Not only Li Shishi and his husband, Mrs. Qin, but also Bai Qiannuo and Feng Yinu, Song Yuchen and his son, and Zheng Yi also came. It was really a surprise but not a surprise.
It's strange why they all came.
Li Qi frowned. He thought it was understandable that Bai Qiannuo and Feng Yinu would come, but he clearly remembered that when the date for the spring outing was set, Mrs. Qin definitely told him that they would not come, and she would not come on such an occasion.
I have never liked it, let alone coming with the emperor, Cai Jing and the others.
Could it be that old guy Wang Zhongling asked her to come? It's really possible. But why did Wang Zhongling let her come?
Li Qi pondered for a moment, then understood, and thought to himself, the emperor must have wanted to travel with Master Li, but he was afraid that others would gossip, so he simply pulled Qiniang and Madam out as a cover, md, even having an affair can lead to this kind of state
, you really deserve to be the best in the world.
"Li Qi, you're here."
While Li Qi was thinking, he suddenly heard someone calling him in front of him. He looked up and saw Gao Qiu walking over. He hurriedly saluted and said, "I have seen the Taiwei."
Gao Qiu said with a smile: "I am here just for the spring outing. I can avoid these common etiquette if I can."
"Yes yes yes."
Li Qi chuckled, pointed at Song Huizong and others not far away and said: "Taiwei, what are the officials doing?"
Gao Qiu said: "Oh, they are playing against each other."
Is it a match again? Li Qi's chrysanthemums tightened and he subconsciously said: "Captain, why don't you go." As soon as he said this, he realized that something was wrong. Brother Qiu is a good athlete, and this kind of literary and artistic thing
He probably wasn't good at it, so he added, "Then I won't disturb them. I'll go cook first."
In fact, this thing is not suitable for him.
Gao Qiu understood Li Qi's mood at this time very well, nodded and said: "You go ahead, I will talk to the senior officials later."
"Thank you, Lieutenant."
Li Qi handed over his hand and was about to leave. Suddenly, he heard someone shouting: "Commander Bu, where are you going?"
You bastard, I let you go, but your mother still bumped into you. A sharp look flashed in Li Qi's eyes, but when he turned around, the professional smile hung on his lips again, and he looked at Brother Qiu.
Gao Qiu smiled bitterly and shook his head slightly, signaling him not to be too reckless.
I don't want to cause trouble, but look at the people standing here, Wang Fu, Li Bangyan and Song Moquan. It's hard to imagine whether it's going to be lively or not.
The two came to Song Huizong together.
Li Qi saluted Song Huizong, but he didn't even look at Song Yuchen, who called him just now.
Song Huizong said with a smile: "Li Qi, I came uninvited today, so I didn't disturb you."
Of course I'm disturbing, but the question is, dare I say it, didn't you take off your pants and fart? Li Qi smiled and said: "Where, where, the high official and the teacher girl can come. I'm happy before it's too late."
Song Huizong laughed, and suddenly thought of something, and said: "I heard that you shocked everyone with a combination of skills at the lantern viewing party and stole the show. Is this possible?"
Day. You are obviously stirring up trouble. Okay, I will just pick up the straw and hit the rabbit. Li Qi smiled and said: "The official rewarded me, it was just a flash of inspiration on my part. Mr. Song even agreed to it."
Every time you see me, you bow to me three times, and I feel really bad about it. By the way, Mr. Song, you seem to have forgotten to do some things. As a gentleman, you cannot break your promise."
When Gao Qiu heard this, he sighed secretly. Every time this kid showed up, he would always cause some trouble.
Song Huizong snorted and said, "Is there such a thing?"
Damn it! Keep playing for me. Li Qi nodded and said, "Both Prime Minister Bai and Brother Zheng can testify to this."
Song Moquan sneered and said, "I've heard about this too, but do you dare to say that Zheng Erlang didn't help you that day?"
Li Qi glanced at Zheng Yi slightly and saw an apology on his face. Knowing this, he must have said it. I understood that the father and son came here just to regret it. He smiled and said: "Scholar Song,
The bet between me and Mr. Ling happened later and has nothing to do with the previous one."
Song Moquan hummed: "You cheated first. I am a gentleman. How can I outsmart you businessmen? This bet will never count."
Mrs. Qin on the side quickly winked at Li Qi and told him to get off the donkey along the slope and not to cause trouble.
Her look reminded Li Qi, and she said with a smile: "Song University scholar is a second-rank official, and I am only a fourth-rank official. You can do whatever you say, and what else can I do? The first-level official rank is overwhelming."
I think, since it was the emperor who started it, I will still be afraid of you, old man.
Gao Qiu saw that Li Qi's words suddenly changed and were extremely sharp, unlike his style. He pondered for a moment, then understood and couldn't help but smile.
Even Liang Shicheng admired Li Qi more and more. It was really commendable that he could figure out the holy intention in such a short time.
Song Yuchen pointed at Li Qi angrily and said, "My father is just talking about things. When did he use his official rank to suppress you? You don't have to talk nonsense here. But you always like to use this trick."
