Chapter 969 Cheap but not good (seeking a monthly pass)
This feast of the century can be said to be long-lasting, breaking many traditions, and also setting a record for the longest New Year's Day feast, directly from noon to evening, but the most successful thing is undoubtedly turning everyone's attention to food, not politics.
, the key point is that there are so many delicious foods, with various flavors, that people are overwhelmed, and their mouths are full of eating, so how can they have time to talk!
In the past, after the New Year's Day banquet, there would be singing and dancing to add to the fun, which was also part of it. Li Qi was not exempt from the vulgarity, but being vulgar does not mean that he cannot innovate. A new type of drama is about to come.
In fact, this was also forced by Song Huizong. He only gave him so much funding. How could he hire a band or dancers? He had to rely on himself. Therefore, he finally chose the Fourth Young Master. The main reason was that the Fourth Young Master
Not only did the young master not accept the money, but he also put money into it. Where can I find such a good guy!
However, free ones are ultimately inferior to paid ones. This is the hard truth!
"Li Qi---can you please stop looking at me like this? I really can't blame you--hiccup. I don't want to do that either. I just ate more so---a little apart. Now---hiccup--
-What should I do---ah---you---come up with a solution quickly!”
In a room behind the shed, Li Qi sat in the room with a cold look on his face. Looking at Gao Yanei who was hiccupping in front of him, his eyes began to get angry. He laughed angrily and said: "Haha, you said it is simple, think of a way.
?I have a solution. You know you have a performance tonight and you still eat so much. How come your brain is filled with shit?"
It turned out that in the afternoon, after Gao Yanei came out of the food street, he held a small banquet with Hong Tianjiu and others. How could he hold back the delicious food and wine, so he ate to death again, because he had already eaten while selling candied haws.
After eating a lot, he ended up stuffing himself. After a glass of wine, he started to hiccup non-stop. Originally, he thought it would not take long for him to get better. But after a while, the symptoms did not decrease but increased, and the performance lasted
As it got closer, he became anxious and quickly asked Ma Qiao to find Li Qilai.
Li Qi felt incredible when he heard it at the time, but when he thought it was Gao Yanei, he felt relieved. There are some weird things in the world that this guy can't do.
"Hiccup---don't bully me---hiccup--it's inconvenient to speak at this time, so---take the opportunity---hiccup scold me. In the final analysis, this matter is still---it's your fault---you
If I didn't prepare - burp - so many delicious foods, how could I be like this, and - burp - what is poop?" Gao Yanei was also worried. It was inconvenient to speak, so he just
He began to use his eyes to attack, looking at Li Qi resentfully.
Seeing him like this, Li Qi almost laughed, thinking to himself: I really owed this idiot in my previous life, and nothing related to this idiot can make me worry-free.
Hong Tianjiu had just laughed enough, and now he was starting to get anxious. Gao Yanei was the protagonist of this play. If he couldn't act, how could he act? Besides, it was too late to find someone now, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said:
"Brother Li, don't talk so much now, please help me quickly."
"That's right, just--hiccup."
Chai Cong rolled his eyes and said, "Yameni, just say less. The more you talk, the more fierce the beating will be."
"Oh---burp."
Gao Yanei also knew that he was wrong at this time and quickly shut up.
Li Qi was very angry now. He would explode whoever lit it. He glanced sideways at Hong Tianjiu and saw his face was glowing red. He said: "Xiaojiu, if you are stupid in the office, forget it. I am used to it. But what's wrong with you?"
Now I don’t want to worry about you anymore. I’m asking you to play Hong Qigong, not Guan Gong. Look at what you look like now, like a monkey’s butt.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chai Cong quietly turned his face away.
I really asked for trouble. Hong Tianjiu rolled his eyes and said: "Brother Li, you have wronged me. Isn't this also to make Qigong more realistic? You often mention Hong Qigong in your book
I always pick up a wine gourd and drink, which makes my face not red, but don’t worry, I’m definitely not drunk, and the blush goes away quickly and will be healed soon.”
"Just right? It sounds like a fairy tale."
Li Qi rolled his eyes at him, and suddenly noticed something was wrong with the beard on his cheeks, and said, "Huh? Your beard doesn't seem to be horsetail hair. It looks like a real beard?"
Hong Tianjiu said with a proud smile: "Is it similar? I bought this beard from an old man after looking for it for a long time. At first, the old man refused, but then I directly offered him ten guan, and he immediately bought it.
Got me."
This kid ---! Li Qi smiled and shook his head. Just as he opened his mouth, he suddenly heard another "hiccup" sound coming from the side. He thought to himself, yes, it's too early to ask questions now, and he has to solve this matter quickly.
.
In fact, Gao Ya felt uncomfortable in his heart. He had put in a lot of effort for this performance, so naturally he wanted to show off for a while, but he never thought that it would start soon. With such a thing happening, he looked at Li with a pleading look on his face.
strange.
