It is said that the richer people are, the more they like to go home to worship their ancestors during the Qingming Festival.
Jiang Siming is different, he behaves very Buddhist.
Mainly because his parents waited until Jiang Siming rarely had a company holiday, fearing that it would delay the best time for him and his girlfriend to have a baby.
So I didn't say anything to let Jiang Siming go back, and kept telling him not to go anywhere and stay at home with his girlfriend more often.
Jiang Siming was also drunk. How come his parents were more eager to hold their grandchildren than he was...
But it’s not that he doesn’t work hard, he has already worked hard enough.
But unfortunately I am a cultivator.
He doesn’t want the child, he can have it if he wants~
However, even if the success rate is very small, Jiang Siming's hard work will not slack off.
Look, it's already past eight o'clock, and none of the wives at home can get up (tsundere).
He and Zhao Xiaoxiao had breakfast.
"Dad, are you the number one in Jinmen?" Zhao Xiaoxiao said suddenly while drinking rice porridge.
"What?" Jiang Siming was stunned.
"Oh, what a joke. I watched too much "Huo Yuanjia" last night..." Zhao Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.
"Dad, I'm asking you, when will you have a biological son or daughter."
Jiang Siming took a bite of scallion pancake and said, "Did you mean to hurt my heart so early in the morning?"
"Am I not concerned about you and the other mothers? Who do you think is most likely to get pregnant first?" Zhao Xiaoxiao asked ghostly.
"I don't know where to go, it depends on my luck." Jiang Siming took a sip of the fresh milk flown from New Zealand.
He is now a man with a huge ranch in New Zealand.
By the way, he put a wormhole in New Zealand where he didn't know where to place it, and he transported his family's milk supply directly from the wormhole.
Even the air transportation time is waived, absolutely fresh.
"My blind guess is that it's Mother Irene." Zhao Xiaoxiao also took a sip of fresh milk and swallowed it comfortably.
"Why? Your little mother Eileen is of the earth attribute, and she hasn't practiced yet." Jiang Siming said strangely, not sure how she guessed it.
"You don't understand. Irene's mother has a loli face and a devilish figure. Women like this are more likely to win the bid."
Jiang Siming's face darkened and he said: "Where did you get these ridiculous conclusions? And you blindly read those gossip magazines. I asked your mother to collect them all for you."
"No, I just said casually, why are you so impatient? I was just praising you for finding a loli girlfriend and having a happy life."
Zhao Xiaoxiao said as she moved her little head closer to Jiang Siming and said, "Dad, do you know about lolita theory?"
"What lolita theory?" Jiang Siming was confused.
"The theory of lolita is that a lolita is not only tall, but beautiful if she has stockings. Her breasts are not big, but they are smart if they have a shape. She is a lolita, but for me she is an intruder."
"Cat ears in a dress, small mouth and big eyes. Short hair is very pretty, long hair is also flowing. You can give candies and play kissing. No gossip, no shopping, school swimming room, small pavilion in the park."
"I say: As long as it's cute."
Jiang Siming was completely shocked after hearing this.
Zhao Xiaoxiao was talking enthusiastically, and then asked: "Dad, do you know that Lolita has three good ones?"
"I know, isn't it just that the voice is clear and the body is soft, so it's easy to push someone down."
Jiang Siming said disdainfully, as if no one had any strange knowledge.
"Hey, what are the three good things about Sister Yu?" Zhao Xiaoxiao asked again.
"Beer, take a bath, and eat young grass."
"What are the three good things about Royal Sister?"
"Be well-behaved, dexterous, and push skillfully."
"What are the three good things about the Queen?"
"Trojan horse, candle, leather whip..."
Jiang Siming stopped here because he just found out that he had boarded Zhao Xiaoxiao's pirate ship.
Send a chestnut.
"Tell you to trick your father."
Zhao Xiaoxiao covered her forehead and laughed loudly, saying: "Dad, you are exposed."
Jiang Siming couldn't hold his face anymore, and just at that moment Li Shengxue came down from upstairs.
"What are you two talking about, father and daughter? Why are you laughing so happily?"
Just when Zhao Xiaoxiao wanted to share, Jiang Siming stepped on her under the table.
"Just telling a joke, why did you get up so early and why are you still wearing your uniform? Isn't it a day off today?"
Jiang Siming quickly changed the topic.
Li Shengxue said helplessly: "It was supposed to be a holiday, but I just got a call from the Criminal Division, saying that a very bizarre murder had occurred in Hongkou District. My colleagues from the Criminal Division had been investigating for two days and had no clue, so they asked me to come over.
have a look."
Jiang Siming nodded and expressed his understanding. The nature of Li Shengxue's work meant that it was impossible to get off work and take holidays on time.
If there is a big case at any time, we have to leave at any time.
He was not worried about Li Shengxue's safety.
Li Shengxue is now stronger than the old man from Tianzhu. Who can hurt her?
Even if there is a real danger, he is still here, and he can be transported there at any time using the medium of Yin Yang Gong.
"Do you want to go after breakfast?" Jiang Siming asked.
"No need, I'll just grab two cakes and eggs to eat on the way. Huo Wu is waiting outside."
"Are you coming back for dinner tonight? Mom Shengxue." Zhao Xiaoxiao said.
Li Shengxue touched Zhao Xiaoxiao's head and said apologetically: "I don't know, I don't know. It depends on the progress of the case. However, my colleagues in the criminal department said that this case is very bizarre. It will probably take a while, and it may be very late before I can get back to you."
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"Oh, please be safe, little mom."
"Um."
When Jiang Siming heard Li Shengxue's words, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have a piece of the puzzle to solve the case.
Crime analyzer, I almost forgot.
"Pick up [Black Technology Series·Crime Case Analyzer] black fragment*1 (9/9). The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."
[Crime Analyzer]: It can investigate all criminal cases and analyze all criminal processes and the mastermind behind the scenes.
Note: The cooling time after one use is five days.
He had left this fragment untouched after he patched it up with universal fragments, and he only remembered it now.
Jiang Siming quickly took it out. It was a seemingly ordinary watch.
As mentioned above, as long as you wear this watch, once you encounter a case, your brain will automatically start to analyze the case, which is more powerful than Detective Conan and Sherlock Holmes in the novel.
This thing is of no use to Jiang Siming, but it is very suitable for Shengxue.
"Daughter-in-law, wait a minute." Jiang Siming stopped Li Shengxue who was about to leave.
This sentence "daughter-in-law" made Zhao Xiaoxiao smile evilly.
Li Shengxue was thin-skinned, blushed and pretended to be calm and asked: "What's wrong?"
"I bought the watch for you yesterday, put it on you." After Jiang Siming said this, he couldn't help but put the watch on Li Shengxue's wrist.
Li Shengxue was a little surprised why Jiang Siming suddenly bought her a watch, but as long as it was from Jiang Siming, she liked everything.
Moreover, the style of this watch is very simple and she likes it very much.
"Thank you husband, I'm leaving."
Li Shengxue was very embarrassed to be called such an affectionate name in front of Zhao Xiaoxiao and hurried away.
The main reason is that Zhao Xiaoxiao, a thief, smiles too obscenely...
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[Author's digression]: First update~ (To be continued)