"You come to me in such a hurry for such a trivial matter?"
Black and White smiled like a husky who had successfully demolished a house and nodded wildly. Look at what Brother Fa said. It's a trivial matter! What Fox and Diana are all just floating clouds!
"Go back, let's talk another day!"
"..."
Ling Lingfa picked a grape from the coffee table next to him with a look of disgust and put it into his mouth. Then he spat the grape seeds on the ground in a very unethical manner. Well, this is his yard and he can be happy with it.
Black and white hugged Ling Lingfa's thigh without dignity, shaking and shaking, "Brother Fa~~~~ That child is really pitiful. He lost his father before he was born. Now his mother can't tolerate him. You...
…”
"There are so many poor people in the world that people with trypophobia can commit suicide. How can you still care about them? Let alone a fertilized egg that has not yet become a human! Even if the Wonder Woman really gave birth to the child, it would be the same as
It doesn't matter to you, right? What are you picking up randomly? Besides, it's impossible for that child to have a parasitic soul when he was an infant. It's just a piece of data. Why are you so anxious?" Ling Lingfa said with an unscrupulous smile: "Is that possible?
Could it be that the inexplicable paternal love is showing up? Then why not just give birth to one by yourself!"
Black and white haha, I haven’t done any preparations to have a baby.
The black and white expression was solemn, and the whole person had a vicissitudes of temperament. At first glance, he was a person with a story. "People will encounter various choices in this life, and no one will know whether their choice is right or wrong."
, so adults have a saying that they only look at interests without distinguishing between right and wrong. But I think this is just an escape, an escape for those who are incompetent! Since we can know 'right' and 'wrong', it shows that in people's
I already have certain values in my heart and can distinguish right from wrong, but I just don’t have the ability to do so without feeling guilty and without suffering a loss!”
Ling Lingfa pouted and said, "I didn't expect you to be a perfectionist."
"No, it's just that I don't have that much desire, not that much crazy desire for power or anything else."
Ling Lingfa thought for a while, "If you don't have desires, you will be strong?"
"That's pretty much what it means. Compared with those benefits, I prefer to feel comfortable. But I cheated an NPC before because I won the mission. I didn't feel anything before the cheat, but after I cheated, I felt unhappy, and after winning the mission, I got
The reward didn't make me feel happy." Black and White said. What flashed in his mind was the godhead held by Diana. Although his gadget sounded high-end, he didn't have any desire at all. Maybe it was ignorance.
It limits his imagination.
Ling Lingfa rubbed his chin and said amusedly: "You are really a pure person. You only choose what you like, not what is good for you!"
"Life is only a handful of days, only thirty-six thousand days at most. There are tens of millions of houses in a family, and sleeping requires only three feet wide. To sum up, people are like flowers in a pot, life is a mess, no matter how well-built the house is.
A temporary residence, that small box is your permanent home!" Black and white interlocked their fingers and kept gesticulating.
Ling Lingfa looked at him with drooped eyelids, "For masters, it is not difficult to live longer."
Black and White's face is twitching, such a classic line can't fool you?
Ling Lingfa stretched and looked at Black and White again with a more serious look. Of course, just a little more seriously, "You should know that the rule of free NPCs being parasitized by souls was made by saints. On the one hand, there is controversy.
The matter of the King of Holy Struggle is involved, and on the other hand, it is to give the souls of some heroes who died in the past a chance to escape. In any sense, this is something that is beneficial to the universe. This kind of rule cannot be changed easily.
Even if the soul behind Wonder Woman is a direct descendant of a saint, it is still able to possess Wonder Woman because of certain relationships. Now you ask me to prevent other saints or kings from possessing that child.
, this is a bit overwhelming, well, although it’s not impossible.”
Black and White scratched the back of his head. This guy keeps insisting that he can do it, but he refuses to agree. Is he preparing to threaten me? Although he is unhappy, he still has to behave a little bit, "Then how can we do it?"
Ling Ling was amused, "This is the right attitude. When you ask for help, you have to be aware of being cheated!"
Black and white b, it turns out that your family will be tricked when asking for help? Sure enough, the big guys really know how to play!
Ling Lingfa stood up from the recliner, walked to the backyard with Black and White, and pulled out a half-person-high water tank from the corner. "Go and open the tank cover and take a look."
Black and white frowned slightly, took a deep breath to prepare for being tricked, and lifted the cylinder cover, "Fuck~! What does it smell like!"
A strong surge of anger shot straight to the sky, making Black and White instantly dazzled, and his brain felt like it had been hit hard by a heavy hammer.
"Hahaha, it's quite refreshing!"
Black and white staggered and looked back. At that moment, Ling Lingfa stood more than thirty meters away, and said with a gloating smile: "Your mission is to give this thing to this street."
