Chapter six hundred and thirty fourth colored newspaper
Is this what obscene means?
Feng Yinu was so angry that she stared at Li Qi blankly. It took her a long time to react, and she suppressed the anger in her heart because she knew that facing Li Qi, who was thicker-skinned than the Great Wall, it was hard to get angry now.
To no avail, he said calmly: "Vice-dean, Yi Nu has difficulty moving now. Please go outside for a cup of tea first. Wait for a while, and I will come later."
Li Qi nodded and said cheerfully: "Oh, if you had told me earlier, people would have misunderstood me. Well, I will wait outside first." He turned around and left.
Feng Yinu never expected that Li Qi would agree so readily. He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then winked at Rou Xi and said, "Rou Xi, look to see if he's gone?"
Rou Xi swam over and saw Li Qi disappearing, so she said, "Sister Feng, he's gone."
Feng Yinu patted her chest, let out a breath, and then gritted her teeth and said: "If I don't avenge this revenge, I, Feng Yinu, swear not to be a human being." As she said this, she swam to the shore and slowly stood up from the water.
, that exquisite, plump and charming ketone body finally emerged from the water, and the golden sunlight lightly shone on it, making the water sparkle, like a hibiscus emerging from the water, exuding a dazzling light.
At this moment, Li Qi's voice sounded again, "Hey, by the way, I almost forgot that I have something to tell you."
Halfway through his words, Li Qi couldn't say any more and stared blankly at the charming and dazzling body. Feng Yinu was also dumbfounded and stared blankly at Li Qi. The two of them looked at each other with big eyes.
The eyes and expressions are surprisingly consistent and very funny.
"ah!"
Feng Yinu screamed late, squatted down suddenly, picked up the clothes next to him with one hand and held it in front of his chest. Rou Xi also hurriedly swam over and stood in front of Feng Yinu.
"I didn't see anything, I really didn't see anything." Li Qi shook his head and said, but he was filled with surprises. Wow! I didn't expect that hers was even bigger than Bone Desire's, and it was comparable to Madam's.
,md, Fortunately I am smart and know how to use this tactic to lure the enemy, otherwise I would not be able to see such beautiful scenery.
At this moment, Feng Yinu wanted to step forward and fight Li Qi. Tears were about to burst out of his eyes, and his hair was about to stand on end. Not waiting for such a bully, he said angrily: "What are you doing here, a shameless person like you?"
Li Qi walked forward without changing his expression. He said seriously: "Oh, that's it. I forgot that I have something urgent to discuss with you."
Feng Yinu looked at his smiling eyes and knew that she had been tricked. She secretly cursed herself for being too careless. It was a huge loss for letting others see her for nothing. She was probably thinking of killing herself.
.But she, who has a very strong personality, was so humiliated and humiliated. She tried her best to calm down and said with a red face: "Can't we talk about it later?"
Li Qi said angrily: "I also want to talk later, but I'm afraid you'll slip away again. Where can I find you by then?" He looked around as he spoke. "You really know how to enjoy it," he said.
, I found such a good place, but I was miserable, being chased all day long. If I don’t get this thing done today, my little life will be over.” I thought, such a good opportunity is in front of me.
.If I don’t take the opportunity to blackmail, am I worthy of God returning my favor?
Seeing that he was determined not to leave, Feng Yinu had to ask, "What's the matter?"
Li Qi said sternly: "What else could have happened? Of course it was about Legend of the Condor Heroes. You left without saying a word, which was very cool, but you left me a mess. What did you do?
It's not too irresponsible. I originally thought you were suffering from depression, but I didn't expect you to be here enjoying yourself. Are you worthy of my trust in you?"
Feng Yinu tilted his head and said, "Didn't I ask Rou Xi to go to the academy and ask for leave?"
Li Qi snorted and said: "Please, according to the rules of the college, even if you don't go in person, you must at least write a note stating how many days and why you are asking for leave. If everyone is like you, then this college will still be
How should we go on? I know you have been greatly wronged, but public affairs are public affairs and private affairs are private. If you do this, it will be very difficult for me as the deputy dean. Also, if you are not here, the book cannot be written, Gao
They are chasing after me all day long in the yamen, asking for books to read. Not to mention working, I even dream about being chased for manuscripts when I sleep. If this continues, I must be crazy, otherwise I would not be able to stand up to this.
