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Chapter 2013 Farts can only be smelled by oneself

"Well done, Achou."

Somewhere on the sea, Jiang Siming stood on A Chou's head, smiling and praising it.

Of course it was the monster that attacked the Japanese aircraft carrier.

A Chou seemed very happy to receive the praise.

Just when Jiang Siming was about to finish his work and go home to sleep, a huge blue whale jumped out of the sea and swam towards Jiang Siming.

A Chou thought an enemy was coming and immediately wanted to kill the whale to protect his master.

"This is an old friend, don't do anything." Jiang Siming said with a smile.

Unexpectedly, I met a blue whale again. It was really fate.

This blue whale was the whale that Jiang Siming rescued from the Japanese whaling ship. He especially listened to Jiang Siming's words.

But Jiang Siming didn't expect that this time the blue whale would be carrying a nest of whale calves behind him.

These little whales followed the blue whale, and when they saw Jiang Siming, they all felt very friendly, except A Chou, who was more afraid of him.

"Yeah, I'm a mother, okay. Where is your husband?" Jiang Siming smiled and squatted on his bed, touching the blue whale's head.

The blue whale seemed to understand, and patted its tail back. Sure enough, an equally huge whale appeared. It looked at Jiang Siming timidly. It might be his first contact with humans, and he was very wary.

Jiang Siming noticed that the tail of this male blue whale was tied with a bundle of plastic rings. It looked like it had been there for a long time and the tail was deformed.

This is probably because it accidentally came into contact with marine debris and got entangled innocently. It has been entangled for many years.

Alas, even if there is no nuclear pollution, the pollution from marine garbage is still very serious.

Jiang Siming waved him over, and the male blue whale swam over cautiously.

Jiang Siming made a casual stroke, and the plastic ring on the male blue whale's tail broke and separated from the male blue whale's tail.

The male blue whale noticed the relief on its tail and knew that Jiang Siming helped it. He immediately came over and swam around Jiang Siming several times to express his gratitude.

"You're welcome, take care of your wife and children, you know, live a good life, be careful of marine debris, let's go, see you next time."

Jiang Siming smiled and waved to them.

The two blue whales and the baby blue whales reluctantly swam back three times and gradually left.

Jiang Siming looked at them and suddenly remembered something.

You can't just build cities on your own planet, right?

After the city is built, no one will have any living things...

His planet and cells have not yet been conceived. If he wants to wait for the birth of all beasts, he will have to wait at least tens of millions of years. How can he afford to wait.

If that's the case, we have to find a way to bring some of the Earth's creatures there so that they can live well and reproduce on another planet.

If nothing else, the environment on his planet is simply a paradise for animals.

There is no pollution in the air or water, and there will be no urban garbage.

There is no need to worry about being hunted by humans. In addition to free competition in the biological chain, there is no need for any survival pressure.

But if you want to carry this thing, the project is too big, and Jiang Siming can't carry it one by one.

The Qiankun Ring cannot store living things, but you can bring plant seeds with you.

Jiang Siming plans to collect some plant seeds that are not available there and sow them all over his planet.

Jiang Siming now regards transforming the planet as a simulation game, building an 'Earth' bit by bit.

This feeling is pretty good.

After finding a way to take the animals with him, Jiang Siming can ask the whale couple if they are willing to move with him and relocate.

After settling everything, Jiang Siming returned to Shanghai.

At this time, the old man and the others had no idea that Jiang Siming had returned.

Japan has completely blocked the news and satellites cannot detect it, so the old man really doesn't know what happened to Jiang Siming.

And Jiang Siming didn't plan to report to them so soon, so that everyone would know that his abilities were extraordinary.

Just for his ability to travel back and forth between Japan and China, the old man would treat him like a superman.

It would not be nice to assign a bunch of tasks to himself at that time, or arrange a lot of apprentices for him to train, and he would have even more headaches and have to refuse, which would be a lot of trouble.

Instead of doing this, it would be better to act weaker, take a nap and then report back.

This not only shows that I have worked hard all night, but also dispels their doubts and makes them feel that I am just a hermit master who is a little more powerful than the heavenly level, so why not do it.

When it comes to fishing, Jiang Siming is professional and at the level of a master!

The next day, Jiang Siming finally replied to the old man and reported the results of the battle. He had to pretend to be very tired on the other end of the phone.

The old man was very moved and repeatedly told Jiang Siming to take a rest. Then the elder also called to express condolences and said that he would remember Jiang Siming's great contribution and plan to promote him to the military rank at the end of the year.

It made Jiang Siming feel embarrassed, but of course, he would definitely continue to act.

As soon as the phone call was finished, Jiang Siming turned off the phone and continued to sleep with his wife in his arms...

At noon, Japan suddenly announced that it would cancel its plan to dump nuclear wastewater into the Pacific Ocean.

This is not nonsense, the nuclear wastewater has been poured out, and they have no choice but to dump it now even if they want to.

Japan also claims that this is entirely for the happiness of all mankind, and they have made a righteous decision to sacrifice the small self to fulfill the greater self.

After all the losses, we have to get some reputation and reputation back.

However, what they said was not only not appreciated by everyone, but they all began to wonder if Japan was engaging in other conspiracies, and they all requested inspections of the nuclear wastewater station to see if the nuclear wastewater was still there.

Because they seriously suspect that Japan has secretly dumped all the nuclear wastewater.

At this time, Japan was dumbfounded. This was really yellow mud, and it was either shit or shit.

If they agree to everyone's inspection and don't see the nuclear wastewater, they will definitely think that the nuclear wastewater has been secretly dumped by them, which will be even worse.

Therefore, they could only refuse ruthlessly and not let them see anything.

If you have doubts, just doubt it. There is no evidence anyway.

Then, other countries discovered that Japan’s military bases were all closed?

Japan can only say that this is because it wants to change its military base.

Then it was discovered that the scientific research base was closed, and they could only say that they were conducting secret research, conducting closed research on nuclear pollution purification technology.

But everyone discovered that the emperor had lost both legs and was in a wheelchair?

Japan quickly came out to explain that the emperor thought he was too fat and cut off his legs to lose weight...

Japan is like this, explaining lies one by one, telling more and more lies, and becoming more and more outrageous.

This is called a dumb person who eats Coptis chinensis and suffers his own consequences.

In the end, Japan took everything on its own.

The most important thing is not to let others know. If their aircraft carrier is found to be scrapped, they will suffer even more.

Therefore, this pain can only be endured alone.

No matter how smelly your fart is, you can only sniff it all by yourself without letting anyone else smell it at all.

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Third update~

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