"Can we stop laughing?" Young Master Wang asked with a face like Guan Gong.
"No, hahaha... you are too funny. I have not received professional training, so you can't blame me."
Jiang Siming wanted to pick up the glass and take a sip of wine, but he didn't expect to laugh too hard and spill the wine.
This is really not his fault. Who would have thought that a young man from a wealthy family and a veteran in the field of flowers could have such a humble and poignant record of picking up girls?
"Damn it, just laugh, you deserve it, I'm leaving!"
Mr. Wang was so angry that he couldn't stay any longer, so he got up and left.
I really shouldn't have asked this guy, Old J, for advice today. Not only did I learn nothing, but I was even annoyed by his Versailles language, and now I'm still treating it as a joke.
Thinking about it, Mr. Wang felt depressed. He just wanted to pursue a true love. Is this wrong?
"You don't want to hear me tell you some tricks for picking up girls?" Jiang Siming shouted.
Young Master Wang's feet suddenly seemed to be filled with lead. He immediately stopped walking and turned back, asking excitedly: "What's the trick? Tell me quickly!"
"I don't know." Jiang Siming shook his head.
Young Master Wang's face turned even darker and he said, "Are you kidding me?"
Jiang Siming sneered and said, "Don't worry, listen to me. Although I don't know how to pick up girls, my wives can."
"Huh? Your wife knows how to pick up girls?" Mr. Wang looked shocked.
"Yes, my wife group often gives me advice on how to pick up new girls and introduce 'new people' to my family. They also help me identify the quality, character, etc. of the 'new people', otherwise my family would not have so many girls."
Jiang Siming said frankly.
Young Master Wang's eyes turned green, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh my God, what kind of world is this! Why is the gap in treatment between men so big?"
Young Master Wang originally thought that Jiang Siming was using various means to trick the wives at home into accepting the new man he was looking for outside.
But I didn't expect that on the contrary, he didn't have to take the initiative to look for her at all, and the wife helped her husband find a new love by herself.
Is there still heavenly law? Is there still kingly law?
Old Swan, please give me a thunderbolt to kill this guy Old J! This is so annoying!
"Do you want to know? Forget it if you don't want to."
"You must! You must! Hurry, I will go to your house with you and ask your wives for advice." Young Master Wang urged.
"Pull him down, other men are not welcome in my home." Jiang Siming refused without thinking.
"Fuck you, you are too ****. Do you really think your home is a palace? There can't be other men in the backyard?" Young Master Wang complained.
This guy's hidden beauty is too exaggerated.
Jiang Siming shrugged and said, "Not only am I not welcome, but my wives are also not welcome. If you don't want them to throw you out, I can take you to try."
Young Master Wang originally wanted to be a tough guy and just say whoever is afraid of whom, go ahead. How can a grown man like himself be afraid of a group of women?
But then I thought about it, today's Dragon Boat Festival live broadcast, Jiang Siming's ladies are all able to fly, obviously they are hermits above the heaven level.
If they wanted to throw him out, a helpless young man, they really wouldn't have to try hard.
Thinking of this, Mr. Wang's back felt cold, and he quickly shook his head and said: "Forget it, if I don't go to your house, how can I ask for a routine?"
"Let me make a call." Jiang Siming said kindly.
He also couldn't bear to see his brother get more and more aggressive for a girl, so that he would go out and say that he was his brother later, which would be too embarrassing.
"That's fine too, just hurry up and fight." Young Master Wang is full of curiosity. Apart from making money, he is most active in picking up girls.
Jiang Siming had no choice but to call his wife at home and give them a rough description of the matter.
Who knew that after hearing what happened to Young Master Wang, the wives were very curious and asked Jiang Siming to send over the chat records between Young Master Wang and the Internet celebrity.
Young Master Wang originally disagreed, but they said they would take action after reading the records, so he had no choice but to agree.
But when Jiang Siming sent the record home, there was no movement on the other end of the phone. They were probably all looking at the record.
But after a while, their laughter could be heard.
Everyone was laughing so hard that their branches trembled and their bellies burst into laughter.
"Kekeke...I really can't believe that the dignified eldest son of the Wang family needs to be so humble when chasing girls?"
"This is too funny. Is this really something that President Wang can say? I remember that in my impression, Mr. Wang on the Internet is very unruly. Why is the reality different from the one on the Internet?"
"Also, these words are so greasy. They are all earthy love words. No wonder I didn't win her."
"It's just that this kind of earthy love talk became useless ten years ago. It's really unsophisticated."
....
Listening to the teasing of the girls on the other end of the phone, Mr. Wang's face turned red quickly again.
The secretary next to him couldn't help it, so he smiled. He took the opportunity, slapped him on the head, and then kicked him out.
"Get out!" Young Master Wang was furious.
The secretary was very wronged and muttered in a low voice: "I just laughed, they were all laughing, and they were laughing so loudly, young master, why don't you go to them to settle the score..."
Young Master Wang's eyes widened and he picked up the teapot and was about to throw it away. The secretary was so frightened that he ran away quickly.
Just kidding, how dare he settle accounts with those women on the phone? He wouldn't dare to offend her even if I had the guts to do so.
Young Master Wang took back the teapot angrily and gave Jiang Siming a resentful look.
Jiang Siming simply pretended not to see it and allowed his wife to laugh.
"Can you tell them to stop laughing?" Young Master Wang said his request in a low voice.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Siming turned his back on the spot and said, "What's wrong? My wife is so happy, why don't you allow it? Do you still want their help?"
"That's okay, you continue." Mr. Wang said helplessly with a bitter face.
He can't afford to offend Jiang Siming, and he can't offend Jiang Siming's wife even more. Alas, this family likes to base their happiness on the pain of others. They despise! Despise her fiercely!
Fortunately, after the girls laughed enough, they didn't stop helping, but actually started to make suggestions.
Listening to their chattering discussion on the other end of the phone, Mr. Wang anxiously waited for the results.
Jiang Siming couldn't get a word in with him, so he had to talk about himself beside him.
"You seem to be serious this time. Are you really tempted?" Jiang Siming asked with a smile.
Young Master Wang smiled awkwardly and said, "Didn't I say that I can't talk about being tempted, but I'm just not convinced."
"What is her attitude towards you?" Jiang Siming asked casually.
"Before, he was quite nice to me and promised to go to the concert with me, but then he suddenly stopped paying attention to me for some unknown reason." Mr. Wang said depressedly.
"Then it's probably because the other party wants to whet your appetite." Jiang Siming guessed.
Young Master Wang snorted: "So I just want to catch her, handle her well, and admit my mistakes to me!"
At this time, Young Master Wang's secretary came in and said, "Master, there is news about that woman!"
"Oh? Did you admit your mistake?" Mr. Wang was overjoyed.
The secretary shook his head and said, "No, she just exposed the chat history between you and her."
Mr. Wang: "...."
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Ahem, my body has been a little weird these past two days. I just have no energy and lethargy. I think I have a cold. Yes, it must be a cold, not a weakness.
Ahem... the update is unstable, please forgive me. (︶.?︶?)