Send it to all the residents, and then watch them all have a drink."
Black and White's face twitched uncontrollably, then quickly closed the cylinder head and asked: "What the hell is this!"
Ling Lingfa replied with a smile: "This world is very dangerous. There are countless foreign forces who are determined to destroy me. Not long ago, Dali Temple solved a major case of borrowing tribute tea to poison the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty! Although this case was solved,
But its poison has spread to the entire capital. A few days ago, the player who did this task was eaten by a little monster in the sea halfway through, so now the detoxifiers are also some important officials. And this tank is used
Your job is to detoxify the people from the poison, and then watch them drink it, and then use your phone to take pictures and show them to me!"
"Manchu civil and military? Why is the plot so heart-wrenching! Uh, by the way, your mission is also very unfair. Why did you use your mobile phone to record it for you to see? Is there anyone who doesn't want to drink the antidote? It's a life-threatening situation!" Black and White looked at it suspiciously.
Looking at Ling Lingfa, I just felt that there was a lot of mystery in it. "By the way, what kind of medicine is this? It tastes very... and it's not a serious medicine!"
"Oh! It's the children's urine I collected for more than three months!"
"Oh, your sister! You're so upright in what you said! Fortunately, I didn't stay in your timeline for too long, otherwise I would have suffered a big loss!"╯︵┻━┻
"Haha! So what are you going to do? If you keep dilly-dallying, I'm sure the kids will become addicted!" Ling Lingfa picked his nose and flicked it into the tank.
"..." Black and White wisely sealed the cylinder cover tightly, and then tied the water cylinder tightly to Fenrir Wolf.
Ling Lingfa watched Black and White leave, with all kinds of expectations in his eyes, while Black and White's face was ashen, and he suddenly felt that his future was gloomy! Collecting more than three months of child urine? It means that Ling Lingfa has grown from more than three months old
He had known before or even earlier that someone had poisoned the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, but he chose not to say anything but silently collected children's urine. What kind of spirit is this!
Alas! Black and White let out a long sigh. In fact, this street is not too long. If Black and White were faster, one hour would be enough to complete the task, but he didn't think it was easy. Just imagine, this street
Who the hell are the people living here? The Shenhou Mansion where the Four Great Famous Catchers live, Ximen Chuixue’s wife’s cake shop, Taifu Zhao’s Taifu Mansion, and...forget it, think about the daily tasks that I did back then, then
If many bosses knew that they were about to drink urine to detoxify, they would probably have more heads than they could cut off!
Squeak! Black and white paused for a moment. The boss should stop being busy and detoxify the common people first. After thinking about it, he used his snake power and used his five fingers to clasp a round piece of bark from the tree beside the road and cover it on the water cup, and then
Find a hollow rice straw to make a straw, which can block the irritation, and make it like a drink so that the people can drink it smoothly. Just take a sip and the poison will be cured.
"Cai Po! Long time no see."
"Xiao Hei, what a coincidence!"
"Did you hear about the nationwide poisoning a while ago? Ling Lingfa asked me to deliver medicine to you."
"Really? It's really hard on you, huh? The shape of this medicine is very strange."
"It doesn't taste very good. Good medicine tastes bitter. You'll know after one sip."
"Oh, uh, what does this smell like!"
"A strange medicine can cure a strange poison!" Black and White grabbed the leftover boy's urine and said casually, looking at Cai Lao expectantly. This old woman was very talkative. She was right when asked about the information in the streets and alleys of the capital.
, it’s better to let her help promote it this time, so as to save black and white from wasting time running around.
After drinking, Cai Po rolled her eyes and lay on the ground and started kicking her legs wildly. One after another, ferocious and disgusting looking little black insects began to crawl out from Cai Po's top and bottom. The scene was so black and white and her face was ashen. It was so disgusting.
, he raised his hand and the dragon-patterned sword was slapping randomly.
The situation of Cai Po obviously attracted the attention of the neighbors. After seeing this situation, they also stepped on the bugs. Now, with the example of Cai Po, people all over the street took the initiative to come and drink the antidote to detoxify. Black and White are here
The lid was kept closed during the entire process, so no one was exposed to the antidote. As for his actions of holding up his mobile phone to record the video, these NPCs ignored him.
About half an hour later, the people on the whole street had detoxified themselves from the poison. Seeing this, Black and White simply cleaned up and said goodbye to the insect corpses all over the ground. His next stop was the Shenhou Mansion.
Opening the door, a sign as tall as a person stood in the courtyard, which read "The antidote is on the table, get out!"
Black and White pursed his lips, "You're so cruel!"
The next stop was Ximen Chuixue's Wife's Cake Shop. The person who received Black and White was a very delicate-looking woman. This woman, whom Black and White knew, was Ximen Chuixue's wife and she was also a martial arts master. However, she didn't say anything to Black and White.
