"Xiaojiang is okay, you are completely suitable to survive in our chicken strips." Wang Xun said with a smile.
The PT director who followed also agreed. Just after arriving, Jiang Siming stole everyone's limelight.
Especially in terms of appearance, she has been compared to Sheep Yang Xingdu. This program will attract a large number of female fans after it is broadcast.
"I think Xiao Yueyue must hate us to death." Reba smiled evilly.
"There is no way. This is life. I don't want to help him fight against so many things. It's fatal." Xiaozhu recognized Jiang Siming's approach just now. Well, it's the essence of chicken strips!
The remaining five people got off the bus at different places one after another.
In the end, only Jiang Siming and Reba were left. Because they lived farthest away, they had to stay in the car longer.
"It's so boring, can you tell me a joke?" Reba said to Jiang Siming.
She didn't know why she took the initiative to chat with Jiang Siming and asked him to tell her a joke. She usually never took the initiative to communicate with strangers.
Jiang Siming did not refuse, but asked: "What is the standard of jokes you can accept?"
"Ah? Is there a scale?"
"certainly."
"Then let's get a normal size one."
"Okay, let me ask you, do you usually go to the toilet with your left hand or your right hand?"
"Is this your normal standard?" Reba said with a red face. How could anyone ask such a question?
"Then what's your answer?"
"Of course it's your right hand. Could it be that you still use your left hand?" Reba replied naturally.
Jiang Siming said with a strange smile: "How can you use your right hand? We all use paper."
Reba was stunned for a second, and finally realized that she had been tricked by Jiang Siming.
"You bully others, I won't mess with you!" Reba said angrily, but as soon as the 'anger' appeared on his face, he couldn't help but laugh.
Yes, of course you have to use paper when going to the toilet. Why do you say you use your right hand? It's so stupid.
"If you do it again, I won't be fooled by you. Let's do it on a large scale!" Reba simply fought hard and risked his life.
"Are you so cruel? Will the show be allowed to air after I said it?" Jiang Siming expressed doubts.
"Don't worry, anyone who doesn't let it be broadcast will be pinched. Just come." Reba said with a red face. She didn't believe it. Jiang Siming dared to say anything too big.
"Ahem, okay, I dreamed of you last night, and my pants were wet when I woke up in the morning." Jiang Siming said in a low voice, "I'm very embarrassed."
Reba's face turned even redder, and she said angrily: "You are actually having an erotic dream!"
"No, you misunderstood. I dreamed about you taking off your makeup and it scared me to the point of peeing."
"roll!!!!"
In the midst of the quarrel with Jiang Siming, Reba also arrived at the designated place. When getting off the car, the former girl even expressed a 'curse' to Jiang Siming.
"I wish you gain ten pounds of meat today!"
Jiang Siming crossed his legs and said, "It's okay. I'm worried about being too thin. It's good to gain ten pounds."
"Huh! I'm ignoring you." Reba said, making a face at Jiang Siming, got out of the car and left.
The director in the car watched it with great interest, and he also felt that his previous idea of having Reba and Jiang Siming form a CP was very interesting.
This was the first time that Reba had such words with a guest. Although Jiang Siming had made her angry many times, she didn't seem to be angry at all. That 'curse' was just a little girl being a little bit mean to the people close to her.
Just a little bit of a spoiled brat.
It's not that I hate him at all. Reba is not like this when he gets along with other guests on the show. He seems very distant.
And Jiang Siming is like an old friend who I have known for a long time.
If they have no personal contact, it is their first meeting. It is rare for him to get along like this when they meet for the first time.
Not long after Reba left, Jiang Siming also arrived at his destination, which turned out to be a supermarket.
In the supermarket, cut cakes are on sale, and there is a huge piece of cut cake, a knife and a scale on the table.
The staff explained to Jiang Siming: "Next, you need to cut the cakes for the customers who come in with the weight they need to buy. Note that you only have one chance. If the weight difference between the weight and the weight the customer wants is one or two,
Within, even if you pass the test, if the difference is more than one or two, you have to eat all the cut cakes until you cut them correctly or finish all the cut cakes on the table."
Holy shit!
This time it was Jiang Siming's turn to be dumbfounded.
This mission is too perverted.
One size fits all? The gap has to be within one or two. Who can cut it accurately?
Sure enough, there is no such thing as pie in the sky when it comes to extreme challenges!
"let me try."
Jiang Siming could only choose to give it a try first. He cut a small piece with a knife and measured the weight. He probably had an idea in his mind, and then Jiang Siming began to officially challenge.
The first person who came to buy cut cakes was an old man.
"Give me twenty yuan to cut the cake."
One kilogram of cut cake is worth five yuan, and twenty yuan is four kilograms.
Jiang Siming measured it, raised the knife and put it down.
But after the weighing was completed, a full 5.5 kilograms were weighed, which was 1.5 kilograms over the standard.
In other words, Jiang Siming needs to eat the entire 5.5 kilogram cake.
Oh my god, this mission is so devilish!
Jiang Siming put the sliced cake into his mouth with a grimace. The first piece was fine.
But the next two times he cut it wrong, Jiang Siming had already eaten nearly ten kilograms of cut cake.
Jiang Siming, who had bulging cheeks and muttered, was speechless. Although he ate a lot, he didn't like to eat cakes.
And if it continues, he will definitely have to eat. Who can withstand this?
"I can't do it... I have to go find Yue Yunpeng... I can't do this task."
Jiang Siming decisively gave up the task and contacted Yue Yunpeng by phone.
Of course, Jiang Siming didn't trick him, he just told him about the difficulty of his task and asked him if he wanted to change.
Yue Yunpeng, who was about to die, agreed without even thinking. He would rather die than work as a coolie!
The two exchanged tasks happily.
Jiang Siming took a big gulp of mineral water before swallowing the choking cake from his throat.
"Director, can you tell me what the next four delicacies are?" Jiang Siming was a little curious.
"Pig's trotters, dumplings, noodles, watermelon." the director told.
Jiang Siming was so full after hearing this that he said goodbye and left immediately.
Yue Yunpeng arrived soon. He was afraid that Jiang Siming would regret it, so he took a taxi.
"Brother Jiang, you are really my brother. I almost fell apart when I was carrying all that stuff. You saved my life~"
As soon as Yue Yunpeng came over, he gave Jiang Siming a big hug.
"It's okay, leave the physical work to me, and leave the eating task to you. I've already eaten more than half of this first food for you," Jiang Siming said.
"No problem! Brother, look at me, I didn't grow in vain." Yue Yunpeng assured.
Jiang Siming prayed for him in his heart, hoping that he would not regret it soon. There would be a lot of choking things ahead.
Even if Yue Yunpeng could eat these things, it would be enough for him.
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It’s the third update~
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