Chapter 2536 He is too professional in love words!
"Master, I think this disciple would be dead if Jiang Siming never showed up?"
When Yun Luo said this, she secretly confessed to Jiang Siming, husband, Yun Luo is not cursing you, husband, please forgive me~
"You mean he's dead?" Fairy Bingpo was stunned, obviously she had never thought about this problem.
"Yes, Master has seriously injured him before. It stands to reason that he won't survive for long. Besides, even if he is not dead, after he runs away, if he encounters other immortals, it will be almost effortless for them to kill him.
." Yun Luo continued to confuse people.
Fairy Bingpo thought it made sense.
Also, Jiang Siming had been hit by the power of his own finger, and his body was on the verge of collapse, and he would not be able to survive for long.
In addition, the upper world is full of dangers, not only immortals, but also many monsters, demon cultivators, etc. in the upper world.
No matter who Jiang Siming meets, he will always be dead.
No matter what happens, space turbulence often occurs in this upper realm.
It's not certain that Jiang Siming will be involved.
The more she thought about it, the more the Ice Soul Fairy felt it made sense.
"Yun Luo, you are right. He is most likely dead. Then I will hang up the reward for a few days. If there is no movement, I will withdraw it, so that others will not laugh at me, a great immortal, for not being able to catch an ant in the God Transformation Realm.
, it makes people laugh."
Yun Luo was overjoyed, but she didn't dare to show it, so she could only pretend that nothing happened and said: "This is right, so as not to prevent others from criticizing me and thinking that my master is of low strength. My master is invincible in the world."
Fairy Bingpo smiled when she heard this, turned around and said to Yun Luo: "Okay, you rub my back, now let me rub yours."
"Ah? Master, there's no need for this. I'm so virtuous and capable, so let Master rub my back." Yun Luo said flattered.
Fairy Bingpo said with a straight face: "This is an order."
Yun Luo had no choice but to turn around obediently.
Fairy Bingpo smiled with satisfaction and began to rub Yun Luo's back.
"Master... didn't you rub your back... why did you rub it in front of me..."
"Ah Master...it can't work here..."
"Um...Master, you can't..."
....
This sound of blood spurting was originally something Jiang Siming should enjoy.
But he couldn't enjoy it at this time, and he felt more and more green on top of his head.
Why does this old monster look more and more like a lily monster!
My sexual orientation really seems a bit abnormal, if I touch my Yunluo baby, damn it!
But even if he turned against her, Jiang Siming didn't dare to say anything.
Because I can’t beat him~~
"I never thought that there would come a day when I, Jiang Siming, would be humiliated and dare not raise my head. God's way is reincarnation. Who can God spare? Damn it, I must avenge this!"
Jiang Siming gritted his teeth behind the stone and vowed to practice hard, break through to the true fairyland as soon as possible, and wash away his shame.
But when the two girls were having fun, Jiang Siming took a good look at the Ice Soul Fairy, which was not a loss, and even had some fragrance...
After taking a bath, the two women left the Donghuang Jade Pond.
Jiang Siming could only continue to stay here and did not dare to go anywhere.
After watching the Bingpo Fairy take a bath, Jiang Siming felt bad, his whole body was hot and he was extremely hungry for Yin Yang Kung Fu.
He knew that Yin Yang Gong had seen an excellent training material and wanted to urge him to practice with him.
But Jiang Siming only dared to think about it. Damn it, if he really wanted to go, he might even have his bones blown away.
But my body is extremely uncomfortable, which is even worse than holding back my spiritual power without breaking through.
The key was that Yun Luo had originally been there to vent his anger, but now Yun Luo didn't dare to come to him, so she could only stay in the front hall.
Jiang Siming has thought about releasing the weapon spirit, and the weapon spirit is exactly the same as the Ice Soul Fairy, which can completely solve his urgent need.
But there is a spiritual connection between the weapon spirit and the Ice Soul Fairy, and she will definitely be able to detect it once it is released.
So Jiang Siming had no choice but to give up. Unless the weapon spirit flew to the lower world by himself, it was better not to take this idea.
In this case, Jiang Siming has only one option left.
"Oh, I didn't expect that I, Jiang Siming, would one day need help from the fifth girl. It's really a shame and a shame!"
Jiang Siming sighed and quickly took out a pamphlet.
What is this booklet?
Jiang Siming might as well tell you generously that this book is a sacred book called "Youth Cultivation Manual"!
The precious book obtained by the God of War Sect, well, it’s really fun to look at it.
Under the moonlight, Jiang Siming hid in the cracks of the rocks and diligently flipped through the Youth Cultivation Manual. His serious look made all the literati in the world feel ashamed!
...
For several days, Fairy Bingpo didn't go out again.
Although Jiang Siming longed in his heart to go to Wushan with Yun Luo, he could only endure this situation and use the treasures of the God of War Sect to spend lonely and difficult nights one after another.
Finally, on this day, Fairy Bingpo decided to go out and lift the reward.
As soon as the other party left, Jiang Siming couldn't wait for Yun Luo to come over and ran directly to the front hall.
I happened to meet Yun Luo who was cooking for Jiang Siming.
Seeing Yun Luo's busy back, Jiang Siming couldn't wait any longer and went over to hug her from behind.
ah!
Yun Luo was startled and quickly turned around. When she found out it was Jiang Siming, she hurriedly said: "Husband, why are you in the front hall? Go back quickly. If Master finds out, it will be over."
Jiang Siming has roots under his feet, so he is willing to walk wherever he goes.
"You haven't been here for the past few days, but it's really frustrating me. Do you know how hard it is for me?"
Yun Luo's pretty face turned red with embarrassment, and she muttered, "It was because you saw Master taking a bath that you found it difficult, right?"
"Fart, am I that kind of person? I didn't even look at you when you were taking a shower!"
Jiang Siming said loudly, his tone revealing light and aboveboardness.
"Really?" Yun Luo didn't believe it.
"Of course! I only care about looking at my baby Yunluo. Who cares about looking at that old monster who is thousands of years old? I haven't seen you for the past few days. Do you miss me?"
"Yeah~" Yun Luo nodded shyly.
Jiang Siming looked at Yun Luo's world-famous face and blurted out love words, as if by conditioned reflex.
"Those who say the stars are bright must have never seen your eyes. There is spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved. From the moment I met you, all the stars and rivers are you!"
Jiang Siming's magnetic and gentle voice, coupled with these words of deep love, immediately made Yunmeng's heart tremble.
He took the initiative to put his arms around Jiang Siming's neck and gave her a sweet kiss.
Jiang Siming snickered in his heart, he couldn't help it, he was too professional when it came to flirting with girls.
The familiar feeling of lips made Jiang Siming reluctant to let go as soon as he touched it.
Yun Luo's pretty face was hot and flushed, and her whole body felt light and airy, as if she was floating in the clouds.
His eyes were as hazy as spring rain, and his thoughts stopped at this moment.
When Jiang Siming said these loving words,
My heart was both absurd and practical, shy and sweet, and filled with unprecedented inexplicable emotions.
It is said that a long separation is better than a newlywed, and this is absolutely true.
Two lovers who have just tasted the forbidden fruit, oh no, only Yunluo is the one. As for Jiang Siming, he is too old and naughty.
It's hard to control one's feelings, and the fire is burning...