Chance, didn't even reach out to take the antidote, just let him put it on the table and sent Black and White out, completely losing his previous enthusiasm.
Black and White wanted to cry but had no tears, "After this trip, the goodwill accumulated in the past will probably become negative!"
Next stop, the Taifu's Mansion. After all, he was considered the Taifu's savior before, but in the end, he wasn't even allowed in. The old concierge sent him out.
Just like that, I can't say whether it went smoothly or not. The task that I thought would be very difficult was completed in less than an hour. Well, everyone is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and there is no chance for Ling Lingfa to trick others.
sharp!
When he returned to Ling Lingfa's medical clinic, this guy was still waiting eagerly at the door. He was surprised to see Black and White coming back so quickly, "Are you done? Well, bring your phone!"
Black and White rolled his eyes and handed over the phone. As a result, Ling Lingfa's expression slowly changed from expectation to frustration. Well, his mood suddenly became beautiful!
"Tch! Boring!" Ling Lingfa casually threw the phone back to Black and White.
Black and white haha, I can only say that those NPCs have already been prepared for your bad habits!
"Come with me!" Ling Lingfa hummed without interest, while Black and White followed behind with a playful look on his face.
"This is a token. If you give it to Wonder Woman, she will naturally believe you."
Black and white lowered his head and looked at the mahjong tile in Ling Lingfa's hand. Yes! It's just a mahjong tile with a big word "Fa" engraved on it!
"Are you sure you didn't just randomly pull this out of a deck of mahjong tiles?" Black and White looked ugly, feeling that he had underestimated Ling Ling Fa's shamelessness.
"How could it be that she just randomly pulled it out? I deliberately pulled it out from the mahjong tiles at Cai Po's house next door! But don't worry, she usually only plays mahjong at night, so it's still early before she's discovered!"
"..." Is this the point?
"Okay, okay, go back quickly, otherwise other people's children will pick up girls. Let me tell you, the children are very precocious now, and the kindergarten class will pick up girls!" Ling Lingfa did not give Black and White any chance to question, and pushed. He helped him open the golden ball of time and space and kicked it back to the modern timeline.
Heibian looked at the mahjong tiles in his hand in confusion and then at the bustling reinforced concrete city. He shook his head helplessly. Now he can only choose to believe in Linglingfa. I hope he can be more reliable this time!
When Black and White showed up at the hotel where Diana was staying again, he sensitively discovered that James and others were in a somewhat excited state. He couldn't help but hurriedly asked, "Do you... know?" This stinky bitch obviously didn't take me seriously. What's going on!
Charlie nodded excitedly, with even a little tears in his eyes, "Diana is pregnant, she is pregnant, Steve has a baby!"
Black and white smiled awkwardly, pretending to be happy and nodding along with them, but the anger in his heart was already boiling. It seemed that the boss really didn't take him seriously. He thought about taking out the mahjong tiles again, hoping that this A mahjong tile can hit her hard in the face!
But now that they already knew it, Black and White had to start making arrangements. With a serious look on his face, he held down the excited James and others, "Everyone, don't be too busy getting excited. I just found a few suspicious people outside. If you haven't guessed, If wrong, they are probably German spies!"
James and others calmed down immediately after hearing this, and their good combat qualities made them enter a fighting state in an instant. Black and White saw this and said: "We were too careless when we came back. Doctor Poison will probably secretly send someone to follow us. .”
"What should we do? The Assassin's League and the Guardian Tribe have already left before. It would be very dangerous if we just relied on us. Diana is pregnant and is inconvenient to fight!" the chief worried.
"It's useless even if they don't leave. A few people can't fight against an army of enhanced warriors. Although I don't think Doctor Poison is capable of mass-producing enhanced warriors in a short period of time, Diana's due date is still a long time away. It’s going to be dangerous now, so I think we should return to the UK first, so that Dr. Poison doesn’t dare to blatantly send his army here!”
The chief nodded after listening to Black and White's words and said: "Okay, I will arrange this."
Black and White looked at the chief's generous look and had no doubts. After all, these British natives were more suitable than him. After everyone made plans, they packed their luggage. After Black and White's reminder, everyone was afraid Chi Zesheng changed, everyone was full of energy, and James even left quietly, intending to deal with the German spies who were following him first.
Black and white went to the second floor alone and went to Diana's room. He opened the door and found Diana sitting casually at the table waiting for him.
"You are a little faster than I expected. I thought you could at least last until the evening." A trace of disdain flashed in Diana's eyes, and she had no intention of covering it up, so it was easy to see in black and white.
