Chapter 785: Tigers fall to Pingyang, not for dogs to bully
After Zou Zijian made such a noise, Zuixianju, which was noisy just now, immediately became silent, and then the sound of noisy footsteps came again.
"Master Li is here."
"Haha, Master Li, you finally came out."
...
Boom, boom, boom!
I saw a dense darkness approaching, and before Li Qi could react, he was surrounded by people. They sounded friendly, but the smiles in their eyes and the ridicule were self-evident.
Tian Qi and others loyally protected their master and rushed forward to protect Li Qi, fearing that Li Qi would be harmed by them.
Sweat! It seems that what Madam said is absolutely right. When others become officials, I also become an official. After someone loses his position, he is treated like shit and has no time to hide. But I am the one who enjoys the favor and am so popular as soon as I go out.
Li Qi patted Tian Qi and the others and said, "What are you doing here? Do you want to take advantage of the opportunity to be lazy and go back to work quickly?" But in his heart, he thought, Ma Qiao can let go of all these bullshit talents by himself. Lie down, does it have to be so big?
"Brother---."
"Um?"
Li Qi frowned slightly, he didn't like disobedient subordinates.
Tian Qi felt a chill in his heart, nodded a few times, and then led the group of bartenders back to the restaurant.
Li Qi then raised his hands to everyone and said, "Everyone is well. To be honest, I was really touched when I saw how enthusiastic you all are towards me. To repay your concern these days, even though today is not a holiday, , but I’ll also give you a 10% discount.”
10% off?
It seems that the cook is so stingy that he might as well not fight him.
However, they didn't care. As long as Li Qi could go out, they were already happy. A talented man said with a smile: "Hey, Master Li is not a stranger. When I see Master Li become an official, he will definitely come to Zuixianju to cook for me." Waiting to eat. So I'll be waiting here day and night. I hope Master Li won't let me down."
"That's right, that's right, Master Li, I'm not talking about you. You are the King of Golden Knife Chefs and you can't just cook. Why should you be an official? It doesn't sound right. The kitchen is more suitable for you."
"Yes. Master Li must cook some delicious dishes for us today!"
"Hey, what I said to you people is true. Master Li used to be a third-grade official. He had thousands of soldiers and horses, and he defeated the enemy with a hundred thousand soldiers. How could he cook for us just talking and laughing?"
"You said it yourself, that was before, but not anymore. I think a cook is more suitable for him."
"Ha ha...."
Everyone burst into laughter immediately.
I'm convinced by these idiots, so I'll let you be proud of it. Li Qi is a man with a very strong ability to withstand pressure. He laughed and said: "I can't believe that you all admire my cooking skills so much. I'm really flattered. What you all said is right. I do have the idea of returning to Zuixianju, but I also ask you to give me some time. You also know that I was recently appointed to the official position, and my mood was greatly affected. The dishes I cooked were also... Bitter.”
"Haha, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, as long as it is made by Master Li, even if it is bitter, then what we eat will still be sweet. Let's talk about it, right?"
"yes."
Everyone roared in unison.
Zou Zijian suddenly smiled sinisterly and said: "Master Li, I heard that you have been at home recently. You are not crying at home."
Li Qi raised his hand and said: "What the bitch brother said is almost the same. It is indeed related to 'face' at home, but it is not to wash away the face with tears, but to change one's mind, study hard, and learn from all the great talents, such as digging holes to steal everything, hanging oneself and inserting one's buttocks."
, in order to make up for the regrets of my youth, or to have a common topic with you. After all, to take charge of Zuixianju again, I must re-understand the preferences of customers, and you are my cutest customers in Zuixianju."
A talented man suddenly said: "What's hanging oneself in the buttocks? It's hanging from a beam buttocks!"
"That's right, that's right. It's just hanging from the beam to pierce the buttocks. This dear man is talented and learned. I admire him. I admire him." Li Qi chuckled.
"Oh? Master Li hangs his buttocks from the beam? That's really interesting."
At this time, a chuckle sounded outside. Li Qi raised his eyes and sighed secretly, the capital is really so big, and the road between enemies is narrow!
"Brother Yuchen."
"Yu Chen."
...
All the talented people made way for them one after another.
