Hulk wanted to take Jiang Siming away and bring him to his teammates.
But just as the car started, Jiang Siming jumped out of the car again.
When he wanted to turn around and hit someone, Jiang Siming went up again.
Repeatedly, the audience burst into laughter.
Jiang Siming was playing tricks on the VSG players like monkeys. What was annoying was that Hulk couldn't do anything to them.
The other two team members were far away from him and kept shouting to bring Jiang Siming back!
But Hulk felt miserable. He also wanted to take him, but this guy was like a loach. He would jump out of the car as soon as he started the car. What the hell?
He knew that Jiang Siming's teammates should be nearby and would come over immediately. He could either leave or deal with Jiang Siming quickly.
In desperation, Hulk changed his mind and jumped out of the car to punch Jiang Siming, because with just one light punch, Jiang Siming would die.
If Jiang Siming couldn't react, he would jump out of the car subconsciously, and he would definitely die!
The script is well written, but Jiang Siming, the 'actor', doesn't follow the script at all.
As soon as he jumped out of the car, Jiang Siming quickly switched seats and got to the main driver's seat.
Hulk was shocked and wanted to imitate Jiang Siming and get in the car.
But I don’t know what happened to Jiang Siming’s driving skills. He just twisted his butt a few times, but he couldn’t get into the car.
Finally, Jiang Siming drove out of his sight, turned around, and dived towards him.
Hulk suddenly thought of a Chinese saying: Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Do not bully young people into poverty. I, Xiao Yan...
Ahem, I went astray.
Hulk ran away, spiraling on the road, trying to avoid Jiang Siming's car.
But how could Jiang Siming, who possesses [Jedi Driving Skills], be fooled by his small positioning?
There was even a difficult operation, braking and tail-drifting, and knocking Hulk away with the butt of the car.
Hulk fell to the ground with a cry. Jiang Siming ran over him without even thinking, and a piece of debris fell.
"Pick up [Machine Aiming Mastery] white fragment*1 (1/1). The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."
After Jiang Siming picked it up, he walked away.
Even the official commentator on the scene couldn't help laughing.
"Oh, although I sympathize with the VSG players, I still want to praise Bo Ming's handling. He was so calm and completely took the situation into his hands."
"Yes, Hulk is still too impulsive. It would be fine if he chose to drive away, but maybe VSG has too much hatred for Ming, haha."
The commentators all laughed, not to mention the audience.
Since this scene came out, it has been made into a video by Chinese audiences.
Add in a fun BGM, and the effect of two mentally retarded people being treated like monkeys is immediately apparent.
"Hahahaha, oh my, my stomach hurts from laughing."
"Perfect crushing in terms of IQ."
"VSG, dazzled by hatred, started with two generals missing."
"Captain of VSG: I'm your father! Have fun!"
"Hulk: Blame me?"
...
Jiang Siming, who came back with two heads, was loved and praised by Wei Shen and others, and he was praised by Brother Jiang every time.
First aid kits and painkillers were all donated to Jiang Siming, and all guns and ammunition were also prepared.
Jiang Siming didn't even need to search, the 98k and scarl that had been prepared for him were placed under his feet.
The security zone is refreshed. This time it is not at the airport. Although it is a bit out of the way, the school is still within the circle for the time being.
The four of them still followed the same idea as in the previous round and spread out to block the edge of the circle.
But this one is a bit awkward and I haven’t met anyone yet.
On the other hand, the results of battles have been coming from other places. The North American giants have shown their power and kept killing people.
"Let's go, keep cutting circles." Wei Shen led the team, and the four of them got back on the road and headed for the latest safe zone.
When driving into a valley, Jiang Siming suddenly noticed a shadow flashing across the toilet above the valley from a distance.
It was all thanks to the skill of [Fire Eyes and Golden Eyes] that Jiang Siming was able to catch this tiny flaw.
Someone is hiding in the toilet!
Although I don’t know how many there are, there must be someone there.
"Come with me, there are people in the toilet on the mountain. If they don't come out, we will do a trick." Jiang Siming laughed evilly.
When Wei Shen and the others heard this, they immediately turned around and followed him up the mountain.
Soon four cars came to the small toilet building on the mountainside. The people inside heard the sound of the four cars and were so frightened that they dared to come out.
At this time, Jiang Siming crashed his car directly into the door of the toilet, quickly jumped out of the car, picked up a gun, and started shooting at his car.
Wei Shen and the others also fired, and within two seconds, the car exploded.
The explosion blew open the toilet door, revealing two wretched figures inside.
"Hahahaha, who is so unlucky?" Wei Shen laughed.
This routine was all thought up by Jiang Siming, it’s so funny.
"Kill one down first and see." Jiang Siming said and immediately hit the people in the toilet, and one of them fell down immediately.
"Player [4am_ming] used the scarl assault rifle to knock down player [VSG_Star]"
When I saw this person's ID, 4am was so happy. We were really enemies on a narrow road. The grudges at the beginning seemed to be understandable in this round.
"Go to the back of the toilet, don't confront him, throw thunder behind the toilet, hehe." Wei Shen gave a mean smile.
All four people ran to the back of the toilet. There was only one door to the toilet, and the door was blocked by Jiang Siming's car, making it impossible for the other party to get out.
Jiang Siming pointed the only Molotov cocktail in his arms at the gap behind the toilet and threw it in, bang!
Suddenly, flames burst into flames in the toilet, and the temperature rose sharply.
The two VSG players were furious inside and fired wildly, but they couldn't even touch 4am.
In the end, the two of them were roasted alive in the toilet and suffered all the humiliation.
"Aren't we being unfriendly like this?" Xiao Xingju was a bit humanitarian.
Jiang Siming laughed and said: "You saw them treating our Chinese team 17 before, and when they humiliated us with a frying pan, would they think the same thing as you?"
"That's right, tit for tat, there's nothing to feel guilty about." Wei Shen agreed.
If there were teams from other countries in the toilet, they really wouldn't treat them like this and would respect them and kill them with guns.
But since it’s a Korean team, I’m sorry. Everyone saw the disgusting team formations of the Korean team in the last game.
The two people died in the toilet, which is really a naked shame for VSG and the entire Korean team.
All three Korean teams were beaten by 4am, and VSG was the worst.
They all know what kind of anger they will receive from fans after returning to China, including Beethoven's bombshell treatment.
"It seems that 4am is determined to enmity with the Korean team." Hook-nosed explained, this is an intolerable shame for any team.
The bearded man disagreed and stood on 4am's side and said:
"The game is all about blood, not friendly back-and-forth. The Korean team used a frying pan to humiliate the 17th team before. 4am is considered a back-and-forth, and I don't think it's too much."
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