The big sun is coming to you." But he said in his heart, if I had known that there would be such a beautiful day, I would have been here a long time ago. I don't care about the rumors of snakes, birds, dogs and bears.
Feng Yinu frowned and sighed: "I'm sorry, I did something wrong. It's just that I was shocked and scared at the time and was not in the mood to go to class at all, but I already planned to go back tomorrow."
Li Qi asked suspiciously: "Will you continue to write the story?"
Feng Yinu said sincerely: "Of course, since I promised you, I will definitely complete it. I, Feng Yinu, still have a beginning and an end to my work."
Li Qi breathed a sigh of relief and said: "That's good, that's good. How about we go back together today, do you happen to have a companion?"
Huh! You, a dirty and shameless person, clearly can't trust me. Feng Yinu nodded slightly and said softly: "That's fine. Can you avoid it now?"
Li Qi chuckled and waved: "Of course, of course, I'll wait for you outside now. If it ruins your mood for swimming, I'm really sorry. I'll excuse you now."
He turned around and took two steps, then suddenly turned back and said cautiously: "Ms. Feng, you are not lying to me, are you?"
A flash of anger flashed through Feng Yinu's eyes, but it only passed by in a flash. Then he gave him a charming smile that cost him his life, and said, "Can I lie to you about such a trivial matter?"
"That's true, then I'll go out first."
Li Qi chuckled, turned and left.
Feng Yinu learned the lesson this time, and first asked Rou Xi to go up and take a look. After making sure it was safe, Feng Yinu's eyes suddenly burst out with a gleam of fire, and his pink fists clenched tightly, making a gurgling sound.
Li Qi came to the waterside pavilion, stood on the edge of the lake, stretched, and recalled the beautiful scenery just now. It was so beautiful in his heart, but it was a pity that it was too short and was not enough to see. Suddenly, he heard a hum in the distance.
Hearing a haha sound, he looked up and saw that Ma Qiao was still entangled with the two guards. He smiled bitterly and said: "It seems that I, the bodyguard, are really depressed. But this way of playing, I won't beat you to death.
I will also die from exhaustion.”
After a while, he suddenly heard some noise behind him, and turned around to look. He saw Feng Yinu wearing a red robe, with a fair face showing traces of moisture, and her wet hair draped over her shoulders, still dripping with water.
His hands were tucked into his sleeves, with a charming smile on his face.
Li Qi was astonished and said: "Ms. Feng, why are you showing up like this? Your hair hasn't been wiped yet. You really don't need to be in such a hurry. I'm not in a hurry."
Feng Yinu swayed her graceful body and walked slowly towards Li Qi. With her left hand, she gently brushed away the few strands of disobedient hair that fell in front of her eyes, and said with a slight smile: "What the vice-dean said is, of course you can go back."
There’s no need to rush, but there’s something I’m so anxious about and I don’t want to wait any longer.”
Li Qi asked in astonishment: "What's the matter?"
"that is."
Feng Yinu's eyes flashed coldly, her face suddenly changed, and she roared: "Take your life." As she spoke, she raised her right hand.
Li Qi felt a cold light pass before his eyes, and saw Feng Yinu holding a sharp dagger in his hand and rushing towards him.
Damn it! Li Qi was shocked and said, "Don't mess around, oh my." When he saw that Feng Yinu was going crazy, he turned his back and wanted to run away, but he forgot that the waterside pavilion was on the lake, and he felt that everything was empty under his feet.
, I saw him drawing several circles in the air with his arms and yelling "Fuck!"
There was a loud thud.
Li Qi fell directly into the lake.
Feng Yinu never expected that Li Qi would be so stupid as to escape into the lake. He was stunned for a moment and looked at the lake dullly.
After a while, the ripples on the lake gradually disappeared, but there was still no trace of Li Qi. The quiet lake made people feel scary.
Feng Yinu suddenly woke up and shouted: "Li Qi, Li Qi, come out quickly. I know you are hiding inside. If you don't come out, I will never let you go. Stop hiding, I will
Knowing that you are hiding in the water, I am giving you a chance. If you don't show up again, I will definitely make you die. Don't play around. I am just scaring you. Come out first and then talk. I promise not to
It will hurt you."
