Damn it! It was so big. Li Qi was dumbfounded. This imperial edict was so weird.
Cai You, after all, looked at Liang Shicheng blankly.
When Liang Shicheng saw that there was no movement from the two of them, he hurriedly whispered: "Hurry up and take the order."
The two of them quickly thanked each other, but neither accepted the imperial edict. It would be really embarrassing if anyone saw this edict.
Li Qi coughed and said: "Young Lord, you have a high official position, so you should take this imperial edict."
Cai You said hurriedly: "Hey, there are so many imperial edicts in my family that I can hardly keep them. You must have never seen the edicts. You should accept this edict."
Li Qi hugged the broom and would rather die than take it, saying: "No, God knows if you will accuse me of exceeding the limit again, so you better take it."
Liang Shicheng laughed and said, "What are you doing? The Emperor just said that you were blaspheming the imperial edict. Now you don't even accept the edict. If you don't accept it, we will take it back to our family."
"No, no, no, no, Yin Xiang, stay here." Cai You hurriedly stopped Liang Shicheng, took the imperial edict, put it into his sleeve, and asked in a low voice: "Yin Xiang, what are you doing, Your Majesty?"
Liang Shicheng glanced at the two of them and said: "You guys have made the emperor angry this time. The emperor just wants you to know that if there is another time, it will not be as simple as sweeping the streets."
Cai You said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Yes, yes, I'd like to trouble you to tell the emperor that I know I'm wrong."
Liang Shicheng nodded and said: "Okay, our family will bring it to you." Then he said to Li Qi: "Li Qi, you have to be more careful recently and don't be childish all the time."
Li Qi smiled and said: "Yes. I understand."
Liang Shicheng shook his head helplessly and said, "Then you can just sweep it away. Our family will go back to recover first."
Li Qi smiled and said: "Hidden phase, walk slowly." He cursed in his heart, you are an intersex person, what are you doing? Sooner or later, I will treat you so that you can't even be considered an intersex person.
After Liang Shicheng left, Li Qi said: "Hey, Mr. British, sweep the floor and sweep the floor. Don't take advantage of me."
Cai You snorted angrily: "Do I deserve to take advantage of you?"
"If that's the case, that's for the best." Li Qi said: "You are already old, and you are definitely no match for me when doing hard work. I guess you haven't even swept the floor. To be fair, we must use the 38th line."
He pointed to the flagpole and said: "This flagpole is the center of this casino. Let's use this flagpole as the line. You can choose whether you want to go to the left or the right, so as not to say I bully you."
"It's a deal."
Cai You snorted, dragged the broom and walked to the right.
Li Qi also snorted and walked towards the left.
Although this casino is quite large, it is no better than in later generations. There are piles of garbage. In ancient times, there was basically no garbage in the real sense. First of all, it did not have products like plastic, and expensive materials like paper, how could it be
Throw it away at will, or if it doesn't work, you can wipe your butt. It's just some leaves, petals and other things.
Li Qina had gone through a brutal nine-year compulsory education. Housework such as sweeping the floor was really not a problem. He was sweeping the floor with great success. Maybe he was sweeping too hard and forgot to sprinkle water. The result was like
Being in the middle of a sandstorm.
On the other hand, Cai You's situation is really miserable. Cai You comes from a famous family and has been pampered since he was a child. Let alone sweeping the floor, I'm afraid he didn't know what a broom looks like until today. He spent a long time just trying to figure out how to sweep.
I didn't understand it, and finally I learned it from Li Qi, but I only got the shape but not the method. I couldn't clean it. After sweeping for a long time, it was still the same as before. I couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. I looked at Li Qi.
, the hatred in my heart made me frown, and suddenly my eyes lit up, revealing a sinister smile.
Gradually, more and more pedestrians passed by, but fortunately they were both wearing shabby clothes, so no one noticed them, allowing them to get through.