Li Qi pondered for a moment and said: "Yameni, you take a breath first and then I stop."
Gao Yanei didn't dare to jump anymore at this time and inhaled sharply.
Li Qi looked at it and said, "Stop."
Gao Yanei stopped immediately.
"Hold it in."
“What’s next—hiccup?”
Li Qi just told him to hold his breath, but Gao Yanei asked him at the same time.
"Uh... hiccup, you should have said it earlier." Gao Yanei looked embarrassed!
Li Qi was about to go crazy. He thought silently in his heart, Li Qi, you must hold it back, you must hold it back! He took a deep breath and said, "Do it again, remember, hold this breath in."
"Oh, I remembered this time."
Gao Yanei took a deep breath, then closed his lips tightly, as if he had fallen into trance.
For a moment, I saw his chest beating.
After a while, Gao Yanei suddenly looked at Li Qi, as if to say, are you okay? I can't bear it anymore.
Li Qidao: "Be patient."
Still bear it! Gao Yanei's face turned red and he clenched his fists. After a moment, he said: "I can't bear it anymore. It's almost suffocating me to death, huh huh huh."
Hong Tianjiu said happily: "Brother, you don't seem to have hiccups anymore."
"Really? Haha, I finally hiccuped!"
There was silence in the house.
"belch---!"
Gao Yanei's eyes were red.
This is really a troublesome matter. Li Qi scratched his head and sighed: "There seems to be no better way now, so just try it a few more times."
There is no other way, now I can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
However, Gao Yameni tried two or three times but could not solve the problem.
Seeing that the performance was about to start, even if he went to find Liu Yunxi, it might be too late.
Li Qi wanted to slap this guy to death.
The others also looked depressed.
Gao Yanei felt very unhappy when he saw that everyone was unhappy. He looked lonely and said, "Why don't I find someone else to act, lest everyone be dragged down by me?"
At this time, Ma Qiao suddenly said: "It's not that there is no way."
When he said this, everyone looked at him.
Li Qi knew that although this guy Ma Qiao always spoke so bluntly, he had one advantage, that is, he never told lies, so he said: "Fuck! You have an idea, why didn't you tell me earlier."
Ma Qiao said: "You didn't ask me."
"...!"
Gao Yanei didn't care about that anymore, he jumped up and said: "Then you should say it quickly - hiccup!"
Ma Qiao said calmly: "I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
"As long as you can cure me, I can bear anything."
"really?"
"When---burp."
"Okay then, come with me."
"Where to go?"
"Outside!"
"....!"
Ma Qiao took Gao Yanei to a corner outside, followed by Li Qi and others.
Gao Yanei looked around, but didn't see any panacea. He was about to ask. Ma Qiao suddenly pointed diagonally downward and said, "Look where?"
Gao Yanei subconsciously turned his head and took a look.
Ma Qiao's body suddenly dwarfed. He hugged Gao Yanei's belly tightly with one hand, grabbed Gao Yanei's neck with the other, and pressed down hard, using both hands at the same time.
The confused Gao Yanei didn't understand what was going on. He suddenly felt that his face was on the ground and his body was bent at 70 degrees. He couldn't help but screamed in fright. As soon as he left his mouth, his stomach suddenly surged.
He vomited it out immediately.
Ma Qiao picked up Gao Yanei's hand and put it on the wall, then pulled out and said to the stunned Li Qi and others: "Okay."
Li Qi was slightly startled, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said: "As expected of a master, great! This move is so damn good at relieving one's anger---oh no, it's so damn good."
Ma Qiao did not follow Li Qi's example and went back to the house without saying a word.
Awkward!
This guy is so annoying. Li Qi was about to speak when he suddenly heard a loud noise in front of him. He immediately understood why Ma Qiao was in a hurry to enter the house, and secretly cursed, MD, how much did this guy eat? It's so damn disgusting.
Yes, flash!
A group of people rushed back into the house.
...
After a while, the door finally opened, and Gao Yanei climbed in as if he was exhausted, glared at Ma Qiao and said: "Ma Qiao, you--you want to murder me!"
Hong Tianjiu said hurriedly: "Brother, Ma Qiao is helping you!"
"Help me? Why not help you?"
"Don't you have hiccups now?"
"Ah - oh - yes, haha, I'm finally fine! Ma Qiao, thank you so much." Gao Yanei immediately turned from anger to joy and almost stopped worshiping Ma Qiao.
It seems that this idiot is really hopeless. Li Qi shook his head, covered his nose and walked forward, whispering: "Go wash your face and rinse your mouth quickly, Ronger will be smoked to death later, so
This is the first time I have seen the embarrassed Ouyang Ke. The performance is about to start. You guys should also get ready. I will go to the front to see how the scenery is."
After saying that, he ran away! How disgusting!
PS: The monthly ticket list is about to drop to 100 again, so all you foodies, please work hard...