I saw a suave and fair-faced talented man walking over. This man was none other than Song Yuchen, the leader of the new generation of talented people after Zheng Yi.
As for Li Qi treating him as an enemy, that is really a compliment to him. However, it can be seen that our Master Li is a man who misses old friendships.
"Oh, it turns out to be Brother Yuchen. You're fine." Li Qi cupped his hands and said with a smile.
Song Yuchen opened his paper fan, but did not return the gift. He smiled slightly and said: "Although Yuchen has been promoted to a doctor in the Ministry of Rites recently, he feels very sad every time he thinks about Master Li's appointment, and his life is not very good."
Li Qi became an official and he was promoted. How ironic this is.
Sweat! Look at how proud you are, I thought you were promoted to the Minister of Etiquette. It turns out that after all the hard work, you are still a doctor, and you have been promoted to such a level. Huh, you are the only one who has a fan, and so do I! Li Qi gets it from his waist
He took out a paper fan from time to time, and when he opened it, he saw the unique thin gold body of Song Huizong, whose cooking skills were unparalleled. Li Qi was afraid that others would not notice, so he fanned it vigorously.
When Song Yuchen fanned his fan, he was gentle and graceful, but when Master Li fanned him, he seemed a little too rich. It looked awkward. Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they saw it. If the fan hadn't been given by Song Huizong, they would probably have laughed.
Got up.
"Oh? It turns out that brother Yuchen has been promoted. That is really gratifying. Brother Yuchen is really young and promising. Alas, it seems that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. It is an eternal law!"
Li Qi shook his head and sighed, and said: "No wonder so many of Brother Yuchen's friends gathered at Zuixianju today. I think Brother Yuchen must be preparing a treat. Then I have to ask Liu Zi to prepare the materials to avoid disturbing Brother Yuchen.
face."
You cook, how dare you think of yourself as an elder. Song Yuchen was secretly angry when he heard it from the front, but was startled when he heard it from behind. He originally just made an appointment with Zou Zijian to come here, and he never thought about treating guests, but talented people like them love face most, Li
When Qi said this, he had to invite him even if he didn't want to. He smiled and said, "Then I'll have to help you, Master Li."
As a businessman, Li Qi also loved doing business with these face-loving people. He was very generous and said: "Brother Yuchen, please rest assured, I will never lose your face."
Invisibly, Song Yuchen was stabbed by Li Qi again. Many people around him secretly rejoiced that they had enough food money today.
Song Yuchen smiled slightly and said: "I just heard that Master Li has been hanging beams at home recently to have his buttocks pierced, and I admire him very much. I happen to have a couplet here, and I asked Master Li for advice."
Day. Can’t you hear that I’m mocking you pedantic scholars? Li Qi got a headache as soon as he heard Dui Duizi. Even chatting with Sister Yao, he was much happier than Dui Duizi. He smiled and said: "I wish
Heard the details."
Song Yuchen pondered for a moment, closed his paper fan, pointed towards the Bian River, and said: "The shrimps in the river, I don't know the depth, enter the sea and play with the dragon, and they become a meal on the plate."
"It's wonderful. It's wonderful. Yuchen's couplet sounds ordinary at first, but when combined with the current situation, it's really wonderful." Zou Zijian was the first to applaud.
The rest of the people also applauded.
Song Yuchen's couplet is the reverse expression of "a dragon swimming in shallow water and playing with shrimps". It is obviously an insinuation that Li Qi does not know the depth of officialdom, and it is reasonable for him to be kicked out now.
Fuck! Is this a good couplet? I thought you were going to do something more difficult, but it scared people's hearts. Li Qi applauded inconsistently: "Okay! This is absolutely true,
Brother Yuchen is really in trouble."
Song Yuchen suffered a lot at Li Qi's hands. He didn't dare to take it too seriously, so he smiled and said, "Master Li is too modest."
Of course I was being modest. Li Qi pretended to be deep in thought, and suddenly closed his paper fan. He pointed at Song Yuchen and said loudly: "Street dog---."
Song Yuchen was furious and said: "You---."
Li Qi didn't wait for him to finish speaking, then waved his fan and said, "Brother Yuchen, please give way."
