Chapter eight hundred and sixty-six Tao can be Tao, very Tao
Inside the Drunken Immortal.
"How can this be unreasonable? How can my little dragon girl be so pure and pure that she has been defiled by that dog Taoist priest Yin Zhiping? I am so angry." After watching the latest episode of The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Gao Yanei was as angry as a gorilla and jumped.
He got on the chair, beat his chest, and shouted angrily.
Good luck, today there happened to be a few Taoist priests who were planning to bring bad luck to Li Qi. Hearing Gao Yanei's words, he felt extremely unhappy. One of them stood up and said, "Gao Yanei, this story is the work of a traitor. What does it have to do with me, a Taoist priest?"
Please respect yourselves."
Gao Yanei turned around and saw a group of Taoist priests. How could he suppress his anger? He pointed his hand at the Taoist priest domineeringly and cursed: "I just want to scold you dog Taoist priests, so what? You still do this?"
Is it missing? Have you ever heard of it? Don’t let others know about it, unless you don’t do it yourself.”
Hong Tianjiu said in a supportive tone: "Yes, yes, we have seen it with our own eyes, how can we allow you to quibble."
But Zhou Hua said hey: "Masters, this is human nature, and he does it in the yamen too. Why do you need to quibble? Just admit it."
Gao Yanei let out a hey voice and said: "Sanlang, when have I ever done such a thing? I am an upright person, how can I be like these dog Taoist priests who are sneaky and do some sneaky things?"
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said: "That's right, that's right. My brother knocks on the widow's door. He always knocks on the widow's door, day or night. He goes whenever he has time."
When the others heard this, they all couldn't help but laugh.
When Gao Yanei met such an honest boy like Hong Tianjiu, he felt like crying without tears.
Those Taoist priests are all very powerful and have official ranks. Otherwise, they would not dare to go to Zuixianju to trouble Li Qi. They are not afraid of Gao Yanei. The Taoist priest slammed the table and several people stood up at the same time.
, pointed at Gao Yanei and said: "Yai Nei, please keep your mouth clean. Even so. It's just the behavior of a few Taoist priests. What's the point of saying "dog Taoist" to the left and "dog Taoist" to the right?"
Another Taoist priest raised his hands and said to the sky: "The Holy Sage is now the Taoist Lord and Emperor. Your words are undoubtedly an insult to the Holy Sage, and you should be punished for the crime you have committed."
This involved the emperor, and Gao Yanei was a little frightened. He scratched his cheeks and did not dare to answer for a while.
Hong Tianjiu rolled his eyes and cursed: "Fuck your mother, the Holy One is the leader of the religion, Taoist Lord, and is an immortal. How can you ordinary people be compared with the Holy One? It's so shameless. If you want to punish the crime, that's it."
Your sins should be punished.”
Gao Yanei nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, yes, you dog Taoist priests are so shameless."
"You---how dare you call me shameless?"
"Why are you scolding you? Who allowed you dog Taoist priests to taint Xiao Longnu?"
"I will fight you."
"That couldn't be better. Your grandpa Gao just has itchy hands. Xiaojiu, come on."
Gao Yanei was beaten up by Guo Jing's lewd Taoist last time, and he is still holding back his anger. He is worried that he can't find anyone to vent his resentment to, and now he can't wait to vent his resentment on these Taoist priests.
Hong Tianjiu, a group of guys who were afraid of the world being in chaos, immediately picked up a long bench and got ready to start.
The two sides are at war with each other, and the war is about to break out.
"Wait a minute, please calm down, this is just a misunderstanding."
At this moment, a person suddenly rushed out of the door and blocked the door. He was holding a paper fan to cover his face and waving with the other hand to block the two sides from getting closer.
"You guys, please get out of the way. I have to teach these dog Taoist priests a lesson today."
"I'm not afraid of you, Gao Yanei. Even though you are the son of a Taiwei, so what? Can the son of a Taiwei do evil and talk nonsense?"
"Everyone, everyone, this is just a misunderstanding. Why bother."
"Will you get out of the way? I won't let my office beat you up too."
"Damn! I'm just here to break up the fight. If you want to fight, just go out and fight."
As soon as the word "depend" came out, Gao Yanei and others immediately reacted, took a closer look, and exclaimed: "Li Qi?"
The Taoist priests also reacted and turned to glare at the visitor. This was the culprit.
The person who came was none other than Li Qi. In fact, he had been hiding outside the door and watching for a long time. If they had not fought, they would not have entered the door. Now, the instigator appeared, and both sides began to turn their fire on Li Qi.
