Both he and Xiaoxian discovered someone stealing a motorcycle outside at the same time.
Are there any thieves who dare to steal from him these days?
Jiang Siming laughed for a moment, and then said calmly: "No need for now. After buying water, go out and look for him."
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to fetch water and then settled the bill.
When he came out, the motorcycle at the door was indeed gone. Just two hundred meters away, a short, thin man with long hair was pushing his motorcycle hard.
He didn't have the key, so he could only push the car.
Not only did Jiang Siming not panic, he took a leisurely sip of water and then lit a cigarette.
Then he slowly walked towards the other person, and within a few steps, he reached this person.
"Brother, this car is very cool. Is it yours?" Jiang Siming asked.
The man was so focused on pushing the cart that he had no time to turn his head. He immediately answered: "Yeah, sure."
"Then why don't you drive? It's so tiring to push it." Jiang Siming advised with 'kindness'.
"Um...my car is out of gas, there's nothing I can do."
"Yeah, I happen to have a barrel of oil here, do you want it?"
"No, no, I..." The man finally turned his head, and when he saw Jiang Siming's clothes, he understood instantly.
He immediately dropped the car and ran away.
"I almost pushed my motorcycle over and peeled off your skin." Jiang Siming held his motorcycle firmly with his hand to prevent it from being damaged.
At the same time, watching this guy running away, Jiang Siming got on the car, took out the key and started the car, and chased after him easily.
It seemed that this man was running even harder, probably using all his energy to feed himself, but Jiang Siming's motorcycle was still following behind.
After running for a while, he couldn't run anymore. The man suddenly stopped running and sat down on the ground, breathing heavily.
"Brother, please let me go. I will never steal a motorcycle again next time. I will only steal batteries."
Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile: "Did you only steal batteries before?"
"Yeah, I just passed by Jieri today and saw how beautiful your car was, so I wanted to steal it to make a living."
Jiang Siming found that this buddy's accent and tone sounded like the voice of a car thief who was very popular on the Internet.
He couldn't help but said curiously: "Raise your head."
This guy really raised his head honestly. Jiang Siming felt that the more he looked at him, the more familiar he became.
"Your... surname is Zhou, right?" Jiang Siming tried to recall, it seems that the person who stole the car was surnamed Zhou, but he didn't know the specific name.
"Hey, brother, why do you know me too? What's going on now? People know me everywhere. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me as an Internet celebrity. Alas
~It’s so annoying~”
The man showed a bitter expression after speaking.
Jiang Siming didn't expect it was really him. He searched it on his mobile phone and found that it was indeed him.
Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly set off the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens.
"It's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life. I don't know how to do business. I can only make a living by stealing."
"Entering the detention center feels like going home. Everyone in the detention center is talented and well-spoken. I really like it here."
Wait, these quotes have been popular on the Internet for more than four years and are still talked about by many people.
Later, some netizens named Zhou Guevara because he looked like the Cuban Che Guevara.
At first I thought it was just a joke, but I didn’t expect that this guy would become an Internet celebrity and so many people would know him even after he was released from prison.
"Then why don't you become an Internet celebrity? You can make more money than stealing batteries." Jiang Siming asked curiously.
"Being an Internet celebrity means working for others. I don't want to work for others. I will never work for others in my life. Besides, people like me can never become Internet celebrities. This will lead to bad children."
The man answered with reason.
After hearing this, Jiang Siming couldn't help but praise his words. This is exactly what he wanted to say.
People like Zhou can be ridiculed by everyone on the Internet, but they can never be learned from.
Do you know why Zhou is so popular? The main reason is that his words express the aspirations of many contemporary young people and touch the pulse of today's times.
"I don't have to go to work tomorrow. It's so refreshing. I feel so comfortable... I don't have to pretend to be a grandchild in front of my clients... I can live a little more real life."
This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a Chengdu rapper is obviously just a verbal song, but it has hit the pain points and resonance of many people.
It is impossible to work in this life, and it is precisely the living situation that countless social animals want to escape but find it difficult to escape, which vents everyone's desire for freedom.
So he became popular, and even if he was released from prison, he would be targeted by those unscrupulous Internet celebrity companies, who wanted to package him as an Internet celebrity and make a lot of money.
Regarding this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are lucky that they did not meet him, otherwise he would destroy them one by one!
This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money. They only look at popularity and traffic, and don't care what the person does.
Why can't Zhou become an internet celebrity? As he said himself, he is a bad boy, even though his character is not a complete bad guy.
But if he becomes an Internet celebrity, he will easily lead teenagers and children into bad ways.
Many children may think that if a car thief can become an Internet celebrity, I will steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal and bad tricks.
Therefore, Jiang Siming absolutely disapproves of Zhou appearing in the public eye.
I guess a lot of people are wondering why Lu was able to resume broadcasting.
Everyone needs to be clear about one thing: Mr. Zhou committed a crime.
And Mr. Lu is instigating fans and ruining the live broadcast atmosphere.
In addition, he was banned because he was rectifying unhealthy trends in the live streaming industry during that time. He did not commit any illegal crime.
So he was just blocked and did not receive legal sanctions.
This is why.
Moreover, Zhou himself knows this truth, but don’t those Internet celebrity companies know it?
They just pretended not to know because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou.
"Then are you going to continue stealing cars?" Jiang Siming asked. In fact, he had no intention of arguing with Zhou after these two words.
This man actually has a good heart. Although he is uneducated, at least he is not a completely bad person and he still has a conscience.
"If I don't steal the car... I won't be able to live..." Zhou Mou said with a dejected look.
Jiang Siming smiled and said: "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm? Since you don't have a diploma and have no ability, farming is not bad."
Zhou said with a bitter face: "I've thought about it too. I already thought about it when I was released from prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house. My family can't bear to see them taking so much money."
They kept trying to persuade me to agree, so I had no choice but to run out."
Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically after hearing this. Zhou was angry, but he was not angry, but his family was angry first.
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[Author's digression]: Second update~ (To be continued)