Chapter 1894 I am willing to indulge in women's pornography!
"Donor Xu, to tell you the truth, the two girls you are interested in are actually snake spirits, one is white and the other is green."
"how so."
"I want you to help me now, go hold the wood carving shop owner, and I will deal with these two snake monsters."
"Ah? How can I delay this? The boss looks very tall and powerful."
"He is not only tall in appearance, but also a Taoist master."
"Then I wouldn't dare to do it even more."
"Don't worry, you are a mortal, whether it is Taoist or Buddhist, you can only deal with demons and evil spirits, and you will not hurt innocent people. If he attacks you, I, a Buddhist master, will never do anything.
I will go down the mountain to vent this bad breath for you."
"Oh well..."
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Xu Xian and Fahai conspired together a plan, a plan against Jiang Siming and Bai Suzhen, and this was born.
Just in time for the Qingming Festival on the Qiantang River, many people rented boats to go on an outing to the West Lake.
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing also rented a boat and wanted to invite Jiang Siming for an outing. The two girls had just planned to go to Jiang Siming's shop.
He bumped into a monk head-on.
"Amitabha, these two snake demons dared to sneak into the human world and do evil. They didn't take this poor monk seriously at all. The poor monk will take you into the golden bowl right now!"
Bai Suzhen frowned and said: "Monk, you and I are not in conflict with each other. Besides, when did you see our sisters doing evil? Do you not know the difference between right and wrong?"
"Humph, even though I haven't seen you do evil, you must be planning to do evil when you sneak into the human world. As long as you are a demon in the human world, it is the monk's responsibility to catch you! Let's catch you without any effort!"
Fahai didn't listen to Bai Suzhen's explanation at all, and took action after the powerful Tianlong curse was cast.
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing had no choice but to fight him.
While the two were fighting, Xu Xian was sitting in Jiang Siming's shop with a smile on his face and brought a lot of good wine and food.
"Boss, it was my fault the past few days. This time I am here to apologize. Come, come, come. The boss and I will not return until we are drunk today."
Jiang Siming was lying on the bamboo chair in the store, looking at him with a half-smile.
"No, please go back. I believe Miss Bai must have prepared more sumptuous food and wine for me than this. Her cooking skills are better than the most famous restaurant chef in Qiantang River." Jiang Siming said leisurely.
Xu Xian chuckled and said: "Boss, you may not know that Miss Bai and Miss Qing are two snake monsters. Otherwise, do you really think they will fall in love with you?"
"Oh, really, that's none of your business?"
"you!"
"I'm rescuing you out of kindness. I heard people say you are a Taoist master, so don't make the mistake!"
Jiang Siming was too lazy to talk nonsense to him. With a wave of his hand, Xu Xian and the entire table of dishes flew out of the shop.
Jiang Siming closed the store door and deliberately pretended to go to find Bai Suzhen.
When Xu Xian saw it, he stopped in front of Jiang Siming without caring about the food and wine spilled all over him.
"I won't allow you to leave. As a Taoist master, you are collaborating with goblins and indulging in female sex. You are a Taoist priest in vain!"
Jiang Siming smiled and replied: "I am willing to indulge in women, unless you are jealous of me?"
Xu Xian was speechless again.
Jiang Siming was a little confused. He thought that a protagonist like Qi Yi Xiaochuan could slowly find the direction of the fragments.
This is how Yi Xiaochuan is, the more disappointed and angry he is, the more obvious the fragments will be.
But in the past few days, he had made Xu Xian so angry that he was chatting and laughing happily with the two little snake spirits he had fallen in love with.
They even made him eat feces in public, and it was like this, and he couldn't even find a trace of the fragments.
Is it useless to use this trick on this copy?
Thinking about it, Yi Xiaochuan is different from Xu Xian. Xu Xian is shameless at all and would rather marry into a bride and become a son-in-law in order to pick up girls.
Besides, the protagonist of "Green Snake"... doesn't seem to be him.
Damn, I spent days looking for a wrong clue.
Jiang Siming felt sullen and wanted to leave if he no longer wanted to deal with this loser.
Xu Xian didn't know whether to live or die, so he continued to block him.
He believed what Fa Hai said, Jiang Siming would never dare to attack him, so he was confident.
Jiang Siming was already unhappy, but this guy dared to offend him.
Jiang Siming slapped Xu Xian and sent him flying away.
Xu Xian swallowed a mouthful of old blood in mid-air, and seven or eight teeth flew out of his mouth. Finally, he smashed it into a nearby toilet pit again, causing all the people around him to run out.
Fortunately, some kind-hearted people came to help and fished Xu Xian out of the manure pit.
Jiang Siming has long since disappeared.
On the other side, Fa Hai has been fighting with Bai Suzhen for a long time.
Although Bai Suzhen is already at the Golden Elixir Perfection stage, she is still no match for Fa Hai, who is at the early stage of Nascent Soul.
Moreover, Fahai has many Buddhist magic weapons in his hands, which can defeat Bai Suzhen. If Xiaoqing hadn't been there to help, she might have been taken over by Fahai long ago.
Even so, the two sisters were already at the end of their rope and could not hold on for much longer.
"Monk, you really want to kill them all! Our sisters are trainee disciples who practice under the Guanyin of the South China Sea, and we have always been under the shadow of the Buddha."
"Haha, the last spider spirit said the same thing. Demons are demons. How could Master Guanyin accept a demon like you as a disciple? It's ridiculous. Come into the golden bowl and reflect on it, Mighty Heavenly Dragon!"
Fahai didn't listen at all and still attacked Bai Suzhen.
Bai Suzhen gritted her teeth to support herself and said to Xiao Qing: "Xiao Qing, go quickly and go find Senior Jiang for help."
Xiaoqing also knew that the matter was urgent, so she turned around and wanted to find Jiang Siming.
However, as soon as they turned around, they saw Jiang Siming standing behind them.
A sense of security inexplicably filled Xiaoqing's heart.
"Senior, please save my sister, this stinky monk will take us in if we don't agree with him." Xiao Qing asked for help.
Jiang Siming nodded and said: "I understand, you can step back."
Upon hearing this, Xiaoqing retreated to Jiang Siming without any doubt, and Bai Suzhen did the same.
Fahai frowned again when he saw Jiang Siming, but Xu Xian didn't bother him.
"Donor, are you trying to stop me from collecting demons again?"
"Asking even though you know it."
"Bold! You have helped demons many times, how can you be worthy of being a Taoist master? Is this what your master and uncle taught you?" Fa Hai was furious.
If he hadn't been unable to defeat him, he would have taken action long ago.
"You kill monsters when you see them, regardless of good or bad, and kill innocent people indiscriminately. Is this what your great uncle taught you?" Jiang Siming asked in return.
"Absurd, demons are demons. These two snake spirits have sneaked into the human world, clearly harboring evil intentions. The poor monk took them in to nip them in the bud!"
"Well, that makes sense." Jiang Siming nodded approvingly.
Fa Hai thought he had figured it out, but Amitabha praised Jiang Si's noble character for correcting his mistakes even after he knew they were wrong.
However, Jiang Siming's next sentence made him furious.
"That's right, but...I have to protect them, how about that?"
Fahai's face turned blue, obviously he was anxious.
Jiang Siming's eyes lit up because he saw fragments of light and shadow on him!
It turns out that the clue is in him. Damn it, how could I be stupid enough to find Xu Xian?