Li Qi was scanning, and suddenly he noticed out of the corner of his eye that old man Cai You was wandering near the 38th parallel. When he saw him looking at him, he went back. He was confused, but he didn't show it. He continued to scan with his head buried in it, but his eyes were
He kept paying attention to Cai You, and after a while, he discovered a clue. It turned out that the man had swept all the leaves from his side to his side.
That's okay! Li Qi was not one to suffer losses. He dragged the broom and walked over, shouting: "Hey, Mr. British, I think you are too shameless. How could you sweep the leaves to my side?"
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Cai You opened his eyes and said, "How dare you call me shameless?"
Li Qi snorted: "If you don't do such an immoral thing, why should I scold you?"
Cai You was also used to Li Qi's tone and hummed: "Which of your eyes saw me sweeping the leaves towards you?"
"Two."
Cai You laughed and said, "Who can testify?"
"Okay, you're just fooling around with me." Li Qi sneered and said in a very domineering manner: "I am an upright person. If I want to do it, I can do it in front of you. If someone testifies, it doesn't matter."
As he spoke, he swung his broom and swept the leaves towards Cai You.
"you you---."
Seeing that there were more and more leaves on his side, Cai You picked up the broom and hurriedly swept towards Li Qi without even thinking about talking.
Sweeping and sweeping, the two of them became more and more annoyed, and started fighting again, bang bang bang, holding the brooms and beating them with joy. They were merciless at the front, but started to get serious when they hit the back.
Although Qi was hit on the arm, Cai You was even worse. His legs and feet were hit one after another and he screamed in pain.
The guards in front of the palace gate knew that these were Cai You and Li Qi. When they saw the two fighting, no one dared to step forward to stop them and pretended not to see them.
However, the two of them did not know that at a corner on the city tower, a large group of people were standing, including Song Huizong, Wang Fu, Li Bangyan, Liang Shicheng, Gao Qiu and others.
When Song Huizong saw the scene of the two men fighting below, he burst into laughter and felt extremely happy. He was a majestic and noble person, but he was forced to pimp by these two people, which made him feel that his imperial power was compromised.
Not being insulted, I also made up my mind to punish the two of them, so I hid here early this morning and watched them sweep the floor.
Wang Fu suddenly smiled and said: "Your Majesty, I think that the reason why the British princes and economic envoys are so leisurely and elegant is because there are too few leaves on the farm, which makes them slack on the tasks assigned to them by the Emperor.
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Song Huizong was in high spirits and said, "Oh? It sounds like Aiqing has another clever plan?"
Wang Fu nodded with a wicked smile, and then whispered a few words in Song Huizong's ear.
Song Huizong looked delighted when he heard this and said, "Okay. Let Aiqing go."
Wang Fu groaned and said: "This---Your Majesty, the ministers are colleagues with them after all. This is not good."
Song Huizong raised his hand and said: "Hey, these two are also important ministers after all. How can others dare to go? Aiqing is now the chief minister, so it is perfect for Aiqing to go."
Wang Fu secretly sighed, I really did it all on my own. He rolled his eyes and said, "Your Majesty, if I just go like this, I will have no reputation, so I want to borrow something from the Emperor."
Song Huizong frowned and glanced at him, asking: "What is it?"
...
Downstairs, Cai and Li were sitting on the ground panting.
Cai You rubbed his arm and said, "You are really cruel, you hurt me to death. I will never let you go. Just wait for me."
Li Qi gasped and said: "You can just come here, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid. Did I owe you something in my previous life? You come back to trouble me, you think I'm easy to bully."
Cai You said angrily: "Am I making trouble for you? If you hadn't ruined my good deeds, I would have gone to find you. You are just a cook."
"Don't talk nonsense, I am the king of chefs appointed by the emperor. Also, if I ruin any good thing for you, you can't do anything wrong with me, but you choose my woman. Don't you deserve to be scolded?"
"Mrs. Feng hasn't married into your Li family yet, so why should I say she's your woman?"
"How do you know you haven't married me? I don't know you. Why should I inform you? I really don't understand."
