Wu Xiaoliu and Chen Anan hurriedly stepped forward to help Li Qi, who had just fallen onto his back.
"Get out of my way. I don't believe in this evil anymore. Even you, a beast, can't do anything about it."
As soon as Li Qi stood up, he pushed Wu Xiaoliu and others away, pointed at the extremely calm little donkey in front of him and cursed.
If you occasionally miss an appointment, you can forgive it. But if you miss two appointments in two consecutive days, and the other person is still the same person, and most importantly, the other person is a woman, this kind of mistake is absolutely unforgivable.
Li Qi naturally knew the pros and cons, and besides, it was Bai Qiannuo who he wanted, so he got out of bed early in the morning and prepared to go to Wangchunmen for an appointment.
But because he had been running around all day yesterday, his legs were still sore, so Li Qi asked Wu Xiaoliu to rent him a small donkey.
This was really his first time riding this thing, and he was quite looking forward to it. However, before he even got out of the yard, he fell down three times while riding the donkey. The scene was really terrible.
"Brother Li, didn't you always say that you used to ride those horses? Why can't you even ride a donkey now?" Wu Xiaoliu suppressed a smile and asked with curiosity on his face.
"What do you mean a horse? Remember, it's called a BMW. Do you understand?" Li Qi said angrily.
"But when I saw people riding donkeys in the past, they always climbed up and put their legs on both sides. No one puts their legs on one side like you do. And if you don't hold the reins, of course it's easy to fall off." Chen Anan
He was very suspicious of Li Qi's posture on the donkey.
"Haven't you ever heard of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey backwards? This is called being cool. Do you understand?"
They both shook their heads at the same time.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you."
Li Qi waved his hand and saw that it was getting late. He glanced at the malnourished little donkey in front of him, sighed, turned over and rode on it. According to Chen Anan's instructions, he held the donkey's body firmly with his legs and rode on.
Holding the reins tightly with one hand, he reached out to Wu Xiaoliu with the other and said, "Bring me my bamboo hat."
"oh."
Wu Xiaoliu hurriedly handed the bamboo hat with one corner broken to Li Qi.
Li Qi took the bamboo hat, clasped it on his head coquettishly, clamped his legs together, and shouted: "Go!"
The little donkey snorted a few times and slowly walked forward, ticking.
Chen Anan looked at Li Qi's retreating figure and asked Wu Xiaoliu: "Liu Zi, has Brother Li really ridden a horse before?"
Wu Xiaoliu shook his head and said, "I don't know that, but I'm sure he has never ridden a donkey."
...
Li Qi rode a little donkey and wandered to Wangchun Gate. He looked around, but he couldn't see the figure of the White Snake.
Isn't it? That girl wouldn't trick me on purpose.
Just when Li Qi was feeling uneasy, a carriage suddenly rushed out and stopped right next to him. He was so frightened that Li Qi almost fell off the donkey's back. Without looking, he opened his mouth and cursed: "Fuck! You!"
Does TMD know how to drive? Didn't you see someone standing here?" He hates these people who violate traffic rules the most.
"I didn't see a person, but I saw a donkey." At this time, a clear voice suddenly sounded in front of the carriage.
Huh? This voice sounds so familiar!
Li Qi leaned forward and looked in front of the car, only to see a little girl looking at him with a smile.
This little girl is Bai Qiannuo's maid Xing'er, and beside her sits a wrinkled coachman.
Damn it! It’s you, you stinky girl again, we are really enemies of each other.
Li Qi sneered and said: "Hey, who did I think it was? It turns out to be Miss Xing'er." After that, he turned to the little donkey sitting down and said: "Brother, okay, Miss Xing'er is here.
In the vast sea of people, there is only you in my eyes, and even a handsome guy like me ignores you. It seems that you are a very handsome boy!"
Xing'er was stunned for a moment, then realized what she was doing. She opened her eyes wide and pointed at Li Qi. Just when she was about to curse, she suddenly heard a pleasant voice from inside the carriage, "Mr. Li chose this one among the vast sea of donkeys."
