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Chapter 2745 The Joker Clown

As soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival was over, Jiang Siming hurriedly took his wife and children back to Shanghai.

He didn't dare to sneer in front of his father anymore. He got a beating yesterday.

Mainly yesterday, Dad Jiang was rubbing Ma Jiang’s shoulders and legs. Seeing Jiang Siming enjoying it so much made him feel so unbalanced.

In his words, I have never enjoyed the treatment your mother has given me in my life. How come you, a son, are treated so much better than his father?

He is not convinced!

Jiang Siming was also quite speechless. He remembered the last time he was so speechless.

Alas, the only option is to leave home and take my wife and children with me first, lest the old man get jealous and beat himself up again.

"Really, I am a strict wife and don't let others be a man."

When he said this, Jiang Siming glanced at Zhao Xiaoxiao guiltily.

Just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, this is a time when Chinese people are still celebrating the remaining festivals, but there are always people who jump out to disrupt the atmosphere at this time.

The Asan Dynasty suddenly announced that its own weapons and aircraft carrier fleet had reached the top level in the world, far surpassing China.

They also claimed that their dynasty's missiles have been targeting multiple Chinese cities and can carry out precision strikes at any time.

As soon as these remarks came out, the whole world was in an uproar.

Everyone is speculating that the Asan Dynasty will not really want Shi Lezhi, right?

Many people in China are also a little worried, fearing that this madman will take action.

The poorest people are the most dangerous. Because they are too poor and are not afraid of wearing shoes, they may get hungry and start doing desperate things.

The remaining atmosphere of the festival was completely destroyed by Ah San.

The old man of the Tian Group also rushed to mobilize manpower and asked members of the Tian Group to invade the Asan area and conduct infiltration reconnaissance work.

The old man and his granddaughter had a rare two days of leisure, but he never thought that it would be ruined. He was so angry that he cursed his mother.

"Hey, I have to loosen my muscles and bones just after the festival. Am San is afraid that I will gain weight or something."

Jiang Siming, who saw the news at home, stretched himself with a 'kind' smile on his face.

They have weapons and weapons, but they break up with each other.

It just so happens that he also prefers peace.

"It's a pity that Xiaoxiao has gone to school, otherwise I could have taken her with me to see it."

As soon as Jiang Siming finished speaking, his expression changed instantly.

At the door, Zhao Xiaoxiao sneaked in secretly.

"Dad, are you going to blow up Ah San?"

Jiang Siming was speechless and asked, "Aren't you in school?"

"I just saw the news and thought you were going to cause trouble, so I came here."

"Then you skipped class?"

"No, I asked the teacher for leave."

"What's the reason for taking leave?"

"I said my dad was hospitalized with hemorrhoids."

Jiang Siming: "...."

"Zhao Xiaoxiao, are you itching after not being beaten for three days? You can't make up such an outrageous reason for asking for leave!" Jiang Siming jumped in anger.

It's really a pity to him.

"Oh, I can't say that I went to Assanna with my dad to maintain world peace. It's just a reason. Don't worry about these details. Dad, let's go!"

Jiang Siming sighed, this was really sandpaper wiping his butt, showing him a hand.

This is Asan local area at this time.

The largest naval military base.

Two sneaky figures, one large and one small, appeared in the sky.

"Dad, Dad! Let me come, I'm just trying out my new move."

Zhao Xiaoxiao tested herself to be brave, so Jiang Siming went with her.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was floating in the air, and her cultivation in the golden elixir period came into play. She was seen fighting with both hands, and an aircraft carrier underneath gradually rose from the sea.

Then it was quickly squeezed and deformed in the air like a crushed can.

Jiang Siming looked very approvingly, it seemed that this girl's strength was already showing off.

Not long after, an aircraft carrier was reduced to scrap metal and fell from the sky back into the sea.

Thousands of Asan's sailors rolled down from the inside, crying for their fathers and mothers.

"There's one more and one more!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao still felt that it was not enough, so she flew to the other side and began to destroy the other 'toy'.

But she accidentally flew out of the barrier Jiang Siming set for her.

Asan's radar detected Zhao Xiaoxiao's position, and artillery shells flew in immediately.

Jiang Siming waved his hand impatiently, and the entire naval base turned into a flattened discus.

"You girl, you are so reckless. Fortunately, I am here. If all the artillery fire below is directed at you, you will be useless even if you are a golden elixir."

Jiang Siming flew over and educated him angrily.

"Dad, you are still awesome, hehe."

Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled sheepishly.

Jiang Siming said subconsciously: "I'm not as powerful as you."

"Ah? My true identity?" Zhao Xiaoxiao was a little confused.

Jiang Siming realized that he had said something wrong and hurriedly made up for it: "I mean, your coquettish skills are not as good as yours. Once you act coquettishly, I will do whatever you ask me to do."

"Hehe, who makes you my favorite man~"

Zhao Xiaoxiao has no doubt that he is there.

"Dad, let's dismantle Ah San's military capabilities directly, so that they can stop being dishonest and pretentious all day long."

"We can't really disintegrate them, as it will cause chaos in the world, but we can collect all their equipment and weapons, and destroy a few bases at the same time, and that's it."

"Okay! Just do it!"

It didn't take long for the Asan Dynasty to suffer its biggest loss in history, with almost three-quarters of the entire military industry destroyed.

Numerous military bases were destroyed inexplicably. What's even more frightening is that all the equipment and weapons were gone.

Ah San and others were all numb, thinking that the gods were punishing them, which frightened the whole country into panic and went everywhere to pray to gods and Buddhas.

"Okay, go back to class quickly. If you sneak out, your mother will know that she has to beat you."

Jiang Siming has completed his task and will take this naughty child home.

But inadvertently, his spiritual consciousness swept across Asan's realm and discovered that he was on one of Asan's talk shows in a city.

A fat middle-aged man with a Chinese face, disheveled hair, holding a paper fan in his hand, and claimed to be a romantic man.

Speaking nonsense in front of the cameras of Asan Media.

"I think the Asan Dynasty's strength indeed surpasses that of China."

"I admire your country's capabilities very much. Unlike our country in China, I really don't want to stay there."

"The Asan Dynasty's strength today is already number one in East Asia. I can conclude that the future belongs to you."

"I'm sorry to say that our country's strength is just an exaggeration. We don't have any real ability."

....

This man, like a slave, is mindlessly touting the Asan Dynasty and constantly belittling his own country.

All the Asan media and the audience present laughed heartily, and the ratings continued to soar.

Is there anything more exciting than watching a Chinese person praise their Asan Dynasty?

What's more, this man is a famous celebrity in China. Although he looks ugly, he can't stop others from licking him.

....


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