These memes compiled by netizens vividly show the ‘characteristics’ of Tesla cars, like files, ruthlessly scratching the heart of Tesla cars!
A 4S dealership.
A customer came to buy a car, and the salesperson quickly introduced him attentively.
A customer took a fancy to a Tesla Mole3 and was about to negotiate the price when a customer next to him smiled.
"Brother, you still dare to buy a Tesla, you are so awesome!"
The customer looked confused and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with this car? I heard it drives very well."
"You can read the reviews on the Internet and let's add WeChat," the man said.
"What are you doing? You're not a salesperson from another store deliberately trying to steal business, are you?"
The man sneered and replied:
"You misunderstood. I just want to discuss it with you. If you buy this car, let me know in advance when you go out. I will try my best not to go out."
customer:"...."
There are more and more doubts about Tesla cars, and the sales of Tesla cars have been greatly affected, and it can even be said to have plummeted!
Customers' trust in a certain product and a certain company only ranges from zero to one hundred percent.
Before these incidents were exposed, everyone had an attitude of trust in Tesla vehicles. Even if there were occasional minor problems, it didn't hurt.
After all, any product will always have quality problems.
A few years ago, Su Ji's family and Volkswagen also had a serious tire accident.
Volkswagen's approach at that time was to directly recall all cars with such quality problems and compensate all car owners.
This approach has successfully won everyone's praise, and the public's reputation and status are still very stable.
But Tesla is completely different, arrogant and conceited.
Even though the reviews are now one-sided, they still insist that there is nothing wrong with their car.
Even though he was slapped in the face, he still wanted to save face and decided that this was a deliberate slander.
Musk even sent several tweets in a row, mocking those who secretly tricked him as doing useless things.
He also boasts that his company is a technology company and has technology that no other company in the world can currently do.
After tweeting, he left all these matters to the company's public relations and continued to speculate on Bitcoin.
Yes, Musk, who now owns more than 70% of the world's Bitcoins, no longer cares much about his Tesla car.
The speed of money coming in and the huge profits of Bitcoin deeply attracted Musk.
How many cars he buys are worth one Bitcoin.
Moreover, he has so many things to do now. If he just throws it away, it can be equivalent to the profit of Tesla sales for a year or even several years.
With such a cornucopia, how could he still pay attention to Tesla cars?
Even if Tesla cars really can't be sold, Musk is confident that he can rely on Bitcoin to make himself invincible, and wealth can still roll in.
The Tesla car company is just like this, continuing to go its own way. Since the boss has this attitude anyway, the employees will naturally follow suit.
In this way, the reputation that Tesla has accumulated over the past few years has rapidly plummeted in the past few days.
This series of disturbances slowly subsided in a few days.
It's like the heat dissipated and people stopped paying attention.
a week later.
A special dinner party was held in the community where Daphne lived.
The protagonists of the dinner are Daphne and Su Ji, and the guests are Jiang Siming's entire family, numbering nearly forty people.
The small place where Daphne and Su Ji lived could not accommodate so many people.
However, with a wave of her hand, Daphne renovated the entire first-floor community and spent a lot of money to turn the entire floor into a banquet hall within a week.
In addition, the two also temporarily sent a private plane to Germany to fly five top German Western chefs to prepare here.
Just for this moment today.
This week, Daphne spent 10 to 20 million, squandering half of her salary.
Even so, she didn't ask for a penny from her father and spent all of it on her own salary.
"I'm so sorry, Daphne, for costing you so much, and Suki, thank you for your hospitality."
At the dinner table, Jiang Siming thanked Daphne and Su Ji.
Daphne shook her head shyly and said: "It's not expensive at all. Isn't it the same in your house? China is very polite and reciprocal, so I should invite you back."
Su Ji complained at the side: "I didn't go, it's not like I was dragged into doing cool labor by you."
Daphne immediately blushed and gave Su Ji a look, hinting to her that she was not going to open the pot.
At this time, Zhao Xuan smiled and said: "Sister Su Ji, don't worry, you can come to my house for dinner at any time. Let's make an appointment."
Su Ji was immediately frightened and waved her hands in embarrassment: "No, no, I didn't mean that..."
"If you don't use it, you must use it! You must use it! Next week, you come to our house for dinner, and come with Daphne. We have agreed to see you there or not."
After Zhao Xuan made the decision, the other sisters gave her thumbs up, but it was the eldest sister who made the bold move and took care of two of them at once.
Su Ji didn't agree this time, so she had no choice but to blush and nod, feeling regretful about why she had to do this~
"Okay, let's eat first. This is our Deshi's Western food. It may be a little different from French food. I don't know if you like it or if it suits your taste."
Daphne changed the subject and invited everyone to dinner.
The atmosphere became lively again.
Half chatting with Daphne, half chatting with Suki.
Jiang Siming knew the purpose of his daughters-in-law coming here today. Of course, eating was only secondary. They just wanted to use this opportunity to completely get closer to each other.
Sublimate the friendship of ordinary friends as much as possible.
If they weren't able to do more for Jiang Siming, they probably would have done it themselves.
It's a pity that I don't have that tool.
Jiang Siming's face turned red when he heard what these girls were talking about.
Do you have a boyfriend? Do you want to fall in love? Do you have any plans to say goodbye to being single recently?
etc.
They asked such embarrassing questions one after another without caring about the feelings of the two parties involved.
I don’t even ask people if they can bear it.
Daphne and Su Ji became more and more embarrassed by their questions, their faces became redder and redder, and they almost ran away.
Fortunately, under the warning from Jiang Siming's eyes, they restrained themselves a little and chose to talk about work topics.
Naturally, they started talking about Tesla cars. After all, this is the latest news, and they had heard about it a long time ago.
This actually made Daphne and Su Ji feel relieved. They could finally stop talking about embarrassing topics, and they didn't have to think about running away.
"Do you like our husbands when you help us so much?" Tuan Tuan suddenly said another shocking sentence.
Daphne and Suki said that they could no longer stay on Earth and wanted to change planets...