I must have been in love with the donkey for a long time, how can my maid dare to take away his beauty? Moreover, this donkey is a female donkey, so it is a perfect match for the young master."
When Xing'er heard this, she immediately turned from anger to joy and squinted at Li Qi proudly.
Li Qi was stunned for a moment, then smiled towards the carriage and said, "What the White Lady said makes sense, no wonder you would find a stallion to ride on." He pointed at the crotch of the horse in front of the carriage.
It was Bai Qiannuo who spoke just now.
Xing'er looked in the direction of Li Qi's finger, and her face turned red with embarrassment. She pointed at Li Qi and said, "You--you are dirty."
When it came to talking skills, Bai Qiannuo knew that she was not as good as Li Qi, so she snorted angrily and said, "Myolie, let's go."
Myolie glared at Li Qi, then whispered something to the coachman.
Suddenly, the coachman whipped the horse violently and shouted, "Drive!"
The handsome horse immediately spread its legs and ran towards the outside of the city.
Sweat! It seems like it’s a bit much.
Li Qi hurriedly shouted: "White Lady, where are you going? I was just joking with you."
"I've already found him for you, I just want to see if you can keep up."
Bai Qiannuo's voice came from far away.
Li Qi looked down at his little donkey, raised his head and roared: "Damn! You are kidding me."
At this time, the carriage had already traveled more than ten feet away, and Bai Qiannuo told Li Qi with her actions that she was serious.
"Brother, it's time for you to show your strength, come---come, wow! Can you run!"
Li Qi looked at the calm donkey who was still unmoved and still walking slowly. He was so angry that he just wanted to kill this guy and drink. He looked up to the sky and sighed: "If I had known this, I shouldn't have saved that money this morning."
, just ask the six sons to rent a horse, what a mistake and eternal regret!"
In fact, Li Qiyuan also wanted to rent a horse, but he had never ridden a horse before, and he felt very guilty. Donkeys are good, they are short and cute, and they run slowly. The chance of getting into a car accident is very small, and this is a typical donkey with many horses in the Northern Song Dynasty.
There are only a few people who can ride a horse. Those who can ride a horse are either rich or noble. Today's horses are almost comparable to the Ferraris of his era, and the rent is naturally very expensive.
However, he never expected that Bai Qiannuo would come in a carriage, which Li Qi was a little surprised by.
...
After Bai Qiannuo rode the carriage for a while, she suddenly remembered that Li Qi got lost last time, and couldn't help but feel worried. She frowned slightly and shouted: "Stop the car."
The coachman immediately stopped the carriage.
"Sister Qi'er, what's the matter?" Xing'er asked in surprise.
Bai Qiannuo said calmly: "Xing'er, go see if that kid is following you."
"oh."
Xing'er responded, jumped out of the car, and looked back. Although there were many pedestrians on the road, there was no one riding a donkey. She giggled and said: "Sister Qi'er, how can that kid's donkey match our horse?"
Bi, he has disappeared a long time ago."
After hearing this, Bai Qiannuo complained secretly in his heart. Li Qi is the protagonist today. If he doesn't go, then this trip will be in vain, and said: "Then let's wait for him here."
Even though Xing'er felt reluctant in every way, Bai Qiannuo had already spoken, so she could only obey.
The master and servant waited for about a stick of incense, but still there was no sign of Li Qi.
This fool won't get lost again.
Bai Qiannuo became more and more worried and said anxiously: "Xing'er, let's go back and look for that kid."
At this moment, a brisk singing sound suddenly came from behind.
I have a little donkey that I never ride.
One day, on a whim, I rode it to the market.
I have a small leather whip in my hand, and I feel really proud.
I don’t know why it crashed and fell all over the mud.
Upon hearing this, Xing'er hurriedly jumped out of the car and saw a young man wearing a torn bamboo hat from a distance, riding a little donkey, swinging towards them.
"Ah! Sister Qi'er, it's that boy. - Huh? What kind of ditty is he singing? It's so strange."
Bai Qiannuo had already recognized Li Qi's voice, but when he heard the ditty, he unconsciously pursed his lips and chuckled, "Who knows where he heard it from."
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