This is the only word that can describe Li Qi's state at this time. All romance, affection, and touching have long been wiped out.
"Miss Master, you---what did you just say? I---I really didn't hear you clearly." Master Li, who has always been very eloquent, couldn't help but feel a little tongue-tied when faced with Master Li, who was both evil and righteous.
In fact, let alone him, even Feng Yinu and Yelv Guxu were stunned and looked at Master Li with their mouths agape.
Master Li seemed to have noticed the slip of his tongue. He couldn't help but blush slightly, but he looked charming. He glanced at his beautiful eyes, and a touch of imperceptible loss passed through him. He chuckled and said: "Master Li, you are too timid, so I will punish you now."
I’m so scared.”
I---am I cowardly? You don't even know who you are. I want to give you a home, unless it's me who sits on the throne. Li Qi laughed a few times, but it was very forced.
, said: "I am a timid person, Miss Master, please don't make such a joke."
Feng Yinu pursed his lips and smiled: "If you are timid, you won't be able to find many bold people."
Hey. You are still helping outsiders to bully me. Li Qi stared. Unfortunately, the other party was not Ji Hongnu, but Feng Yinu, and he puffed up his chest.
"so big."
"Dirty!"
The three girls spat in unison. Li Shishi shook her head in disgust and said, "We have learned how to do it. You can go about your business."
"you sure?"
"Um."
The three women nodded at the same time.
No matter how thick-skinned Li Qi was, he was too embarrassed to stay here and bastardize himself. He nodded with a smile and said, "Then you can continue rolling. I'll go and get busy first."
A luxurious combination of one man and three women. It is a true man and woman partnership. They work without getting tired and have fun together, which is the envy of others.
Before I knew it, it was already evening.
The three girls had left the kitchen long ago and came to the back hall, where they started playing Landlords, killing each other in darkness.
Suddenly there was a squeaking sound. Along with a burst of hot aroma, Li Qi came in from the outside carrying a tray. When Li Qi saw this scene in the house, he couldn't help but think of Tang Bohu, but he was not Tang Bohu. This kind of Qi people
He didn't even have time to think about the blessings. How could he run to pretend to be a man? He really didn't have the time. That kind of man was so mean. He typically ate what was in the bowl and looked at what was in the pot. How could other men live?
ah.
The three women put down the cards in their hands at the same time. Master Li nodded and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
"Where. Where." Li Qi came forward with a smile on his face and placed the tray on the table, but did not open it in a hurry. He rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "Who will win?"
Yelv Guyu shook his head and said, "I will lose alone."
"It's okay, your husband can't do anything else. It's a leverage to make money, and all the losses are mine." Li Qi said proudly. Then he rubbed his hands and said, "Ladies, I have a suggestion, I don't know if it's feasible.
?”
"What proposal?"
"It's no big deal. Didn't you each make ** dumplings just now? I think to be fair, we can each eat what we make, okay?"
"no."
The three women said in unison.
So determined? Li Qi was stunned and said: "Why not?"
Feng Yinu tilted his face, raised his lips and said, "I won't eat what I cook anyway."
"No way, you have so little confidence in yourself."
Master Li suddenly smiled and said: "Master Li, I also have a suggestion."
"What proposal?"
Li Shishi glanced at her beautiful eyes and said: "Then we will switch meals. The three of us girls will eat what you cook, and you will eat what we cook."
"no."
"OK."
"You are bullying the minority when there are many people."
"good!"
"There's no need to be so direct, at least you can save some face for me!" Li Qi glanced at Yelv Guyu dejectedly, indicating that you should help them both, but the latter lowered his head.
"I knew that was the case."
As soon as Li Qi opened the cover, he saw three bowls of steaming dumplings. The bowls were not big, only containing four or five dumplings at most, with a few green vegetables floating on them. They were simple but beautiful, with a wafting aroma and unobtrusive aroma.
It's tempting. There are also a few plates of cold dishes and a small plate of spicy oil. Li Qi said depressedly: "You guys eat something to fill your stomach first, and then I'll go to the kitchen."
Feng Yinu was surprised and said: "Why do you want to run away by yourself?"
"The servants are human beings too, and they have to celebrate the New Year too. I'll be here soon." Li Qi said as he picked up the wooden tray and walked outside. Behind him, he could faintly hear Master Li muttering: "Evacuate all the servants.
?Then aren’t we the only ones left here?”
What do you mean? Could it be that I have evil intentions and you are here, how dare I? Li Qi rolled his eyes angrily, I am a good man and don’t fight with women, and left without looking back.
After a while, Li Qi came in with another large tray. There was a large plate in the middle of the tray, which was piled with dumplings. There were about twenty dumplings. To be precise, they should be dumpling wrappers and meat fillings.
There are several bowls of dumplings on the side.
"Thanks."
"Thanks."
"Man---thank you so much."
The three women very politely brought the other bowls of dumplings in front of them.
Hey. You guys are really interesting. Li Qi looked at the three extremely selfish beauties in front of him and became angry, saying: "I told you that you are serious, are you making dumplings? You are lustful,
Look at your buns, oh, they are as big as steamed buns, and Feng Yinu, your buns are the biggest, but the meat fillings are the smallest, what on earth is going on?"