Song Yuchen was slightly startled and subconsciously stepped aside.
Li Qi waved his hand up and down and said again: "Street --- side ---."
As soon as he said two words, the talented man in the straight line immediately moved away to the left and right, only to see a yellow native dog eating leftovers at the corner of Zuixianju's door.
Li Qi tried his best to hold back his smile, and continued: "Street dogs don't know where they are, and they go up the mountain to bully tigers in order to feed themselves."
The second line of his second line also reversed the phrase "a tiger falls flat and is bullied by a dog", insinuating that Song Yuchen did not overestimate his own abilities, and a young man dared to come to the door to cause trouble, which was clearly asking for trouble. He scolded him back unchanged.
As soon as this second couplet came out, there was an immediate silence.
When it comes to cursing skills, I'm afraid none of them combined can be Li Qi's opponent.
At this moment, a loud shout suddenly sounded in front of Li Qi, "Stop running, kid."
Another shout was heard, "If you have the ability, don't pursue me."
Zou Zijian and others all had a look of panic on their faces.
Oops, it seems that I really chose the wrong day today. Li Qi looked up and saw not far away, Gao Yanei holding a short stick and desperately chasing Hong Tianjiu in front of him. This scene was beyond everyone's expectations.
Besides, you have to know that Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu are die-hard brothers, so why are they fighting each other?
In the blink of an eye, Hong Tianjiu ran in front of everyone. When he saw Li Qi, he shouted: "Oh, brother, save me quickly." While shouting, he had already hid behind Li Qi.
As soon as Gao Yanei caught up with him, he suddenly saw Li Qi here. He was overjoyed. He still remembered Hong Tianjiu. He put down his hand and said haha: "Li Qi, I heard that you were appointed by the emperor. Haha, that's great."
Already."
I didn’t expect that even these idiots would make fun of me. Who dares to be worse than me? Li Qi wants to cry but has no tears.
Then I heard Gao Yanei laugh and say: "Let me tell you, what's the point of being an official? It's better to go sightseeing with our four young masters and go hunting if you have nothing to do."
"Look for the widow."
Hong Tianjiu, who was behind Li Qi, couldn't help but speak first before Gao Yanei finished speaking.
"That is, that is."
Gao Yanei subconsciously nodded and chuckled a few times, then suddenly woke up and said angrily: "Xiaojiu, what nonsense are you talking about? When did I say this?"
Hong Tianjiu did not dare to say anything anymore.
At this time, Zou Zijian suddenly smiled and said: "That's right, Master Li, since the Yameni really thinks highly of you, why don't you go to the Taiwei Mansion and be a free man, eating, drinking and having fun with the Yamen all day long, wouldn't it be nice?"
Gao Yanei was suddenly startled, his eyes fluttered around, he let out a sigh and said, "How come you guys are all here?"
Hong Tianjiu also reacted and stood up and said: "Fat Zou, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why have you gained so much weight again?"
Gao Yanei laughed and said: "Xiaojiu, you are wrong."
Hong Tianjiu said in surprise: "Brother, what do you say?"
Gao Yanei pointed at Zou Zijian and said: "Don't look at this fat man's body, but the inside has been hollowed out by the little lady from Yingchun Tower. Brother can knock him down with one punch. Also, damn fat man, what you just said What? Li Qi went to my Taiwei's house to work as an idle man, are you too fat and stupid? Can Li Qi be a cook and become an idle man, but you are about the same? You are going to be a cook too."
Puff puff puff!
After Song Yuchen and others heard this, they burst into laughter.
Damn it, are you here to help me, or are you here to ridicule me? Li Qi's face turned livid.
Seeing that Li Qi's face suddenly became very ugly, Gao Yanei hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Li Qi, what are you doing? You look so ugly? Did they bully you? If so, I will definitely avenge you, even though you are now I'm just a little cook, but my yamen's loyalty is as high as the blue sky. I don't care about this when making friends. If you have any difficulties in the future, just report my yamen's name."
omg, if you don’t come, how can these idiots bully me? Now that you come, I will be able to carry you today. You are really my nemesis. Li Qi looked at Gao Yanei with tears in his eyes, if you can , he really wanted to slap this fool to death.
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