I don’t know since when, there has been a misunderstanding about straight men in society. It is believed that straight men only ask if the partner is old in bed? Are you happy? Call me daddy!
But in fact, you don’t understand. In fact, straight men can also have many postures! Well, okay, this is not the point. Black and White is not a straight man in the derogatory sense, but he likes to be called daddy.
And now, he just wants a daughter. They say that a daughter is a caring little cotton-padded jacket for her parents. You see, this is very beautiful when you think about it.
"So this is the reason why you stuffed that soul into a biological cocoon?" Sinestro looked at the two of them in disbelief. He had just taken a trip back to his home planet to silence the rebels who were ready to move.
As soon as I came back, I saw Black and White and Ronan commenting around the biological cocoon. Haha, it was as if they could see the girl's vagina through the thick flesh wall.
Black and White shrugged, "I've been away from the earth for a long time, and I really miss my children!"
Sinestro's face twitched uncontrollably, "Your children may not miss you! No, didn't I say that before? This biological cocoon was made with Zerg technology. Even if it is not the leading role, who knows how to put it?
What will happen when you come out!"
Ronan spread his hands and said with a smile: "I originally wanted to persuade him to keep this biological cocoon, maybe he could have a replacement body for injuries in the future, but he insisted on doing so."
Black and white curled his lips, "You know you are used to standing up to pee, but squatting is a bit unacceptable! Besides, with such a good body, of course she must be brought back to life to help improve my strength!"
"Then you can also keep it for the saint contender behind you. I really want to vaguely remember that you said that this saint contender is not strong!" Ronan said again.
An image of a certain salty fish who changed her body and watched TV dramas flashed through Black and White's mind instantly, "She doesn't even worry about herself, so just stop meddling in her own business."
Ronan looked at Black and White in surprise. As a close confidant of someone striving for sainthood, how could he be so irresponsible?
laugh!
The huge biological cocoon seemed to have suddenly lost its nutrients, and the entire flesh wall withered almost in the blink of an eye. Then it burst open with a "pia" sound, and a pool of shit-yellow mucus surged out. The three of them were stunned and didn't have time.
If you dodge, your feet will be covered.
Ouch! "Ah! My pants are on!"
The black and white monster screamed and jumped back, and Ronan and Sinestro next to him also stepped back with dumbfounded expressions. However, the three people's eyes were quickly attracted by that graceful body.
Before seeing this beautiful body, the three of them had a hard time imagining that there was such a perfect body in the world. Whether looking at it from the perspective of an earthling or an alien, they felt that she was so harmonious at first glance. It was like being in a world of ice and snow.
After a difficult trek, we suddenly stepped into the Garden of Eden full of spring scenery!
"Go on, this Ayesha has gone too far. How much private stuff has she brought to herself!" Black and White swallowed, feeling his throat was a little dry. Remember who said that beauty is meant to be seen by you?
The male is soft all over except for one place where it is hard.
Black and White must admit that he feels a little soft all over. As for whether it is hard or not, it doesn't matter. What we value is the connotation, really!
"Ah! Who are you?" Black and White pressed his ears. It must be said that this body has a loud voice.
Looking at the beautiful woman who was squatting down and shrinking back with her arms folded, Black and White sighed: "Think about it carefully, what is the last thing you remember?"
The beauty's eyes were blank for a moment, and then she seemed to be soaked in great sorrow. She stopped making defensive postures and looked down at her arms, "I...traded my soul!"
"Remember that the fact that you traded your soul means that you don't have any amnesia problems, so put on your clothes first!"
As she finished speaking, a gray cloak was handed over to her. The beauty subconsciously reached out to catch it. She looked up and said, "Bear... panda?"
Black and White rubbed his fleshy cheeks, "This look should help you relieve your tension. If you don't believe me, you can give me a hug. Everyone who has hugged me says it feels good!"
Ronan and Sinestro looked contemptuous, and the former coughed lightly and asked: "You are Xiaojie, right? Do you still remember why you traded your soul to Mephisto?"
Ronan is indeed a great warrior, and when faced with a naked beauty, he would even think of asking for information about Mephisto.
Xiaojie paused for a moment, then wrapped herself tightly in the cloak, but found that she couldn't wrap herself completely!
"This arm, this body, this chest...this is not my body!"
"Haha, did you realize it now? This body is..."
"She's so beautiful! Her legs are so thin, her belly is so flat, and her skin is so smooth!"
Sinestro's words were all repelled by Xiaojie's series of sighs. His whole face looked awkward, "Pure soul doesn't mean stupid, right?"
Ronan snorted disdainfully: "Haha, woman!"
Black and White sat on the ground and said with a smile: "Understand, maybe she used to be an ordinary woman with a slim figure, fat on her belly, and rough skin! People always have to be motivated. Which girl doesn't want to live like a little princess."