"Li Qi, can you write stories? What kind of nonsense are you writing? It hurts my heart so much. I usually tell you to read more books, but you have to cook. Look, there's going to be a big mess now.
." Gao Yanei took the lead in firing.
Damn! Did you mention studying to me? Li Qi was so angry that he couldn't even curse. There really is no shameless person, only more shameless ones.
Hong Tianjiu was also extremely depressed and said: "Yes! If Xiao Longnu's innocence is given to Yang Guo, then we can accept it, but if it is given to Yin Zhiping, how can that be done?"
"That's right, that's right, isn't this bullying?"
...
Not only this group of people, but also other readers began to complain, expressing their extreme dissatisfaction with this time.
When these people finished complaining, the Taoist priest fired again: "Economic envoy, what is your purpose of asking people to repeatedly slander our Taoism in the Song Dynasty Times Weekly? If you don't make it clear today, we will never leave."
"Yes, yes, you must apologize to us."
"How can you just apologize? You must at least publish an apology article in the Song Dynasty Times."
"Yes, yes."
.......
Seeing that Li Qi was still covering his face with a paper fan, Hong Tianjiu said: "Brother, why are you covering your face with the fan? Could it be that you feel guilty and have no face to see others."
You are too shameless to see people. Li Qi put away the paper fan and said, "You are spitting all over the place when you talk. If I didn't use the paper fan to block it, I would be like a drowned rat." After saying that, he raised his hands and said, "Everyone, please be quiet.
, listen to me first. I know everyone will be very unhappy when they see this, and many people have advised me not to write like this, but I still insist on writing like this."
Gao Yanei asked curiously: "Why is this?"
Li Qi sighed: "Although the story is fictional, the reason why the story attracts you is because it also contains the ups and downs and the various flavors of life, which can arouse the resonance of readers. As the saying goes, life is not as good as you want, and nine out of ten times, how can you do everything?
Good luck. It is precisely because of the storm that we can see the beautiful rainbow. If everything goes smoothly for the protagonist, then the story will be like clear water. What's the point? Thinking about Diao Chan, don't you follow Dong Zhuo first and then Lu Bu.
Besides, this story has just begun, so don’t rush to criticize me. I can guarantee that you will be deeply moved and unforgettable when you read the rest, and you will never be disappointed.”
One person said depressedly: "But now that the done thing is done, how can we continue to watch it?"
If you don't want to watch it, just don't watch it. Li Qi smiled slightly and said: "Actually, this is also a business. What matters is your willingness and my willingness. If you can't stand it, just don't watch it. Don't be angry about it. It will ruin your body and suffer a loss.
After all, it’s up to you. Moreover, you also know that the deal is done, the story has been published, whether you criticize it or not, it doesn’t matter. Of course. If no one reads it, then I won’t write it. There is no need to force it, and I won’t.
This is how we make a living.”
Li Qi's tone was so strong that everyone was a bit unexpected, but if they think about it carefully, it is not difficult to understand that Li Qi gets whatever he wants now. The benefits this story has brought to him are really not worth mentioning.
There is almost no difference between writing or not writing, but for them, there is less fun and less expectation in life. What’s even more terrible is that only Li Qi can write this martial arts novel, and the rest
People simply don’t understand it, let alone write it.
Hong Tianjiu rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Brother, if you don't write how to do it, it would be unkind. We are just complaining. We have no other purpose."
The rest of the readers weighed it over and over again and could only accept this fact.
Seeing that they had given in, Li Qi turned to the Taoist priests and said, "Taoist priests, you said earlier that I slandered Taoism. Did you see it with one eye, or did you just blindly see the wind?"
Yu, I want to sue you for defamation. As we all know, the Song Dynasty Times Magazine always speaks with facts. Since those Taoist priests dare to do it, are they still afraid of others saying that being sneaky is a fine tradition of your Taoism? What am I doing here?
Are you slandering Taoism, or are you slandering Taoism? As long as you can find any untrue news in the Song Dynasty Times, I, Li Qi, am willing to kowtow to you and admit my mistake. Could it be that there is something evil in your heart that makes you so nervous?
?”
"Who--who has a ghost in his heart?"
"If there is no ghost? Then I, the Song Dynasty Times, tell the truth and do your stupid things! Could it be that telling the truth will also hinder you?"
Gao Yanei laughed and said: "Now the Kaifeng Mansion is still interrogating a pair of dog men and women wearing Taoist robes. You can tell who is right and who is wrong at a glance."
As soon as this was said, everyone burst into laughter.
The Taoist priests looked at each other, their expressions looking particularly ugly.
Hong Tianjiu pointed at them and said: "Look, now it seems that they really look a bit like Yin Zhiping, Zhao Zhijing and others."