Feng Yinu blushed and said, "I don't like eating meat."
"Then just eat the skin." Li Qi snorted angrily and scolded Master Li: "And you, Master ---." As soon as he said this, he suddenly stopped and said obediently
, this is the emperor's woman, so she must be treated differently. She rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Miss Shishi, you are really good at making dumplings. You made a total of eight dumplings. It's a good number. And,
None of the seals are closed, and all the meat fillings inside are exposed, with one exception."
Master Li was confused when he heard this, and asked cautiously: "Is this a good deal?"
"Okay! Of course."
Li Qi coughed lightly and said, "Look, what's in this dumpling?"
"filling."
"It can also be said to be vegetables. Vegetables represent wealth. This wealth has leaked into my bowl. What else can be better than this Gillette? If you make money next year, I will definitely give you a big red envelope." Li Qi laughed.
, but I thought in my heart, I won’t make dumplings anymore for the Chinese New Year next year, it’s such a shame.
The three women were stunned when they heard this. They stared at Li Qi blankly, their eyes full of admiration.
After a while, the three girls suddenly started to giggle. Master Li chuckled and said, "Master Li, I'm convinced today. Just your mouth is enough to withstand thousands of troops."
"That's not worth it to you three, otherwise I would have made you accept my proposal in the first place."
Feng Yinu waved his hand and said like a hostess: "Sister, Bone Desire, let's eat it. If you don't eat it, it will be cold, so as not to waste Li Qiyi's favor."
The three girls immediately immersed themselves in eating. The thin dumpling wrapper, the delicious meat filling, and the hot soup stock. Just one bite and the soup splashed, which was enough to surpass all the tastes in the world.
Damn it! Li Qi raised two middle fingers in his heart. No, there is still one missing. On top of the fifth limb, oh no, low-key, low-key, now is not the time for you to show off. He sat down and picked up
A dumpling, oh no, it should be a piece of dumpling wrapper. I clicked my tongue twice and said in tears: "It's so thick."
"puff."
After Feng Yinu heard this, he choked and started to cough.
Li Qi handed over a glass of water and said, "You have to be patient. Do you still think making dumplings is fun?"
Feng Yinu quickly drank some water and shook her head vigorously, not knowing what she wanted to express.
Li Qi smiled bitterly, picked up a handful of cold vegetables, put them on the skin, rolled them up, stuffed them into his mouth, and said, "Hmm, it tastes really good."
Can this be delicious? Feng Yinu asked curiously: "Is it true or false?"
"How about you try."
"don't want."
"Would you like to try one?"
"Don't try."
"Come on, let me pack one for you, husband."
"No---no, you---what are you doing."
Li Qi didn't care, he rolled up one and stuffed it into Feng Yinu's mouth. Feng Yinu kept shaking his head and dodging.
Forcing me to use a trick? Li Qi stuck out his butt and sat directly next to Feng Yinu.
Feng Yinu was so panicked now that he didn't even need Li Qi to take action. He opened his lips and quickly ate the roll of something he didn't know what it was called.
"Is this good?"
Li Qi chuckled a few times and sat back down.
Feng Yinu closed his eyes tightly at first, but after chewing a few mouthfuls, he suddenly discovered that the thick dumpling wrapper paired with the cold dish really had a unique flavor, and he said vaguely: "You---you've fried it before?"
"Of course, how else would you eat it?"
Feng Yinu laughed secretly and ate happily.
When Li Shishi saw her, she was heartily happy for Feng Yinu, but at the same time, she felt a trace of envy in her heart. Her man would not do these things for her. For a moment, she felt a mixture of joy and sorrow, and she unconsciously swept her hand over the table.
, he scanned everything and said with a smile: "Master Li, your New Year's Eve dinner seems to be missing one very important thing."
Li Qi asked in astonishment: "What?"
"liquor."
Li Qi was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "That's right, that's right. Drinking is not enough. I don't drink myself, so I forgot about it. I'm really sorry."
Women in the Northern Song Dynasty all drank, let alone Li Shishi, Feng Yinu, and Yelu Guyu, three women with very special identities.
Soon, Li Qi brought a few bottles of Tianxiashuang. Feng Yinu poured a glass of wine for Li Shishi and Yelu Guxu in a very helpful manner. When she subconsciously wanted to help Li Qi pour the wine, she suddenly found that Li Qi's glass was already filled with wine.
Fill a full cup of tea.
Master Li smiled and asked: "Master Li, today is the festival, don't you have a drink?"
Li Qi simply said: "I won't drink."
The three women were stunned, and seeing Li Qi's decisive refusal, they did not dare to say anything more.
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Li Qi quickly raised his glass and said with a smile: "Since the four of us are destined to sit here on the 30th, then we are a family. Cheers to our family."
Li Shishi was particularly moved when he heard this, because Feng Yinu and Yelv Guyu were already Li Qi's women. They were a family, and Li Qi said this out of consideration for her feelings.
The four people raised their glasses and drank it all in one gulp. They were really like women.