Black and White stretched out his paw and waved it in front of Xiaojie, "Hey hey hey, you've come to your senses. Later you can admire it in the mirror. Now, look up and look at me!"
Xiaojie came back to her senses and looked at the black and white in confusion. Her hands subconsciously wanted to hug her, as if she were hugging a proportional plush toy placed on the bed at home. However, she woke up and took it back in the blink of an eye, and then continued to hug her chest, her whole body
They circle together as if they won't stop until they shrink into a ball.
Seeing this, Black and White said helplessly: "Let's find some clothes for her first. There are many gorgeous dresses in Ayesha's bedroom."
Ronan turned around and left without caring, while Hei Bai turned back and said with a smile: "I'll take you to change clothes. Do you want to ride up? I'll carry you, otherwise you will be exposed if you act like this!"
Xiaojie instantly shook her head like a rattle, joking, is liking a panda the same as liking a panda spirit?
Black and White didn't care. He took Xiaojie to Ayesha's bedroom, one after another, but he felt all kinds of contempt in his heart. Huh, this girl is so naive. She thought that if she didn't ride up, we wouldn't be able to see anything.
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People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. Xiaojie, who put on a skirt, suddenly gained a layer of holy brilliance in addition to temptation. Standing in front of Ronan and the others, even they had to exclaim how beautiful they are. Then, Xiaojie
Jie's words confused all three gentlemen.
"Who is Mephisto?"
Sinestro's face was extremely ugly, "You traded your soul and you don't even know who Mephisto is?"
The ferocious face instantly scared Xiaojie into a quail. Her delicate body shrank and hid behind Black and White. She didn't pay attention to her speed. Sinestro only saw an afterimage. Well, that's not important. What's important is
Yes, the black and white panda form really makes people relax their vigilance.
Black and White raised his eyebrows proudly, turned around and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, Mephisto is not Cai Shikun, and everyone doesn't need to know him. Please tell me first, why did you trade your soul in the first place?"
Xiaojie's originally frightened eyes were once again filled with sadness, and a slight frown on her originally beautiful face made people feel extremely pitiful, "I...I exchanged my soul for his ability to feel love again!"
"Hey! I really can't stand it anymore. This girl is so charming. Fortunately, I am a panda now!"
"You didn't listen carefully at all!" Xiaojieo(>﹏)o
Black and White coughed lightly, "Well, it seems that this is another tear-jerking plot about love. It is estimated that it can be compiled into a TV series with more than 100 episodes."
In fact, for Black and White, it doesn't matter what method Mephisto uses to deceive people into trading souls. What's important is how to find him. You must know that a devil who is good at trickery and not weak in strength is hiding in the dark.
It's like three friends may pop out of every bush, and the gaming experience is extremely poor!
"I don't even ask who the boy is who regained the power of love because of you. I just ask you if you know where the person who made the deal with you is? Can you find him?" Ronan asked with a frown.
Xiaojie looked at Ronan and then at Sinestro. Well, the blue-faced one is not as fierce as the red-faced one. "I don't know, but I know someone knows."
Black and White asked curiously: "Who? It can't be the boy who got love again!"
Xiaojie was shocked, "How did you know?"
"Nonsense! There are only three characters in the whole story. Who is he?"
Xiaojie was a little embarrassed, "He works for that... Mephisto you mentioned, so he should know where it is."
This time it was the black and white trio's turn to be shocked, "You traded your soul to the devil for someone who works for the devil? You are not pure, you are really stupid!"
"Then... I didn't know that the black shadow was the devil before!" Xiaojie defended without any confidence.
Black and White ignored her, and just looked at Ronan and Sinestro dumbfounded, "It feels like I'm selling myself in a pyramid scheme, ugh! I don't know if she can find Mephisto?"
Ronan rubbed his temples in distress, and looking at Xiaojie, he remembered that he had tried so hard to persuade the Kree people to betray the supreme wisdom. Sometimes problems that can be understood by just thinking logically can make people blind.
"Are you going to deal with that... demon? Can you defeat him?" Xiaojie asked timidly.
Sinestro snorted angrily: "How can I snatch you over if I can't beat you?"
Xiaojie tilted her head and felt that this was right, then looked around, "You haven't told me what exactly this place is? Your appearance... are you black and white? Why are they red and blue? Or,
Black and white impermanence refers to pandas?"
Ronan and Sinestro ignored this girl with a hole in her head. Black and White could only reply with a smile: "Underworld has not yet reached the luxury of using pandas as soul ferrymen. You just need to remember that I spent a lot of money."
It took me almost death to snatch you back, and I also found you a new body. According to the relationship between the characters, you should call me...Dad!"