The person who said this, Li Qi, looked arrogant. He had been in the Song Dynasty for so long, and he had never dared to take the initiative to show off with poems, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting. You have to know that there are so many outstanding talents these days.
If he doesn't do it well, he will be slapped in the face. Usually he has no control over it, or he is forced to have no choice but to do it. Bijing has less ink in his stomach, so he must use it sparingly.
But it was different today. Standing opposite him were a group of old men from sports teams, who were even worse than him, a science student. If he didn't show off with his literary skills, how could he write a novel?
Poems, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting?
As soon as these eight characters came out, swish, swish, swish, the officials of the Song Dynasty mission all raised their heads, with confidence on their faces. At first glance, they all had the momentum of one against a hundred.
This may also become their last fig leaf.
Sweating! I didn’t expect that my casual words could have such great power. Li Qi couldn’t help but froze when he saw the expressions on his colleagues’ faces.
Shameless, so shameless.
The ministers of the Jin Kingdom all looked at Li Qi with disdain. Is there anyone more shameless than this? Who in the world doesn’t know that you, the Song Dynasty, are unrivaled in this regard, from the emperor to the traffickers and lackeys?
Recite a few sentences, but our text still has a lot of blank space here, aren't you sincerely bullying people?
Zhao Kai lowered his head and snickered, and he understood in his heart. It turned out that the negotiation was about choosing the king's superior horse and the other's middle horse. No, it should be with the other's inferior horse.
After all, Wanyan Sheng was an emperor in the end. He laughed and said, "The languages and writings between you and me are very different. It may be unfair to compare them."
With just one understatement, Li Qi's plan to show off was aborted, and Ziji lost face.
Wanyan Zongwang smiled and said: "That's right. Besides, it's not appropriate to compare these things in this school field. Let's compare our skills. I also want to learn about the methods of your Southern Dynasty Forbidden Army. I hope you can give me some advice."
Day, you are really cruel. You actually want to murder me. Li Qi laughed and said: "Come to think of it, the second prince and I can be said to have tens of millions of innocent souls in our hands."
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was extremely shocked.
Even Zhao Kai and Ma Qiao, who were familiar with Li Qi, were dumbfounded. Wanyan Zongwang was well-deserved for holding tens of millions of innocent souls. But Li Qi, I am afraid that he has not even killed anyone. Where did these millions of innocent souls come from?
When they came, they also found it quite puzzling.
Wanyan Sheng was surprised: "I never expected that you could have such a record at such a young age, and be faster than the rest of us."
Wanyan Zongwang definitely didn't believe Li Qi's nonsense, and sneered: "I want to hear it too."
Li Qi chuckled and said: "There is a saying in Buddhism that all living beings are equal. The second prince has killed tens of millions of enemy soldiers and holds tens of millions of human lives in his hands. Since I learned to cook, I have killed more than tens of millions of beasts. These are all one by one."
Wrong soul."
Puff puff.
Not to mention the ministers of the Jin Kingdom. Even many people in the Song Dynasty burst out laughing on the spot.
When Wanyan Zongwang heard that Li Qi was comparing the killing of animals with his illustrious achievements that he had always been proud of, he was so angry that he just wanted to cut Li Qi into pieces. It was really insulting.
This person is really elusive. Wanyan Sheng was stunned for a while before he realized what he was doing. He couldn't laugh or cry. He really didn't know how to put it.
Wanyan Zongwang said angrily: "Whether you are killing people or animals, you are just talking about it. Please show your real skills and let me see you. I am very willing to fight you a few times."
I hope your Imperial Guards in the Southern Dynasties are not in vain. They only rely on words to show off, or that you can only train with those chickens and ducks."
The people behind him laughed.
Although Wanyan Sheng felt that this was a bit inappropriate, given Wanyan Zongwang's prestige, he couldn't say more.
Damn it! You think I'm a fool. I'll end up with you, so I won't tear you apart. Li Qi has already talked about this, knowing that there is no way to avoid this. Even if he loses, he must be tough.
