenly changed the subject and shouted in a deep voice: "But we are also strong men after all, how can we kick it to a bitch? Like, look what you mentioned in the first half is a magic horse thing. Since it is a confrontational game, collisions are inevitable. Without collisions, there is no passion. But you are not playing Cuju here. You are clearly playing. Let others ravage you, they use their feet to ravage your spirit, don't you know how to use your body to ravage their body? The other party is not a group of women, do you need to be so compassionate?"
Trampling their bodies?
Everyone looked at Li Qi in shock, but there was a strange excitement in their eyes.