Li Qi sighed and said sadly: "I am too stupid to talk to you. You have already given up. Why do you bother to pursue and fight like this?"
When Mrs. Qin heard what he said was so desolate, she actually believed it and felt that she should help. Bai Qiannuo, who was beside him, could see Mrs. Qin's thoughts at a glance and quickly pulled her down and gave her a look to reassure her.
These words made the Song family father and son so angry that they were fuming. If you were stupid, I'm afraid there would be no one in the world who could speak.
Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty coughed slightly and said: "My dear friends, please be patient. I just heard what you said. Each of you has his own reasons. Let's do it this way. You guys can compete again and I will take my place."
How about you testify?"
Song Moquan smiled and said: "This is a very clever plan by the officials, very clever."
You are so tall. Li Qi said aggrievedly: "Sir, this kind of competition is unfair. I'd better admit defeat."
What a good boy, you dare to negotiate terms with me. Song Huizong narrowed his eyes and asked, "How do you say this?"
"They are father and son, and I am alone. The number alone is not fair."
Song Moquan said: "Don't worry, I will never provide any help to the child."
"In view of what you just said, I doubt your character." Li Qi said straightforwardly.
As soon as these words came out, there were only a few puffs and puffs, and everyone including Zhao Kai, Wang Fu, and Li Bangyan, who were ready to watch the show, burst into laughter.
This guy is really awesome.
Song Moquan had never been teased like this by a junior, and his face turned purple with anger.
Seeing that he was going crazy, Song Huizong hurriedly said: "Then how do you want to compare?"
Li Qidao: "Two against two, my wife Qin and I will make a pair on one side. If the other side can't match up, whoever loses."
Mrs. Qin and Wang Zhongling both looked tense at the same time, secretly cursing Li Qi for being so unkind for dragging them into the water.
"That's fine."
Song Huizong nodded and asked Song Moquan, "I wonder what Scholar Song thinks?"
"I don't have any objection, I'm just afraid that someone will say later that I bully the small."
Li Qi said hey: "What Scholar Song said is true. In fact, I am also afraid that others will say that I use the big to bully the small." He said and glanced at Song Yuchen again.
At this moment, a person suddenly appeared from behind Li Qi, and he heard a chuckle. "Uncle Zhao, daddy, what are you playing at?"
The person who came was not Gao Yanei.
When Song Huizong saw this live treasure coming, he said cheerfully: "We are playing pairs, is Kang'er interested?"
Gao Yanei said happily: "Yes, Li Qi's pairing is also very interesting."
Gao Qiu said in a deep voice: "Kang'er, please don't be rude."
"Hey." Song Huizong raised his hand and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, I seem to have never heard Kang'er talk to each other. Could it be that Kang'er is so elegant? He might as well write a couplet to open our eyes.
"
Sweat! You are really in high spirits today, even for idiots like Gao Yanei. Li Qi tried his best to hold back his smile.
Gao Yanei was so praised by Song Huizong that he felt a little overwhelmed. There seemed to be a short circuit in his brain. He nodded vigorously and said: "Okay, okay, okay, okay." After he said it, the frequency began to become slower and slower, and his face was sweating profusely. He saw everyone again.
Everyone looked at him in surprise, and the last few words were like a faint moan.
Li Qi was overjoyed when he heard the plan. He shouted, "Absolutely, this is absolutely absolute."
His loud shout made everyone startled.
Cai Jingdao: "Li Qi, what did you say? What absolute?"
The others also looked at him blankly.
Li Qidao: "What I'm saying is that the pair that comes out of the office is absolute."
"What? Absolutely?"
Gao Yanei looked at him with wide eyes.
Song Huizong was confused and asked: "When did Kang'er make the right mistake?"
Song Moquan said: "High official, he is obviously talking nonsense and deliberately confusing the public."
Gao Qiu also said: "Li Qi, the people standing here are all literary people, please don't mess around."
Master Li smiled and said: "Song Scholar, Taiwei, Master Li thinks that Master Li is not a person who speaks arrogant words. There must be a reason for him to say so."
Women understand me better. Li Qi smiled and said: "Yes, but words are unfounded. I think it is more appropriate to write them down, in case so-and-so does not admit his account. Yameni, don't you think so?"
Although Gao Yanei was confused, he felt in his heart that Li Qi would never betray him, so he nodded quickly and said: "Yes, yes."
Song Huizong's curiosity was suddenly aroused, and he waved his hand and said: "I will serve you with pen and ink."
When poets like them come for a spring outing in the wild, in addition to reciting poems and composing poems, they must also paint, so the pen and ink are all ready-made.
Soon, several servants brought a table over.
The four treasures of the study room on the long table are all present.
Li Qidao: "Ya Nei, please quickly write down your absolute statement."
"Absolutely." Gao Yanei said sarcastically, "Just write it for me."
If I could write, I would have written long ago. Li Qi coughed and said, "It's unfair for me to write, so you should write it yourself." After saying that, he immediately whispered: "You write seven lines.
'Just the word ' will do."