On the skin, otherwise there is no way to have the nerve to negotiate with others, but he doesn’t necessarily have to come forward. He smiled shamelessly and said: "The second prince is really funny, but I thought we were both handsome. I wonder if the second prince thinks I have it?"
Wrong?"
When Wanyan Zongwang heard that Li Qi always compared Ziji to him, he felt extremely ashamed, but he didn't want to get angry and hummed: "What then?"
Li Qi added: "To be a commander, one does not necessarily have to charge into battle. To dispatch troops, arrange troops, and formulate the most advantageous tactics according to the situation at that time is what a commander should do. I don't know if I can
Did you say something wrong?"
These words made Wanyan Sheng a little surprised. He nodded and said with a smile: "You are right."
Li Qi shrugged and said with a smile: "Actually, I really hope to learn from the second prince's clever tactics, but I feel that this cannot reflect the military talents of you and me. How about this, let's select from our respective sides.
Three people, competing in three games, whoever wins two games will be considered the winner, what do you think?"
Everyone listened to what he said for a long time, and then wandered around for a long time, until they heard the end, and finally listened to Mingbái. It turned out that he did not dare to go out and have a showdown with Wanyan Zongwang.
Wanyan Zongwang has now come to appreciate Li Qi's eloquence. He is obviously timid and does not dare to compete with him. However, what he says is reasonable and well-founded and cannot be refuted. However, he has always been the commander or deputy commander in the army.
, seeing that Li Qi had said this, if he forced it any further, wouldn't it mean that Ziji was just a small soldier charging into the battle? He thought to himself, even if I can't teach you a lesson, I will make you lose face in Nanchao. He nodded and said: "Just
According to what you said, how do you plan to compare?"
When Li Qi heard that Ziji would not have to go down, he let out a sigh of relief. Asking him to negotiate was just a waste of time. If he was allowed to fight with others again, it would really cost him his life. He said very grandly: "You are the masters."
, we are guests, so naturally you make the decision."
Wanyan Zongwang didn't seem to be pretentious. He pondered for a moment and said, "It would be too boring and unfair if all three games were to compete. Let's do this. The first game is about wrestling, the second game is about riding and shooting, and the third game is about riding and shooting.
Let’s try horse racing for the first time. How do you think?”
Li Qi nodded and said: "That's very reasonable." When he said this, he suddenly thought that Ziji was just here to make soy sauce. Why did Ziji act like a leader?
What does the doctor think?"
You have finished speaking, and now you come to ask us, aren't you deliberately playing tricks on us? Zhao Liangsi felt a little unhappy in his heart. Naturally, he did not want to compete with Jin Guo in this. It is obvious that Ziji is not as good as the other party, but he can't say anything.
How could he refuse this offer? He asked Zhao Kai, "Your Highness, it's you who make the decision."
Zhao Kai simply said: "Just follow what the second prince said."
Wanyan Sheng smiled and said, "In that case, you should hurry up and get ready."
As he spoke, he ordered people to take the Song Dynasty envoy to a tent.
After the soldier left, Zhao Liangsi quickly asked: "Li Qi, are you sure?"
Li Qi shook his head and said: "Méiyou, I will be humiliated by them anyway, so I might as well give it a try."
"What you said makes sense." Zhao Liangsi sighed and asked: "Then how do you plan to arrange it? This is the camp of the Jin soldiers. All of those Jin soldiers are brave and good at fighting. The time, place and people are all right. Not on our side."
You don't need to talk about it. Li Qi sighed and suddenly heard someone say: "What else should be arranged? It's really troublesome. I can just show up alone. Who else can bring back this honor for the deputy commander besides me?" .”
This tone is really unusual.
Everyone turned around and saw who it was that was not Ma Qiao.
This guy is really worthless. But I really have to rely on him. Li Qi laughed and scolded: "You are deaf, do you understand the formation of troops? If you can fight three games by yourself, then you are called a p-platform." Set up the formation."