Another burst of laughter.
"You--you are really deceiving me too much. We will never let it go until this matter is settled."
The Taoist priests saw that the momentum was not right and knew that they might not be able to succeed today, so they waved up their long sleeves and walked away.
Damn it! Just a few of you dare to come to my Zuixianju to seek bad luck. You are really asking for your own death. A sneer appeared at the corner of Li Qi's mouth.
Suddenly, a young man dressed as a scholar came to Li Qi's side, bowed his head and said: "My master has invited me to be the economic envoy."
Li Qi turned around and said to himself, "Oh no, that's really a bad move." He whispered, "How long has your master been here?"
The book boy was clever and replied: "As for the economic envoy, all the masters have seen it."
Li Qi wiped his forehead and said depressedly: "I understand." Then he and the book boy went to the Tianshan World on the third floor.
When I came inside, I saw Song Huizong and Cai Jing sitting at the table. In addition, there were two Taoist priests sitting by the window, but their eyes were slightly closed. The one on the left had a high nose and deep eyes, sunken cheeks, and a complexion.
Purple, Taoist name is Lingqing Taoist, who is in charge of Yuqing Palace, that is, alchemy; the Taoist priest with a kind face and white hair and beard on the right, whose Taoist name is Shuiqing Taoist, is in charge of Hanlin Medical Academy, and the Taoist number is nine out of ten.
Medicine, in terms of medicine, there is nothing to say about what Song Huizong did. He used Taoism to spread the superb medical skills of the court to the people and benefit the people. This is indeed commendable, but compared with the mistakes he made, it is really not.
It's worth mentioning. These two Taoists are now the Taoist priests most trusted by Song Huizong. Because Song Huizong was too obsessed with Taoism, he also set up twenty-sixth-level Taoist officials, so all famous Taoist priests have official ranks. These two
A Taoist priest was a first-level Taoist official, who was thousands of times more powerful than military generals and on par with Confucian scholars. For a period of time, he even ordered ministers to wear Taoist robes to go to court. This shows that the influence of Taoist priests in the Song Dynasty should not be underestimated.
As the saying goes: Those who come are not good, and those who are good will never come.
Don't pretend to be cool, or you will be struck by lightning! Li Qi glanced at the two Taoist priests, his heart was full of disdain, he bowed and saluted and said: "Li Qi has met a high official, a grand master."
Song Huizong glared at him slightly and reprimanded in a deep voice: "Okay. Okay, I didn't expect that your boy would use such shameless tricks to protect your Condor Heroes. You really don't know the heights of heaven and earth, and you are so daring."
He knew everything about this matter, how could he not understand the intention of Li Qi's move.
But Li Qi still complained: "Officials know their lesson well. I only think about Taoism."
Taoist Lingqing's eyes suddenly opened, and with a flash of light, he looked at Li Qi and said: "I would like to hear how the economic commander's move is for the sake of your Taoism?"
Li Qi chuckled and said: "Master Taoist, let me tell you the truth. In fact, I am a devout believer. If I hadn't been born into a family of chefs, maybe we would be traveling together now."
Taoist Lingqing sneered and said, "Fortunately, otherwise it would be a great misfortune for our Taoism."
Li Qiwu laughed to himself and said, "Why do you say this, Taoist Master? I am devoted to the Tao!"
Song Huizong frowned and said, "Since you keep saying that you are doing it for the sake of Taoism, then you should make it clear now."
"yes."
Li Qiyi cupped his hands and said: "Taoism originated from our Chinese nation, and its ideas can benefit the people, so they should be respected by others. High officials are also the Taoist masters, who bring blessings to those who practice Taoism in the world and vigorously promote Taoism.
.As a result, Taoism is getting stronger and stronger, which is a good thing. But as the saying goes, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. Because Taoism is getting stronger and stronger, many people have joined Taoism, but unfortunately, among them
Many people do not devote themselves to cultivating Taoism. They just want to use the towering tree of Taoism to seek personal gain for themselves. As a result, Taoism is now a mixed bag and Taoism suffers unjust injustice. This is just like those corrupt officials. They
It also caused the world's scholars to suffer unreasonable disasters. Although Li Qi was not a Taoist, he had an extremely pious Taoist heart. It is not difficult to see from my description of Wang Chongyang, Qiu Chuji, Ma Yu and other admirable Taoist priests in Shooting Condors. I
Knowing that Taoism will be defeated by these people sooner or later, I came up with this method in order to teach those black sheep a lesson. Again, the leader of the Taoist law broke the law, and he was as guilty as the common people. How can those bad guys in Taoist robes override the leader?
Is it above Dao Lord?"