As she spoke, her voice sounded almost pleading.
Suddenly I heard a splash and saw a person emerging from the middle of the lake. I heard a smiling voice saying, "Hey, you have to remember what you just said. Hehe, it's still cooler in the water."
When Feng Yinu saw that playful smiling face, he knew that he had been tricked again. The nervous look on his face was immediately replaced by anger. He clenched the handle of the knife with his right hand, gritted his silver teeth, and said softly: "Of course, come up quickly.
Well, if you stay in the water for a long time, you will easily catch a cold."
Li Qi glanced at her suspiciously and said, "Wow! You are trying to coax a three-year-old child. Look how your hands are shaking. If I go up there, I won't risk my life."
Seeing that the temptation failed, Feng Yinu became angry and said: "Li Qi, if you are a man, come up. What kind of man are you hiding in the water?"
Li Qi stepped on the water and said happily: "A good man must swim in the water. Come down if you have the ability. How about we fight in the water? To be honest, Maqiao is no match for me in the water."
What he said was true. Ma Qiao was most afraid of water in his life. How could he be his opponent?
"you."
Feng Yi's sullen eyebrows stood up and he said, "You are still not a man."
Li Qi hummed: "Do you want to try? If you want to try, come down here. I will let you experience the fun of playing in the water."
"You are shameless."
"Thank you for the compliment. I feel ashamed to receive it."
Feng Yinu went completely crazy and said harshly: "Okay, okay, if you have the ability, you will never come up."
Li Qi laughed and said: "Of course not. Once Ma Qiao wears out your useless bodyguards, I can come up. I'll play in the water first. Oh my, it's really cool."
Feng Yinu was stunned and unconsciously looked to the other side of the bridge. She saw that Ma Qiao was indeed fighting with her guard. She felt anxious and angry, but there was nothing she could do about Li Qi.
"Ouch, holy shit!"
Li Qi suddenly screamed, and his smiling face gradually became distorted.
Feng Yinu was startled and sneered: "I want to see what tricks you are going to play again."
On the day, I forgot to get into the water to prepare for sex. Li Qi suddenly shouted: "Come and save me, my legs are cramped. Cough, cough, cough."
Feng Yinu's eyes flashed with confusion, but then he snorted coldly: "You still want to lie to me, I won't be fooled."
"Silly girl, who lied to you?"
Li Qi finally tasted the feeling of crying wolf, and sighed in his heart, this is really his own fault, it seems that he can only rely on himself. He suddenly fell into the lake, stretched out his hands to his left foot, and tried to save himself, but
Before the hand touched it, his right calf suddenly spasmed again, causing him to groan in pain. He opened his mouth and choked on a mouthful of water, almost fainting, and secretly lamented, I'm going to die!
Feng Yinu snorted and said to himself: "I want to see what kind of trick you are playing this time." But there was still a trace of worry in his eyes.
At this time, Ma Qiao's roar was suddenly heard from the other side of the bridge: "Bu Shuai, Bu Shuai. Madam Feng, why don't you go rescue Bu Shuai quickly?"
Feng Yinu turned around and saw Ma Qiao running towards this side in a hurry. He immediately hummed: "If you want to save me, go save it yourself."
Ma Qiao was so anxious that he ran and jumped, shouting: "I can't swim, please go and save Bu Shuai quickly."
Feng Yinu turned to look at the lake again, thinking that he would not be so bored that he would play the same trick twice. He recalled Li Qi's painful look just now. If it was fake, it would just be me doing it again.
Stupid woman, if this is true, then she suddenly opened her eyes and jumped into the lake.
After a while, there was only a splash, and Feng Yinu emerged from the water, with his right hand still holding someone. It was not Li Qi, but Li Qi, who was still alive and kicking just now, was now dying, but our Master Li was really
Before you die, you have to see whose coffin is comfortable to sleep in. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, his head that was originally resting on Feng Yinu's shoulder suddenly fell to his chest, and his cheek was pressed tightly against the plump chest.
I really envy others.
Feng Yinu hugged Li Qi and swam toward the shore, panting slightly. Suddenly his eyes opened, a bright red appeared on his face, and he cursed: "This filthy child." (To be continued...)
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