"What? You---."
In the middle of saying this, Cai You suddenly saw a person coming over. He was startled and said, "Mr. Wang, what are you doing here?" As he said this, he suddenly got up and said happily, "Could it be that the emperor has forgiven me?"
The person who came was none other than Wang Fu, and he was carrying a plate made of pure gold, which contained hanging melon seeds, known as the king of melon seeds.
Wang Fu chuckled and said, "Mr. British, I just came here to eat melon seeds. Don't misunderstand me." As he spoke, he started to crack the melon seeds and threw the melon seed shells casually on the ground.
Eating melon seeds? Cai You and Li Qi were both a little confused.
Cai You suddenly came to his senses. He was not afraid of Wang Fu at all. He said angrily: "Well, Wang Fu, you know that this young master is here to sweep the floor, but you still choose to crack melon seeds here. Are you deliberately trying to find me?" It’s bad luck.”
Wang Fu originally just wanted to punish Li Qi, but when he heard that Cai You was too loud, he didn't take him seriously, so he walked to Cai You's side, nibbling melon seeds, and said with a smile: "British Sir, you Don't be angry, I am also following orders, don't you remember this plate?"
Cai You took a closer look and said in horror: "This---this belongs to the emperor?"
Wang Fu sighed: "I was forced too."
Li Qi sneered: "Prime Minister, this idea couldn't be yours, right?"
Wang Fu's acting skills were also excellent, and he said with an innocent look on his face: "Economist, you can't say this nonsense, it's not from me."
Cai You said arrogantly: "You can eat if you want, go to his place to eat."
If you ask me to go, I will go. I am not one of your servants. Wang Fu felt displeased when he heard this, but he still smiled and said: "Young Master, I'm really sorry. For the sake of fairness, the emperor asked me to turn around." eat."
As he spoke, he really started to spin around, seeing more and more melon seed shells on the ground, and these melon seed shells were extremely difficult to clean. Cai and Li were itching with hatred, but they were helpless. Who asked him to take it in his hands? Holding the emperor's job.
Li Qi and Cai You looked at each other and said, "Mr. British, we will settle our grudges later, how about we keep talking to the outside world for now?"
Cai You hesitated for a moment and said, "What can you do to drive that guy away?"
Li Qi gently swept the broom and said, "There is such a big dust."
Cai You rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "What a good idea."
Over there, Wang Fu was enjoying himself while eating melon seeds. Suddenly he saw Cai You and Li Qi dragging brooms towards him. He became alert and said hurriedly: "Whatever you want to do, I am acting on the emperor's order."
Cai You sneered and said: "We know this, but we are also sweeping the floor under orders."
As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them swung their brooms towards Wang Fu at the same time, and a gray cloud suddenly rose from the ground.
"Cough cough cough."
Wang Fu was choked by the thick dust and coughed loudly, and roared: "Sweep the floor while you're there, why are you sweeping the floor at me? Cough cough cough cough, stop, stop, stop."
However, neither of them were afraid of Wang Fu. They kept scanning wherever they stopped, and swept with greater vigor.
When Wang Fu saw that the situation was not good, he ran away.
Cai and Li chased each other with brooms, sweeping while chasing, and the three of them started a chase on the playground.
Song Huizong and others on the tower were dumbfounded. Is this still my minister?
Suddenly a crisp sound was heard.
All three people stopped immediately.
After a long pause, Li Qi and Cai You suddenly walked back with a broom in hand. Li Qi asked: "Young Master, I am not very talented and knowledgeable. I have something unclear. I hope you can enlighten me."
"Please say."
"Disobeying the imperial edict is a capital crime, so what is the crime for breaking the emperor's royal bowl?"
"It goes without saying that one cannot escape the death penalty."
"clear."
Wang Fu stared blankly at the missing piece of the golden bowl at his feet, and suddenly his eyes turned red. Your Majesty, you must have seen it. I am innocent! To be continued.)