In fact, compared to the previous public opinion war with scholars, Li Qi restrained himself a lot this time and did not do anything too extreme. He did not even talk about humiliating Taoism. The few articles he published were all based on a certain Taoist priest.
For example, using Taoist ideas to look at this issue is tantamount to helping Taoism to promote it. Of course, if this were not the case, there would not be a few Taoist priests coming to our door today.
However, even so, there are still many Taoist priests who feel that they have been wronged so much that they are still favored by Song Huizong. If they were replaced by businessmen, I am afraid that the businessmen would not even dare to fart.
Another move? Cai Jing shook his head with a wry smile, but he also got some information from it, that is, the Song Dynasty Times Weekly has become a powerful tool, and he should make good use of it in the future.
Taoist Lingqing gritted his teeth and said, "What a sharp mouth."
"It's a prize, it's a prize. I don't dare to accept it, I don't dare to accept it." Li Qi chuckled.
After hearing this, Taoist Shuiqing suddenly burst into laughter. Even though his beard and hair were all white, his voice was loud and full of energy, which showed that he was well maintained. He said: "I have long heard that the economic master is eloquent. Only
With just one mouth, he can defeat tens of thousands of powerful soldiers. When I see him today, he really lives up to his reputation."
Taoist Lingqing frowned slightly and said: "Senior brother---."
Taoist Shui Qing raised his hand and said: "Junior brother, the economy makes this a good statement. The sage Lao Tzu once said that the best is like water, and the weak will not fight. All Taoists should abide by this meaning, but there are many people with ulterior motives in the world. Let me teach you a lesson
This is the shame of our Taoism, and we should also be ashamed of it. In fact, Pindao has personally gone to verify the content written by the Song Dynasty Times Magazine in the past two days. All of them are true, and none of them are true.
Frankly speaking, if we cover up such phenomena, how are we any different from these people, or even more abominable? We are Taoists, how can we deceive ourselves and others."
Taoist Lingqing said, "But if this continues for a long time, won't our religion be reviled by the world?"
Shuiqing Taoist said: "If this phenomenon can continue for a long time, it also means that our religion is indeed riddled with holes. Serious diseases require strong medicine to treat. If the disease is not cured, it is definitely not the behavior of our Taoist people. The poor Taoist thinks that the economy makes this happen.
Taking action can have a warning effect."
Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty nodded frequently when he heard this, and said politely: "Taoist Shuiqing has noble moral character and a mind that can embrace all rivers. I admire him."
Taoist Shuiqing also bowed and said: "Taoist Master, your words are serious. This is what we should do. How dare we accept such praise?"
Li Qi originally felt a little admiration for this Taoist Shuiqing, but when he heard that he and Song Huizong were both Taoists and Taoists, he felt dumbfounded. Are you an emperor or a Taoist priest? You are really not doing your job properly.
Taoist Shuiqing suddenly turned to Li Qi and said, "I have a question, and I can't figure it out. I would like to ask the economic envoy to give me some advice."
Li Qidao: "Taoist Master, please tell me?"
"How did you know about the contents published in the Song Dynasty Times?"
Li Qi smiled and said, "Oh, the senior official asked me to do this."
When Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty heard this, he thought it was okay. You just smeared Taoism, but now you dare to slander me. He slapped the table and said: "This is unreasonable. When did I let you do this?"
"The high official must have forgotten."
Li Qi looked astonished and suddenly took out a book from his arms, handed it to Song Huizong, blinked and said, "Your Majesty, please take a look."
"What is this?" Song Huizong was stunned, took the book, opened it casually, and saw that the first line said, on the second day of the lunar month, at three o'clock in the morning, the Minister of War hosted a banquet... Let's go to welcome the spring together.
I called eight young ladies upstairs and stayed overnight before returning at dawn, spending about ten thousand dollars. I suddenly realized this, and my face suddenly became stiff.
Cai Jing, Shui and Ling saw Song Huizong's strange expression and felt curious. They turned slightly sideways and glanced at the book.
How can I let you see such secrets? Li Qi quickly coughed twice.
Song Huizong was slightly startled, his face tightened, he immediately closed his book and cursed secretly, I was puzzled, you brat got into such a huge disaster, and yet you are so unafraid, it turned out that you had already dragged me into the water, it is really abominable. I felt in my heart
He was furious, but because he had a handle in Li Qi's hands, he coughed several times and said: "I already understand your original intention. This is just a coincidence, and I can't blame you. But everything should be done in moderation. Don't do it."
Passed."
Li Qi secretly smiled in his heart, cupped his hands and said: "Li Qi will remember the teachings of the high officials." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian.com to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone