That's how it is. No wonder I didn't understand it after watching it for a long time. Guo Xiaotian and Yang Tiexin were acted like this. How can the protagonists be so messy? After hearing this, Li Qi finally understood. In short, it's
In a word, if Gao Yanei wants to show off, not even gods can stop him.
Gao Yanei saw that Li Qi was silent and seemed not very satisfied with his performance. He looked depressed and said, "Hey, Li Qi, what do you think of my performance just now?"
Li Qi was slightly startled, pointed to the stage, and said, "I think their performance is better."
Gao Yanei turned his head subconsciously and saw that no one was standing on the stage, only a few extras lying around. He looked at Li Qi in surprise and said, "Li Qi, do you have an eye disease?
"
"You have an eye problem." Li Qi glared at this guy angrily and said, "What does it mean to be professional? This is professional. If the director doesn't call for interruption, he has to keep acting. Unlike you, you are so easy to distinguish."
Heartbroken."
"Director? Ka?"
Several people in Gaoyan looked at Li Qi in surprise.
"It's no wonder you don't understand high-end terminology." Li Qi coughed lightly and said, "To put it simply, they are more into the drama than you are." Then he shouted towards the stage: "Hey, hey, hey,
Dear friends, please get up."
There was no movement on the stage.
Isn't he really dead? Li Qi looked at Gao Yanei in astonishment.
Gao Yanei let out a laugh and said: "You bastards, what are you doing lying down? Why don't you wait for me to make a pile of loess to bury you?"
"ah---!"
"Well....!"
.......
After moaning several times, the few people supported each other and stood up slowly, covering their heads and stomachs.
Ri. This was not due to dedication, but because he really couldn't get up. Li Qi couldn't help but burst into laughter and said: "You guys take off the veil first."
Swish, swish, swish!
Damn it! I must have entered Jurassic Park. When Li Qi saw the "pig heads" on the stage who had been beaten with bruises and swollen faces, he could hardly recognize who they were. He immediately took a sharp breath and pointed his hand at their faces.
, holding back his smile, said seriously: "Ya Nei, do you understand now?"
Gao Yanei looked at the stage, then at Li Qi, shook his head and simply said: "I don't understand."
"You don't even understand this?"
Hong Tianjiu said: "Brother Li, it's understandable that I don't understand, but I don't understand either."
Gao Yanei nodded subconsciously and said: "Yes, just--" The word "yes" was still in his mouth. He suddenly looked at Hong Tianjiu and said: "Xiaojiu, what do you mean by this? Is it because my brother is not as good as me?"
you."
Hong Tianjiu said hey: "Brother, that's not what I meant. You just didn't understand. Let's just listen to Brother Li."
Li Qi smiled and shook his head, and then said to the other actors on the stage: "You guys, come down and let me have a closer look."
"ah?"
Those people looked at the short steps and cried in pain.
"Forget it. Just pretend I didn't say anything. You guys should take a rest first." Li Qi looked at their faces twitching and felt pain himself.
Long live understanding! Those extras had tears in their eyes and were so grateful that there are no words to describe it!
Li Qi sighed and said, "Do you know what they call this?"
Gao Yanei and others all shook their heads.
"They are acting with their lives! This alone is worthy of recognition. Isn't it?" Li Qi said to Gao Yanei: "Yanei, look at yourself. Your face is fair, and there is no dust on your body. You are intact.
.If other people don’t know and think you are the audience, that’s not okay.”
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said thoughtfully: "What Brother Li said makes sense. When I was looking down there just now, I always felt that something was wrong. That's it."
Why are you pretending to be serious? Isn't that what Chai Cong likes to do? Li Qi couldn't help but give this boy a blank look.
"Really?"
Gao Yanei scratched his head, then suddenly shook his head and shouted: "No, no, Li Qi, what you said is wrong."
Li Qi said curiously: "I would like to hear the details."
Gao Yanei patted his chest and said proudly: "I'm Qiu Chuji, how could I get hurt? Isn't that what the book says, don't you think so?" After saying that, he whispered in a low voice: "If I get hurt again, I will
Let Xiaojiu act."
The rest of the people nodded, feeling that what Gao Yanei said made sense.
Sweat! This guy's IQ has increased recently, and he was not immediately deceived by me. It seems that he has to find another way. Li Qi rolled his eyes, smiled and shook his head silently.
Gao Yanei asked curiously: "Why are you shaking your head? Maybe what I said is wrong."
"Of course not." Li Qi smiled and said, "You seem to have forgotten something else."
"What?"
Li Qi spit out one word, "Blood!"
"Blood?"
Gao Yanei pinched his chin and pondered for a moment. Suddenly he raised his eyebrows and said, "I understand. Could it be that I should have blood stains on my body?"
See, he has been fooled. Li Qi patted him on the shoulder and said happily: "A boy can be taught."
Gao Yanei was annoyed and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you are right. I shouldn't be too kind to be cruel!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone fainted.
Li Qi unconsciously glanced at the pig heads on the stage. Cold sweat broke out on his head, and he was secretly surprised. You can't do it now? Then what does it mean to be ruthless?
Gao Yanei was a good boy who corrected his mistakes when he knew they were wrong. He nodded and said: "In order to help you perform this play well, it seems that I have to be cruel!"
Suddenly, "Plop! Plop!" sounded several times on the stage.
Gao Yanei turned his head and looked, surprised and said: "Huh? Why are you lying down again?"
"I guess I fainted from fright!" Li Qi said extremely seriously.
Gao Yanei was furious when he heard this and said: "This is absolutely impossible. They are all my people. Anyone who dares to scare them is seeking death."
Oh my God! Can these bastards be saved? Li Qi sighed in his heart, and suddenly saw that Lu Qian's legs were almost broken. He kept leaning on himself, turned to the side, and said: "Xiao Qian, you
What to do?"
Gao Yanei asked curiously: "Xiao Qian, didn't you go home? Why are you here again?"
"This---yamen---little man---."
Lu Qian's whole body began to tremble, and he quietly glanced at Li Qi asking for help.
They have been standing here for a long time. You just realized it now! You have no sense of presence. Li Qi promised that he would be there. If he refuses to save him now, it will damage his credibility. He put his hand on Gao Yanei's shoulder.
Said: "Oh, Xiao Qian was thinking about Yanei's debut novel, so he specially asked me to give me some advice. This was just a white lie."
Gao Yanei nodded in understanding, and then asked: "What is your debut novel?"
Damn it! I have said so much, how can you remember just one "debut"? What a talent! Li Qi sighed inwardly. He simply explained: "It is the first time to perform on stage, commonly known as the debut."
"Well, this title is quite vulgar and elegant." Gao Yanei nodded in agreement and said, "But this is my first time to perform on stage."
"Really? I wonder what other works there are in the office?" Li Qi asked in surprise.
"That's a lot. I often sing at Yingchun Tower." Gao Yanei wrote lightly, but his expression was very proud.
Chai Cong on the side couldn't stand it anymore and said: "Yameni, don't go to Yingchun Tower to sing. That's because you are drunk, and if the other party is Xu Poxi, Sun Sansi, etc.,
Only when you get on stage can it be called singing. It’s clearly like ghosts crying and wolves howling.”
As soon as these words came out, Li Qi, Hong Tianjiu and others all laughed, with a hint of lewdness in their laughter.
Gao Yanei was unhappy, with a dark face. He stared at Chai Cong, as if he might pounce on Chai Cong at any time and rape him.
Chai Cong was very worried. He was really afraid that Gao Yanei would really pounce on him. He raised his hand and said: "Okay, okay, the lingering sound is lingering, the lingering sound is lingering, this is all right."
"That's pretty much it." Gao Yanei nodded with satisfaction and asked Li Qi, "Li Qi, what should I be called?"
"Uh... MILF work."
"I like this name."
Li Qigan laughed a few times and said, "Let's not stand and talk all the time. Find a place to sit down and talk." After that, he strangled Gao Yanei's neck and walked towards the round table in the middle.
After everyone sat down, Li Qicai asked: "By the way, Yanei, I thought you liked Yang Kang the most ---."
Gao Yanei didn't wait for Li Qi to finish speaking and immediately retorted: "What Yang Kang? I don't like men. My favorite has always been Rong'er, okay?"
"Sexy, saucy, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue." Li Qi chuckled and asked curiously: "If that's the case, then why do you want to play Qiu Chuji? You should also play Guo Jing!"
Gao Yanei curled his lips and said, "What can we do? This is the first time. Guo Jing is still in the stomach, and Qiu Chuji can't find a good candidate."
When he said this, several dissatisfied hums immediately came from the side.
Obviously, Gao Yanei was telling lies with his eyes open.
But Gao Yanei didn't take it seriously at all, pretending not to hear anything, and continued: "I'm not just reluctant to do it, I will play Qiu Chuji for a while, and when Guo Jing comes out, I will play Guo Jing again, isn't that enough?"
If that great chivalrous man, the chivalrous man who serves the country and the people, is played by you, the leader of a prostitute, I will be scolded a lot. Li Qi smiled and said: "That's it, I'm sorry for you.
Are you planning to film a TV series?"
Hong Tianjiu asked curiously: "Brother Li, what is a TV series?"
"Well...that's from the first performance to the last performance." Li Qikankan explained.
"Isn't it?" Hong Tianjiu asked.
"Of course not." Li Qi slapped his forehead and said, "I asked you to perform it at the New Year's Day meeting. Will the New Year's Day meeting understand?"
Several people nodded in unison.
"Isn't this the end?" Li Qi opened his hands and said: "The New Year's Day meeting will only last for one or two hours for you to perform. Even if it is a story, it will not be finished, let alone an acting? Also, Gao Yanei
, you played Qiu Chuji and Guo Jing before, but when Guo Jing and Qiu Chuji meet, you split yourself up to play?"
Gao Yanei groaned and said, "That's right, I was so involved in the performance that I almost forgot about it."
Chai Cong said: "Then how did you arrange it?"
Gao Yanei nodded quickly and said, "Yes, yes, what do you think we should do?"
These idiots, even though I’ve explained it so clearly, they still can’t figure it out! Li Qidao: “Of course I’m going to take an excerpt from it and act it out!”
"Intercept it once?" Gao Yanei said: "Then how do you act? No one else can understand it!"
Li Qi said angrily: "Do you think there is anyone in Tokyo who hasn't seen the Condor Shooting? If not, then you can only blame him, not us. Besides, it's not that I, Li Qi, am bragging. Although it was just once,
I, Li Qi, still want to make it attractive enough."
Gao Yanei asked suspiciously: "Can you do it?"
Li Qi frowned and said, "I hate it the most when people say this to me."
Hong Tianjiu said anxiously: "Brother Li, which one do you plan to intercept?"
Li Qi smiled and said: "It's the 'three test questions' episode."
"Wonderful, wonderful!" Chai Cong clapped his hands and said.
Hong Tianjiu said in surprise: "Chai Cong, how wonderful is this?"
"There is Medicine Master Dongxiehuang!"
"...!"
Sooner or later, I will be ruined in the hands of these four young masters. Li Qi laughs or doesn’t laugh. He coughs lightly and can only say: "It makes sense." After a pause, he adds: "The reason why I chose this time
, that’s because there’s not only Dongxie among them. There are also two key roles, Hong Qigong, the Northern Beggar, and Ouyang Feng, the Western Poisoner. Of course, Guo Jing and Huang Rong are indispensable. In addition, I mean
Focusing on this episode, we will also add the flute and zheng fighting techniques of Dongxie and Xidu in front of it, so that it can be enriched and become more characteristic of our Song Dynasty."
Gao Yanei nodded and said: "I remember. I remember, this time is indeed wonderful. I asked Xiao Qian to say it several times, and that Zhou Botong is also very cute. Okay, okay, okay
, it’s about this time, I play Guo Jing, who plays Ronger?” Speaking of Ronger, his eyes sparkled.
Your mind is racing so fast. I'm still talking about the script, and you've already started talking about the male and female protagonists. At this moment, Li Qi really wanted to slap these idiots to death. He gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "
Yanei, I have no intention of letting you play Guo Jing."
Gao Yanei was stunned for a moment, then stood up suddenly, almost putting his face on Li Qi's face. He looked at Li Qi with wide eyes and said, "You---what did you say?"
Li Qi spread his fingers, held his face, pushed, and said: "Ya Nei, I'm helping you. Don't be ignorant of good and evil."
Gao Yanei blinked his eyes and said, "Help me? You are clearly trying to harm me, Ronger."
Li Qi wiped his face and said to himself, "Li Qi, you must restrain yourself. This is the Taiwei's precious son. You can't cut him into pieces!" He took a deep breath and said, "Ya Nei, do you still remember that time?"
What’s the content?”
Gao Yanei said: "Of course I remember. I memorized it backwards and forwards. Don't you believe it? Lu Qian, please recite a paragraph quickly."
I dare you to use Xiao Qian as a tape recorder! Li Qi raised his hand and said: "No need. Just remember. Think about it, Guo Jing is so dull, and there is a beautiful woman who loves him so much hanging in front of him.
, he didn’t even dare to hug me, let alone anything else. If Yanei were to act, wouldn’t it be detrimental to Yanei’s sentimentality? This would undoubtedly exploit his weaknesses and avoid his strengths!”
Gao Yanei rubbed his chin, pondered for a while, nodded and said: "What you said makes sense. Guo Jing is really stupid. I am so smart, it is indeed difficult to play him! Alas, it's a pity that I, Rong'er -
--, If Yang Guo and Rong'er can get together, that would be great. By the way, Li Qi, if you are not in the divine sculpture, let Yang Guo and Rong'er get along, two maids serving one husband, wouldn't it be great?
Is it normal?"
Li Qi lowered his head, covered his face with his hands, and fell into silence. The others fell into fantasy.
I have to say that what Gao Yanei said was so tempting.
Gao Yanei was stunned and said: "What happened? Did I say something wrong?"
Li Qi clenched his fists tightly, lowered his head and said, "Yamen, can you please leave me alone? I'm afraid of violence."
Gao Yanei hummed and quietly waved to Lu Qianzhao.
Why is it me again? With tears in her eyes, Lu Qian stood in front of Gao Yanei.
After a while, Li Qi raised his head and begged: "Yanei, let's talk about business, okay?"
Seeing Li Qidu in this state, Gao Yanei felt a little embarrassed. He patted Lu Qian on the shoulder and signaled him to get out. The latter immediately disappeared between the two of them. Gao Yanei asked again: "Then are you going to let him go?"
Who do I play?"
"Ouyang Ke."
Puff puff puff!
As soon as these words came out, everyone else burst into laughter and thought, this is a perfect match.
Gao Yanei said in disbelief: "Who do you want me to play? Ou---Ouyang Ke?"
Li Qi nodded and affirmed: "Exactly."
Gao Yanei had an angry look on his face and said: "You--you let me be quiet first, otherwise, I'm afraid I will use violence."
Huh? This line is so familiar! Li Qi was stunned for a moment, then laughed. This guy learned so fast. He said: "Ya Nei, just listen to me. I'm sure you will raise your hands in approval."
Gao Yanei said suspiciously: "You said it."
Li Qi began to lie: "First of all, this is just an interception of one of the episodes, and it will be played as an independent story. What Ouyang Ke did before will not appear in it; secondly, Guo Jing's stupid appearance,
It’s not that bad either. You are so handsome in Yanei. Playing Guo Jing, isn’t this making things difficult for you? Ouyang Ke is different.
The naughty side - uh... the majestic side, and you are in perfect harmony with Yanei! Of course, the most important point is that in this round, it is the rivalry between Ouyang Ke and Huang Rong -
-Has the most contact, Ouyang Ke teases her many times---Oh no, please Huang Rong, isn't this tailor-made for you in the yamen. When it comes to making women happy, who in the world can compete with you in the yamen. Of course.
, if you insist not to act, then I will have to go into battle myself."
"Wait---wait a moment."
Gao Yanei raised his hand. Judging from the frequency of his trembling, he was very excited. He said: "I--I didn't say I won't act, I just asked why. Well, listening to what you said, it seems that everyone except me
, no one can play it anymore, so fine, I’ll just try to do it and play Ouyang Ke for once.”
What tempted him the most was the last reason.
Li Qi gave a thumbs up and said, "Ya Nei, you are so wise."
"Where, where!" Gao Yanei laughed and asked with gleaming eyes: "Then who will play Rong'er?"
Li Qidao: "I'm still thinking about this. Don't worry, it will be finalized in the next two days. You will not be disappointed."
Chai Cong suddenly said: "There is one person who is most suitable, but it's a pity that person is no longer in the capital."
"who?"
"Seventh Mother of the Bai Family."
As soon as these words came out, everyone except Li Qi nodded.
If beauty and intelligence coexist, it must be Bai Qiannuo!
Li Qi said nothing and looked straight at Chai Cong.
Chai Cong reacted immediately and said quickly: "I just said that White Snake is very similar to Huang Rong, I have no other meaning."
Li Qi snorted and thought to himself, what he said is not wrong. In terms of intelligence, my Qiniang is indeed as good as her husband, but it's a pity---. Speaking of Bai Qiannuo, his thoughts drifted to Hangzhou again.
Already.
"Li Qi, Li Qi."
Seeing that Li Qi fell silent again, Chai Cong was afraid that Li Qi was still angry. After all, he would have something to ask for later, so he shouted a few words cautiously.
Li Qi was slightly startled and said: "What?"
"...!"
Chai Cong looked at Li Qi, smiled and said, "Who will play the role of Medicine Master Dongxiehuang?"
Li Qi snorted and said, "You're already like this. How can I not let you act?"
Chai Cong was overjoyed and laughed.
Li Qi asked again: "Then can you play the flute?" He immediately thought in his mind, this is so awkward to say.
Chai Cong immediately said: "Of course I will. Is there any musical instrument in this world that I can't do? Otherwise, I wouldn't have the face to play Dongxie."
The most similar thing between you and Dong Xie is that you know how to show off, otherwise, I wouldn't let you act. Li Qi directly ignored his words.
Hong Tianjiu jumped out again and said, "Brother, what about me?"
"I know, I know, Hong Qi Gong, right? If you are not afraid of being beaten by your Qi Gong, then you can beat me."
Hong Tianjiu was stunned when he heard this, and thought to himself, yes, if Qi Gong knew that I also call him Hong Qi Gong, what would he think? Although there was a trace of hesitation in his heart, he resisted his curiosity and said
: "Brother, don't worry, it's okay. Qi Gong is not qualified to attend the New Year's Day gathering. Even if he knew about it, I believe Qi Gong wouldn't scold me. Just don't call me Hong Ba Jin."
It can be seen that he is still very afraid of his violent maniac!
Li Qi chuckled: "Okay. Since you said so, I have nothing to say."
Ma Qiao suddenly said: "No, no."
Li Qi asked in surprise: "What's wrong?"
Ma Qiao said: "Hong Qigong and Huang Yaoshi in the book are almost over fifty, how can they act in the yamen? Huang Rong and Huang Yaoshi will look about the same size by then, wouldn't they look quite awkward?"
Gao Yanei chuckled and said: "Maqiao, you don't understand this. There is another method in the world called the art of disguise. It's simple."
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said, "Brother is right. I have also learned this disguise technique, but last time I wanted to use it to sneak out for hunting, but my father discovered it."
Li Qidao: "Did you hear that?"
"Disguise?" Ma Qiao curled his lips and said no more.
At this time, Zhou Hua suddenly asked: "Brother Li, it seems that there is still one person who has not been settled yet."
Li Qidao: "Are you talking about Guo Jing?"
Zhou Hua nodded quickly. The others also looked at Li Qi curiously. Who will win the role of Guo Jing?
Li Qi didn't know Zhou Hua's little thoughts, he laughed and said: "Fat man, if you can lose a hundred pounds in half a month, I will let you act."
When Zhou Hua heard this, he said dissatisfiedly: "Brother Li, you can't always judge people by their appearance!"
"Please think about it first. If you and Ouyang Ke stand together, who will Huang Rong choose?"
"Ouyang Ke."
Everyone said in unison.
Li Qi spread his hands and said, "You heard me."
Zhou Hua was injured, so he sat aside and muttered: "It's not my fault I'm fat."
Gao Yanei asked again: "Then who plays Guo Jing?"
Li Qi pointed to a person on the left and said: "He!"
Everyone turned to look and said in unison: "Anan!"
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