Seven "Xing" characters? Is this a pairing? Gao Yamen began to beat the drum in his heart, but now, he can only bite the bullet and pick up the pen. His hands began to tremble, and he struggled to write on the paper.
There were seven words "行" written on it. It was so difficult to write this line. It was like having sex n times. I was almost exhausted. I looked at Li Qi with tears in my eyes. "Brother, the next step is up to you."
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I didn’t expect that this guy is better at calligraphy than me. It seems that this is the advantage of the ancients. Li Qi couldn’t help but feel ashamed.
The quality of this word is no longer important to Song Huizong and others. The key is that these seven words are really difficult to understand when put together. They all have an expression of thinking.
Bai Qiannuo thought for a while, but couldn't figure it out. While everyone was immersed in thinking, Qianqian gave Li Qi a wink.
If he wanted to give a hint, even if a wink was enough, he would have to at least stun me. Li Qi pouted, with a coquettish expression on his face, and Bai Qiannuo stomped his feet in anger.
Song Huizong thought about it for a while, but was still puzzled. He glanced at Li Qi and saw that he looked confident, and said: "Li Qi, you said this is absolute. Do you have a second line?"
I won't be fooled if you want me to do things for no good reason. Li Qi shook his head and said: "As a senior official, Li Qi has little talent and knowledge. How can he be able to match the absolute authority of Shangyamen? You'd better hire a scholar from the Song Dynasty, right?"
Gao Yanei said cheerfully: "Li Qi, you are so upright."
Didn't Song Huizong not know Li Qi's thoughts? He felt angry and funny in his heart, and said: "Let's do this, Yuchen and Li Qi. If either of you fight Kang'er first, you can fight even if whoever wins."
Song Yuchen's face tightened, but once Jinchou opened his mouth, he did not dare to refute.
Song Moquan racked his brains, but he couldn't figure out the trick.
That's pretty much it. If you, Song Yuchen, dare to go back on your word now, you are disobeying the imperial edict, and I will kill you. Finally, a smug smile appeared on the corner of Li Qi's mouth.
Mrs. Qin and Zheng Yi looked at each other. They both shook their heads.
Cai Jing, Li Bangyan and others also shook their heads in silence.
Gao Yanei felt extremely happy when he saw that his partner had stumped everyone in the literary world.
Song Huizong said: "Which of you will come first?"
Li Qi said generously: "Mr. Song, please go ahead and invite me."
Song Yuchen frowned and shook his head: "I can't apologize."
Li Qi sighed: "This pairing is indeed absolute. It's hard to be right. It's really hard to be right."
Song Huizong said angrily: "Where did you come from with all this nonsense? If you want to be right, then be right. If not, then Yuchen will win."
"Young official, he can't stand up to me, isn't he? This is unfair to me."
"Um?"
"I didn't say anything." Li Qi smiled and pretended to think deeply. After a moment, he suddenly said: "Yes." He picked up the pen and made a lot of determination before writing seven big characters on it.
Long long long long long.
The writing is still so bad.
Gao Yanei nodded pretending to be profound and said, "That's right. It's just that the handwriting is a little worse than ours."
When Li Qi heard this, his teeth itched with hatred.
Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty asked: "What do you think Kang'er said?"
Gao Yanei chuckled and said, "The seven characters in my first couplet are all the same, and the seven characters in Li Qi's second couplet are also the same. Isn't this just right?"
Li Qi almost slapped him in the face and said hurriedly: "Officials, you are joking in the yamen, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. In fact, the first couplet in the yamen means, sail, sail, sail."
He wrote seven big characters on it with a pen: sail, sail, sail, sail.
Everyone suddenly realized.
Li Qi smiled and said: "And my second line is, always rise, always rise, always rise." He wrote it down again with a pen.
Zheng Yi understood immediately, clapped his hands and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, the top and bottom are connected together, which means that all the merchants are well-connected and the profits of goods will increase year by year."
Li Qi smiled and said: "Brother Zheng, what you said is our Zuixianju's expectation for this year. I hope I can lend you some good words."
Song Huizong laughed loudly and said: "Interesting, interesting, this couplet is really interesting."
The others also shook their heads and smiled bitterly. This Li Qi was really the nemesis of the Hanlin Academy.
Song Moquan and his son's faces were ashen.
However, Song Moquan was also a man who had experienced strong winds and waves, and nodded towards Song Yuchen.
Song Yuchen gritted his teeth, stepped forward, bowed his hands three times and said: "You are handsome and talented, Yuchen has learned."
Li Qi waited for him to finish the salute, then pretended to help him up and said with a smile: "Young Master Song is too modest."
Gao Yanei put his hands on his hips and said proudly: "We also share in this couplet."
Gao Qiu shouted in a deep voice: "Kang'er, stop messing around and step aside."
"oh."
Gao Yanei stepped aside obediently, thinking that he would have to tell Xiaojiu and the others about this later.
Song Huizong didn't want Song Moquan to be too embarrassed, so he laughed and said, "Li Qi, what dishes did you prepare today?"
Li Qi also gave it up as soon as it was good, and said with a smile: "The main thing is stone slab barbecue."
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