Ma Qiao was stunned, clasping his hands behind his back. He looked up and sighed: "It seems we are going to lose two games."
Damn! You are too arrogant.
Yue Fei was unhappy, but he didn't dare to be as unruly as Ma Qiao, so he whispered: "I'm still here."
Ma Qiao turned around and said happily: "Yes. Yes, there is also Brother Yue. Why did you forget? Well, I will compete in the first game, Brother Yue will compete in the second game, and the third game will be No need to compare."
Yue Fei nodded and said: "Yue Fei will definitely not disgrace our Song Dynasty."
Li Qi said frantically: "Maqiao, who has the final say here?"
Ma Qiao's face stiffened and he said, "Then what do you think we should do?"
Li Qi took a deep breath, covered his face and said, "Just do as you say."
Zhao Kai suddenly said: "Let me compete in the second game. Yue Fei, I see that you always carry a gun with you, so let me compete in the third game. I also want to see if Wanyan Zongwang is really like the legendary one." So awesome."
In fact, riding, shooting, and marksmanship are Yue Fei's special skills. He is really not a picky person. He cupped his fists and said: "I obey."
Zhao Liangsi hurriedly said: "Your Highness, you must not do it. The sword has no eyes. If there is an accident, how can I go back and report to the emperor?"
Li Qi said worriedly: "Doctor Zhao is right, Your Highness, Wanyan Zongwang may not be able to compete with you."
Zhao Kai said resolutely: "I have my own way to put him to death. No matter whether I win or lose, I will definitely win this match."
Li Qi glanced at Zhao Liangsi, who stared at him with bulging eyes, saying, "You are the one who caused this, so of course you are responsible. You blame me for this. He is His Highness, can I stop him?"
Zhao Kai glanced at the two of them, showed the authority of the prince and said: "This matter has been decided like this."
"Okay then."
After everyone discussed it, they came outside again. At this time, Wanyan Zongwang's side was already ready, and the field in front of them was cleared. The soldiers who were training were standing on the sidelines.
Wanyan Zongwang said confidently: "I wonder if you have discussed it well."
Since this competition is nominally about handsomeness, of course, this is just an euphemistic name, but no matter what, Li Qi has to come forward. He nodded and said: "Of course. Who will the second prince prepare to play in the first game?"
Wanyan Zongwang smiled slightly and shouted behind him.
Suddenly, a sound as thin as a sheep's braying was heard, and then a huge black shadow shone towards Li Qi and the others like it covered the sky.
I saw a big fat man over 1.8 meters walking out. His chest circumference was estimated to be at least three hundred kilograms. The flesh on his face almost squeezed his eyes into his head. Even Aguda couldn't find anything decent.
He was given some clothes to wear, with his chest and belly exposed. Fortunately, the fat man's chest hair was thick enough, so it was well covered.
Every step this fat man took made people's bodies tremble, but not to mention, this fat man was quite polite. He walked up to the front and saluted Wanyan Sheng and others, and thought Zhao Kai would wait.
A gift.
Day, you are cheating, this is obviously not the same weight class, how can you compare? Li Qi was so overwhelmed by the fat man's aura that his brain felt dizzy.
Wanyan Zongwang chuckled: "I wonder who you plan to send to appear?"
Li Qi looked at the big fat man, his Adam's apple rolled unconsciously, and he hesitated whether to introduce Ma Qiao in a grand way.
However, Li Qi's hesitation seriously hurt Ma Qiao's self-esteem. Ziji stood up and said loudly: "That's me."
Wanyan Zongwang looked for the reputation and saw a middle-sized, plain-looking, thin man. He was stunned for a moment, and then everyone started laughing.
The officials of the Song Dynasty envoys lowered their heads again.
The fat man also looked at Maqiao with a smile on his face, as if a child had discovered a new toy, with a hint of fondness in his small eyes.
Ma Qiao was completely angry. To be continued...)
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