Feng Yinu suddenly asked: "Li Qi, I've known you for so long. How come I've never heard you talk about your family? Are your parents okay?"
Li Qi was dumbfounded and said with a smile: "What? I want to see my parents. Counting the days, it's time to meet them."
Feng Yinu blushed and said angrily: "I--I didn't mean that anymore."
Li Qi chuckled and said: "My parents have traveled all over the world. They always see the beginning but not the end of the dragon. Whether they can see them or not depends on fate."
Feng Yinu was dubious. But if Li Qi didn't talk about this kind of thing, it would be hard for her to continue asking.
The four of them started eating again, perhaps because neither Master Li nor Feng Yinu had eaten the warm New Year's Eve dinner, so they were in high spirits, while Yelu Gu wanted to fall from heaven to hell, and then from hell back to the mortal world.
Although everything in the past was still vivid in her mind, it was precisely because of this that she cherished the present even more. Drinking one cup after another, the more she drank, the more interested she became. The three girls talked and sang little songs again, which was very happy.
This made Master Li miserable. Faced with three such beauties, the only one who was not moved was the eunuch, who made his nose bleed.
Before I knew it, two days had passed.
Li Qi sat alone in front of the table, looking at the three beauties lying on the table. They remained motionless, his left eye flashing with lust, and his right eye flashing with reason.
md! If I can sleep with these three beauties, I will never get out of bed except for the Lantern Festival. Isn’t it too much to touch it? Anyway, I just touch my own woman---I don’t want it anymore.
Since she is his own woman, why should I do this? It’s too shameful. Touch her after she wakes her up? In that case, it would be impossible for her to sleep with her.
Tangled. So tangled.
By the way, it's okay for me to carry them back to the room to rest. It doesn't matter if they bump into anything on the way. If I put them on the bed and they pounce on me, it won't be a good thing. Hehe,
Let's do it this way.---If it still doesn't work, I will carry my woman back to the room to rest. This is natural, but there is also the emperor's woman here. If I don't hold her, what will happen if she wakes up and can't find anyone? But what if she wakes up and can't find anyone?
I hugged me. Even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won’t be able to tell. It’s too dangerous. Who will rescue me?
Li Qi felt that he was about to collapse. He stood up suddenly, turned around and walked outside. When he came outside, he took a deep breath of air-conditioning, had a flash of inspiration, and tossed a coin. He immediately started groping around on his body, but after groping for a long time, he couldn't even find a single coin.
I haven't even found a copper plate. Oh my God! I am rich after all. Please give me a copper plate. There are three beauties waiting inside.
He was too lazy to look for it. His eyes swayed from side to side and suddenly locked on the vase on the tea table. His eyes lit up and there was Russian Roulette. He immediately ran over and saw three flowers stuck on it.
, couldn’t help but sigh, God’s will! He hehe said: “I’ll pick it again later.”
He picked up the vase and placed it in the middle, saying: "To be fair, if this vase is pointed at me, then I will be like a beast. If it is not pointed at me, then I - I will be worse than a beast."
After saying this, he turned the vase violently.
"Damn it! No, it's such a small chance that I got hit. Do you really want me to be a beast?" Li Qi looked at the vase pointed at him impartially in shock, tears bursting out of his eyes, and said: "Definitely. It's the wind, it doesn't matter, I'll turn again."
Damn it, it's only three things. I have one more chance. I'll try again.----I'm convinced. It seems like this is really God's will. Okay, I'll be a beast for once and cover them with a blanket. You should be in this kind of business.
Li Qi kicked the vase away, ran into the house angrily, picked up three blankets, and walked in. When he saw the three women lying there motionless, he felt an inexplicable pain in his heart and choked up: "I didn't expect such a good opportunity. , a vase was actually damaged."
At this moment, Master Li suddenly raised his head and said, "Why did I fall asleep?"
Li Qi was even shocked.
"Li Qi, what are you doing with so many blankets?" Feng Yinu also raised his head and asked.
"ah?"
Li Qi was completely stunned.
"What time is it? Oh, it's so late, sister, let's go back quickly."
"Oh, Li Qi, I'm going back to my sister first."
"Master Li, thank you for the New Year's Eve dinner. It was really delicious."
The two sang in harmony and passed by Li Qi.
Li Qiwu stood blankly on the spot, faintly hearing giggles coming from behind, md, I'm confused, you all grew up drinking, why do you have such a drinking capacity? It turns out that you are working together to play tricks on me, I should have known this. , you were still acting like a beast just now, why don’t you just go up. He said to Yelu Guxu, who was still lying on the table: "Everyone is gone, why are you pretending? Get up."
"Pfft."
Yelu Guyu slowly raised his head, but couldn't help it any longer, burst out laughing, and then whispered: "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about it."
Li Qi laughed and said: "Since I can't even become a beast, then I can only become a saint." He said and rushed over.
boom!
Yelu Guyu's expression suddenly changed, and he threw out a fist.
"Oops! I forgot again." To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian (. to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to m.. to read .)
ps: I misestimated my coding speed and was almost two hours late. I'm really sorry...