"Haha, I thought I wouldn't be able to come back until at least night, but I found that it was not as difficult as I thought!" Black and White immediately retorted, he is not the kind of person who can endure it, why wait until later if he can choke on the spot?
!
There was a trace of disbelief on Diana's face, and her whole body seemed to be stiff at that moment. Of course, Black and White could not understand her shock at this moment. But this did not prevent Black and White from continuing to show off. At this moment, he was not interested in Ling Ling
Full of confidence, he took out the mahjong tiles from his arms and threw them on the table casually.
Diana was stunned for a moment. Although she was a big boss in the universe, she was no stranger to mahjong. But what she didn't understand was, what did Black and White mean? Looking at Black and White's face, he didn't want to explain more, stretched out his slender fingers and touched it.
Touch the mahjong tiles lightly!
Roar and groan!
The golden light was dazzling, and the dragon's roar resounded through the world like breaking through the clouds and cracking stones. The whole town seemed to be stuck in time for a moment. All the NPCs subconsciously paused for a moment. Then the haze that had been shrouded in the sky because of the war was instantly dispelled, and a
A ray of sunlight shines down into the house.
In front of Black and White is a golden dragon as thick as a bowl. It is not the Western kind of lustful dragon with a big belly that always likes to catch princesses, nor is it an evil dragon that always sacrifices girls when it comes to troubles, but a five-clawed golden dragon that symbolizes the supremacy of China!
Boom! A light exploded in Black and White's head. It was a light of wisdom. This light was like a camera that completely engraved the image of the flying golden dragon in his mind.
It is majestic and mysterious, just like the bright sun shining on the earth, making people unable to help but worship.
Hiss! Black and white exhaled a long breath. I don’t know if it was days, months, years, or just a moment. Black and white regained consciousness, and the golden dragon had disappeared. Look at Diana again
, she seems to wake up much earlier than Black and White, but she seems to be immersed in her own thinking and has no intention of caring about Black and White.
"Ahem, you should understand, right?" Black and White asked pretending to be profound. He didn't know what to understand, but he knew that the golden dragon was definitely not simple. The sound and light effects alone were endless.
Diana came back to her senses and looked at him in surprise, "I didn't expect you to recover from the influence of the Luck Golden Dragon so quickly."
Luck? Is that thing with splashes of golden light called the Golden Dragon of Luck? Well, I'll have to ask Fox when I get back. But now I have to put it down.
"It's just a normal operation, don't worry about it. According to our previous agreement, it's time for you to put away your murderous intention." Black and White folded his hands on his chest with a look on his face.
Diana paused and nodded: "It's true that I underestimated you, but I want to know who gave you this mahjong tile?"
Black and White narrowed his eyes slightly and replied: "You know, you are not the only direct descendant of the saint, and there are always some people who don't want to get involved in the bad things of fighting for saints or kings."
Diana was startled for a moment, then her face became more solemn, and she pondered for a while and said: "According to our previous agreement, I will not target this child, but you must understand that I cannot erase the injuries suffered by the child, and I cannot guarantee that this will happen."
Will the child die after birth?"
Black and white raised his eyebrows and nodded: "It depends on the child's fate. As for whether he lives or dies in the end, it depends on whether the system will give him face!" He was not worried about this. He walked around the street with a jar of urine.
It can be regarded as an alternative form of mission for such a long time. If the system is not prepared to let this child live, then Ling Lingfa will not give him a mission at all. Well, Fa Ge shouldn't be that cheating, right?
At this time, Charlie's voice sounded outside, "The carriage is ready. Let's go back first. James has just killed three German spies. Let's try to be as low-key as possible. As long as we get back to London, I think we can
It’s safe!”
Black and White and Diana looked at each other and walked out of the room together. It seemed that Diana didn't do anything else after seeing the mahjong tiles. She was cooperating with the arrangements of James and the three of them along the way. And the moment they entered London
, she also turned on the fertility mode. When Black and White and others checked into a hotel, Diana's belly was already a little pregnant.
"It's really fast!" Black and White looked at a desk calendar in his hand. Almost every few minutes, the calendar would automatically turn a page. As long as you didn't pay attention, a month would pass. Time would mark the vicissitudes of life on the NPC's face.
, but no changes can be seen in Black and White.
Looking at all this, Black and White suddenly felt a sense of vicissitudes that he had never experienced before. In other words, this should be the time in his life when he has the deepest understanding of time and the closest contact with time!
Ten months could not stand the wait at this crazy speed of time. As the sun slowly set and darkness enveloped the earth, Diana's voice finally came.
"I'm giving birth!"
Well, what next? Damn it! The four big men don’t know what to do!
Fortunately, Dr. Poison found some work for them at this time, and poof! James pulled out the bone spurs from the chest of a waiter who had just taken out his pistol before he had a chance to shoot.