Everyone pricked up their ears, looking forward to Jiang Siming’s ‘new song’.
President Ma's version of "Gravity"? What is that? It's so strange.
Before anyone could react, the accompaniment started singing along with Jiang Siming's first lyrics.
"What I regret most is creating Ali."
"I can't even support the company's employees."
"I only have a few hundred billion in my wallet."
"It's just enough to buy a few yachts."
....
puff!
The audience burst into laughter.
Dong Qing, who had not had time to leave, also burst out laughing. He quickly took the microphone away and covered his mouth to suppress the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.
Mr. Ma in the audience didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Does this guy really come to write songs as soon as he wants?
This isn't over yet.
"Double Eleven every year."
"I'm going to put my claws into your bag."
"Empty your bag at night."
"Ali was created all for you."
"I'm not interested in money."
"It's just a string of hundreds of millions of numbers."
"Leave it all to my wife."
....
The laughter became even louder, and some viewers even cried with joy.
Mr. Ma's classic memes were perfectly integrated into the song by Jiang Siming, and it rhymed so well that there was no sense of dissonance at all.
One of the things I regret most in my life is founding Ali BB. I have no interest in money. My salary is all handed over to my wife. I have never touched money...
Aren’t these Mr. Ma’s classic quotes?
The key combination is this accompaniment and Jiang Siming's brisk singing voice, which injects soul into the whole song.
For a moment, all the audience forgot that there were two singers behind them, Jay Chou and Fei Chen, who had not yet taken the stage. They all jumped into "Ma Zongge".
The most terrible thing is the chorus part.
"Our fate is the agreement arranged by Double Eleven."
"Just like the old man next door occasionally selling Q coins."
"Actually, these have nothing to do with me."
"I have never touched money~"
"To tell you the truth, singing is my real talent."
"Making money is just an accessory to me."
"Mr. Ma said there is something called money that has gravity."
"Whenever your Taobao opens."
"I have more~several~billions~"
....
As soon as Jiang Siming finished singing, he couldn't help but start laughing.
The entire audience was laughing like a goose zoo.
Goose goose goose goose goose goose...
The penguins and horses next door are all on fire.
Many viewers laughed and patted their own thighs, and if they couldn't help it, they might even pat the legs of others.
Everyone jokingly said that Jiang Siming should sing this version of President Ma's "Gravity" to attract votes, and he would definitely get a higher reward (laughing and crying).
For a time, the whole place was filled with a sea of laughter.
Those who didn’t know better thought this was the site of the “Comedy Story” show.
Jay Chou, who had just finished his creation, walked out of the closed room and heard a huge wave of laughter from the stage outside, which made him look confused.
"What happened? Why are the audience outside laughing?"
The staff member suppressed a smile and said, "There's no way to explain this. Director Jay, you'll know when you go home tonight and watch the replay."
The laughter outside lasted for a while and finally stopped.
Dong Qing also knew that Jay Chou had completed the creation, and Jiang Siming and her tasks had been successfully completed.
Dong Qing returned to the backstage, while Jiang Siming did not return to the backstage for the time being. Since he had nothing else to do, he simply left the stage and went to the VIP table to chat with Mr. Ma.
"Mr. Jiang, you are so uninterested. You are teasing me like this and even making up a song. It's too much!"
As soon as Mr. Ma saw Jiang Siming coming, he grinned.
In fact, he was very happy.
"I'm just asking you whether it sounds good or not." Jiang Siming asked.
"It doesn't sound good at all, and it's not relevant at all. Now I'm afraid that after you sing this song, our TB's Double Eleven transaction volume will decrease in the future."
Mr. Ma said distressedly.
Jiang Siming gave a look of disdain and said: "If a song can reduce the transaction volume of Double Eleven, then you are too underestimated the shopping ability and determination of Chinese women, right?"
Mr. Ma couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed loudly.
After laughing, he invited Jiang Siming to sit down, and the two chatted and watched the stage program.
Jay Chou and Fei Chen appeared one after another and each brought a new song to everyone.
Jay Chou's new song is pretty good, but Jiang Siming actually feels that it can't be compared to his own "Gravity".
But there is no trick, this guy has too many fans, and with twice the reward, his bounty will easily exceed him.
520w+.
However, Fei Chen's is really average, and it proves that he is indeed not very good at his own creation.
The final bounty pool is only 101w+.
With double the bounty, it is only 1010,000+, which can be said to be quite miserable.
But this was an attempt by Fei Chen on his own initiative. He just wanted to know whether he really had no creative ability.
I want to see if I can miraculously write a good new song under such pressure.
After seeing the result, he understood and no longer had this idea.
Fei Chen's bounty number also proves that not everyone who chooses high difficulty will be useful.
Today's audiences are very smart. They will spend money only if they sing well. If they sing poorly, they won't be willing to spend money unless they are die-hard fans.
Jay Chou, on the other hand, has too many die-hard fans and has no choice.
Dong Qing came on stage and announced the bounty rankings for the second episode of the program.
The first place is Nintendo, 542w+.
Second place, Jay Chou, 520w+.
The third place is Jiang Siming, 505w+
....
The next three are Tang Qi, Gigi Leung and Fei Chen.
The three of them are eliminated in this period. As punishment, they have to go out tomorrow to do charity with this period's bounty.
There is even Jiang Siming’s daughter-in-law among them.
But that's the rules of the show, even though Jiang Siming didn't want her to go.
Deng Qi, on the other hand, knew that he wanted to do charity and acted very actively. He went home with Jiang Siming that night and packed some luggage to prepare for departure tomorrow.
Knowing that Deng Qi was going out and that Huo Wu and Bing Meiren were fine anyway, they volunteered to protect Deng Qi all the way.
Jiang Siming also agreed. With them accompanying him, he felt more at ease.
Although the second program is over, Jiang Siming's "Gravity" and "Money Has Gravity" have been fermenting for one night.
The next day it became very popular on the Internet. "Gravity" was catchy and "Money Has Gravity" was hilarious.
It even led many great editors to start working on other versions of other rich people’s songs.
What about the Penguin Horse version of "Happy Landlords", the richest man's version of "Nothing", etc.
Always because of "Money Has Gravity", there was a craze for changing songs, among which Jiang Siming's little shabby station was the most popular.
Later, for a period of time, the two horses and one king became angry when they saw Jiang Siming. They became very resentful, like three resentful women.
Jiang Siming said that he was very innocent. Who asked you to often pretend to be a cup on talk shows? Why don't you let everyone have fun after pretending?
Justice will win! Black feed the dog!
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[Author's digression]: The fourth update yesterday~