"I know what you're thinking. You see grandma selling vegetables and it's hard for you to want to help, right?" Jiang Siming said in line with her words.
"Um!"
Jiang Siming continued: "But this depends on the person. If what you see is a beggar, then I don't object to you giving money, but others are not. If you give money randomly, it is an insult."
"If you think about it from another perspective, you are so popular now. If I told you that everyone only likes you because you are good-looking and not because of your works, would you be happy?"
"No!" Reba replied without thinking.
"That's okay, it's a truth." Jiang Siming spread his hands.
"So you just chatted for so long?"
"Of course I am discussing with grandma how to sell these vegetables and whether I can get a discount, so that grandma will feel that I really want to buy vegetables, instead of giving charity to others in the name of buying vegetables." Jiang Siming replied.
Reba, who understood, also realized his mistake and stood up from the ground obediently.
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect this and almost misunderstood you." Reba said embarrassedly.
"It's okay, just treat me to some ice cream."
"No problem!" Reba agreed happily this time, and the two of them went to the ice cream shop together, wanting to buy another one.
Although it rained in Chongqing today, it is still very hot. Ice cream is a great way to relieve the heat outdoors.
The two were walking on the side of the road, and when they were approaching the shopping mall, a car drove past quickly.
Jiang Siming noticed that the direction the car was driving happened to be a puddle on the road next to the two of them.
If this car drives past, there will definitely be water splashing over it.
Moreover, Reba was still on the side closest to the puddle. Seeing that both of them were about to be drowned, Jiang Siming showed his gentlemanly demeanor!
Reba, who was completely unaware, was suddenly hugged by Jiang Siming. She was so shocked that she opened her mouth slightly, thinking that Jiang Siming wanted to take advantage of her.
Just when she was about to scream, she noticed a car passing quickly on the road next to her. Its wheels ran over a puddle on the roadside, causing water to spray into the air!
A scene flashed across Reba's mind. Did Jiang Siming want to hug her to block the splash? So touching~
But the next second, she discovered that it was not the case at all!
She... was decisively pushed out by Jiang Siming to use as an 'umbrella', but Jiang Siming was hiding behind her.
puff!
The water splashed all over Reba's body and face in an instant, turning her into a dumpling. Even the cream eggs of the ice cream in her hand were blown away by the water.
Jiang Siming, on the other hand, had nothing to do with him. He relied on Reba to completely avoid this "splash" baptism.
Reba just froze on the spot, his brain shutting down.
The staff of the program team were also stunned to watch all this.
Can you still play like this?
Why is this plot... not written according to a normal script at all...
At this time, shouldn't it be Jiang Siming who pulls Reba into his arms and blocks out all the wind and rain for her?
Why...when I came to Jiang Siming, his painting style changed suddenly...
"I was scared to death. I almost got wet. This driver is really incompetent. How could he drive like this?"
Jiang Siming had already let go of Reba, looking at his clothes to see if they were stained, and saying a few words.
"River!"
"manage!"
"bright!"
Dilraba's 'terrible' roar came from beside her.
Jiang Siming scratched his head and said: "Don't be angry, this... Hey, hey, hey, a gentleman talks but doesn't use his hands!"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Siming started to ‘escape’ for his life.
Nonsense, when an angry tigress is chasing you, why don't you run away?
The staff of the program began to hold their stomachs and burst into laughter.
Even the photographer who was following me had a hard time enduring it, and the camera was a little shaken.
The effect of this program is perfect!
The director laughed heartily. He can guarantee that the ratings of this program will definitely be higher than the previous ones!
"This Jiang Siming is really a variety show genius! How did he manage to adapt to changes to such an extent? His whole body is so plastic!" the assistant director praised.
The director nodded in agreement and said, "After this program is finished, I'll go talk to him and see if I can get him to be a permanent guest. Even if the price is a little more expensive, I'll accept it."
It’s so hard to find such a person who can provide laughter and program effects anytime and anywhere with an understatement. There are very few such candidates in the entertainment industry.
The director's affection for his talent cannot be described in words.
Huayi also asked him to give more shots to Jiang Siming. Now it seems that there is no need for them to say hello at all, and the program team will do the same.
After chasing for a while, Reba finally won. He punched Jiang Siming a few times with his pink fist, which finally calmed him down, although these punches were not painful or itchy to Jiang Siming at all.
But seeing him running away in embarrassment, Reba still felt very comfortable.
"If you dare to do this again next time, I will never forgive you!" Reba said with a snort.
"Okay, okay, I'll make sure to pay attention next time and help you adjust your position so that you don't face that way. I'll turn you over and use your back to block the water, right?" Jiang Siming said naughtily.
Reba immediately rushed over and punched and kicked Jiang Siming.
After finally calming down, Reba's clothes got wet and needed to be changed, so he had to temporarily find a hotel room to clean himself and change clothes.
Jiang Siming paid for this. Although it was only an hourly room, the hotel was very high-end. It cost him more than 100 yuan to drive there for an hour, which was really heartbreaking.
After opening the room, Jiang Siming asked Xiaoxian to check whether the room was safe, such as whether there were hidden cameras or anything.
After confirming that it was safe, he was urged by Reba to walk out of the room and act as a 'doorman' at the door.
Dong Dong.
"Reba, can you buy me that... ice cream later?" Jiang Siming knocked on the door and asked, not forgetting his own ice cream.
"You have a beautiful idea!" came Reba's annoyed response from the room.
Jiang Siming shrugged and sighed: "What a shame."
After cleaning, Reba changed back into her previous clothes, and the makeup on her face was also washed off, and she simply put on some plain makeup and came out.
"I just thought your clothes and makeup were too ugly, so I deliberately found a reason for you to change them." Jiang Siming explained.
"Haha, men's words are so deceptive!" Reba didn't believe it at all.
"Reba, don't be angry, I'll teach you how to bark like a dog!" Jiang Siming suddenly became very warm-hearted and very dog-licking.
Reba couldn't accept it for a moment, and said sheepishly: "How embarrassing is this?"
"What did you say?" Jiang Siming also followed suit.
The two cameramen next to me were so embarrassed that their faces turned red.
Reba understood immediately, his pupils dilated, and he bared his teeth and claws to make Jiang Siming look good: "Who are you calling a dog? Jiang Siming, you stinky guy!"
"No, no, no, no, at worst I won't learn anymore. I'll do a magic trick to make you forget that you are a dog boss!" Jiang Siming said.
"I'm not a dog to begin with!" Reba said with her hands on her hips.
"Look, you forgot." Jiang Siming chuckled as Reba Fenquan arrived.
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Three updates!
Today’s update is quick, right? Hey, sake hand speed is back!
It is expected that all five updates will be released before twelve o'clock!
Today is a new month, and the banknotes have returned to zero. I also hope that all friends will vote with your banknotes.
Sake would like to wish everyone a happy Children’s Day! (To be continued)