And they didn't have to wait too long. Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of the valley entrance.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang's hearts were so excited that they almost jumped out of their chests.
The two of them hid at the end of the valley, following all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous grass, not even daring to come out for fear of alarming Jiang Siming.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang both prayed wildly in their hearts, Jiang Siming must enter the valley!
But what shocked them was that Jiang Siming and his army had already reached the mouth of the valley, but suddenly stopped and refused to go in.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were so anxious that they couldn't help but shout softly: "Come in, come in quickly..."
But no matter how they prayed, it seemed to have no effect. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at the mouth of the valley.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang initially doubted whether Jiang Siming had seen through their plan?
But what he did next made him dumbfounded. Jiang Siming seemed to be holding back something very uncomfortable. He got off the horse, quickly found a corner, and started...
pee!
Yes, that's right, this guy is really peeing...
Depend on!
Liu and Zhu were unable to complain in their hearts. This move at the critical moment was really scary, and they thought they had been seen through.
It's okay. When Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley. Just wait with peace of mind.
The two of them began to wait quietly, watching the back of Jiang Siming peeing leisurely. Unfortunately, this guy did not pee in front of them.
Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will definitely be jealous and crazy. Why can this guy be so 'majestic'???
If Zhuge Liang saw it, he would probably have a sharpshooter perform a physical castration on Jiang Siming.
I told you to snatch away my Yueying and make you have a horde of wives and concubines!
Let you become a eunuch and you will be full of descendants, hahahaha!
This vicious thought went through Zhuge Liang's mind again, but it was just in his mind.
Liu Bei's army was still waiting patiently for Jiang Siming to finish urinating.
But for some reason, Jiang Siming didn't get on his horse after urinating. Instead, he went into the woods and didn't come out for a long time.
How long has it been? Haven’t you finished urinating yet? How many liters of urine is there?
Liu Bei even wanted to ask: Did you drink all the water from the Yangtze River last night? Did you urinate so much?
In ancient times, there was no such concept as frequent urination and urgent urination but not complete urination. Otherwise, they would definitely think that there was something wrong with Jiang Siming's proximal X.
After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still didn't show up.
Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but then Sima Yi's operation surprised him.
I saw Sima Yi grabbing a bunch of leaves and shouting loudly: "My lord, we marched in a hurry and didn't bring toilet paper (toilet paper), so we only found leaves."
After saying that, Sima Yi ran into the woods.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they wanted to curse: "His uncle!"
After peeing, you poop again? Why the hell do you have so many things going on!
Is this fighting, not traveling?
Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little?
But even so, they still had to wait quietly without daring to make any sound.
Compared to letting Jiang Siming die, this little bit of waiting is nothing.
After a while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and even lifted his pants, showing a happy and comfortable look.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were speechless for a while. Can you get on your horse and enter the valley quickly?
Jiang Siming finally got on his horse, but his eyes were looking towards the direction of the valley. Although there was no one there, he seemed to have seen through everything.
And there was a half-smiling expression on his face.
Liu Bei looked suspicious. Why was this man grinning as he looked at the valley? Was he taking a shit like a fool?
But then, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to the valley: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for Gu to enter the valley?"
Liu Bei was stunned, and Zhuge Liang's eyes also suddenly disappeared!
Then Jiang Siming's voice came again: "Look behind you!"
Liu Bei subconsciously looked back towards the end of the valley and saw a dense group of soldiers outside the valley.
Liu Bei was so frightened that he almost lost his soul and screamed subconsciously.
Zhuge Liang wasn't much better.
When you are looking in one direction with all your concentration and attention, when you turn your head inadvertently, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting next to you.
It would be strange not to be frightened.
"No! Lord, we have fallen into a trap! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that his plan had been seen through by Jiang Si Mingxiao.
Moreover, he deliberately refused to enter the valley and pretended to urinate. The purpose was to delay time and allow the troops to penetrate behind them and surround them in the valley.
Form a counter-ambush and counter-encirclement.
Zhuge Liang's scalp went numb when he thought that the valley was full of fire oil and hay. They must not be blocked in the valley! They must rush out!
"Lord, rush out quickly, or we will be doomed!" Zhuge Liang rolled to his feet and crawled to his feet.
Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter. He stood up in a hurry, called his soldiers, and broke out towards the end of the valley, trying to rush out.
But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up the same piece of equipment.
Liu Bei took a closer look and saw that these soldiers were holding crossbow arrows!
Moreover, the ten consecutive arrows carefully developed by Huang Chengyan are amazingly powerful and can be fired continuously.
Liu Bei had never even seen it, but he vaguely felt that something was not good, so he quickly pulled a few soldiers and put them in front to block it.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Tens of thousands of crossbow bolts were fired in succession without stopping. Tens of thousands of soldiers fired nearly tens of thousands of crossbow bolts at this moment.
Liu Bei's soldiers who ran to the front were shot into a hornet's nest on the spot. Thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, dead and injured.
Fortunately, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang hid behind the enemy's gun and avoided sudden death.
"They need to load their arrows, let's take advantage of the opportunity and charge!" Liu Bei thought the opponent was holding bows and arrows.
After all, he had never seen a crossbow that could fire continuously.
This is also the first time Jiang Siming has used a newly developed weapon.
The soldiers believed it and rushed towards the end of the valley again, but what greeted them was a new round of arrows.
This time the casualties were even greater. Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why is it so fast to load arrows!"
"My lord, these are crossbow arrows. I have seen them at Huang Chengyan's home before. Huang Chengyan must have developed them for him. These crossbow arrows can shoot several rounds in a row!"
Zhuge Liang said with envy that if he had defeated Yueying, Huang Chengyan would definitely give him this skill.
Unfortunately it's too late to say anything now.
"Jiang Bei, you and I are irreconcilable!"
Liu Bei cursed angrily, but before he finished speaking, the sound of horse hooves came from behind.
Jiang Siming led his army to attack!
This time I really got dumped...
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[Author's digression]: Second update~ (To be continued)